Showing posts with label Grinch Report. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grinch Report. Show all posts

Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Grinch Report - Update

The Onion-breath Ogre's in Flori-duh have again made The Grinch Report...

From the Grinch Report --

In this case the name of the Grinch is Thomas J. Murphy, the home owners association property manager for a Flori-DUH Gulag named Ibis Cove. The victims of this Grinchiness are Tom Hayes, his wife Anne-Marie, and their three rugrat aged kids.

In early December Tom Hayes, 52, a retired New York police officer, put up about a dozen Christmas decorations in the front yard of his Ibis Cove home, 8700 Ibis Cove Circle, including an inflatable snowman, a Santa Claus who waves at passers-by, a Santa Claus on a see-saw, light-up presents and a Christmas countdown clock. Days later, Hayes said he received a letter from his property manager, Thomas J. Murphy, threatening a $100 per-day fine, up to $1,000, for each day the decorations are in place.

Hayes, who has a 4-year-old son and twin 1-year-old daughters with his wife Ann Marie, 38, said the Christmas decorations are staying until the holiday is over. “You’ll see every night people stopping with their kids taking pictures with Santa Claus,” Hayes said. “It’s not gaudy. It’s not over the top. It’s just a nice display for a magical time of year.” (Naples Daily News)

Unwilling to back down, Tom Hayes says this isn’t the first time the HOA asshats have painted a bull’s-eye on his holiday decor. They whined, threatened and blustered over prior Christmas displays. They whined, threatened and blustered over his inflatable pumpkin at Halloween, and his inflatable turkey at Thanksgiving. Is he worried? Not really, despite this new $100 a day fine wrinkle. He thinks he’s on solid ground, according to the HOA rules of engagement which states "“Christmas, Easter or any other holiday decoration cannot be displayed more than 30 days before said holiday and must be removed no longer than 14 days after said holiday.”

Tom Hayes says he’s in good company, since many of his neighbors who deployed Christmas decor also threat-o-gram from Murphy and the rest of the HOA asshats. And what, you ask, does this Murphy turd have to say for himself? "The association will not discuss any business of the association with the press." Like all petty tyrants, Terrible Tommy Murphy runs for cover when confronted with his tyrannical behavior.

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Grinch Report -- Find Out Who Hates Santa!

Here you go Christmas kiddies, below are some excerpts from Politically Incorrect Gazette's "Grinch Report." The Grinch Report highlights some of the ass-hatted antics of the stink, stank, STUNK's of the world!

Timber!

If you’re planning to spend some quality time in the lobby areas of Wilson Library or Davis Library on the campus of University or North Carolina - Chapel Hill, you might detect an egregious lack of festiveness. Where, you ask, are those lovely Christmas Trees and ornaments which have always been there to welcome visitors during the Christmas Season? Where indeed.

Caving in to the relentless caterwauling from UNC Grinches on the library staff, Sarah Michalak, associate provost for the university libraries, left them in cold storage, this year....

Their Supernaturalism Trumps Your Nativity Play

Citing the Mecca Maniac festival of Eid, the scumbags running a Brit Primary School, Greenwood Junior School, thrilled the socks of the mums and dads of their young charges. They dropped their Grinch Bomb in a letter to the parents of their young charges:

"It is with much regret that we have to cancel this year’s Christmas performances....

Flori-DUH

This year, eager to score a mention on the Free State of PIG, Wilson Bradshaw, president of a Flori-DUH Ivory Tower, Florida Gulf Coast University (FGCU), exchanged the trappings of his office for a Grinch outfit. With Christmas season in full swing, he banished Christmas from FGCU’s campus....

Daytona Beach, Flori-DUH:

In Daytona Beach, the Grinches work for the city’s code enforcement killjoys. The person on the receiving end of their Goose-Stepping antics is a local capitalist, Sheila LaBosco. Her crime? For several years, she brightened up the Christmas season by deploying a Santa outside her store where he would hand out free candy canes.

This year, the code enforcement goons got decked out in the best Grinch attire, then Goose-Stepped to Sheila’s store where they gave Santa the heave-ho, ho, ho....


Go to the Grinch Report and read the whole story on the above Christmas Crushers and more. Be sure to check the Grinch Report regularly as it is updated regularly. You can find the link here or above on the right side bar.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A Gay Pink Christmas


Now that Cleveland has taken the first step in declaring itself a “sanctuary city” for homo’s and began the Domestic Partner Registry we can be sure they will also increase their efforts in bringing the 2014 Gaylympics here to Cleveland.

I can see it now…. the opening parade, will have a “flamer” skipping down Euclid Ave with the Gay “flame” starting off the games. Talk throughout the weekend will consist of detailed “assalysis” about the technique of “pole” vaulter’s, the 100 “Gay” Skip and many other ass-dallying treats of athleticism.


I bet the 5 man re-gay race and the ass to mouth passing of the batons is sure to have the crowd singing “It’s Raining Men” at the top of their lungs. I don’t even want to think about the javelin throw or the target shooting competition where they use gerbils for ammo!

Well everyone has heard about the slippery slope right? Well how about this sexual “who am I” sled ride for Cleveland down the slippery slope to soon having our own “Pink Christmas.”
A "gay" Dutch group has plans to hijack a traditionally Christian holiday by hosting its own "Pink Christmas" festival – complete with church services and a homosexual Nativity featuring two Josephs and two Marys.

Amsterdam's ProGay will put on a 10-day festival with parties, an open-air market, homosexual movies and ice skating…
How about that – a politically correct Gay Christmas! A Christmas where only men wearing assless leather chaps can sit on their Santa’s lap! You got it Christmas kiddies - the radical gay agenda (RGA) that hijacked “The Last Supper,” now has their sights set on Santa’s rosy-red ass!

The leader of Amsterdam’s ass-attack on Christmas, Frank van Dalen, asks Christians to not be offended by this assault on one of our most religious and cherished days of celebration – the birth of Christ…
The live Nativity is scheduled to begin Dec. 21. Van Dalen told the AP that Christians should not take offense to the festival, because it is only intended to be a "wink" at heterosexual assumptions and promote Amsterdam as a "gay" capital.

"Christmas is about more than religion, it's also about love and families, not to mention shopping," he said. "Two men or two women can form a family too these days, even one with a child."

Van Gayboy fails to realize that two men or two women, even with a child, CANNOT & DO NOT form a family in the eyes of the Church. I believe this would go for most recognized forms of organized religion.

As for Christmas being about more than religion... well, he's a gay idiot! Christmas is about religion; it is only because of the yearly attacks like this and the over commercialization of Christmas

You can bet – the fruits of Cleveland – will be asking for this next!