Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dick Morris - Obama's Opportunity

By DICK MORRIS
Published on TheHill.com on April 29, 2008.

At the start of his campaign, Obama ran in counterpoint to the previous candidacies of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Here was a black man running for president on issues that had nothing to do with race as he rose above the victimization rhetoric that characterizes so many speeches of African-American political figures.

Now, in attacking the Rev. Wright as he did Tuesday, Obama can further define himself in contrast to Wright, just as he did earlier vis-à-vis Jackson and Sharpton.

So if, as the Chinese ideogram suggests, crisis is a synthesis of danger and opportunity, the controversy surrounding the Rev. Jeremiah Wright presents plenty of both for Obama.

In his statement Tuesday, Obama moved decisively and well to seize the opportunity that the Rev. Wright’s wrongs pose.


The danger Wright presents is obvious enough. Wright has come to epitomize everything white Americans fear in an African-American public figure, secular or clerical. He is anti-white, anti-American, and avidly embraces and propagates all manner of bizarre conspiracy theories. If he is to be believed, which is a very bad idea, the United States caused the AIDS virus in order to destroy the African-American population. The reality is the opposite: America took the lead in developing treatments for the disease, with the result being that a diagnosis of AIDS is no longer tantamount to a death sentence. Wright says that we give drugs to our children. Again, he is 180 degrees wide of the mark. We do more than any other nation to battle drugs and risk the lives of tens of thousands of noble and able DEA agents to keep them away from our children.

But if Wright has come to be the poster child for what America fears in a black public figure, he gives Obama an opportunity to be the opposite. By playing off Wright, by attacking his views in depth and detail, Obama can define himself as the un-Wright, reassuring Americans and carving out his identity in opposition to the reverend’s rantings. Obama has always implicitly defined himself as the opposite of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. He runs not as a black man seeking the presidency, but as a post-racial political leader who happens to have a dark complexion. But that positioning is now obsolete in the face of the challenge Wright poses to his candidacy.

If Obama continued to base his defense on history, he will just wade into deeper trouble. The “I wasn’t there; I didn’t hear him” defense just invites journalists to interview thousands of members of the congregation to find one who sat next to Obama during one of Wright’s racist and anti-American sermons. Just as John Kerry let his candidacy be hostage to the memories of every GI who served alongside him in Vietnam, so Obama will tie his to the recollections of his co-parishioners.

Nor will Obama solve his Wright problem by subtly distancing himself from his pastor and condemning his views, in general, as “offensive” or “not representative of my campaign.”

Rather, he needs to seize the opportunity Wright presents and rebut the pastor’s views, point by point — as he began to do Tuesday — and, in the process, define himself and his candidacy. He needs to rebut all of the spurious points Wright raised in his now-famous “chickens coming home to roost” sermon and speak up for America, our record and our values. He needs to explain why we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki — to save millions of American and Japanese lives, which would have been lost in an invasion. He should defend our support of Israel and take issue with Wright’s characterization of our backing for its efforts to protect itself as “terrorism.” He needs to speak out about America’s moral role in the world and differ sharply and publicly with Wright’s worldview.

By playing off Wright, he can recapture his identity as the personification of white hopes for a color-blind politics rather than white fears of anti-American and anti-white public figures.

The key to surviving the Wright challenge does not lie in the history of Obama’s 20-year involvement with his church. That story is a quagmire from which he will have difficulty extricating himself. The answer is, rather, to speak out in the here and now against Wright’s weekend comments in Washington and, thereby, tell us who he is and in what he believes.

Go to DickMorris.com to read all of Dick's columns!

McCain on Healthcare


My Friends,

Today, there are 47 million uninsured individuals in the U.S., and nearly a quarter of them are children. High costs and limited access are the underlying, fundamental problems in our healthcare system.

As you know, both Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are touting outrageously expensive and unrealistic universal health care plans - a government monopoly over health care.

Unlike my opponents, I do not believe that all of our nation's problems can be solved by turning control over to our government, with all the tax increases, new mandates and government regulation that come with that idea.

Today, our campaign began running a television ad focused on health care - that you can view by following this link - to ensure all Americans hear the truth about how I plan to tackle the challenges facing our nation's health care system. To ensure this important ad is aired in as many markets as possible, I'm asking for your immediate financial assistance.

I believe the key to real reform is to restore control over our health care system to the patients themselves. Americans need new choices beyond those offered in employment-based coverage. That's why, as president, I will seek to encourage and expand the benefits of Health Savings Accounts, tax-preferred accounts that are used to pay insurance premiums and other health costs. These accounts put the family in charge of what they pay for.

In addition, I will reform the tax code to provide every family the option of receiving a direct, refundable tax deposit - effectively $2,500 for individuals and $5,000 cash for families to offset the cost of insurance.

The reality is that both Senator Clinton and Senator Obama, in their haste to garner support for their so-called "solutions," are promising more than they can deliver. And, once again, they are simply out-of-touch with the real problems facing our health care system and how to solve them.

Here are the facts: Under the Democrats' plan, we will have all the problems, and more, of the current health care system - rigid rules, long waits and lack of choices - and we risk degrading the system's great strengths and advantages, including the innovation and life-saving technology that make American medicine the most advanced in the world.

My friends, this is not my definition of real reform. I hope you will join me in my fight to tackle the real problems facing our nation's health care system by making a contribution of $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000, or $2,300 to help fund this important ad.
I hope to hear from you soon.


Sincerely,

John McCain

P.S. While my Democratic opponents continue to believe that our government can solve all of our problems, I am prepared to offer practical, common sense solutions to the problem of rapidly rising health care costs and access in America.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Global Warning Goons Close Ranks

Like a rogue government the goose-stepping Global Warming Goons are ridding their ranks of any dissent...

From Fox News --

Dr. William Gray, who once said that pro-global warming scientists are "brainwashing our children," claims that Colorado State University will no longer promote his yearly North Atlantic hurricane forecasts due to his controversial views.

Gray complained in a memo to the head of Colorado State’s Department of Atmospheric Sciences that "this is obviously a flimsy excuse and seems to me to be a cover for the Department's capitulation to the desires of some (in their own interest) who want to reign [sic] in my global warming and global warming-hurricane criticisms," the Chronicle reports.

The Chronicle noted that Gray's views on global warming had become increasingly personal, with characterizations of former colleagues and students who disagreed with him as "medicine men" and a "Gang of Five" conspiring to promote the idea of man-made climate change.

Gray contends it's all a hoax contrived by scientists hungry for research funding, media professionals thirsting for Pulitzer Prizes and foreign powers seeking to create a single world government. More...


A single world government... I posted on that before...

We already have the left redefining our "right to free speech" as a "right to selective free speech" and now they are pushing their no-dissent version of selective science.

Why are these "save gas - fart in a jar" environazi's afraid of a little dissent? Maybe because the sky is not falling?!?!

The Democrat Party Great Divide Keeps Growing


While some Democrat party leaders and/or pundits claim it is good for their primary process to continue and others say Hillary should just stop now - almost all agree that once the Democrat candidate is selected, they will all rally behind that person.

Polls are saying otherwise...

From Yahoo.com --
In the AP-Yahoo poll — which has tracked the same 2,000 people since November — Barack Obama supporters with negative views of the New York senator have grown from 35 percent in November to 44 percent this month, including one-quarter with very unfavorable feelings.

Those Obama backers who don't like Hillary Rodham Clinton say they would vote for Republican candidate John McCain over her by a two-to-one margin, with many undecided.

As for Clinton supporters, those with unfavorable views of Obama have grown from 26 percent to 42 percent during this same period — including a doubling to 20 percent of those with very negative
opinions.


The Clinton backers with unfavorable views of Obama say they would vote for McCain over him by nearly three-to-one, though many haven't made up their minds. More...

Acitivist Judges Stopped in Cuyahoga County


Two Cuyahoga County judges felt they would champion their cause from the bench. This is what many conservatives call activist judges. Most of the time the "activist judge" tag can be placed on a Democrat judge - but not always.

Regardless of party - judges should not be legislating from the bench!

But here in Cuyahoga County - Home of the Cuyahoga County Bipartisan Party - we not only have an activist democrat judge but another judge masquerading as a conservative trying to push their activist agenda on the residents of Cuyahoga County under the guise of creative sentencing.

Judge Beth Zone, a democrat, and Judge Moan Synenberg, a RINO, have been told by the Ohio Supreme Court's Board of Commission on Grievances and Discipline that their quest to help AIDS patients cannot be done from the bench.

The judges, both members of the AIDS Task Force, intended on issuing sentences where instead of fines the defendants would be forced to buy high-calorie nutrient drinks for AIDS patients.

From the PD --

AIDS patients are in great need of such drinks, like Boost and Ensure, and daily use can be costly.

But the plan, hatched last month by two task force board members - Beth Zone and Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Judge Joan Synenberg - is kaput.

The Ohio Supreme Court's Board of Commission on Grievances and Discipline recommended against the idea, citing possible legal and ethical problems.

The commission did not issue a formal opinion, but its staff counsel Ruth Bope Dangel sent Judge Zone opinions from other state commissions that ruled against judges ordering charitable contributions.

Charitable contributions in lieu of fines take money away from government and court treasuries.


Excercising caution, Zone held up on any sentencing. Synenberg on the other hand could not wait to get started with her judicial activism and made several defendants buy this "gay super juice."
Based on the other states' conclusions, Judges Zone and Synenberg said this week they will not impose the donations. Synenberg had already imposed them in a few cases.

"I'm certainly not going to do it anymore," she said.

Not going to do it anymore?!?!? Yeah right - pretty much like she's not going to donate to democrat candidates anymore! Synenberg should be forced to repay the the court treasuries equal to the amount she imposed on the unsuspecting defendants.

It appears that not only do some of our party members support democrats - they also act like them!

That judicial activism is coming from a so-called conservative judge, especially this one, should come as no surprise. Synenberg is married to one of the more "Klassy" members of the Bipartisan Party of Cuyahoga County aka the Republican Party of Cuyahoga County.

If they want to continue their activism from the bench, I offer the following from the latest opinion of Supreme Court Justice Scalia (Pg. 57) regarding the WV death penalty in which he refutes the activist opinion of Justice Stevens --
This conclusion is insupportable as an interpretation of the Constitution, which generally leaves it to democratically elected legislatures rather than courts to decide what makes significant contribution to social or public purposes.
If these judges want a lesson in creative sentencing - they need to learn from Painesville Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Girlieman of the Week - Ohio State Rep. Matt Barrett

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: April 26, 2008

Girlieman: Ohio State Rep. Matt Barrett
Antics: Passing the buck to his own son

The rubber hit the road for this Buckeye State Elected Tormentor last October, while he was addressing a civics class at Norwalk High School. In theory, Meathead Matt was teaching the cess-school inmates how a bill becomes a law. To make his point crystal clear, he inserted a memory stick into the computer to bring up a pertinent image. That’s when his lecture hit a speed bump:

An image of a topless woman was projected to the class after Barrett, D-Amherst, inserted a data memory stick into his laptop while discussing how a bill becomes a law. Barrett said at the time he didn’t know how the image became part of his presentation.

He shut down the computer when he saw the image and finished his speech using paper handouts.

Barrett had asked for a police investigation after reviewing the memory card with school officials and finding a whole directory of inappropriate photos.

“I thought, ‘I have nothing to hide here. Bring everyone in and let’s figure it out,’ ” Barrett told reporters after the incident. (Chronicle Telegram)

Determined to bury the incident, Meathead Matt - a Demoncrat, by the way - told House Minority Leader Joyce Beatty a whopper, blaming the incident on Meathead Matt’s teenage son. In the fullness of time, that sealed Meathead Matt’s fate because House Minority Leader Beatty repeated the baseless accusation against the teenage Barrett lad to the media.

With that out of the way, Meathead Matt thought he had dodged potentially fatal, career ending, bullet by pointing the finger of blame at his son. I’m pleased to report that those pesky chickens came home to roost this week. Citing the lies Meathead Matt told her during the internal investigation, House Minority Leader, Beatty asked him to resign. Out of a job, and suitably disgraced, Meathead Matt might be the star attraction when he faces criminal charges stemming from this otherwise forgettable incident. What criminal charges? Did you pull a Meathead Matt and forget about that investigation that this blustering fool requested?

We don’t know what the cops found on Meathead Matt’s laptop or that infamous memory stick, but it was enough to torpedo his political career. All the relevant justice system officials are willing to say about their findings is that, it’s legal fodder, but does not rise to the level of a felony. Felony, schmelony. All that matters is that it terminated this gutless guttersnipe’s political career.

Meathead Matt is scum. He blamed his kid for something the kid didn’t do. He tried to save his political hide by throwing his son under the bus. We’re pleased as punch that it all blew up in Meathead Matt’s face. Determined to pile on, in our own humble way, the Politically Incorrect Gazette has named Meathead Matt Barrett Girlieman of the Week.

[PIG thanks PIGster King for giving us a heads-up on this weasel.]

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Obama Been Lyin'

Reposted from Politically Incorrect Gazette

A New ED Medicine



Thanks Prince!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Iran's New Sentence for Speeding - Flogging

I just love the way these guys dispense justice! But remember Islam is a religion of peace and understanding....

Drivers in Iran found guilty of dangerous behaviour on the roads could be sentenced to 74 lashes or several months in jail, Iran's traffic police chief was quoted as saying Tuesday.

"Drivers who commit dangerous acts will be referred to court for harming public order and the court can sentence violators to three months to a year in jail or 74 lashes," Mohammad Rouyanian said, cited by the Kayhan newspaper.

War Protester Attacks Wheelchair Bound Teenager

Laura & Jenna Bush were out promoting their children's book - "Read All About It," when a scumbag war protester began making an a** out of himself by screaming & swearing at them about Iraq & Iran.

Bringing his cerebral palsy inflicted daughter to see her hero Laura Bush, John Lovetro, asked the man to be quiet as this was an event for the children. That's when this 'nadless nutbag began hitting Lovetro's wheelchair bound daughter.

From the New York Post --

I told the guy, 'What are you doing? Shut up. This is about a child and books,' " said John Lovetro. "He was unperturbed. I said, 'Get out of here! You're being a moron!' "

The next thing he knew, Talis was allegedly punching Maureen - a fan of the first lady since meeting her in 2004.

"I heard my daughter hysterical yelling, 'He's hitting me!' " said Wendy Lovetro.

"He punched her on the shoulder blades, but that wasn't enough," she said.

"My husband pushed the wheelchair away from him and he reached beyond my husband and began pounding my daughter in the thigh." More...


Lovetro pummeled the moron until police arrived to arrest him.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

State Rep. Matt Barrett (D-Amherst) quits over Porn he blamed on his Son

What a loser! This guy should be stoned publicly!

First term Democrat State Rep. Matt Barrett was giving a presentation to a group of high school students when a nude picture flashed on the screen.

Red faced and embarrassed Barrett immediately claimed "stupidity" as to how the naked pictures were on a state issued flash drive.

Then with the support of fellow democrats and House Minority Leader Joyce Beatty, Barrett admitted his teenage son must have downloaded the pictures.

By late Wednesday, Barrett -- a lawyer and Amherst Democrat -- was calling the incident "an internal family matter" and asked for "respect for our privacy as we deal with this situation."

And by Thursday afternoon, House Minority Leader Joyce Beatty made a very public statement praising Barrett and stating: "This situation is a matter between him, his teenaged son and his family." (PD - October 04, 2007)

Now the truth comes out about this scumbag who threw his kid under the bus....
A House member said Thursday he was told there were nude photos of two women from Barrett's district on a flash drive used during the presentation. Neither was Barrett's wife, the member said.

Barrett quit "after he admitted he was not truthful about the photos displayed ... during a classroom presentation," according to a news release issued by Ohio House Democratic Leader Joyce Beatty.

"It became clear the Rep. Barrett had not been forthright with me and his colleagues," Beatty said in the news release.

Beatty said she demanded Barrett's resignation. More...
What a piece of SH**! Someone needs to grab this guy and give him the beating of his life! I would think a well placed ball bat to the knees caps would be in order.

WARNING FROM THE MIDDLE EAST

I received this in my email from a highly respected source....
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan...

Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.

This warning was followed with an addendum -
And don't forget about the pizza delivery people. You may never get a pizza delivered to your door again.

Not only is this getting ugly but it may get worse - I fret the Islamakaze's may eventually include cutting off supply of doctors & engineers.

Cleveland Rag Dealer run by Bigots

I do not agree with all of the things that Cuyahoga County Commissioner Jimmy Dimora does. Though I do find it pretty funny how Dimora routinely has his way with RPCC Chairman Little Robbie Frost.

I would say tossing the scribblers for the local fishwrap - The Rag Dealer (PD) - out of a meeting was not one of the smarter things he did. But does that give the local liberal propaganda rag the right to attack Dimora's nationality?

From the Rag Dealer --

When he tells you, "Get out!" in a loud, angry shout, That's Dimora.

When he summons his goon to make sure you leave soon, That's Dimora.

He won't talk, says he's being stalked, questions make him balk On the subject of hiring.

See him twitch, saying he's no snitch and we're hunting witch. Wow, he's really perspiring.

When the county takes in one whose resume's thin, That's a story.

When you put in her hand more than 48 grand, We ask why.

So we hope you will see we have reasons for asking, Signore.

Scuzza me, but you see, in the land of the free, That's a story.

(Instrumental break)

By protesting too much, you have opened the box of Pandora. Scuzza us for the fuss; we've got things to discuss With Dimora.

That's Dimora.


I am usually not offended by idiots making off color remarks about fellow Italians. I even found humor in Rev. Wright's garlic nosed Italians remarks.

But I must ask - would the bigoted editors at the high & mighty propaganda rag make this same play on words if Dimora was a jew, black, or gay? Seems like the stiff-necked bigots have have no problem insulting Italians.

As for the employee in question - who cares where she used to work, as long as she does good at the job she has now?

Hillary would Nuke Iran

According to the democrat standards, these below remarks would now classify Hillary as a "warmonger."

From WND --

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president we will attack Iran," Clinton said. "In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them."

...Clinton offered a new defense doctrine during the Democratic presidential debate in Philadelphia last week that would have the U.S. defend Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates with nuclear weapons. (emphasis added)

Here's what Clinton said: "We should be looking to create an umbrella of deterrence that goes much further than just Israel. Of course I would make it clear to the Iranians that an attack on Israel would incur massive retaliation from the United States. But I would do the same with other countries in the region ... . You can't go to the Saudis or the Kuwaitis or UAE and others who have a legitimate concern about Iran and say, well, don't acquire these weapons to defend yourself unless you're also willing to say we will provide a deterrent backup." More...

Old Hillagoat sounds so ridiculous when she talks tough!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Buckeye State Barf College Boy leaves to become Ambulance Chaser

The Naugster appropriately takes a parting shot at Buckeye State Barf college boy - Jerid...

From Naugblog --
Jerid Kurtz, the obnoxious chucklehead blogger from Dayton, has left Buckeye State Blog to pursue his future career as a slip-and-fall lawyer.

In his supposedly final post, he thanks a bloated Federal government for being his 3rd parent as a child while his biological parents went through a difficult economic
situation.


Jerid also admits that he fights for Democrat canddiates because they �take care of folks like me.� At least this means Jerid is an honest democrat. Most Democrat activists won�t admit that they are tired of that �personal responsibility� nonsense, and would rather be tied to statist politicians through a social umbilical cord where new programs will be exchanged for votes.

The Naugster points out a very disturbing piece of Jerids farewell post -

As the economic pressure slowly crippled my parents marriage - like my dad�s legs - to the point of domestic violence, Social Security kept my Scooby Doo lunchbox full. More...

Most upsetting to me is that Jerid would use economic hardships to justify spousal abuse. My parents also went through a divorce and our family came upon financial hardships at times. Never did my father turn into a wife beater! In fact - my father never even raised his hands or threatened my mother with harm before, during or after their divorce.

I am sorry - but there is NO justifiable excuse for a man ever hitting a woman, let alone the mother of his children. For people that are less than a man - excuses for hitting a women abound. I was always taught any man raising his hands to a woman is a sign that he is a chicken shit. Maybe this explains why Jerid would allow a female friend (don't worry guys) to walk alone to her car from his apartment - because he is a chicken shit and less than a man.

So all you wife beaters out there - you have another liberal ambulance chaser coming to rescue you.

I wonder if this means we will hear more from fellow BSB perv Russo?

Good Job Matt!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dick Morris - HILLARY'S TERRORIST TIES


By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN

Published on FOXNews.com on April 18, 2008.

In this week’s debate, Hillary Clinton said all of her “baggage” has been “rummaged through” for years. But important features of her close relationship with known terrorist sympathizers and Hamas supporters are still opaque to the public view.

Her relationship with terrorists began in the mid-1980s when she served on the Board of the New World Foundation, which gave funds to the Palestine Liberation Organization, at a time when the PLO was officially recognized by the US government as a terrorist organization.

In 1996, the First Lady initiated an outreach program to bring Muslim leaders to the White House. But, as terrorism expert Steve Emerson noted in the Wall Street Journal “Curiously, nearly all of the leaders with whom Mrs. Clinton elected to meet came from Islamic fundamentalist organizations. A review of the statements, publications, and conferences of the groups Mrs. Clinton embraced shows unambiguously that they have long advocated or justified violence. By meeting with these groups, the first lady lent them legitimacy as ‘mainstream’ and ‘moderate.’”

Among these radical groups was the American Muslim Alliance (AMA) and the Council on American-Islamic Relations, both groups that support Hamas, who attended a White House reception hosted by Hillary in February, 1996. Emerson says that its leaders “have sanctioned terrorism, published anti-Semitic statements, and repeatedly hosted conferences that were forums for denunciations of Jews and exhortations to wage jihad.”

The American Muslim Alliance was headed in the 90s by Abdulrahman Alamoudi who met with Clinton and Gore in 1995. Emerson notes that “Mrs. Clinton [allowed] the American Muslim Alliance to draw up the Muslim guest list for the first lady’s…White House reception.”

Alamoudi, Emerson says was “the primary defender of Musa Abu Marzug, the Hamas political bureau chief responsible for creating the group’s death squads.” Marzug took “credit” when Hamas brigades sprayed machine gun fire into a crowded Jerusalem mall. But less than three days after Marzug was arrested by the FBI in July of 1995, Alamoudi said that Marzug “had never been involved in terrorism” and called his arrest “an insult to the Muslim community. Emerson reports that he “elicited contributions fro Marzug’s defense fund” and called him a “political prisoner.”

Then, Hillary ran for Senate on her own and suddenly it was payback time. On June 13, 2000, the American Muslim Alliance’s Massachusetts Chapter held a very successful fundraiser for her candidacy. Tahir Ali, the chairman of the chapter, said “we must support all who have [Muslim] interests at heart.”

Perhaps conscious of how controversial the contribution would be, Hillary or someone on her staff, tried to pull a fast one, recording the donation on federal filing forms as being from the “American Museum Alliance.” But alert observers weren’t fooled and Senate candidate Clinton was forced to acknowledge who the real donor was and, four months after getting the money, she returned it.

But by then, a few weeks before the election, she had abjured the use of soft money in her Senate campaign, so the donation was, in practical terms, useless, since it was well over the limits for hard money contributions.

The Palestinian terrorists know that Hillary hears their point of view. WorldNetDaily.com reported on October 7, 2007 that leading terrorists have publicly called for her election. Aaron Klein, WorldNet Daily’s Jerusalem correspondent, wrote, in his wonderful book Schmoozing with Terrorists, Ala Senakreh, West Bank chief of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terrorist group said “I hope Hillary is elected in order to have the occasion to carry out all the promises she is giving regarding Iraq.”

Senakreh has high hopes for a Hillary presidency. He told Klein “I hope also that she will maintain her husband’s policies regarding Palestine and even develop that policy.

Abu Hamed, leader of the Al Aqsa Brigades in Gaza, noting that “the Iraqi resistance is succeeding,” said that “Hillary and the Democrats call for withdrawal.” Then he added, helpfully, &ldqu o;Her popularity shows that the resistance is winning and that the occupation is losing. We just hope that she will go until the end and change American policy.” He explained that “President Clinton wanted to give the Palestinians 98 percent of the West Bank territories. I hope Hillary will move a step forward and give the Palestinians all their rights.”

Clearly Barack Obama should not have stayed in Rev Wright’s church and his campaign should not maintain a “friendly” relationship with William Ayers. But what about Hillary’s service on a board that gave money to a terrorist organization? And her hosting of a terror supporting group in the White House? And her acceptance of a $50,000 contribution from that group? And the statements of terrorists that they are hoping for her to win.

These are far more serious connections than have been established for Obama and either Wright or Ayers.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Korrectnik's Abroad

I would say it is only a matter of time before an activist judge & one of the liberal created victimhood groups will try some korrectnik crap like this here...

From Reuters --

An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.

A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro ($63) fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harassment.

His lawyer said on Friday he would appeal the sentence. The court will explain its verdict later. The two met on two separate occasions in 2005 on a commuter train going from Lecco, a town in northern Italy, to Milan.

The first time, the man sat next to the woman but she felt he had moved too close for comfort. The next day, the man sat in front of the same woman and according to her complaint, stared at her for the whole journey.

Arrested for staring! How ridiculous is that!

There is also another case taking place in which Ms. Hotness, Brigitte Bardot, is on trial again for inciting racial hatred.

Bardot is an outspoken critic of the Islamakaze's slowly taking over France.

From Reuters --
She has been fined four times for inciting racial hatred since 1997, at first 1,500 euros and most recently 5,000.

Prosecutor Anne de Fontette told the court she was seeking a tougher sentence than usual, adding: "I am a little tired of prosecuting Mrs Bardot."

French anti-racist groups complained last year about comments Bardot made about the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in a letter to President Nicolas Sarkozy that was later published by her foundation.

"I am fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country and imposing its acts," the star of 'And God created woman' and 'Contempt' said.

Bardot has previously said France is being invaded by sheep-slaughtering Muslims and published a book attacking gays, immigrants and the unemployed, in which she also lamented the "Islamisation of France".

In my book, even though she is old enough to fart dust, Bardot could say whatever the hell she wants!

Obama secretly supports McCain

The more O'Dumbo speaks, the more he proves he is NOT the second coming of a tan JFK. As time goes on the dysfunctional O'Dumbocrats will see their hero expose himself for what he really is... nothing more than a "typical politician."

Campaigning in PA and trying to fool the bitter, gun toting, Bible thumping, rednecks into voting for him - the "minister of empty hope" steps in his own pile of O'Dumbocrap.

From Yahoo News --
"You have a real choice in this election. Either Democrat would be better than John McCain. And all three of us would be better than George Bush," Obama said.

"We cannot afford a third George Bush term and that's what John McCain is offering — a third Bush term," Obama said.

"We are going to bring an end to the George Bush era," Obama declared. "His name won't be on the ballot" but "one name that will be on the ballot is John McCain!"

The audience booed, and Obama said: "The problem is that he's running for George Bush's third term."

It looks like John Kerry has been promoted as O'Dumbo's speech writer!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Sadr Threatens War

Until recently Muqtada al-Sadr & his al-Mahdi Army have been fairly quiet and the renewal of his 6 month cease fire has greatly contributed to the decline in violence - until now.

In response to an Iraqi crack down on his militia in Basra & Sadr City, Sadr has issued Iraq & the United States an ultimatum - stop arresting his followers or he will declare war.

From Al-Jazeera --
.... al-Sadr said in a statement on Saturday that he was giving a final warning to the Shia-led Iraqi government "to take the path of peace and stop violence against its own people".

"If it does not stop the militias that have infiltrated the government, then we will declare a war until liberation," he said.


Sheikh Salah al-Obaidi, a spokesman for al-Sadr, told Al Jazeera that this is the last opportunity of the Iraqi government to make an effort to co-operate with the group.

He said: "We [the Sadrist movement] have tried and tried to improve the political situation in the country. "But our calls were never heeded. This is the government's last chance to correct the current situation."
More...

Making matters worse is the month long campaign, "Attack of Righteousness," planned by Sunni-led Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Celebrating the death of 4000 American soldiers in Iraq, the group will "offer the head of an American" as a gift to George Bush.

Steaming Load Award - Time Magazine

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Time Magazine takes a crap on the brave men who died defending our liberty.

The image of five United States Marines and one American sailor ( Sgt. Michael Strank, USMC; Cpl. Harlon Block, USMC; PFC. Franklin Sousley, USMC; PFC. Rene Gagnon, USMC; PFC. Ira Hayes, USMC; and PhM. 2/c John Bradley, USN) raising the American Flag on Mount Suribachi is etched in the minds of everyone who has seen it. It is one of those images that signifies, memorializes, the high price our warriors paid to defeat a determined enemy in a world war where our survival hung in the balance. The Joe Rosenthal photo of the second flag raising on Mt. Suribachi is such a powerful image it was used to create the United States Marine Memorial near Arlington National Cemetery. Its message of courage, teamwork and sacrifice is a powerful one, an essential one.

This week, 'Time Magazine' perpetrated a blatant insult on the men who made that ultimate sacrifice for their country on Iwo Jima, and countless other forgotten places around the world. The magazine’s editors dropped their drawers and took a crap on this inspiring moment in a titanic battle by spewing the steaming butt bullet shown in this cover image from Time’s April 28th issue. It’s insulting and enraging on so many levels, I am hard pressed to name them all. First, and foremost, the bloody battle to defend our liberty against two powerful enemies hell bent on world domination is terribly real. Equating that with Messiah Al’s delusions about man-perpetrated Global Warming, is giving the finger to the 6,821 Americans who died during the 35 day battle for that hunk of volcanic rock in the Pacific Ocean. This cover image is an insult to all the United States Marines who have died in battle since the Corps inception in 1775.

Two men who were part of that hellish battle, didn’t pull their punches when they were interviewed by the Business and Media Institute:


“It’s an absolute disgrace. Whoever did it is going to hell. That’s a mortal sin. God forbid he runs into a Marine that was an Iwo Jima survivor. The second world war we knew was there. There’s a big discussion. Some say there is global warming, some say there isn’t. And to stick a tree in place of a flag on the Iwo Jima picture is just sacrilegious.” (Donald Mates, who served in the 3rd Marine Division and fought in the battle of Iwo Jima, landing on Feb. 24, 1945).

“That global warming is the biggest joke I’ve ever known. [W]e’ll stick a dadgum tree up somebody’s rear if they want that and think that’s going to cure something.” (Lt. John Keith Wells, leader of the platoon that raised the flags on Mt. Suribachi, co-author of "Give Me Fifty Marines Not Afraid to Die: Iwo Jima").

The Free State of PIG has a notorious soft spot for all our fighting men and women, especially the members of the United States Marines. We don’t buy any of the self serving bullshit being pooped out by Time Magazine’s managing editor, Richard Stengel. When Lt. John Keith Wells and his fellow Marines hunt down this Steaming Stengel Load and stick that tree where the sun don’t shine, we’ll add that to the long list of heroic moments in Marine Corps history.

Time Magazine and this Stengel butt bullet have been circling the bowl long enough. It’s time to flush both of them out of our misery.



Saturday, April 19, 2008

Support the CARTER Act


Former President Peanut may finally get his slack-jaw wired shut. Against the wishes of the U.S., Israel and many other countries, Carter met with top Hamas officials on his 2008 Terrorist Tour through the Mid-East.

On this Terrorist Tour Carter visited the grave site of PLO founder Yasser Arafat. Calling him a close friend, Carter described Arafat as a "peace fighter". Setting the international stage his Terrorist Tour created for the jihadikazes - Carter called Israel a bunch of criminals.

Having heard Jihadikaze Jimmy drawl enough insults about our allies and sing never ending praise about known terrorists - U.S. Rep Joe Knollenberg has had enough...

From WND --

The CARTER Act, by U.S. Rep. Joe Knollenberg, of Farmington Hills, Mich., would prevent federal dollars from being used to finance discussions and negotiations with terrorist groups, he said.

The Coordinated American Response To Extreme Radicals Act estimates taxpayers already have given the Carter's think-tank foundation some $19 million. But Knollenberg is suggesting no more.

"America must speak with one voice against our terrorist enemies," he said in a statement at the time the proposal was readied for Congress. "It sends a fundamentally troubling message when an American dignitary is engaged in dialogue with terrorists. My legislation will make sure that taxpayer dollars are not being used to support discussions or negotiations with terrorist groups." More...

It is about time somebody did something, other than talk, about stopping this American embarASSment. I believe it is bad enough we are paying for secret service protection on his Terrorist Tour - but it is amazing we would give money to his think-tank!

His actions show he is a moron, but would Carter & think-tank be an oxymoron?

Click here for more on Knollenberg's CARTER Act. Click here for the letter he sent Jihadikaze Jimmy when he first learned of his planned Terrorist Tour.

Al-Zawahiri releases new tape

The #2 man of Al-Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri, has issued a new audiotape again predicting U.S. failure in Iraq. This is the same towel headed Islamikaze that predicted the U.S. troop "surge" would fail.

From Al-Jazeera --

Al-Zawahri, considered to be the network's chief strategist, said that building Iraq as a "fortress of Islam" is the "most important duty" for Muslims.

Marking the fifth anniversary of the US invasion of Iraq, al-Zawahiri said that the administration of George Bush, the US president, is passing on a "problem" to the president's successor by guaranteeing that a heavy foreign military presence stays in
Iraq for the rest of Bush's term.

"The truth is that if Bush keeps all his forces in Iraq until doomsday and until they enter hell, they will only see crisis and defeat by the will of God", al-Zawahiri said.

In Thursday's tape, al-Zawahiri also said a fight to liberate Jerusalem would be launched from Iraq, reiterating earlier statements attributed to Osama bin Laden, the leader of al-Qaeda. More...

Like the Iranians when Reagan was elected, I predict many of the Al-Qaeda Islamikazes and their jihadikazes will change their tune when McCain is elected.

Should Hillahag or O'Dumbo get elected... al-Zawahiri's predictions will probably be somewhat accurate.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Support the McCain Gas Tax Holiday

My Friends,

This week, I laid out an economic plan aimed at providing immediate and long-term relief for all American families. One of the key components of this plan is a suspension of the federal gas tax on gasoline from Memorial Day to Labor Day of this year.

The effect of this "gas tax holiday" will be an immediate economic stimulus - taking a few dollars off the price of a tank of gas every time you fill up. And because the cost of gas affects the price of food, packaging and just about everything else, this immediate step will spread economic relief to every family in America.

My friends, this election will be shaped by the big issues we face as a nation, not the small ones...

I am running for president to tackle the most pressing challenges facing our nation today, and our economy is certainly one of our top challenges. The voters of our country will have a clear choice in November between my vision and policies for our country - rooted in our shared conservative principles - and the tax and spend policies of my Democratic opponents.

Whether it's the economy, the struggle against radical Islamic extremism or national security issues, I stand ready to offer bold solutions to our nation's challenges. The gas-tax holiday is just one example, and as I have always done, I will make my case to every American who will listen.

I will not confine myself to the comfort of speaking only to those who agree with me. I will make my case to all the people. I will listen to those who disagree. I will try to persuade them. I will debate. I will learn from them. And I will fight every moment of every day for what I believe is right for this country, and I will not yield.

Thank you,

John McCain

P.S. In November, Americans will have a clear choice between my policies for addressing the big issues and the policies of my opponents. I stand ready to offer bold new solutions to the challenges we face as a nation, and I ask that you join me today calling for a gas tax holiday to provide immediate economic relief for many Americans.

HB 270 - A Skool Funding Challenge for Strickland

Yesterday I posted about Rev. Ted's dream of one day fulfulling his campaign promise for education reform in Ohio. So far the only thing we know about this phantom reform is that Rev. Ted wants to strip the elected positions of State Skool Bored of any power. These positions would serve in an advisory role to his newly appointed Education Czar.

The other part of his wet dream includes fixing skool funding. But as we know all to well - this is just lip service. This would mean challenging the brown shirts running the teachers union - and that will never happen.

If Rev. Ted is sincere about about any reform of skool funding, his first step would be stopping the double dipping of so-called retired teachers and skool administrators.

Harry E. Klide, a retired Stark County Common Pleas judge, writes about HB 270 that would be the first step in any skool funding reform...

From the Canton Repository --

A few elected officials in Columbus are attempting to close the loophole that allows double dipping. It is about time. The Dispatch noted that House Bill 270, introduced by Rep. Michelle Schneider, R-Madeira, "would suspend the pensions of elected officials and public employees who return to the same or similar jobs within six months."

HB 240, introduced by Rep. Bruce Goodwin, R-Defiance, provides that those who want to double dip would have their salary capped at about 60 percent of their former salary.

The time has come for taxpayers to protest and compel their state legislators to focus on the practice of double dipping. Regardless of how I feel about it, I cannot find fault with someone who is double dipping because he or she is only doing what is allowable by law. I find fault with those who make this right under our legal system.

Failure to correct this problem undermines trust and confidence in government because it encourages the notion that public officials are talking advantage of the offices to which they were elected to enrich themselves at the taxpayers' expense.

Many states outlaw or restrict double dipping. Isn't it time our state legislators take bold action to resolve this important issue? More...


If Rev. Ted is truly concerned about "watching" our tax dollars he will fully support this bill. Now let's see if Rev. Ted and his dysfunctional democrats in Columbus really want to fix skool funding!

Girlieman of the Week - Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: April 18, 2008

Girlieman: Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon
Antics: Went caterwauling to Uncle Sam

Lost somewhere in the long shadow cast by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Apraio, is Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon. Mayor Phil is not amused by Sheriff Joe, Sheriff Joe’s notoriety, or anything else about PIG’s favorite lawman. In fact, Mayor Phil is determined to paint a justice system bull’s-eye on Sheriff Joe because Joe Arpaio is, systematically, cleaning out those known havens where border jumping scumbags lurk:
In the past month, sheriff's deputies and trained volunteers have gone into neighborhoods with large Hispanic populations, stopping people for routine traffic violations and asking some of them about their immigration status. Dozens of illegal immigrants have been detained. ICE officials say Arpaio is not violating the formal agreement he has with their office that allows sheriff's deputies to enforce immigration laws. (Yahoo News)
Sheriff Joe’s raids must be working, because he’s pissing off all those notorious Colonista coddling groups. At the same time, he’s getting covering fire from the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement officials who, coincidentally, were on hand when Sheriff Joe’s deputies arrested residents and immigrants in the town of Guadalupe. Their approval stands in stark contrast to Mayor Phil’s whine to the U. S. Department of Justice:
In an April 4 letter to U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey, Mayor Phil Gordon asked the agency and the Justice Department's civil rights division to examine what he called discriminatory harassment and improper stops, searches, and arrests by sheriff's deputies in Maricopa County, which encompasses the metropolitan area. "Over the past few weeks, Sheriff Arpaio's actions have infringed on the civil rights of our residents," Gordon wrote. "They have put our residents' well-being, and the well-being of law enforcement officers, at risk." (Yahoo News)
Sheriff Joe is almost as unimpressed with this spineless political hack guttersnipe as we are, here in the Free State of PIG:
"I think the mayor is disconnected from the people he represents and he doesn't get the point," Arpaio said Saturday. "Now he's going to Washington to confuse the issue and try to get the public against me." The mayor "is degrading my office and my deputies by insinuating that they're violating all these civil laws. We don't profile," the sheriff said.
If Mayor Phil thinks Sheriff Joe is exceeding his authority, why doesn’t he attack him directly? Why doesn’t he use the local justice system to hang this stinker on Sheriff Joe? Why? Because Mayor Phil Gordon is a craven coward who hasn’t got the guts to fight his own battles. For lacking the BALLS to be a MAN about his battle with Sheriff Joe, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Illegal Immigration Smuggling Ring broken up in Mentor

When confronted about illegal immigrants taking jobs from U.S. citizens, the left counters with - they only take jobs "we" don't want.

Anybody who ever worked in a restaurant - please raise your hand.

From the PD --
Owners and managers of a popular Mexican restaurant in Mentor smuggled workers north from Mexico, charged them high fees for the crossing and demanded they work long hours to pay off the debt, according to federal authorities.

Immigration agents and federal prosecutors say they broke up a smuggling ring that exploited illegal immigrants when they descended on Jalapeno Loco and six other Mexican restaurants in five states Wednesday morning.

Agents arrested two managers of Jalapeno Loco, which commands a prominent corner of East Points shopping plaza on Mentor Avenue and bills itself an "Authentic Mexican Restaurant." They also took into custody eight restaurant workers - six men and two women - believed to be in the country illegally. More...

Long Lost Campaign Promise - Rev. Ted's Education Reform

Uh-Oh! Rev. Ted is AGAIN promising education reform and this time he means business! He doesn't know how is going to do it, but when he does - nobody better stand in his way!

From the PD --

Strickland pledged again Thursday to propose revamped public school funding and other reforms next year. He didn't give details in a speech at the Ohio Federation of Teachers state convention but seemed to anticipate a need to bull through or go around the General Assembly.

"It will be a Herculean effort," he told nearly 300 delegates beginning a three-day session at the Crowne Plaza Cleveland Hotel. "I will ask, really beg you, to help with this effort."

Strickland is soliciting ideas for reform and said he won't firm up his plan until listening to people across the state. Proposals he has heard so far include setting a local minimum for school taxes, dumping the Ohio Graduation Test for other measures of achievement and establishing a statewide pay scale for teachers.

"It is important we develop public support for whatever the final effort is," Strickland later told reporters. "I don't want to just put forth an effort that will fail."
More...
What did he just say - Does not want to put forth an effort that would would fail? Excuse me Rev. - did you forget about your budget? Sorry, that passed - only it IS a failure!

Hillary better watch out - it sounds like Rev. Ted is getting some help from O'Dumbo on giving empty speeches of hope.


For a better understanding of education in the United States, click here to read this eye opening assessment.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

More Iranian meddling in Iraq

From Hurriyet --

The shelling in Quandil mountain targeted the PEJAK, a breakaway faction of the outlawed separatist PKK, PUK media reported.

Iranian artillery began shelling the villages in Sengeser sub-county and Pishder District of Sulaimani Province in Northern Iraq on Monday, a news service associated with the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK) of Iraqi President Jalal Talabani reported.

The Iranian military often shells Iraqi border villages in an attempt to flush out the outlawed Kurdish separatists, sending residents fleeing from their homes.

The PEJAK based in northern Iraq threatened on Sunday to launch bomb attacks inside Iran if Tehran fails to halt anti-Kurdish policies in the Islamic country, AFP reported. PEJAK warned it has the ability to "carry out bombings against Iranian forces" inside Iran. More...


PEJAK is supported by the United States, and the PKK is listed as a terrorist group.

PEJAK & the PKK have are Kurdish separatist groups and a pain in the a** for Iran & Turkey.

North Royalton Nazi's Ban Outside SMoking

This city should also lose any money they get directly or indirectly from any tobacco taxes!

From the PD --

A year after Ohio told smokers to step outside, North Royalton has decreed the outside out of bounds at city parks and recreation areas.

The Cleveland suburb is the first community in Ohio to ban outdoor smoking on public lands, health officials said. The restrictions cover soccer fields, parks and ball fields. And no, you can't grab a smoke in your car in the parking lot.

Mayor Robert Stefanik said he introduced legislation after hearing from baseball boosters who were tired of people lighting up in the stands. Cigarette butt litter has also been a problem, he said.

These tormented liberal korrectnik's should have SS patches on their shirts! As for the Mayors so-called supporters of these goose-stepping tactics - must be athletic supporters.

I am a baseball coach on my son's t-ball team - I never smoked in front of the children. I would rather kids see somebody smoking - than watch pro ball players shoot steroids!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Another Obama Endorsement

And the Jihadakaze's pick... O'Dumbo!

From WND --

"We like Mr. Obama, and we hope that he will win the elections," Ahmed Yousuf, Hamas' top political adviser in the Gaza Strip, said in an exclusive interview with WND and with the John Batchelor Show on WABC Radio in New York.

"I hope Mr. Obama and the Democrats will change the political discourse. ... I do believe [Obama] is like John Kennedy, a great man with a great principal. And he has a vision to change America to make it in a position to lead the world community, but not with humiliation and arrogance," Yousuf said, speaking from Gaza.
More...
I bet they don't like gun slinging, Bible thumping, hilljack's either!

What scares me about O'Dimwit is not that his middle name is Hussein, that he is black, an elitist snob, or that he is so liberal he makes Kookcinich look conservative. What scares me is that the man does not have a clue when it comes to the importance and national security issues we face with the power struggles all throughout the Middle East and the Islamakaze's running wild.

Like the O'Dumbocrats, the terrorists are also mesmerized by his empty speeches of hope. Something like the new chick in school - all the boys go ga-ga over her, then realize she is nothing special.

The O'Dumbocrats and the terrorists will both be disappointed when they realize O'Dumbo is NOT the hero they think he is. A pissed off O'Dumbocrat just whimpers and whines. A pissed off Jihadakaze blows things up!

A Health Care story Hillary won't tell!

A young girl was born with a liver disorder. Over the years this young girl received three liver transplants - twice in 1989 and a third in 1998. Unable to afford health care these operations were paid for by the state.

The young lady, now 21 with no insurance, is again in need of another liver transplant or she will die. But she is ineligible for state-funded health care due to age limits. Learning of a little known law she is again receiving free health care and is back on the waiting list for her 4th liver transplant.

So this could be considered a "happy" story about healthcare and one case where it works - right? Sure only if your living in Mexifornia and are an illegal immigrant...

From the LA Times --
Late last month Puente learned of another, little-known option for patients with certain healthcare needs. If she notified U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services that she was in the country illegally, state health officials might grant her full Medi-Cal coverage. Puente did so, her benefits were restored and she is now awaiting a fourth transplant at UCLA.

That break can be life-threatening for people like Puente. "It doesn't matter if I'm undocumented," she said. "They should take care of me at UCLA for the rest of my life because I've been there since I was a baby."

If you are a U.S. citizen - you get treated like a U.S. citizen. Sir, you are a legal U.S. citizen... end of the line please --
Larry Gonzalez, a U.S. citizen who has hepatitis C, has known for a decade that he needs a new liver but was just placed on the transplant waiting list last week.

"Why do we have to get in line behind immigrants, foreigners, when we have enough people here to fill the hospitals?" asked Gonzalez, 54, who lives in Ventura. "It just seems obvious to me that we shouldn't be taking a back seat."

Government health care - what a peach!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

A letter from a Klassy RPCC Officer

This is a letter sent by Rino Snakenberg to a fellow member of the RPCC. The statements Snakenberg is speaking about is a proposed bylaw change that would stop him and the other democrat supporting Republicans from giving to democrats.

Dear Mr. Emmert,

I am confused by your statements in your email, which was never sent directly to me. I am almost certain you have never called me at my home or my office although both are listed. Had you called, I would have returned you call as I return all my calls. Did I somehow miss your calls? If so, I apologize. If you did not have the courtesy to call me, then you can go f**k yourself.


Roger M. Synenberg
Synenberg & Associates LLC
55 Public Square, Suite 1200
Cleveland, Ohio 44113
Telephone: (216)622-2727
Fax: (216) 622-2707
Pager: (216)549-2913

Saturday, April 12, 2008

True Measures of Success in Iraq


This article by David Brooks is a must read for the dunderheads that do not think we are having success in Iraq. This would pretty much be Hillary & Obama supporters.

From NYT --

The Bush administration has been pushing the Iraqis to make this sort of grand compromise for years — to little effect. The Democrats happily declare that there has been no political progress in Iraq because this grand compromise is the only kind of political progress they can conceive of.

The grand compromise model would be appropriate if Iraq were a Western country living in the shadow of the Magna Carta. But Iraq is not that kind of country.

As Philip Carl Salzman argues in “Culture and Conflict in the Middle East” (brilliantly reviewed by Stanley Kurtz in The Weekly Standard), many Middle Eastern societies are tribal. The most salient structure is the local lineage group. National leaders do not make giant sacrifices on behalf of the nation because their higher loyalty is to the sect or clan. Order is achieved not by the top-down imposition of abstract law. Instead, order is achieved through fluid balance of power agreements between local groups.

In a society like this, political progress takes different forms. It’s not top down. It’s bottom up. And this is exactly the sort of progress we are seeing in Iraq. While the Green Zone politicians have taken advantage of the surge by trying to entrench their own power, things are happening at the grass-roots.

Iraqis are growing more optimistic. Fifty-five percent of Iraqis say their lives are going well, up from 39 percent last August, according to a poll conducted by ABC News and other global television networks. Forty-nine percent now say the U.S. was right to invade Iraq, the highest figure recorded since this poll began in 2004.

More generally, the Iraqi people are sick of war and are punishing those leaders and forces that perpetrate it. “A vital factor in the security improvement is public backlash against the chaos and extremism of the past five years,” declared Yahia Said of the Revenue Watch Institute in written testimony to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

And, as one would expect, the local clans have taken control. Iraqi politics have become hyperlocalized, Colin Kahl, a Georgetown professor and Obama adviser, has observed. The most prestigious groups in Iraqi society are tribes and Awakening Councils. Many of these councils earned legitimacy by fighting during the height of the violence and have now come out in the open as local authorities.

These groups have created a fluid network of fragile truces. They squabble over money, power, ideology and sectarian issues. But they have incentives to keep the peace. Sunni leaders have come to realize that they can’t win a civil war against the Shiites. Shiite militia leaders recognize their own prestige and power drops the more they fight.

As Stephen Biddle of the Council on Foreign Relations observed in his Senate testimony last week: “This does not mean sectarian harmony or brotherly affection in Iraq. But it does mean that cold, hard strategic reality increasingly makes acting on hatred too costly for Sunni insurgents and Shiite militias.”

The surge didn’t create the network of truces, but the truces couldn’t have happened without the surge. More than 70,000 local council members are paid by the Americans. They rely on the U.S. military to enforce bargains and deter truce-breaking. Thanks to these arrangements, ethno-sectarian violence dropped by 90 percent between June 2007 and March 2008. That’s the result of political progress, not just counterinsurgency techniques.

It has become common to belittle these truces. After all, they are not written by legislators on parchment. And indeed there’s a significant chance that they will indeed collapse and the country will devolve into anarchy.

But in certain societies, this is the way order is established, through what Salzman calls “balanced opposition.” As long as the network of truces holds, then the next president (Democrat or Republican) will have an overwhelming incentive to nurture the fragile peace.

That will mean drawing down U.S. troops at a slow pace, continuing the local reconstruction efforts, supporting local elections and reaching an informal agreement with Iran and the Saudis to reduce outside interference. Iraq will look like a lot of places in the world: a series of cold and fragile understandings, with occasional flare-ups (like in Basra), but no genocide and no terror state.

At this week’s hearings on Capitol Hill, Democrats will declare that the surge has not produced political progress and therefore the whole thing is for naught. That’s wrong. There has been political progress. It just doesn’t look the way we expected it to.


Steaming Load Award -- Jimmy Carter

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Jimmy Carter schedules a visit with the leader of Hamas.

By now, you’d think we wouldn’t get pissed about these terrorist-coddling Carter antics. If you think that you’re wrong, because watching the worst president in American history giving aid, comfort and legitimacy to one murdering terrorist rat bastard after another still makes us reach for Old Betsy.

Fox News shares these fetid facts about Jihadikaze Jimmy’s latest outrage:

Former President Jimmy Carter is reportedly preparing an unprecedented meeting with the leader of Hamas, an organization that the U.S. government considers one of the leading terrorist threats in the world. The Arabic-language newspaper Al-Hayat reported Tuesday that Carter was planning a trip to Syria for mid-April, during which he would meet with Khaled Meshal, the exiled head of the Palestinian terror group Hamas, on April 18.

The State Department has designated Hamas a "foreign terrorist organization," and some groups hold Meshal personally responsible for ordering the kidnapping of Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit. State Department spokesman Sean McCormack once said of the prospect of meeting with Meshal, "That's not something that we could possibly conceive of." (Fox News)

If you have any doubts that Jihadikaze Jimmy is selling us out, you’ll be thrilled to learn that the scumbags at CAIR think that a Jihadikaze Jimmy - Khaled Meshal confab is an utterly spiffy idea.

"I think if true, this report would indicate that President Carter is willing to travel any road in search of peace. I think President Carter would only undertake such a mission if he believed that something could be achieved in terms of peace and reconciliation in the region. Obviously President Carter has a great amount of credibility in the region because of his past efforts seeking peace internationally." (CAIR’s spokesjihadikaze, Ibrahim Hooper)


Still unconvinced? In that case, we urge you to consider these choice words from former Ambassador to the U.N., John Bolton:

“It’s about par for the course from President Carter, demonstrating a lack of judgment typical of what he does. To go to Syria to visit Hamas at this point is just an ill-timed, ill-advised decision on his part....When you put the prestige of a former president of the United States in a meeting with one of its terrorist leaders, you’re giving it a legitimacy and currency it never had.”

Jihadikaze Jimmy has been circling the bowl of American politics much too long. If he loves the terrorists so much, we need to flush him out of our misery and let him splash down in that hovel where Osama is cowering. Enough is enough!
Perpetrated by: Hambo

China breaks up Olympic bomb plot

The Olympics will be very interesting this year...

From CNN --
Islamic terrorists planned to attack Beijing, Shanghai and other Chinese locations with poisonous gas and explosives to sabotage the Summer Olympic Games, China announced Thursday.

Chinese authorities arrested 35 suspects during a 10-day series of raids that ended on Sunday, according to a statement from the Ministry of Public Security.


The raids in Urumqi, the capital of the Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region, also netted about 21 pounds (9.5 kg) of explosives, eight detonators, two explosive devices, and some propaganda materials for "holy war."

"We know that their goal was very clear -- that is, specifically to sabotage the staging of the Beijing Olympics," Communist Party Secretary Wang Lequan said. More...

They are also warning to be careful of possible exploding chop sticks.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Obama calls Midwest voters - Gun Toting, Bible Thumping Rednecks

I have always said Barack Hussien Obama was a racist - he just hid it better than his wife. The more he talks - the more he exposes himself as an elitist racist!

Below is the transcript from a speech given by O'Dumbo at a fund-raiser in San Fagcisco --

OBAMA: So, it depends on where you are, but I think it's fair to say that the places where we are going to have to do the most work are the places where people feel most cynical about government. The people are mis-appre...I think they're misunderstanding why the demographics in our, in this contest have broken out as they are. Because everybody just ascribes it to 'white working-class don't wanna work -- don't wanna vote for the black guy.' That's...there were intimations of that in an article in the Sunday New York Times today - kind of implies that it's sort of a race thing.

Here's how it is: in a lot of these communities in big industrial states like Ohio and Pennsylvania, people have been beaten down so long, and they feel so betrayed by government, and when they hear a pitch that is premised on not being cynical about government, then a part of them just doesn't buy it. And when it's delivered by -- it's true that when it's delivered by a 46-year-old black man named Barack Obama (laugher), then that adds another layer of skepticism (laughter).

-- NYT implies sort of a race thing? White guy doesn't wanna vote for the black guy? I sure am glad Obama isn't playing the race card!

Why would anyone be skeptical of O'Dumbo? His story changes from venue to venue. His "Spirtual Mentor" - Rev. Wright - made his feelings clear on typical white people & garlic-nosed Italians...

But -- so the questions you're most likely to get about me, 'Well, what is this guy going to do for me? What's the concrete thing?' What they wanna hear is -- so, we'll give you talking points about what we're proposing -- close tax loopholes, roll back, you know, the tax cuts for the top 1 percent. Obama's gonna give tax breaks to middle-class folks and we're gonna provide health care for every American. So we'll go down a series of talking points.

But the truth is, is that, our challenge is to get people persuaded that we can make progress when there's not evidence of that in their daily lives. You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations. (Bold added)


Translation - the Midwest is a bunch of sloppy, beer drinking, inbred, stump jumping, slack-jawed, gun-toting, Bible thumpng rednecks. Note O'Dumbo's anti-trade remarks... wasn't he against NAFTA?
Um, now these are in some communities, you know. I think what you'll find is, is that people of every background -- there are gonna be a mix of people, you can go in the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you'll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I'd be very strong and people will just be skeptical. The important thing is that you show up and you're doing what you're doing.

Yeah, the above Obama enthusiast has a "I hate America & Love O'Dumbo" sticker in his back window!

Mexican govt is handing out Mexican Matricula Consular ID cards to illegals in Ohio


My good friend Steve Salvi who runs Ohio Jobs & Justice PAC sent this to me today.

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Stop the fraudulent Mexican Matricula Consular in Ohio NOW!

Important OJJPAC notice! The Mexican government will be handing out Matricula Consular ID cards to illegal aliens in Ohio on April 26, 2008.

OJJPAC became aware of this phony ID give-away to illegal aliens via a State of Ohio website. [Yes, these idiots are helping illegals get fraudulent ID's so they can more easily live and take jobs away from unemployed Ohio men and women who are trying to feed their children.].

What disgraceful Ohio agency is wasting your tax money to support illegal aliens in Ohio? Not surprisingly it is the Ohio Commission on Hispanic/Latino Affairs. Click here to see the stupidity for yourself.

OJJPAC ACTION ALERT!!!

Call governor Strickland and your state senator and representative and demand that the Ohio Commission on Hispanic/Latino Affairs stop supporting the release of more fraudulent Matricula Consular ID's in Ohio. These ID's hamper U.S. national security efforts and put your family and law enforcement at risk from the criminals who will obtain these unsecured ID's.

An old story is still disgusting


Even though this attack on our Flag happened in 2006 - I feel it deserves attention again.

The pictures are true. They were taken at Montebello high school on Monday, March 27, 2006. The students were part of a walkout aimed at influencing Congress, which was debating immigration policy and the potential of cracking down on illegal immigrants in the country.





Thanks Prince!

Jamiel's Law

Army Sgt. Anita Shaw was serving her country as a proud American soldier in Iraq. While Sgt. Shaw was serving her country - her country - let her down!

Sgt. Shaw returned home from Iraq to bury he son. Jamiel Shaw, a 17 yr old high school football standout was gunned down for nothing. Even though sad & tragic, in reality it happens everyday.

Hard enough dealing with the loss of her son, Sgt Shaw got a kick in the stomach when it was learned that a gang member who is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT was responsible for the murder of her son.

From San Francisco Times --

"My son was murdered by someone that was not in the country legally," Jamiel Shaw told the Los Angeles City Council.

"We're not living in Beirut or Iraq. We're living in a nice neighborhood. He thought he was safe," Shaw said.

"We're not here to cause dissension between the black and the brown communities. We're trying to fix something that we think is broken," Shaw said. "But the facts are that our son was murdered on our street. Every time we come outside, we have to be reminded."

"No matter how you look at it, the guy was here illegally." "We are not after Hispanic people," Shaw said.

Anita Shaw, an Army sergeant who was recalled from Iraq after the death of her son, said she planned to attend Espinoza's arraignment today before shipping out Thursday to Kuwait and then to Germany.

"I'm safer, somewhat, in Iraq than my son is safe on the streets of the United States. It doesn't make sense," she told the council. More...


Gang member, Pedro Espinoza, has been charged in Jamiel's murder. Espinoza was released from LA County jail one day earlier on charges stemming from an assault with a deadly weapon in Culver City.

The Shaw's are pushing to have Los Angeles council members pass - Jamiel's Law. Put into effect, this law would counter the protection given illegal immigrants by L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa and Special Order 40.

Between L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa declaring the City of Illegal Immigrants a sanctuary city & Special Order 40, gang members and illegal immigrants have a free run of the city.

In a show of support for Sgt. Shaw, as a way we can really support one of our soldiers, I would ask that everyone contact the L.A. City Council and express their disgust of them refusing to even consider passing Jamiel's Law.

Here is the contact information for the L.A. Council.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Mandatory Voluntary School Bill


When most people from this area think about whacked out politicians - Dennis Kookcinich is usually the first nut that comes to mind. Well he has competition!

Rep. Sandra Williams a Dummycrat from the 11th District!

Williams is pushing HB 519 which would make parent volunteering -mandatory in schools. Yes, you read that right - volunteering will be mandatory!

From the PD --


House Bill 519 was introduced by Rep. Sandra Williams, Democrat of Cleveland, and co-sponsored by six other lawmakers, including Rep. Stephen Dyer, Democrat of Green, and Rep. Barbara Boyd, Democrat of Cleveland Heights.

School districts would have to offer a three-hour orientation seminar for parents before they began volunteering. The seminars would include tips for helping children succeed in school.

Each school district would adopt a policy describing volunteer opportunities available. Those could include tutoring, participating on school or district committees, assisting with extracurricular activities, chaperoning field trips, clerical work and lunchroom or library duty.

The bill also requires school districts to create a mentoring program for students. All mentors would have to undergo criminal background checks and complete an annual training course developed by the district.

Williams actually tried defending this hair brained, half baked idea on the air today with Bob Frantz of WTAM. Catching bits & pieces of Williams explain this bill had to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Knowing she was a Dummycrat made it even funnier!

First, Williams was unable to explain how something that would be mandatory could be considered voluntary. Like a true liberal when pushed, she changed the subject. She said having parents in the schools would help reduce violence. When questioned by Frantz - she back tracked.

When asked about parents that have felony convictions are drunks, wife beaters, child abusers, perv's, etc... Well, Williams was unable to answer that either. She goose-stepped left and said that wasn't talked about but could be dealt with.

On so many fronts Williams could not defend or give a rational answer for any of the most basic questions of how this law would be executed and/or enforced. Williams was unable to spout anything that made sense about this bill.

I did realize one thing after hearing Williams - she must have been a window licker on the short bus!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Birds of Prey Soaring in Ohio


This is great news for the wildlife of Ohio. The birds of prey soaring through our skies are rebounding in near record numbers.

Ohio has a record number of eagles and there are six pairs of nesting peregrine falcons at the Bohn Building, Terminal Tower and the Cleveland Clinic. Click here for the Falcon Cam.

Go thank a hunter or a fisherman! Much of the money spent on improving wildlife and the supporting programs is funded from fishing & hunting licenses.

From Dayton Daily News -- (link added)

Wildlife habitat restoration in Ohio is paying off for the state's birds of prey, the Ohio Department of Natural Resources announced Thursday, April 3.

Bald eagles, osprey, and peregrine falcons now are flourishing in many parts of the state and can be designated as threatened — a change from the more perilous designation of endangered, the Ohio Wildlife Council has decided.

The three species will continue to be federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

According to wildlife officials, there were 19 nesting pairs of peregrine falcons in 2007 who successfully hatched and fledged 56 young. That year, 164 eagle pairs produced 194 young. Osprey nests numbered 45 with 80 young hatched. More...

Support the Absolut Boycott


The outrage over Absolut Vodka - the vodka recommended by 4 out of 5 gay illegal immigrants - is growing larger and larger.

From ALIPAC --

Over 100 American organizations dedicated to border security and the enforcement of existing immigration laws launched a nationwide boycott of Absolut Vodka today in response to their ad that ran in Mexico, which panders to a rising separatist movement inside the US, that is being fueled by illegal immigration.

The National Illegal Immigration Boycott Coalition (NIIBC) is known nationally for prior sustained boycotts against Miller Brewing and Bank of America for their support for illegal aliens in the US. The NIIBC has launched a new website at www.boycottabsolut.com to inform American consumers and provide resources for citizens to engage in the boycott. More...


Absolut-ly Gay

Not happy with their ad expanding the Mexican't border - the potato heads at Absolut are now targeting their ads to the gay and lesbian crowd.

From WND --

The vodka company that envisions an "Absolut" world in which Mexico regains the U.S. Southwest is now unveiling two new "lifestyle-driven" ads focused on homosexual men and their "members," and same-sex couples.

Calling itself the "preferred brand of vodka for gay and lesbian consumers," the Absolut Spirits Co. says it's targeting homosexuals for the first time with a campaign "embracing both the humorous and socially conscious."

"Absolut challenges the status quo by presenting a bold and optimistic worldview that speaks directly to gay men and women," the company said in a news release. "The campaign visually answers the questions 'what if everything in the world were approached with the same ideals that Absolut approaches vodka?'" More...

What if everything in the world were approached with the same Anti-American, Gay loving views of Absolut Vodka?

We would all be a bunch of drunken gay border jumpers! Hey wait - that sounds like Mexifornia!






Tuesday, April 8, 2008

U.S. Embassy Vehicles Seized by Darfur Rebels

Let's hope this works out...

From the Post Chronicle --

The U.S. government requested the immediate return of several vehicles and a water rig seized by rebel factions in Sudan's Darfur region.

A press statement by the U.S. Embassy in Khartoum said one of the Darfur rebel factions seized three embassy vehicles and a UNICEF water rig March 20.

The rebels seized the vehicles and the rig in the north Darfur town of Umm Tujuk, but U.S. officials said they believe the rebels transported the bounty to Chad, the statement said.

The seizure of the water rig delayed more than 100 water projects in Darfur and hurt the health of approximately 400,000 internally displaced persons, UNICEF said in the statement.

If not - maybe the super hero of the Dumbocrats can go ask his terrorists friends to give our vehicles back. If that doesn't work - he could always "Hope" them back!

Oh looky - he's suiting up now....


Note: The color black was not used in this post as - Uncle O'Dumbo is black and using that color in this post could be considered racist. The colors of brown, ecru, tan, beige, yellow, green (possibly martians), or red were not used as I did not want to chance offending anyone else.

My first nifty thought was using a "Rainbow" of colors - but that would offend the GLAAD baggers. I just decided on blue. If someone is offended by blue - please contact your local ACLU and ask for your victimhood starter kit.

McCain on the Iraq War


My Friends,

Today, I had the privilege to hear from General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker on the current state of the war in Iraq and the progress that has been made there. We owe these two patriotic Americans a debt of gratitude for their selfless service to our country.

At the beginning of last year, we were engaged in a great debate about what to do in Iraq. Four years of mismanaged war had brought us almost to the point of no return. Sectarian violence in Iraq was spiraling out of control, life had become a struggle for survival, and a full-scale civil war seemed almost unavoidable. Al Qaeda in Iraq was on the offensive and entire Iraqi provinces were under the control of extremists.

However, rather than retreat from Iraq and face the terrible consequences that would ensue, we chose to change strategies and turn things around. I was proud to be an outspoken advocate for this change in strategy and endured much criticism from members of both parties. As I've said time and time again, I'd rather lose a campaign than lose a war.

"Never despair," Winston Churchill once said. And we did not despair. We were tested, and we rose to the challenge. Some political leaders close their eyes to the progress that the surge has made possible, and want only to argue about the past.

But the question for the next president is not about the past, but about the future and how to secure it.

While the job of bringing security to Iraq is not finished - as the recent fighting in Basra and elsewhere vividly demonstrated - we are no longer staring into the abyss of defeat, and we can now look ahead to the genuine prospect of success. Success - the establishment of a peaceful, stable, prosperous, democratic state that poses no threat to its neighbors and contributes to the defeat of terrorists - this success is within reach.

Should the United States choose to withdraw from Iraq as Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama wish to do; before adequate security is established, we will exchange for this victory a defeat that is terrible and long lasting. Al Qaeda in Iraq would proclaim victory and increase its efforts to provoke sectarian tensions, pushing for a full scale civil war that could descend into genocide and destabilize the Middle East. Iraq would become a failed state that could become a haven for terrorists to train and plan their operations.

We cannot allow this to happen.

The American people deserve the truth from their leaders. Doing the right thing in the heat of a political campaign is not always the easiest thing. But when 4,000 Americans have given their lives so that America does not suffer the worst consequences of our failure in Iraq, it is a necessary thing. In such a grave matter, we must put the nation's interests before our own ambitions.

My opponents' calls for an immediate withdraw, regardless of the consequences, is a reckless and dangerous move that would threaten the long term security of our country. Leadership is not about bowing to the political pressures, it is about thinking through the consequences and having the experience and judgment to make the tough decisions.

Senators Clinton and Obama will surely echo the sentiments of their extreme liberal supporters and call for a pre-emptive withdrawal from Iraq. The American people deserve better. I encourage both candidates to move beyond empty and destructive rhetoric and elevate the debate to a level that the country deserves. There are tough decisions ahead and America deserves leaders that are up to the challenge.

As president, I will ensure that our troops come home victorious in this war that is part of the larger struggle against radical Islamic extremism and will continue to make keeping our nation secure my highest priority.

Sincerely,

John McCain

P.S. - Please join me by signing this petition today, calling on Senators Clinton and Obama to support our troops on the ground and the mission they are carrying out.

Monday, April 7, 2008

"Dueling Bloggers" to "Dig It" on Frantz Rantz

*** UPDATE***
Due to artistic differences between Bob at LMS and WTAM - the "Dueling Bloggers" has been delayed.
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Local talk superstar Bob Frantz of "Frantz Rantz" on the Big One WTAM 1100 will be starting into a new foray of news fodder.


Frantz will be introducing his new "Dueling Bloggers" this coming Monday morning at a little past 10:00am. The bit will consist of two N/E Ohio bloggers, one liberal and one conservative, who will post their views on a news item selected by Frantz.

The "Dueling Bloggers" will each make a post every Thursday or Friday of each week. Every Monday around 10:00 am, Frantz will take on the role of mediator while these bloggers debate the posted topic on the air.

The topics will cover a wide variety of items discussed on his show and in the headlines from local politics on up to the Republican run & the Democrat stumble for the White House.

Now the bloggers --

This weeks topic - High Gas Prices

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Dick Morris - FISHY WAY OF SHEIKING THE MONEY TREE

By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN

Published in the New York Post on April 5, 2008.

QUESTION: Is it appropriate for the spouse of a US senator and a presidential candidate to be in business with the leader of a foreign country?

A foreign country that has lots of matters before the US government?

ANSWER: No.

Hillary and Bill Clinton's tax returns from 2000-2006 reveal that he made at least $8 million from foreign sources and another $15 million from Yucaipa, which is owned by supermarket magnate and "Friend of Bill" Ron Burkle.

It's been reported that Yucaipa manages the financial portfolio of Dubai's ruler - Emir Mohammad bin Rashed al-Maktoum.

So how much of Bill's earnings came from Burkle really come from the Emir's petrodollars?

And what does Bill bring to Yucaipa? A rolodex of contacts made while he was president, and nothing else.

By the way, this is the same Emir who aggressively boycotts Israel and has been cited for human rights violations by the State Department.

How much did Bill get from the Emir and what did he do for it? The tax returns don't say and the Clintons aren't talking.

The returns released yesterday also reveal another outfit paid substantial sums to Bill - InfoUSA, a mailing-list company that was under investigation for providing lists of vulnerable senior citizens to telemarketers.

InfoUSA sold these con men lists like "Elderly with Alzheimer's" and "Gullible seniors" so they could be flee ced out of their life savings.

A lawsuit filed by InfoUSA shareholders, founder and "Friend of Bill" Vin Gupta used corporate jets to whisk the Clintons around the globe for events, including political events, since 2001 - spending nearly $900,000 to do it.

The suit suggests Gupta used company funds to party with high-profile pals such as the Clintons.

Again, it's not clear what Bill did for this company.Hillary has called for more transparency in foreign government-funded sovereign wealth funds and for full disclosure of their activities.

Let that start at home.

Go To DickMorris.com to read all of Dick's columns!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Steaming Load Award: Ted Turner

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Ted Turner spouts mindless, Globally Warmed-over drivel.

He perpetrated the Clinton News Network, an alleged news blight that is now utterly O’Dumbo bonkers. He married Hanoi Jane. He’s dumped millions into the Black Helicopter Club and, routinely, shills for them. He’s done everything in his power to convince us that he’s an utter and complete asshat. Congratulations Ted, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

This week, Ted earned this coveted form of PIGish abuse for his antics in the crapper of Public Television, the Charlie Rose turd-fest. Spouting insane shit about Global Warming, Ted the Turd boldly went where even Messiah Al doesn’t go in his reality-challenged whopperthon:

‘..."Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state like Somalia or the Sudan," said Turner, calling future living conditions intolerable.

The media mogul was interviewed in his role as founder of the United Nations Foundation, to which he has donated hundreds of millions of dollars in pursuit of solutions to global "problems." He said drastic action – immediately – is required to address global warming.

"Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in 10, not 10 but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals," Turner said. He said civilization will have collapsed and "the droughts will be so bad there'll be no more corn grown. Not doing it is suicide."...’ (WND)

Just getting started, Ted the Turd spewed more butt bullets. He hates people:

"We've got to stabilize the population," he said.

Rose asked what is wrong with the population.

"We're too many people. That's why we have global warming. We have global warming, because too many people are using too much stuff. If there were less people, they'd be using less stuff," he said. (WND)

He hates people but makes an exception for Commie bastards:

"Right now the U.S. is spending $500 billion a year on the military, which is more than all 190 countries in the world put together. The two countries that the military-industrial complex and some of the politicians would like to demonize and make enemies are Russia and China. China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States. And Russia wants to be our friends, too," he said.

Turner said he is sure of that, because "I spent time with the Chinese and Russians."

He said even if China and Russia are increasing their military budgets, they are not "credible expenditures." (WND)

He has a soft spot for Jihadikazes, too:

And even with the U.S. "$500 billion military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks, they don't have a headquarters, they don't have a Pentagon. We don't even know if they have any generals.

"Pointing out the insurgents have used a lot of roadside bombs, Rose asked Turner where he thought they were obtained. But Turner took off in another direction.

"I think that they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing: We'd be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded," he said.(WND)

He said a lot more, but this is more than enough. Ted the Turd has been circling the bowl for much too damn long. I think it’s time to flush him and put him out of everyone’s misery.

Perpetrated by: Hambo

Ohio Girl Charged with getting a baby High!

For getting a baby "stoned," this girl should be stoned.

From Fox News --
A central Ohio teenager is charged with giving a toddler marijuana.

Police say 16-year-old Angel Dailey was arrested and has pleaded not guilty to charges of corrupting and endangering the child.

Prosecutors say they were tipped after a video tape was found in recorder traded in at a Columbus pawn shop. A juvenile complaint says Dailey "participated in the administration and holding the child while causing her to ingest marijuana and/or illegal drugs."

Prosecutors say they are not clear about Daily's relationship with the toddler.
The disturbing thing about this story is that last year Clermont County Prosecutor Don White refused to charge Asst. Principal Brenda Nesselroad-Slaby of Glen Estes Middle School with any crime after she killed her 2yr old daughter by letting her bake in a SUV for 8 hours!

Absolut Boycott

It looks like the makers of that rancid high powered potato water - Absolut Vodka - are trying to redraw the borders of the United States and Mexico in creating a "perfect world."

In the latest add for the swine swill they have included several states in their recreated borders of Mexico. Since California is taking too long to fall in the ocean, I really don't care if they take it back.

For those of you that don't know.... Mexico has already annexed Mexifornia (formerly California) by infiltrating millions of peach pickers & are still pissed about the butt kicking they were given in the Mexican - American War.

From WND --

A vodka advertisement that put California, Arizona and several other southwestern states within the borders of Mexico "hearkens to a time which the population of Mexico may feel was more ideal," according to the sponsor.

WND reported earlier when a new ad for Absolut vodka reconfigured North America according to the aspirations of many Mexicans, who believe the U.S. Southwest was stolen and should be returned.

Major Hispanic civil rights groups in the U.S., such as the National Council of La Raza, are tied to movements advocating a "reconquista," or reconquest, of territory lost when Mexico signed the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe-Hidalgo at the end of the Mexican-American War. More...

Hot Blogger Michelle Malkin lends her wisdom, charm and wit on the border jumping hoochster's. Just in case any of you foggy headed swigger's of this swill are unclear, Malkin translates the company's statement of philosophy for you...

From Michelle Malkin --
The advertising firm that created the Absolut Reconquista ad is Teran/TBWA. Teran is based in Mexico City. The company’s website boasts a pretentious statement of philosophy advocating “disruption” as a “tool for change” and “agent of growth.” (Scroll your mouse over the little buttons in the upper-right margin.) The firm advocates “overturning assumptions and prejudices that get in the way of imagining new possibilities and visionary ideas that help create a larger share of the future.”

Translation: The company advocates overturning borders that get in the way of imagining new maps of North America that help Mexico create a larger share of the continent.
More...
Here is the response from Absolut --

The In An Absolut World advertising campaign invites consumers to visualize a world that appeals to them -- one they feel may be more idealized or one that may be a bit "fantastic." As such, the campaign will elicit varying opinions and points of view. We have a variety of executions running in countries worldwide, and each is germane to that country and that population.

This particular ad, which ran in Mexico, was based upon historical perspectives and was created with a Mexican sensibility. In no way was this meant to offend or disparage, nor does it advocate an altering of borders, nor does it lend support to any anti-American sentiment, nor does it reflect immigration issues. Instead, it hearkens to a time which the population of Mexico may feel was more ideal.

As a global company, we recognize that people in different parts of the world may lend different perspectives or interpret our ads in a different way than was intended in that market. Obviously, this ad was run in Mexico, and not the US -- that ad might have been very different.
Yeah I bet they would run this ad using a Muslim country filled with jihadakaze terrorists!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Girlieman of the Week: Jay Leno

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: April 04, 2008

Girlieman: Jay Leno
Girlie Antics: Let the GLAAD BAAGs intimidate him.

Some of you - you know who you are - probably think that this award, should go to the bun-ranger, openly gay writer Jeff Whitty, who happened to be in Jay’s audience. I get that, but he was already ‘girlie’, and thus unqualified for this PIGish abuse. Jay Leno, on the other hand, is - or was - certifiably MALE and thus suitable for the forthcoming bitch-slap.

This panty-twisting foolishness reached critical mass during the Tonight Show, while Jay was interviewing a thespian named Ryan Phillippe:

Leno was chatting with Phillippe, 33, about his first role as a gay teen on the soap One Life to Live when he asked, "Can you give me, like - say that camera is your gay lover... Can you give me your 'gayest look?'

"Say that camera is Billy Bob - Billy Bob has just ridden in shirtless from Wyoming," Leno persisted as Phillippe grew more uncomfortable.

"Wow," Phillippe replied. "That is so something I don't want to do." At one point, he jokingly stood up to leave the interview. (Us Magazine)

Politically Incorrect? Yup. Roll in the aisle funny? Not really. A nifty boob tube moment? Yup. A full frontal assault on bun rangers that merits an apology? Not no, but hell no. Unhappily, little Jeffrey and his wadded panties carried the day. After he whined on his blog, little Jeffrey got support from GLAAD which caterwauled:

"We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno's thoughtless attempt at humor," GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "Under the guise of comedy, the talk show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology."

A MAN, one with all the regulation gear, would shrug it off. A PIGster would chide "Grow a pair and get over it." Our very own Hambo would give these whining asshats a one-finger salute and bellow "BITE ME". Jay beat a hasty retreat and apologized.

Jay is one of our favorites here in the Free State of PIG, but he stepped in it by apologizing. That’s why he’s the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

The Trakas Times Vol 1 Issue 1

The Trakas Times

VOLUME 1 ISSUE 1
INDEPENDENCE, OHIO• APRIL 3, 2008

Republican, Independent, and Democratic Voters say
“Demand More!”

Welcome to Campaign 2008!!!! On Tuesday, March 4, 2008 Republican voters overwhelmingly nominated former State Representative Jim Trakas with over 80% of the vote to represent the party in the November election. Many thanks go out to the hundreds of volunteers who made phone calls, worked polling locations, sent letters and flyers to Tenth District voters on Jim’s behalf. Now, the fun begins

Twelve year incumbent Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich was re-nominated by the Democratic Party receiving just 48% of the votes cast in the Democratic Primary. Recent polling shows the Congressman to be as vulnerable as he has been since he was defeated for re-election for Cleveland Mayor in 1979.

Website Launched: http://www.jimtrakas.org/ is up and running and provides detailed information on Jim’s stances on issues and innovative and achievable policy goals that will help to transform and revitalize our economy. With 12 years of public service as a member of Independence City Council and the Ohio House of Representatives, Jim stands ready to step in and lead from day one.

Our website features a volunteer sign-up page as well as a contribution page. The site also includes an in-depth biography of Jim.

Grassroots Phase: With the Primary Election past, the campaigning begins in earnest. Polling shows that 51% of Tenth District voters prefer someone else this November and we want to prove to the voters that Jim Trakas is a viable alternative and that this is a winnable campaign!

Our effort begins now!! Jim believes that Congressman Kucinich has had 12 years to accomplish his goals, but having not done that, it is time for real leadership that can accomplish things for the people of Greater Cleveland.

We invite you to join the campaign effort by volunteering for door to door and phone calling. Please contact Patrick Kelly at 216-621-5418 or email pat@jimtrakas.org to get involved. It takes hard work to make history!


photo by Justin Ketchum Photography

Cuyahoga County Voters - Furhrer Brunnehilda LIED, your vote may not have counted!

How can this be? We just threw away $23 million in voting equipment so this did not happen!

I thought Furhrer Brunnehilda said her switch to optical scanners would assure all our votes were counted in Cuyahoga County. The day I voted, I was told my vote would count. When asked what if when it goes downtown there is a problem with it - how will I know? They said - don't worry every vote will count! This was reaffirmed by a poll judge at two locations.

All the voting guru's and studies recommended that scanners be present at EACH polling location when using this method of voting, the arrogant and ignorant hack Brunnehilda chose to ignore this advice - because she is smarter than everyone.

From Ohio.com --

Elections officials in Ohio's most populous county say about 1 percent of the 406,450 votes cast in the March 4 presidential primary couldn't be scanned because of rips or imprecise marks that might invalidate the ballot.

The Cuyahoga County board of elections voted today to accept its staff report on ballots that were kicked out of vote-counting scanners and had to be checked individually.

The report said that most of the 4,371 votes kicked out by scanners and requiring ''remake'' reviews had been damaged, or had votes for multiple candidates for the same office.

Director Jane Platten says the bipartisan staff reviews determined ''voter intent'' in almost all cases and sent about one dozen cases to the full board for a final resolution.

Boy I can't wait until November! Go ahead and give her another (JFK) Just Fooled Kuyahoga Award!

The best reason NOT to vote for O'Dumbo


If you had any thoughts about voting for O'Dumbo - you may want to reconsider. Assimilating qualities of the people who endorse him or truly sharing their qualities Barack exposes more of his true character.

With foreign affair talents equal too supporter President Peanut Head Jimmy Carter, a love for America like Rev. Wrong, a love for Israel like Farrakhan, flip-flopping abilities of supporter "American Traitor" - John "The Goose Hunter" Kerry - what other morons of hope can O'Dumbo find?

Well if "I screwed my fellow Vietnam Vets" Kerry would be considered the "King of American Disgraces, O'Dumbo's new supporter would be considered the Queen - Hanoi Jane!

From Ohio Politics --
"Hanoi" Jane Fonda has a candidate for 2008. It is Barack Obama. On Wednesday night, the former Mrs. Ted Turner (Mr. Turner, of there are too many people on Earth fame while he owns 99% of the land in America) was out to eat and a video camera was rolling as she approached the street afterwards and someone shouted out at her "Who are you going to vote for?" She smiled and said "Obama," and her car sped off into the night.

Fonda called the returning POWs "hypocrites and liars." She added, "These were not men who had been tortured. These were not men who had been starved. These were not men who had been brainwashed." Senator McCain, who was still tied up at the time of her visit, may disagree with this... More

This has to make you think... even if O'Dumbo claims he does not agree with the views or past actions of his new found friends - why do they flock too him?

Ask yourself people - why do you vote for or endorse a candidate? Maybe because they share your views?

Point made!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

China confirms Iranian desire for Nuclear Weapons

Looks like the first Iran Nuke Report was right....

From Iran Focus --

China has betrayed one its closest allies by providing the United Nations with intelligence on Iran's efforts to acquire nuclear technology, diplomats have revealed.

Beijing is believed to have decided to assist the inspectors after documents seized from Iranian officials included blueprints for "shaping" uranium metal into warheads, the testing of high explosives used to detonate radioactive material and the procurement of dual-use technology.

Chinese designs for centrifuges that refine uranium into a "weaponised" state have been found in Iran but these are thought to have come through a network controlled by the disgraced Pakistani scientist AQ Khan. More...


For those that visit here regularly, Khan may be a familiar name.

Hillary & Obama Campaign advisers tied to lending crisis

Impossible!

From USA Today --
On the campaign trail, Democrats Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama have proposed cracking down on the predatory lending that they say helped fuel the foreclosure crisis.

Both presidential candidates, however, rely on close advisers who had oversight roles at financial institutions that went bust because of subprime loans.

Clinton's campaign manager, Maggie Williams, earned at least $175,000 serving from 2000-07 on the board of Long Island-based Delta Financial, which filed for bankruptcy last year after a history of high-cost loans to low-income borrowers, according to public records.

Obama's national finance chairwoman, Penny Pritzker, was chairwoman of the board of a Chicago-area bank in 1993 when it adopted a subprime business strategy that regulators say ultimately led it to collapse in 2001. More...


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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Vacationing Cuyahoga County Judge ignores Chief Justice Moyer

Being accused of not doing his job doesn't seem to bother head gavel wacker of Cuyahoga County Domestic Relations Court - Judge Timothy Foolagain.

Due to excessive complaints about the Domestic Relations Court judges not doing their job in a timely manner, Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice Thomas Moyer, has ordered a review of the courts practices.

Ignoring this request for 7 weeks, Judge Timmy decided now would be a good time for a vacation...

From the PD --
Timothy Flanagan, administrative judge for the Domestic Relations Court, has for seven weeks refused to be interviewed by the Supreme Court's lead investigator, Moyer told The Plain Dealer.

"We've never had this problem before," Moyer said in a telephone interview.

The chief justice complained publicly after The Plain Dealer reported that the court routinely misses state-recommended guidelines for granting divorces. A newspaper analysis of court records also found that the five judges spent an average of seven hours or less at the courthouse each workday.

Supreme Court spokesman Chris Davey said Flanagan balked at being interviewed until after The Plain Dealer published its stories. But by the time the stories ran on Tuesday, Flanagan was jetting toward Jamaica for a one-week vacation. More...

Facing no democrat opposition in his recent primary & as expected - no Republican in the general election - upon his return from Jamaica, Judge Flanagan will be continuing his vacation in Cuyahoga Domestic Relations Court.

Best April Fool's Joke played on DailyKos

Is this the best ever April Fool's on a bunch of asshats or what?

From Gribbit's World --
Today was April Fool’s Day and fellow Conservative Blogger John Bambenek (Part-Time Pundit) sent our “friends” over at the Daily KOS a little joke. He wrote a diary entry saying that he had converted to Obamamania.

And let’s be clear, it was a joke. I’ve been in contact with John and he’s rolling at the response from the Kooks.

Thanks Gribbit & Great Job John! Here is the link for the KOS post.

Here is a couple of responses....

Thanks... (7+ / 0-) for letting us know how you've arrived at your support. I've heard many similar stories. Personally, I think Obama is the political equivalent of a 100 year storm. It's great reading about how he's playing out there in the Great American Expanse.

How are your friends and family looking at things thus far?

"We're all working for the Pharaoh" - Richard Thompson
by mayan on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:05:22 AM PDT

and another.....

It is a brave and smart move (3+ / 0-)

Recommended by:
mkfarkus, sherlyle, bambenek

I am glad to see you here!

I have been astounded by what the Republicans have done. Every time I see one speak on t.v I already decide that it will be lies and propaganda. I don't like that. I would prefer to listen and hope they will have something to offer. It hasn't happened in over seven years.

Their minds have been poisoned by corporations and lawyers and it shows when they speak on issues. All they seem to do is attack people and lay out a plan with a pretty title, "Restore America" etc. yet what lies behind that title are usually big gifts for corporations.

That doesn't mean that there aren't democrats like that either. I'm glad to see you here and hope that we can celebrate the presidency of Obama together!

If America were to die and an autopsy was to be performed the media would be the cause of death.

by dynamicstand on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:39:45 AM PDT
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Pelosi Breaks Rules for Gay Lawmaker

The PVC faced Squawker of the House - Ninny Pelosi - is setting a precedent that will allow "Domestic" partners to accompany lawmakers on congressional delegations.

Rep. Rick Boucher, D-Va., was taking a bunch of his O'Dumbocrat tree-hugging friends on a field trip where they probably would have embarrassed the United States. Everything was great until Rep. Tammy Baldwin, an O'Dumbocrat from WI, decided to break the rules and asked if her lesbian (oops - Domestic Partner) girlfriend can go as her spouse.

Following rules, the Pentagon said - HELL NO! That is when botox beauty Pelosi began her squawking....

Her incessant nagging to break House Rules, caused a retreat by panty-waist Defense Secretary Robert Gates who reversed his earlier decision.

From Fox News --
"It's a matter of fairness that spouses should be allowed to go, and she is Ms. Baldwin's spouse," said Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly. He said that Baldwin had raised the exclusion with a colleague, who mentioned it to Pelosi. The lawmakers visited France, the Czech Republic and Poland last month.

"This is strictly about following our statutory guidelines and the House rules," he said.Morrell said that Pelosi asked Gates to honor her decision to waive House rules to allow Azar to travel and that Gates asked her to put that request in writing.

"She did so, and he — in this one case only — agreed to it," Morrell said. "This is not a precedent by any means. This does not open the doors for life partners to travel on congressional delegations." But Gates has agreed to review future requests on a case-by-case basis, Morrell said. More...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The Top 10 Historical Hoaxers

I wil be posting on a modern day hoaxer later today....

From Times Online --

1: Horace De Vere Cole:
Horace De Vere Cole was a man devoted to, one might almost say obsessed by, practical jokes. His most memorable prank was probably giving carefully selected free theatre tickets to bald men so that when their gleaming pates were seen from the Upper Circle a rather rude word could clearly be seen. Whether impersonating foreign dignitaries to the consternation of senior naval officals or shocking Edwardian society by performing astoundingly vulgar tricks with a cow's udder in public thoroughfares his was a life devoted to, and ultimately squandered on, the pursuit of japery.
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2: Henry de la Poer Beresford
The wildly unpredictable third marquess of Waterford was never conclusively linked with the mystery of Spring-Heeled Jack, the demonic apparition who terrorised the women of South London in the 1830s, but 'the Mad Marquis' certainly had the athleticism and the temperament to be at the root of Battersea's own Urban Legend. Click here for more

3: Charles Dawson
Although he could conceivably been the hapless victim of the Piltdown man hoax, it's perhaps kinder to think of Charles Dawson as the perpetrator of that celebrated piece of archaeological fakery. Hailed at the time as ‘by far the most important ever made in England, and of equal, if not of greater consequence than any other discovery yet made, either at home or abroad’, the Piltdown Man skull later proved to be the combination of two quite disparate hominids. From its 'discovery' in 1912 to the exposure of the fraud in the 1950s, Eoanthropus dawsoni was considered as the 'missing link' between ape and man.
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4: Elizabeth Parsons
Perhaps the most successful fake haunting in history is the Cock Lane Ghost.. The site of the haunting, in Cock Lane in the City of London, attracted many curious observers. The Duke of York and Samuel Johnson were just two dignitaries who were drawn to witness the celebrated phenomena. They were, of course, entirely fraudulent – the work of an eleven-year-old girl called Elizabeth Parsons who convinced witnesses by means of assorted scratchings, feats of ventriloquism and bumps in the night that the house was inhabited by the shade of girl murdered by a former lodger. Her father ended up standing trial for the imposture, and was sentenced to the pillory, but remained comparatively untouched by a sympathetic London mob. Click here for more

5: Mary Willcocks
On Good Friday 1817, a young woman wearing a black turban and speaking an unknown language was found wandering in Almondsbury, north-east of Bristol. Convincing the locals that she was the exotic Princess Caraboo, she was the centre of much excitement, involving dancing, swimming, and the cooking of chicken curries. It was only in the June of that year that the princess was exposed as Mary Willcocks, a former nursemaid from Witheridge. She continued to trade on the Princess Caraboo name even after exposure, finally dying in a houseful of cats at the turn of the last Century. Click here for more

6: Frances Griffiths
Frances Griffiths and Elsie Wright were the teenage cousins behind the still-famous Cottingley Fairies photographs. Although the pictures did not initially fool the family members to which the girls showed them, in 1920 they came to the attention of celebrated author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who had become obsessed with the supernatural after the loss of his son in the Great War. He made a cause célèbre of the photos, which made it almost impossible for the girls to admit their deception. They maintained the veracity of the images for over sixty-five years, only confessing that the 'fairies' were in fact paper cut-outs in 1983. Click here for more

7: Theodore Hook
Theodore Hook anticipated and eclipsed the modern 'unrequited takeaway pizza prank' by orchestrating in 1809 a day-long series of deliveries and official visits to the home of one Mrs.Tottenham, who had previously slighted the mercurial writer.
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8: Elizabeth Crofts
In 1554, during the reign of Queen Mary I, a crowd of as many as 17,000 was attracted to Aldersgate steet in London to hear the anti-Catholic pronouncements uttered apparently by an invisible spirit who became known as 'The Bird in the Wall'. After several days, the wall from which the voice appeared to emanate was torn down to reveal a serving maid, Elizabeth Crofts, who had apparently been persuaded by one or more Protestant nobles to perpetrate the fraud. Despite the harsh penalties for treason and religious non-conformism prevalent at that time, Crofts seemed to suffer little punishment for her actions and was never heard of again after the incident.
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9: Archibald Belaney
Hastings-born Archibald Belaney had a lifelong interest in American tribes of the Old West and it was no surprise when he emigrated to Canada in 1906 to live as a trapper. It was rather surprising though that, after achieving success as an author under the name Grey Owl he gave his biography to Canadian Who's Who as: ‘Born encampment, State of Sonora, Mexico, son of George, a native of Scotland, and Kathrine (Cochise) Belaney; a half-breed Apache Indian … adopted as blood-brother by Ojibway tribe, 1920 … speaks Ojibway but has forgotten Apache.’ On 10 December 1937, on his second British lecture tour, Grey Owl, the modern Hiawatha, gave a command performance at Buckingham Palace attended by Queen Mary, King George VI and Queen Elizabeth, and the two princesses. It wasn't until after his death that his true identity was exposed, with Archie having deceived readers across the English-speaking world. Click here for more

10: Mary Toft
Mary Toft, born in 1703, and described as illiterate, was of small stature, with a healthy, strong constitution, and a sullen temper. Despite her humble origins she was able to fool several eminent London physicians including King George I's doctor, Sir Richard Manningham, into believing that she had given birth to a large litter of rabbits. Only when threatened with dissection by a group of Royal physicians was she persuaded to recant her story. Toft's case echoed that of
Agnes Bowker from Market Harborough, Leicestershire, who was said to have given birth to a cat. Unlike Toft, Bowker never confessed to a hoax, and although deceit was suspected by the then bishop of London, she may, indeed, have been the cat's mother. Click here for more

Research taken from The Oxford Dictionary of National Biography

How about a McGay Burger?

Two all beef patties and special sauce on a sesame seed bun - may take on a new meaning for McDonalds...

From WND --
McDonald's restaurant's, famed for the Golden Arches, Ronald McDonald and kids meals, has signed onto a nationwide effort to promote "gay" and "lesbian" business ventures.

The company, which is listed on the website of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce as a "corporate partner and organization ally" for an undisclosed financial contribution, also recently placed one of its executives on the NGLCC board of directors.

"McDonald's is indeed a Corporate Partner and Organizational Ally of NGLCC. Our vice president of U.S. communications, Richard Ellis, was recently elected to its board of directors," said the brief statement from Heidi M. Barker, senior director of media relations, to WND. More...

Darn, I thought Ronald McDonald looked a little feminine... but this I would have never guessed!

'Bush killed' in Palestinian kids TV show

This is why will we be fighting terrorism in the Middle East for 100 years...

From WND --

A child stabs President Bush to death and turns the White House into a mosque in a children's puppet show broadcast on the television channel of the ruling Palestinian Authority party, Hamas.

In the Al-Aqsa TV skit, aired yesterday, the child confronts the American leader: "I have come to take revenge with this sword – revenge for my mother and my sisters. You are a criminal, Bush! You are despicable. You made me an orphan! You took everything from me, Bush! I must take revenge on you, with this sword of Islam, the prophet's Al-Battar sword."


"You are impure, Bush, so you are not allowed inside the White House," the child figure says, because "it has been turned into a great mosque for the nation of Islam."

The child declares: "I will kill you just like Mu'az killed Abu Lahab (an enemy of Islam's prophet Muhammad). I will kill you, Bush, because that is your fate."

The child stabs Bush repeatedly: "Ahhh, I killed him." More...

Make no mistake - if elected president (God Forbid) Hillahag and O'Dumbo will have skits like this made about them. Well, if he is wearing his "Uncle Jemima" outfit, O'Dumbo Hussien may get a break from his pals.