Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Furher Brunnehilda meets with Election Officials


With a wave of her craggy finger, the Wicked Witch of the south, SecRATary of State Brunnehilda, ordered all Ohio election officials to immediately begin using the Nazi salute to greet her and that she will now be addressed as Furher Brunnehilda.

Goose-stepping to the dais, Furher Brunnehilda barked her orders to election officials that they WILL follow her directive of having optical scanners or else! As Germany mistakenly went in to Russia on the orders of the nut job Hitler, Ohio will make the same mistake on Furher Brunnehilda's orders to use the optical scanners of her Mussolini - Tom Hayes & E.S. & S.

Taking time from her battle plan of winning Ohio for Komrade Hillary, Das Furher was not in the mood to field questions on her directive, but at least she made this meeting! Most of the election officials mumbled quietly about this ill-fated decision. This guy will most likely be turned into a toad for daring to speak his mind....

From the PD --

"I think what we really need in the system is stability," said Mark Munroe, a Republican member of the Mahoning County Board of Elections. "I think we need to be left alone for a couple of years so that we can get it right."

His remarks drew applause and he went on to say that paper ballots and optical scanning may not be the solution to voting problems.

"Is this going to lead to a question?" Brunner interrupted.

"Excuse us," someone in the crowd muttered.


And if any of these officials defy the exalted one's directive? They get a one way ticket on a box car to nowhere....

At least three counties -- Fulton, Union and Hardin -- have balked at printing extra ballots. Brunner on Tuesday formally gave Hardin County's election board until later this month to change its mind.

"I'll try to negotiate with them," Brunner told reporters after her speech. "But if they refuse to comply I'll have to look at what my options are. I have the ability to remove board members. It's something I really don't want to do."

She earlier told election officials that if they don't have the money to pay for printing ballots and their county commissioners won't provide more, they can go to court to force funding.
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And who do we thank for giving Brunnehilda a free pass - none other than Blob Bennett, GOP Chairmen.

Playing partisan politics with a partisan hack, Bennett, claiming he was doing what's best for our party, got the letter saying he was a good boy at Cuyahoga County BOE and in turn anointed Brunnehilda the Furher of Ohio elections!

1 comment:

  1. They already have me confused about the voting and now you are confusing me.

    Is she a Nazi or a Witch?

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