Girlieman of the Week Award: Juan McCain

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: April 23, 2010

Girlieman: Juan McCain
Girlie Antics: Hypocrisy on Steroids

There’s nothing like a tough primary fight with a well known challenger to make a legend in his own mind like Juan McCain change his spots. Finding J. D. Hayworth a formidable challenger, and unable to simply smear J. D. into political oblivion, Juan channeled his inner weasel and decided to repackage himself.

By the time he finished his political makeover, Juan was portraying himself as so staunchly conservative that he makes Mr. Conservative, Barry Goldwater, seem like a card carrying extreme Libertard stamped out of the Barry Obama mold. Nice try, Juan. You might fool some people, but you don’t fool us for an instant.

‘Maverick’ is gone, and he vehemently rejects the label, when someone tries to pin it on him.

‘Amnesty’, once the centerpiece of his legislative initiatives, is gone too. Now, he’s making Tom Tancredo seem like a border jumper's best friend. When last seen, Juan was talking about putting soldiers on the border and getting tough on border jumping scumbag invaders, with the re-enforced borders he once denigrated so vociferously.

Juan is the poster punk for hypocritical weasels. A man devoid of convictions, he’s that epitome of unprincipled pontificating: a politician seeking re-election. I don’t know if it will get him re-elected, since that’s in the capable hands of Arizona’s chad punchers. I do know that Juan "I’ll say anything to get re-elected" McCain’s weasel antics earned him the recognition he so richly deserves. Congratulations Juan, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

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Steaming Load of the Week Award: Public Employees

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Steaming Load of the Week Award

Steaming Load: Laughing all the way to the bank, public employees - especially the unionized ones - are systematically impoverishing states (Mexifornia is a prime example) and destroying the private sector.

The scribes at ‘Reason’ list 3 compelling examples of the public sector’s assault on capitalism:

1. They cost too much. As USA Today recently noted, federal employees make on average almost $8,000 more than their private-sector counterparts. When you add in benefits, the gap spreads to about $30,000. State and local government workers make around the same as private-sector counterparts, but their health and retirement packages mean they make significantly more in the end.

2. We can’t fire them. The private sector has shed positions in response to slackening demand and the economic downturn. That sort of adjustment is painful but necessary, as it allows the economy to adjust to changing circumstances and workers and employers to move into new activities. Because it is guaranteed certain amounts of tax revenue and has a non-market mind-set, the public sector is largely insulated from such forces and keeps or even adds workers despite changed conditions. The result? We keep paying for things that we don’t use, need, or want.

3. They create a permanent lobby for expanded government and higher taxes. Look at California, where teacher unions have spent over $211 million dollars on elections in the past decade. One result is that 40 percent of California’s budget must be spent on education, regardless of the number and needs of students. Over the last 10 years, taxpayer contributions to public-sector pension funds has increased by 2000 percent!

They’re scum, and in places like Mexifornia, they OWN, the state’s Elected Tormentors.

Girliemen of the Week Award: Gutless GOP Wonders

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Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: April 02, 2010

Girliemen: Gutless GOP Wonders
Girlie Antics: Running from a tough fight

If these Gutless GOP Wonders were around during the American Revolution, we’d all be singing ‘God Save the Queen. They would have whined: "We know King George III is heavy handed, but we don’t think Independence is a viable alternative. It’s just too hard for a few pissed off, poorly armed colonists to defeat the most powerful nation on Earth."

If these Gutless GOP Wonders were around after December 7, 1941, we’d be a colony of the Imperial Japanese Empire. They would have whined: "We know that the Japanese begged for it, when they attacked us, without warning, but we don’t think going to war is a viable alternative. Their military might is impressive. Their weapons are superior. Their soldiers, sailors and airmen are all battle-hardened by years of conflict. We’re undermanned, ill-equipped, and unprepared. Victory is a longshot for us, so it’s not worth the effort in a losing cause."

Now, with a determined enemy entrenched in positions of political power, the Gutless GOP Wonders, especially those fossils in the Senate - Mexas’s John Cornyn, South Carolina’s Lindsey Grahmnesty, for example - are beating a hasty retreat from another 'do, or die trying', fight, which we can’t afford to lose. I refer, of course, to a mid-term campaign built around the repeal of DemonCare. Now they say, "It’s too hard and success is far from assured. We think it’s better to crawl back under our rocks while the Demoncrats eviscerate the U.S. Constitution, and destroy the American Dream."

It’s with the utmost revulsion and disgust, that I name these Gutless GOP Wonders the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

Steaming Load of the Week: Senator Bernie Sanders

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Steaming Load of the Week: Senator Bernie Sanders pulls a goose-stepping stinker from his socialist scumbag ass.

Unwilling to pull his head out of the Hot Air Buffoon’s ass, Bernie, put on his braying jackass jackboots. Suitably attired, Bernie then vilified rational adults who want to see more than junk science bullcrap before they buy into this Globally Warmed whopper.

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is comparing climate change skeptics to those who disregarded the Nazi threat in America in the 1930s, adding a strident rhetorical shot to the already volatile debate over climate change.

"It reminds me of an event that took place in this country and around the world in the late 1930s," said Sanders, perhaps the most liberal member of the Senate, during a Senate hearing Tuesday. "During that period of Nazism and fascism's growth-a real danger to this country and democratic countries around the world- there were people in this country and in the British parliament who said 'don't worry! Hitler's not real! It'll disappear!" (Hot Air)

Bernie needs to yank his head from the Tennessee Tonnage’s butt and pay a visit to objective reality for a change. While he’s in the real world, he should get up to speed on the fact that the lab-coated hooligans in the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) are fleeing from their own fatally flawed climate change whoppers like it’s tainted with Ebola.

If Vermont wants to secede from the union, we should let them, if, and only if, they take Bernie Sanders with them.

Another "must have" gift for Americans

For the person that has everything.... and will soon have nothing!

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A "Must Have" Gift for Every American

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A Question From Our Beloved United States Marine Corp...

Hey President Gomer Pyle....
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Muslim Women

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Take the Victimhood/Oppression Rating Test

From PIG --

Be the first one on your block to get your official PIG-certified Oppression Rating. Don't just sit there, Sparky. It's so easy a child could do it, but he, she, heshe or it probably isn't that gullible. Can't wait to get started? That's the spirit, Sparky! Grab a crayon and some construction paper, answer PIG's Oppression Rating Test and you'll soon have exclusive bragging rights to your very own oppression rating. Think of all the fun you'll have after you're armed with this incontrovertible proof of your victimhood. Thanks to your oppressor rating, you can dazzle your homies, torture the neighborhood oppressor and make everyone's life as miserable as yours.

Crayons ready? Let's get started with an easy one:

Q1: Are you female?

Y=Give yourself 75 points.
N=Give yourself 50 points.

Q2: Are you Asian?

Y=Score doesn't change; skip to Q10.
N=No points on this one, Sparky...better luck on the next question.

Q3: Are you an Amerikan-Born Hispanic?

Y=Add 5 points; skip to Q10.
N=Hang in there Sparky.

Q4: Are you a foreign born and Melanin-Enriched (Korrectniks prefer African-American)?

Y=Add 10 points; Skip to Q10.
N=Don't give up on yourself, Sparky.

Q5: Are you a Green Carded or Naturalized Hispanic?

Y=add 15 points; Skip to Q10.
N=No points on this one, Sparky, but you're heading for the Oppression Rating stratosphere.

Q6: Are you in this country illegally?

Y=We're shocked, shocked I tell you. Add 20 points; Skip to Q10.
N=It's make it or break it time Sparky.

Q7: Are you Amerikan born and Melanin-Enriched?

Y=Jackpot! Add 25 points; Skip to Q10.
N=Bummer! You were this close to the oppression index winner's circle.

Q8: Are you a caucasian female?

Y=Subtract 45 points; skip to Q10.
N=You're skating on thin ice, Sparky.

Q9: Are you a caucasian male whose name ends in 'ski'?

Y=Subtract 50 points.
N=If you're an unhypenated, straight, white male your ass is outta here, oppressor breath. Tear up your scorecard and leave quietly. Don't make us come over there.

Q10: Are you a conservative?

Y=Divide score by 2 and let that be a lesson to you.
N= Score unchanged, Comrade Sparky.

Q11: Are you a GLAAD BAAG (PIG-speak for the differently-heterosexual)?

Y=Add 10 points.
N=What's your problem, Sparky? Isn't it about time you took a walk on the wild side?

Q12: Are you a known "race traitor", "sellout" and/or any other type of "self-hating" ethnic dweeb?

Y= The PIG Oppression Rating central committee hereby declares you an oppressor. Tear up your score card and leave the room quietly.

N= Still with us, Sparky? Find a rational adult to help you total your score, then get ready to thrill everyone on your block with your Oppression Rating.

Scoring:

Below 25 - Pathetic. How do you stand yourself, Sparky?

25 to 49 - No cigar, Sparky, but you're in the victimhood hunt.

50-74 - Now you're talking, Sparky!

75 and Up - You're so damned oppressed it makes us puddle up. Go forth and make those oppressors miserable.

Take me to the Pecking Order Page so I can gloat.

Top 10 Reasons for Gun Control

I found this brilliant piece on gun control over at PIG Prattler...

Publishers Note: The following was lifted from Just John at Write On The Right who in turn, lifted it from Robert at American And Proud

Top Ten Reasons For Gun "Control":

1.) Guns are used in self-defense over 2 million times a year. However, this makes the attempted crime a “non-event,” which necessarily complicates the Police investigation. Without civilian ownership of guns, these Police investigations would not have been compromised. Civilians should leave crime prevention to the Police, who are properly equipped to investigate following the crime’s completion.

2.) Some .004 % (4/1000 of 1%) of guns are used in crime each year. This is way too high. All guns should be banned.

3.) Guns are unnecessary. In 98% of civilian gun defenses, no shot is fired. If you are not going to fire a shot, you clearly don’t need a gun. This proves that the guns are unnecessary. Banning guns will prevent these unnecessary defenses.

4.) Guns cause criminal migration. In tough gun-law Washington, D. C., violent crime rates are very high. This high crime rate is caused by the migration of criminals from gun havens like Virginia. This migration is caused by the criminal’s cowardly avoidance of armed householders and concealed-carry civilians. This criminal migration is detrimental to helpless unarmed citizens in no-gun areas and must be stopped. Guns should be banned everywhere.

5.) Most gun crimes are committed by inner city gangs and drug dealers. These relatively small and geographically restricted groups consistently commit the majority of gun crimes, which usually peak as turf wars erupt over Drug War changes. The best way to prevent this is by denying guns to all law abiding people everywhere.

6.) No woman needs to protect herself from rape, assault or murder. The Police will protect women by investigating the crime after the fact. Remember, Police paperwork is all the protection anyone really needs.

7.) Gun owners are disrespectful of authority. Good citizens should completely rely on the authorities. A failure to do so is an invariable sign of improper and overly independent attitudes. Failure to completely and absolutely trust and depend on the authorities is excessive democracy, and sends a bad message to children.

8.) Gun owners engaging in self-defense are taking the law into their own hands. This is wrong. Only the Police and Criminals have the right to take the law into their own hands. It should be kept out of the hands of citizens.

9.) Children and young people should remain ignorant about guns. Real guns and real gun knowledge dissipate the fantasies created by violent video games and TV. Ignorance, once lost, can never be restored and needs to be protected. Not to mention the lost sales of all the violent movies, TV shows, video games, etc!

10.) Guns reduce people’s reliance on the Police and Government. This fosters a mistaken belief in “rights”. No person has the right to question authority. No person should be less than 100% dependent upon authority. This is fundamental to social order. Banning guns will help to establish the Order the authorities want. This is good.

Gun Control – Simple Solutions for Simple Minds.

Steaming Loads of the Year Award: An Overflowing Bowl of Noxious Floaters

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Steaming Loads of the Year Award

Steaming Load: We closed out 2009 with our bowl overflowing with the most noxious turds any of us has ever seen.

Turd 1: The 111th Congress is the most vile collection of scum-sucking, shit-spewing, rat bastards who ever swilled from the public trough. Instead of a government of, by and for We the People, our Elected Tormentors are reshaping a neo-Marxist Amerika which is of them, by them, and exclusively for them, but paid for with the life, liberty and property of We the People.

Turd 2: Our Elected Tormentors swear to "preserve, protect, and defend" our Constitution then spend every waking minute, "relinquishing, scuttling, and surrendering" it. Too many of our Elected Tormentors view the United States Constitution as a historical relic which impedes their grandiose scheme for a Marxist Eden which they will rule with benevolent tyranny.

Turd 3: Cash for Clunkers is an apt name for the "pay for play" whores on Capitol Hill. Like all ‘clunkers’, these Capitol Hill cretins are past their prime, no longer capable of performing their assigned - Constitutionally-defined - functions, and cost a lot more than they’re worth to maintain. If they want to whore themselves out, let them stand on a street corner and ply their trade like the rest of the skanks.

Turd 4: The Obamunist rat bastards and their word games are really pissing us off.

Janet Come Lately won’t use the ‘T’ word to describe Jihadikazes and their antics - AKA ‘Man caused disasters’. On the other hand, she has no compunction about pinning a ‘terrorism’ label on Tea Parties and is downright eager to vilify Tea Party Patriots, and our returning warriors as ‘terrorists’.

Messiah Barry ties his tongue into rhetorical knots in his mindless zeal to avoid pinning a ‘terrorist attack’ label on the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s rampage.

Obamunists from sea to shining sea, especially those in the MSM, who deemed opposition to Vicente Bush "free speech", vilify any/all opposition to Messiah Barry’s frontal assault on our inalienable liberty as "racism".

Turd 5: Prompter Punk needs to man up and START DOING HIS F-ING JOB.

I’ve had it with his malignant "America sucks, but it’s George Bush’s fault, not mine" narcissism.

I’ve had it with his refusal to be accountable for anything/everything that happens on his watch.

I’ve had it with this unrelenting bullshit. If you don’t have anything useful to say, then SIT DOWN and STFU.

Turd 6: The empty suits who wear the GOP label need to do more than shake their heads and intone "See, we told you that THEY suck more than we do." It’s time to put these pachyderm posers out to pasture and replace them with sovereign individuals who will do a LOT MORE than give lip service to a small, properly-Constitutional government whose only task is maximizing our inalienable individual liberty.

The FSOP says ENOUGH ALREADY.

The FSOP says that 2010 is a perfect time for a 21st Century Thomas Jefferson to energize all sovereign American individuals with an updated Declaration of Independence.

The FSOP says that flushing these rancid turds isn’t enough. We need to mount a Second American Revolution while we still can.

Man the barricades? You better believe it, I’m mad as hell and not going to take it anymore Sparky.

Perpetrated by: Hambo

Girlieman of the Year Award: Messiah Barry

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Girlieman of the Year

Date Awarded: December 31, 2009

Girlieman: Messiah Barry
Girlie Antics: Passing the buck

When he put up his ‘the buck stops here’ sign in the Oval Office, President Harry S. Truman, unintentionally, set the POTUS accountability bar very high for his successors. Unintentionally? You bet, because President Truman embedded the idea in the minds of We the People, making us demand Truman-like POTUS accountability from every occupant of the Oval Office.

In the years that followed Truman’s Oval Office tenure, his successors faced this challenge squarely, with mixed results, the most notable failures being Tricky Dicky, Jihad Jimmy, and Bubba. As bad as they were, none of them came close to the current Finger Pointer In Chief.

When it comes to passing the buck Prompter Punk is in a class by himself. Voting ‘present’ is his favorite move, one that his willing toadies in the mainstream media aid and abet, with their steadfast refusal to ask Messiah Barry any hard questions. Is it any wonder that Messiah Barry’s instinctive response to any crisis rejects Harry Truman’s "the buck stops here" and embraces, instead, Bart Simpson’s "I didn’t do it"? Nope.

Hunkered down in his reality-proof Red Shed bunker, Messiah Barry is determined to keep voting present, no matter what happens on his watch. The latest airborne terrorist attack, on Flight 253, is a prime example of Blame-Shifting Barry in action. If this gutless wonder has his way, he’ll make you believe that Vicente W. Bush, personally, handed the Nigerian Jihadikaze his boarding pass in Amsterdam. He’ll insist that it was none other than Dick "Darth" Cheney who passed the underwear bomber through the security checkpoint in Amsterdam.

This isn’t breaking news, nor should it be, because Blame-Shifting Barry has been playing this "Bush did it" game all year. Double-digit unemployment? Bush did it. Runaway government spending? Bush did it. A plummeting dollar? Bush did it. The subprime mortgage debacle? Bush did it. Trillion dollar federal deficits, forever? Bush did it. A powerless, impoverished America which is wide open to Jihadikaze assaults? Bush did it. Appeasement on steroids? Bush held a gun to Barry’s head and MADE him do it.

If all the key decisions are being made by Vicente W. Bush anyway, why the f**k do we need this Dumbo-eared Marxist Messiah loser? As much as he pissed me off, the Cowboy was/is still a significant improvement over this COMMIE. It’s time for rational American adults to evict Blame-Shifting Barry from our misery. Hit the road, Jackass, and let us put someone with a full set of balls in charge.

Admittedly, it’s a memorable, "WELL DUH", moment in the PIGdom, but a pagan scribbler has to do what a pagan scribbler has to do. For resetting the bar on gutless and girlie, Messiah Barry Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Year.

Welcome to Washington R.F.D.

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Girlieman of the Week Award: Sen. Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: December 18, 2009

Girlieman: Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla
Girlie Antics: Being a complete and utter dick.

On Tuesday, December 15, 2009, members of the Tea Party Patriots gathered in Washington DC to exercise their First Amendment Rights. They did so, by visiting the offices of numerous United States Senators who might play a key role in the defeat of Messiah Barry’s DeathCare debacle.

While exercising their right to peaceably assemble in one such office, the one belonging to one of the key DeathCare Bill players, Senator Joe Lieberman, Mark Meckler (a National Tea Party Patriot Coordinator), Sally Oljar (another National Coordinator) and Michael Greer (a Mexifornia Patriot) attempted to petition their government, directly, by exercising their free speech with the Senator.

Although the trio were, at all times respectful, the same can’t be said for Senator Lieberman’s gatekeeper gorilla, whom we will call Kong. Mark Meckler explains the confrontation in a posting on the Tea Party Patriots Internet site:

The day turned far more interesting when we heard that Senator Joe Lieberman was on the fence. Three of us decided to head up to the seventh floor to see if the Senator would spare a few minutes and speak with us about his position on the pending bill. Accompanied by fellow Tea Party Patriot National Coordinator Sally Oljar, and California Patriot Michael Greer, I entered Lieberman’s office and we asked to speak with him. We were advised that he wasn’t there, but as we had done in all the previous offices we had visited, we indicated that we’d be happy to wait for him.

Unfortunately, Sen. Lieberman’s staff reacted quite differently than all the other staff we had encountered. The gentleman who appeared to be in charge told us that we had to leave the Senator’s office. He kept repeating that the Senator would not be meeting with us, and that he wanted us to leave. As we sat peacefully in the small waiting room, I simply responded to him by telling him that we were happy to wait. When he again insisted we leave, we engaged in a civil discussion where we advised him that as citizens, we felt we had a right to be there, in a building which we pay for. Finally, he threatened to call the Capitol Police and have us arrested for “loitering.;” We advised him to do whatever he needed to do, but that we weren’t leaving.

Eventually, six armed Capitol Police arrived. One officer entered the waiting room and advised us that the staffer was asking us to leave, and that if we didn’t leave, we’d be arrested. I asked the officer if it was a police request that we leave, and told him that we were law abiding citizens and would leave if he asked us to. He seemed hesitant to do so, and ultimately left the room to speak with the staffer without asking us to leave. After several minutes of pow-wow between the officers and the staffer, we decided to leave before the situation escalated further. It was clear, with six officers on hand, they did intend to arrest us.

Although it’s a big deal to Mark Meckler, I’m going to set aside his position in the Tea Party Patriot organization. Why? It’s a side issue. What matters to me is the fact that this gatekeeper gorilla got insufferably snarky with three citizens who wanted nothing more, nothing less, than their constitutional right to speak to their employee, Senator Joe Lieberman. They wanted to talk, respectfully, with a man whose vote on the DeathCare bill could have a disastrous impact on every American citizen, including the three in Joe Lieberman’s office.

When confronted by three sovereign American individuals, who just wanted to talk to their employee, this gatekeeper gorilla piece of shit went gutless and girlie, then ran caterwauling to the Capitol Hill cops. I suspect that the only reason he called the proper authorities is the fun fact that it would take too long to summon a gang of SEIU thugs to break some Tea Party Patriot heads.

Congratulations, Kong, in addition to being a pimple on humanity’s butt, not to mention a craven coward when confronted by we the people, you’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Chris Matthews & Barbara Boxer

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Another week, another pile of turds.

Turd 1: Chris "The Tingler" Matthews shows his true, traitorous rat bastard, colors.

In the throes of his leg-tingling man crush, that titanic turd, Chris ‘The Tingler’ Matthews, reached a stunning new low, following his love god’s photo op at West Point. Outraged that the corps of cadets weren’t thrilled spitless that Messiah Barry used them as a stage prop for the latest TOTUS bloviating, Chris insulted the cadets by calling West Point ‘the enemy camp’: "Obama went to the enemy camp tonight, didn’t he?".

THE ENEMY CAMP! If West Point is the enemy camp, where is YOUR ‘Friendly Camp'? In a cave with Osama? Taliban HQ? Mahmoud’s 7th century circle of hell? In the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s hospital room? Where indeed?

Do you hate America that much, you broadcast blowjob pile of shit? Are you so obsessed with that Dumbo-eared Marxist, that you’ll insult the men and women who will put their lives on the line to defend a pimple on humanity’s butt as loathsome as you? Die in a fire, asshole. Die in a fire, and do it RIGHT F-ING NOW!

Turd 2: Babs Boxer tries to change the ClimateGate subject.

Mexifornia’s titanic turd, Senator Barbara Boxer, is pissed over the ClimateGate scandal, but, as usual, she has her head up her ass on this important subject. Instead of being outraged that some Ivory Tower Eggheads played her, played all the Globally Warmed retards, for a fool, by inventing, manipulating, and destroying, climate data to whip the world into a Globally Warmed frenzy, she wants to kill the messenger:

Leaked e-mails allegedly undermining climate change science should be treated as a criminal matter, Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) said Wednesday afternoon. Boxer, the top Democrat on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, said that the recently released e-mails, showing scientists allegedly overstating the case for climate change, should be treated as a crime.

"You call it 'Climategate'; I call it 'E-mail-theft-gate,'" she said during a committee meeting. "Whatever it is, the main issue is, Are we facing global warming or are we not? I'm looking at these e-mails, that, even though they were stolen, are now out in the public."

"We may well have a hearing on this, we may not. We may have a briefing for senators, we may not," Boxer said. "Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated.

"This is a crime," Boxer said. (The Hill)

Isn’t it time for someone in Mexifornia to make my day, by flushing Babs Boxer out of the United States Senate and out of America’s misery?

Girlieman of the Week Award: Mike Huckabee

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: December 04, 2009

Girlieman: Mike Huckabee
Girlie Antics: "The buck doesn’t stop here."

The nicest thing I can say about this Huckabee loser is this: Mikey’s Harry Truman impression needs work. Apparently, for Mike Huckabee, 'the buck stops anywhere, but here'. In fact, instead of accepting his part of the blame for commuting the sentence of that rat bastard who mowed down 4 police officers in Lakewood, Washington, Mikey went gutless and girlie, by blaming everyone else:

Mike Huckabee, who as Arkansas governor commuted the sentence of the man suspected of killing four Lakewood Police officers, said Monday night his "heart is broken" but insisted that prosecutors and judges were derelict in keeping Maurice Clemmons from returning to prison. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

I’ve had my fill of gutless and girlie assholes with delusions of grandeur. I've had my fill of craven, finger-pointing, cowards who sleaze their way into the Oval Office. I''ve had my fill, to put it bluntly, of Mike Huckabee. With his abject failure to accept any responsibility for his own actions, Mikey has proven himself UNFIT for the presidency.

If Mikey REALLY had the right ‘leadership’ stuff, he would have owned up to his critical role in Maurice Clemmons’ release from custody. Instead, his first instinct was to do a Bart Simpson, by bleating "I didn’t do it." For passing the buck, instead of accepting it...for shifting the blame, instead of shouldering it...for trying to vote "present", when it comes to Mauricce Clemmons’ release from prison, Mike ‘Holier Than Thou’ Huckabee is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’

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Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: November 27, 2009

Girliemen: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’
Antics: Self-Induced Virtual Castration

What exactly is a Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivore’? What indeed? An NPR rant shares these PIG-worthy particulars:

In Tokyo on the weekends, the trendy area of Harajuku is a melting pot of urban tribes: Lolita goths bat their fake eyelashes, while the punks glower. Away from the strutting are the retiring wallflowers, a quiet army of sweet young men with floppy hair and skinny jeans. These young men are becoming known as Japan's "herbivores" — from the Japanese phrase for "grass-eating boys" — guys who are heterosexual but who say they aren't really interested in matters of the flesh.

They are drawn to a quieter, less competitive life, focusing on family and friends — and eschewing the macho ways of the traditional Japanese male. They include men such as Yukihiro Yoshida, a 20-something economics student, who is a self-confessed herbivore. "I don't take initiative with women, I don't talk to them," he says, blushing. "I'd welcome it if a girl talked to me, but I never take the first step myself."

Multiple recent surveys suggest that about 60 percent of young Japanese men — in their 20s and early 30s — identify themselves as herbivores. Their Sex and the City is a television show called Otomen, or Girly Guys. (NPR)

Herbivores are, of their own volition, mired in a ‘girls are icky’ stage of adolescence. Unwilling to get horizontal and squishy, their psychological self-castration allows their nads to wither on the, uh, vine. In and of itself, that doesn’t qualify them for this award, but, their steadfast devotion to a boob tube show named ‘Girlie Guys’, seals the deal, for Yukihiro Yoshida and his grass munching cohorts. Congratulations Eunuchs, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

I think these on the fence herdivore homo's are gay and just don't know it yet! Then instead of being known as "grass-eating boys" they will be known as "ass-eating boys" or "stick munchers."

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Global Warming Ass Hats & Jihadikaze-Loving Military Brass Asses

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Loads of the Week Award: This week, at least two titanic turds floated to the surface.

Turd 1: Globally Warmed assholes with a political agenda pervert science by deliberately faking global warming data.

Rational adults had already sniffed out this Global Warming is a Crock stinker, but we could never prove it, until now. Thanks to some hackers, we now have the smoking gun.

According to the UK Telegraph, "Around 1,000 emails and 3,000 documents were stolen from UEA computers by hackers last week and uploaded on to a Russian server before circulating on websites run by climate change sceptics. Some of the correspondence indicates that the manipulation of data was widespread among global warming researchers.

"The hackers also published an anonymous note alongside the emails: "We feel that climate science is too important to be kept under wraps. We hereby release a random selection of correspondence, code, and documents. Hopefully it will give some insight into the science and the people behind it."

Amongst the gems released is one email from the Unit's director Phil Jones in 1999: "I've just completed Mike's Nature [the science journal] trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (ie, from 1981 onwards) and from 1961 for Keith's to hide the decline." Apparently, the agenda is more important than the facts. (ALG’s Daily Grind)

The lying rat bastards at University of East Anglia have perverted science to further their own personal agenda. The damage to real science is incalculable. Ironically, these hacked e-mails only confirm what others already knew and stated on the record:

Climate Change in its computer models projecting "climate change" has repeatedly (and conveniently) been destroyed. And that data was compiled by none other than the UEA's Climatic Research Unit, as was revealed by National Review's Patrick J. Michaels in September.

In the real scientific field, there is a principle called "falsifiability," pioneered in 1963 by Karl Popper. It asserts that "the criterion of the scientific status of a theory is its falsifiability, or refutability, or testability." Therefore, the only way to prove that a theory is not true is to show that it is false. For example, the only way fully reliable way to prove that all swans are not white is produce one that is black.

It is now clear to all that the folks at the Climatic Research Unit took a decidedly different slant on "falsifiability." They decided that the only way to prove that their theory was true was simply to falsify the facts. And in so doing, they exposed themselves—and their adherents—to be nothing more than shameless frauds of the highest order. (Daily Grind)

Is this smoking gun enough to flush the Hot Air Buffoon and his Global Warming whopper out of our misery? Probably not, but it’s an excellent step toward that noble, liberty-enhancing goal.

Turd 2: Navy SEALS who capture a terrorist mastermind are hit with charges for giving the murdering bastard a fat lip.

In 2004, Ahmed Hashim Abed orchestrated the ambush and murder of four Blackwater USA guards. Determined to rub Uncle Sam’s face in it, he had two of the charred bodies hung from a bridge over the Euphrates River. Needless to say, his Jihadikaze bullshit made him a high priority target.

It took a while, but a Navy SEAL team finally bagged the murdering bastard. Did they get lauded as heroes? Nope. They’re up on charges, because a gutless and girlie Uncle Sam is mired in politically correct BULLSHIT.

Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.

The three, all members of the Navy's elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment —called an admiral's mast — and have requested a trial by court-martial.

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.

Matthew McCabe, a Special Operations Petty Officer Second Class (SO-2), is facing three charges: dereliction of performance of duty for willfully failing to safeguard a detainee, making a false official statement, and assault.

Petty Officer Jonathan Keefe, SO-2, is facing charges of dereliction of performance of duty and making a false official statement.

Petty Officer Julio Huertas, SO-1, faces those same charges and an additional charge of impediment of an investigation. (Fox News)

Somebody belted this piece of Jihadikaze shit. Boo F**KING hoo. In a perfect world, that same patriot would give the brass who are pressing these asinine charges, the same treatment.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Harald Kloser & Roland Emmerich

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: November 06, 2009

Girliemen: Harald Kloser, Roland Emmerich
Antics: Fatwa phobia

If you’ve seen the teasers for Columbia Pictures forthcoming flick, "2012", you’re painfully aware of its ‘we’re all going to die’ plot line. If you managed to elude the death and destruction-saturated teasers, I’ll give you a heads up. To this pagan scribbler, it looks like the kind of flick you’d get from the (past) master of disaster, Irwin Allen, if he wrote the screenplay while he was on the ultimate bad acid trip.

The prime mover on "2012" is Director Roland Emmerich, a film wrangler who is no stranger to wholesale, cinematic, destruction: "Independence Day", "Godzilla", "The Day After Tomorrow". Ready, willing and eager, to create havoc, Roland set out to destroy as many noteworthy landmarks as possible. St. Peters Basilica? Yup. Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue? Yup. The Red Shed? Yup. Taiwan’s Taipei 101 - the world’s tallest completed building? He’s got it in his sights.

Nothing, it seems, is safe from destruction, or is it?

‘...[T]here's one place that Emmerich wanted to demolish but didn't: the Kaaba, the cube-shaped structure located in the center of Mecca. It's the focus of prayers and the site of the Hajj, the biggest, most important pilgrimage in Islam.

"Well, I wanted to do that, I have to admit," the filmmaker told scifiwire.com. "But my co-writer Harald [Kloser] said, 'I will not have a fatwa on my head because of a movie.' And he was right. We have to all, in the western world, think about this. You can actually let Christian symbols fall apart, but if you would do this with [an] Arab symbol, you would have ... a fatwa, and that sounds a little bit like what the state of this world is. So it's just something which I kind of didn't [think] was [an] important element, anyway, in the film, so I kind of left it out."...’ (Yahoo News)

For going gutless and girlie...for letting 7th century supernaturalists dictate what they can destroy in their movie...for giving raving Islamikaze moonbats a veto power over what can, and can’t, appear in a movie, Roland Emmerich and Harald Kloser are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.