Showing posts with label Ham Sandwich for Senate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ham Sandwich for Senate. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

RINOvich says - Not in my backyard!

H/T to Matt (HSFS) via Tom at Bizzy Blog for this tasty tidbit about RINOvich reluctance to allow drilling in the Great Lakes.

From Ham Sandwich for Senate --
Memo to recent coastal drilling convert and still Great Lakes drilling opponent George Voinovich: Read Harding’s analysis and come on board. The water’s fine, and
it will stay fine.


Is George Voinovich willing to admit that he is as NIMBY as Ted Kennedy and John Kerry are about wind power? More...

I believe Canada is already drilling for oil in the Great Lakes, so like Casino's we will let everyone beat us to the punch.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Senator Voinovich in BIG Trouble

The following is from Ham Sandwich for Senate Campaign HQ.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

In response to the reporting from PolitickerOH's Justin Miller indicating that a PPP poll shows that Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner outperforms Ohio's senior senator, George Voinovich, the general chairman of Friends for Ham Sandwich, Matt Hurley, issued the following statement:

Is it really a surprise that even the most partisan Secretary of State in Ohio history can outpoll Senator Voinovich? No. We at the Ham Sandwich for Senate 2010 campaign have known for a long time now that by 2010, Ham Sandwich would only be half as stale as George Voinovich is right now. This poll only confirms what our internal poll suggested earlier this year: George Voinovich is not a tasty candidate. He is, in fact, spoiled meat.

How sad is this!

Friday, March 21, 2008

RINOvich Wins Again!


It's almost not even fair anymore! But that's why the award was named after the Great Horned One himself - Senator George RINOvich.

Senator RINOvich wins the award AGAIN this time for being Senator RINOvich. The crying man is all over on taxes again. Almost like John Kerry was rubbing his horn for good luck.<p>Team Ham had this tasty tidit served on on the deli counter....

"We're going to have to raise more money in this country. Did you hear me? We're going to have to increase taxes in order to do the job," Sen. Voinovich said. "Anyone that tells you that's not the case isn't being truthful with you. They're not being intellectually honest with you."

Earlier in the week, RINOvich's opponent in 2010 - Ham Sandwich - serves up a Ham Slamwich on the stale RINOvich for again having a partisan identity crisis....

Senator, you just joined the Democrats in voting to raise the taxes of everybody making over $32,000 a year. You have joined the Democrats in redefining the word "rich" to include average Joes like your constituents here in Ohio. Ohio, you know, they place you are supposed to represent?

Fellow Ohioans, I hope you remember that you do have a choice. You do not have to be represented by liars like George Voinovich. You do not have to keep sending a tax and spender like George Voinovich back to Washington. You do have a choice! Remember, by 2010, I will only be half as stale as George Voinovich is right now...

For again displaying no conservative qualities and ramming his golden horn in the ass of Ohio - Senator RINOvich wins his own award again!

Georgie, Georgie - you RINO guy...

you call yourself a Republican and make us CRY!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Team Ham declares Victory in on-line poll with RINOvich



I guess I don't know what to say.... I knew Ham Sandwich was a select, prime choice candidate but I never imagined him dicing up Sen. George RINOvich the way he did in the on-line poll.

From deli counters, restaurants, grocery stores, diners and cafes, Ham Sandwich appeared to be the appetizing choice for most everyone's plate. RINOvich got smoked by Ham Sandwich 69% to 30%.

Team Ham released this statement on the poll....

"We think this poll clearly illustrates that by 2010, Ham Sandwich will only be half as stale as Senator George Voinovich is right now," said campaign manager Matt Hurley. "The senator can continue to ignore our campaign at his peril, but we're really cooking and we've only just gotten started. Ham has the fire in the belly to take this thing all the way. Let me guarantee you this: Ham Sandwich will bring home the bacon."


Coming out of nowhere, well from the back of the meat cooler, Ham Sandwich began his party tray of political plundering after realizing the stale Senator from Ohio was effective as feeding a 300lb man with a can of spam.

The Great Horned One, RINOvich must have had another tear in his eye over this one. Barking that, "Nobody scares George Voinovich," the Great Horned One refuses to accept Ham Sandwich as a legitimate challenger. RINOvich echoed earlier statements from his campaign staff claiming they are not afraid of any Ham Sandwich (even if it had lettuce, tomato & mayo).

Well Georgy Porgy kissed the Republicans and made them cry..... it looks like you may be getting sent off to the RINO farm.









Monday, January 14, 2008

Needed: Ham Sandwich Soldiers

Reposted from Ham Sandwich for Senate 2010 --

Hello everyone! We here at Team Ham want to welcome you to the site that brings you the candidate that is a "cut" above the rest! Namely Ohio Senator George "Shed a Tear" RINOvich.

Candidate Ham Sandwich is looking for volunteers to become Ham Sandwich Soldiers in this web oriented campaign to oust the Great Horned One!

As Ham Sandwich Soldiers you will be our front line of defense in our combat to rid Ohio of RINOvich. You will be the messengers for the party tray of information that will be spread on a candidate fresh as a morning loaf of bread. Aren't you tired of the stale loafs we get from RINOvich?

Since Ham Sandwich is loved by people of all ages, we will also have a youth group for supporters called - Ham Sandwich HAMster's. These little HAMster's will be used to combat Baby RINO's.

Please visit our poll on the right side bar and cast a Triple-Decker Dagwood Stacker vote for the candidate that is NOT a stale loaf!


The last time I checked the poll RINOvich only had one vote - and that came from his office!

Friday, January 11, 2008

I'll take a Ham Sandwich over a RINO Any Day!


I bet a lot of us thought this day would never come - Well, it is finally here!

Our favorite crying RINO Senator of Ohio, Curious George RINOvich, will not be getting another free ride on the Pork Barrel Express in 2010!

After hours of secret discussions with President Bush, Matt at WMD has revealed there is hope and it is not a "Hope Sandwich" --
Well, folks, I can now reveal the secret of why WMD has been so quiet lately... I just got back from a quick trip to Dee Cee where President Bush helped introduce the candidate that will BEAT RINOvich in the primary...
It is none other than RINOvich's declared oppostion - Mr. Ham Sandwich!


While sitting down and having a bit to eat with Matt and Mr. Ham Sandwich I was sceptical at first. During the "grilling" I gave him over the next hour or so, candidate Ham Sandwich poked holes in RINOvich's record like Swiss Cheese on day old bread.

Seeing that candidate Ham Sandwich was obviously a "cut" above the rest, I had no choice but to support his run for senate against the Great Horned One, and you can too!

Candidate Ham Sandwich has named

Matt at WMD the Chairman of his campaign. Tom

at Bizzy Blog is the Treasurer and I am honored to be Volunteer Coordinator.

Go to Ham Sandwich for Senate and show your support or sign up to be a volunteer in your area. Keep checking Ham Sandwich for Senate for any up to date information on RINO-Ridding Rally's, Eat & Meet the Candidate Nights, and the whole Sandwich Tray of events. Take the online poll and show your support - currently candidate Ham Sandwich is smoking RINOvich.

Huh, smoked RINO - feels good, tastes bad!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Sen. RINOvich - "Hillary has Good Perspective on Foreign Policy"

Curious George the RINO Senator from Ohio was recently bellowing to reporters about his outlook of the upcoming '08 presidential elections.

RINOvich stated he has yet to endorse any candidate, democrat or republican. (Hint: RED! George - WE are the RED Team!). RINOvich continued on that he feels Hillahag has a step up over Obambi, especially in foreign policy!

Psst.... Mr. Foreign Intelligence Smarty Pants - terrorists want the democrats (BLUE Team) to win! If you read your intelligence briefs you will learn about them terrorist guys.

From Brit Hume / CNN --

Maverick Republican Senator George Voinovich of Ohio today said that while Democrat Hillary Clinton has what he called a good perspective on foreign policy — Barack Obama does not.

Voinovich told reporters — "I think Hillary because of her exposure over the years at the White House dealing with the secretary of state and all that, I think has got a pretty good perspective on foreign policy."

And on Obama — who sits on the Foreign Relations Committee along with Voinovich — quote — "he hasn't had any experience with foreign policy — give me a break!"


Well said Brit!

Georgie Porgy Puddin' Pie - kissed up to Hilldabeast on foreign policy and made the pundits cry! Watch out in 2010, because..... HAM SANDWICH IS OUR GUY!