Girlieman of the Week Award: Juan McCain

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: April 23, 2010

Girlieman: Juan McCain
Girlie Antics: Hypocrisy on Steroids

There’s nothing like a tough primary fight with a well known challenger to make a legend in his own mind like Juan McCain change his spots. Finding J. D. Hayworth a formidable challenger, and unable to simply smear J. D. into political oblivion, Juan channeled his inner weasel and decided to repackage himself.

By the time he finished his political makeover, Juan was portraying himself as so staunchly conservative that he makes Mr. Conservative, Barry Goldwater, seem like a card carrying extreme Libertard stamped out of the Barry Obama mold. Nice try, Juan. You might fool some people, but you don’t fool us for an instant.

‘Maverick’ is gone, and he vehemently rejects the label, when someone tries to pin it on him.

‘Amnesty’, once the centerpiece of his legislative initiatives, is gone too. Now, he’s making Tom Tancredo seem like a border jumper's best friend. When last seen, Juan was talking about putting soldiers on the border and getting tough on border jumping scumbag invaders, with the re-enforced borders he once denigrated so vociferously.

Juan is the poster punk for hypocritical weasels. A man devoid of convictions, he’s that epitome of unprincipled pontificating: a politician seeking re-election. I don’t know if it will get him re-elected, since that’s in the capable hands of Arizona’s chad punchers. I do know that Juan "I’ll say anything to get re-elected" McCain’s weasel antics earned him the recognition he so richly deserves. Congratulations Juan, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

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Girliemen of the Week Award: Gutless GOP Wonders

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Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: April 02, 2010

Girliemen: Gutless GOP Wonders
Girlie Antics: Running from a tough fight

If these Gutless GOP Wonders were around during the American Revolution, we’d all be singing ‘God Save the Queen. They would have whined: "We know King George III is heavy handed, but we don’t think Independence is a viable alternative. It’s just too hard for a few pissed off, poorly armed colonists to defeat the most powerful nation on Earth."

If these Gutless GOP Wonders were around after December 7, 1941, we’d be a colony of the Imperial Japanese Empire. They would have whined: "We know that the Japanese begged for it, when they attacked us, without warning, but we don’t think going to war is a viable alternative. Their military might is impressive. Their weapons are superior. Their soldiers, sailors and airmen are all battle-hardened by years of conflict. We’re undermanned, ill-equipped, and unprepared. Victory is a longshot for us, so it’s not worth the effort in a losing cause."

Now, with a determined enemy entrenched in positions of political power, the Gutless GOP Wonders, especially those fossils in the Senate - Mexas’s John Cornyn, South Carolina’s Lindsey Grahmnesty, for example - are beating a hasty retreat from another 'do, or die trying', fight, which we can’t afford to lose. I refer, of course, to a mid-term campaign built around the repeal of DemonCare. Now they say, "It’s too hard and success is far from assured. We think it’s better to crawl back under our rocks while the Demoncrats eviscerate the U.S. Constitution, and destroy the American Dream."

It’s with the utmost revulsion and disgust, that I name these Gutless GOP Wonders the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

Girlieman of the Year Award: Messiah Barry

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Girlieman of the Year

Date Awarded: December 31, 2009

Girlieman: Messiah Barry
Girlie Antics: Passing the buck

When he put up his ‘the buck stops here’ sign in the Oval Office, President Harry S. Truman, unintentionally, set the POTUS accountability bar very high for his successors. Unintentionally? You bet, because President Truman embedded the idea in the minds of We the People, making us demand Truman-like POTUS accountability from every occupant of the Oval Office.

In the years that followed Truman’s Oval Office tenure, his successors faced this challenge squarely, with mixed results, the most notable failures being Tricky Dicky, Jihad Jimmy, and Bubba. As bad as they were, none of them came close to the current Finger Pointer In Chief.

When it comes to passing the buck Prompter Punk is in a class by himself. Voting ‘present’ is his favorite move, one that his willing toadies in the mainstream media aid and abet, with their steadfast refusal to ask Messiah Barry any hard questions. Is it any wonder that Messiah Barry’s instinctive response to any crisis rejects Harry Truman’s "the buck stops here" and embraces, instead, Bart Simpson’s "I didn’t do it"? Nope.

Hunkered down in his reality-proof Red Shed bunker, Messiah Barry is determined to keep voting present, no matter what happens on his watch. The latest airborne terrorist attack, on Flight 253, is a prime example of Blame-Shifting Barry in action. If this gutless wonder has his way, he’ll make you believe that Vicente W. Bush, personally, handed the Nigerian Jihadikaze his boarding pass in Amsterdam. He’ll insist that it was none other than Dick "Darth" Cheney who passed the underwear bomber through the security checkpoint in Amsterdam.

This isn’t breaking news, nor should it be, because Blame-Shifting Barry has been playing this "Bush did it" game all year. Double-digit unemployment? Bush did it. Runaway government spending? Bush did it. A plummeting dollar? Bush did it. The subprime mortgage debacle? Bush did it. Trillion dollar federal deficits, forever? Bush did it. A powerless, impoverished America which is wide open to Jihadikaze assaults? Bush did it. Appeasement on steroids? Bush held a gun to Barry’s head and MADE him do it.

If all the key decisions are being made by Vicente W. Bush anyway, why the f**k do we need this Dumbo-eared Marxist Messiah loser? As much as he pissed me off, the Cowboy was/is still a significant improvement over this COMMIE. It’s time for rational American adults to evict Blame-Shifting Barry from our misery. Hit the road, Jackass, and let us put someone with a full set of balls in charge.

Admittedly, it’s a memorable, "WELL DUH", moment in the PIGdom, but a pagan scribbler has to do what a pagan scribbler has to do. For resetting the bar on gutless and girlie, Messiah Barry Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Year.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Sen. Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: December 18, 2009

Girlieman: Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla
Girlie Antics: Being a complete and utter dick.

On Tuesday, December 15, 2009, members of the Tea Party Patriots gathered in Washington DC to exercise their First Amendment Rights. They did so, by visiting the offices of numerous United States Senators who might play a key role in the defeat of Messiah Barry’s DeathCare debacle.

While exercising their right to peaceably assemble in one such office, the one belonging to one of the key DeathCare Bill players, Senator Joe Lieberman, Mark Meckler (a National Tea Party Patriot Coordinator), Sally Oljar (another National Coordinator) and Michael Greer (a Mexifornia Patriot) attempted to petition their government, directly, by exercising their free speech with the Senator.

Although the trio were, at all times respectful, the same can’t be said for Senator Lieberman’s gatekeeper gorilla, whom we will call Kong. Mark Meckler explains the confrontation in a posting on the Tea Party Patriots Internet site:

The day turned far more interesting when we heard that Senator Joe Lieberman was on the fence. Three of us decided to head up to the seventh floor to see if the Senator would spare a few minutes and speak with us about his position on the pending bill. Accompanied by fellow Tea Party Patriot National Coordinator Sally Oljar, and California Patriot Michael Greer, I entered Lieberman’s office and we asked to speak with him. We were advised that he wasn’t there, but as we had done in all the previous offices we had visited, we indicated that we’d be happy to wait for him.

Unfortunately, Sen. Lieberman’s staff reacted quite differently than all the other staff we had encountered. The gentleman who appeared to be in charge told us that we had to leave the Senator’s office. He kept repeating that the Senator would not be meeting with us, and that he wanted us to leave. As we sat peacefully in the small waiting room, I simply responded to him by telling him that we were happy to wait. When he again insisted we leave, we engaged in a civil discussion where we advised him that as citizens, we felt we had a right to be there, in a building which we pay for. Finally, he threatened to call the Capitol Police and have us arrested for “loitering.;” We advised him to do whatever he needed to do, but that we weren’t leaving.

Eventually, six armed Capitol Police arrived. One officer entered the waiting room and advised us that the staffer was asking us to leave, and that if we didn’t leave, we’d be arrested. I asked the officer if it was a police request that we leave, and told him that we were law abiding citizens and would leave if he asked us to. He seemed hesitant to do so, and ultimately left the room to speak with the staffer without asking us to leave. After several minutes of pow-wow between the officers and the staffer, we decided to leave before the situation escalated further. It was clear, with six officers on hand, they did intend to arrest us.

Although it’s a big deal to Mark Meckler, I’m going to set aside his position in the Tea Party Patriot organization. Why? It’s a side issue. What matters to me is the fact that this gatekeeper gorilla got insufferably snarky with three citizens who wanted nothing more, nothing less, than their constitutional right to speak to their employee, Senator Joe Lieberman. They wanted to talk, respectfully, with a man whose vote on the DeathCare bill could have a disastrous impact on every American citizen, including the three in Joe Lieberman’s office.

When confronted by three sovereign American individuals, who just wanted to talk to their employee, this gatekeeper gorilla piece of shit went gutless and girlie, then ran caterwauling to the Capitol Hill cops. I suspect that the only reason he called the proper authorities is the fun fact that it would take too long to summon a gang of SEIU thugs to break some Tea Party Patriot heads.

Congratulations, Kong, in addition to being a pimple on humanity’s butt, not to mention a craven coward when confronted by we the people, you’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Mike Huckabee

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: December 04, 2009

Girlieman: Mike Huckabee
Girlie Antics: "The buck doesn’t stop here."

The nicest thing I can say about this Huckabee loser is this: Mikey’s Harry Truman impression needs work. Apparently, for Mike Huckabee, 'the buck stops anywhere, but here'. In fact, instead of accepting his part of the blame for commuting the sentence of that rat bastard who mowed down 4 police officers in Lakewood, Washington, Mikey went gutless and girlie, by blaming everyone else:

Mike Huckabee, who as Arkansas governor commuted the sentence of the man suspected of killing four Lakewood Police officers, said Monday night his "heart is broken" but insisted that prosecutors and judges were derelict in keeping Maurice Clemmons from returning to prison. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

I’ve had my fill of gutless and girlie assholes with delusions of grandeur. I've had my fill of craven, finger-pointing, cowards who sleaze their way into the Oval Office. I''ve had my fill, to put it bluntly, of Mike Huckabee. With his abject failure to accept any responsibility for his own actions, Mikey has proven himself UNFIT for the presidency.

If Mikey REALLY had the right ‘leadership’ stuff, he would have owned up to his critical role in Maurice Clemmons’ release from custody. Instead, his first instinct was to do a Bart Simpson, by bleating "I didn’t do it." For passing the buck, instead of accepting it...for shifting the blame, instead of shouldering it...for trying to vote "present", when it comes to Mauricce Clemmons’ release from prison, Mike ‘Holier Than Thou’ Huckabee is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’

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Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: November 27, 2009

Girliemen: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’
Antics: Self-Induced Virtual Castration

What exactly is a Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivore’? What indeed? An NPR rant shares these PIG-worthy particulars:

In Tokyo on the weekends, the trendy area of Harajuku is a melting pot of urban tribes: Lolita goths bat their fake eyelashes, while the punks glower. Away from the strutting are the retiring wallflowers, a quiet army of sweet young men with floppy hair and skinny jeans. These young men are becoming known as Japan's "herbivores" — from the Japanese phrase for "grass-eating boys" — guys who are heterosexual but who say they aren't really interested in matters of the flesh.

They are drawn to a quieter, less competitive life, focusing on family and friends — and eschewing the macho ways of the traditional Japanese male. They include men such as Yukihiro Yoshida, a 20-something economics student, who is a self-confessed herbivore. "I don't take initiative with women, I don't talk to them," he says, blushing. "I'd welcome it if a girl talked to me, but I never take the first step myself."

Multiple recent surveys suggest that about 60 percent of young Japanese men — in their 20s and early 30s — identify themselves as herbivores. Their Sex and the City is a television show called Otomen, or Girly Guys. (NPR)

Herbivores are, of their own volition, mired in a ‘girls are icky’ stage of adolescence. Unwilling to get horizontal and squishy, their psychological self-castration allows their nads to wither on the, uh, vine. In and of itself, that doesn’t qualify them for this award, but, their steadfast devotion to a boob tube show named ‘Girlie Guys’, seals the deal, for Yukihiro Yoshida and his grass munching cohorts. Congratulations Eunuchs, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

I think these on the fence herdivore homo's are gay and just don't know it yet! Then instead of being known as "grass-eating boys" they will be known as "ass-eating boys" or "stick munchers."

Girliemen of the Week Award: The Suits at Microsoft

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Girliemen of the Week Award

Date Awarded: October 30, 2009

Girliemen: The Suits at Microsoft
Antics: Cringing Korrectness

Eager to make computer users forgive and forget the infamous Windows Vista debacle, the suits at Microsoft decided to team up with the producers of a popular boob tube cartoon series, ‘The Family Guy’. In exchange for Microsoft’s sponsorship, the show’s producers would write a special episode of their show which would promote the newest version of Billy Gates’ operating system, Windows 7.

We don’t know what Microsoft envisioned, when it $igned on for ‘a variety show episode called Family Guy Presents: Seth And Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show, featuring animated and live sketches’. We do know that they were shocked, shocked, I tell you, over what they got:

Microsoft executives were shocked to discover that quips lined up for the show were not PC. Jokes planned for the special edition covered incest, the Holocaust and deaf people. The company will no longer back the programme in a deal said to have been worth millions. (Daily Mail)

Obviously, nobody in Microsoft’s executive suites bothered to watch episodes of ‘Family Guy’, before they ponied up million$ for a special episode. If they had done their homework, they’d know how politically incorrect the show’s writers - Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein - really are. If they had done their homework, they’d know about past ‘Family Guy’ controversies: prior episodes featured jokes about abortion, Mother Teresa, pedophilia, and much, much, more. Instead, they blundered into an show biz icon of inKorrectness, then, in a gutless and girlie panic, set their hair on fire. LOSERS!

Microsoft’s suits need to grow a pair, a badly needed ‘sprouting’ which is long overdue. Since, they can’t, or won’t, get over it, the FSOP is forced to make these cringing, computer code wrangling, cretins, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Al Gore

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: October 16, 2009

Girlieman: Al Gore
Girlie Antics: Craven Cowardice

Tired of playing second fiddle to the new kid on the messianic meathead block, yesterday’s ‘savior’, Messiah Al, showed up at one of those stage-managed events where, in theory, never is heard a discouraging word. If you’ve been paying attention, you know, by now, that the Tennessee Tonnage hasn’t got the nads to defend his Globally Warmed whoppers - face to face - with a fact-laden rational adult.

According to this Fat Cave Fathead, the ‘science is settled’ and no longer needs defending. According to rational, climate-wrangling, adults Al’s JUNK SCIENCE is so riddled with holes, that it’s utterly indefensible, a fun fact which explains why the Tennessee Tonnage refuses to discuss it.

Al’s yammering at the Society of Environmental Journalists annual conference at the Madison Concourse Hotel (Wisconsin) was going along nicely, until ‘it’ happened. In a heartbeat, this lip-flapping, legend in his own mind was exposed as the gutless guttersnipe he really is. It happened, when, too full of himself, the Tennessee Tonnage opened the floor to questions:

Gore has been criticized for not publicly debating his position since the release of his 2006 Oscar-winning documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth." In what organizers said was a rarity, Gore took half a dozen questions from journalists, including one from Phelim McAleer, an Irish filmmaker who asked Gore to address nine errors in his film identified by a British court in 2007. Gore responded that the court ruling supported the showing of his film in British schools. When McAleer tried to debate further, his microphone was cut off by the moderators. (Wisconsin State Journal)

If this bloated piece of crap insists on promoting this junk science whopper, the least he could do is man up. If that’s too much for him, he should shut his gaping pie hole slink back to his Fat Cave, where his sonorous bloviating won’t put rational adults to sleep. If he thinks this Globally-Warmed yammering will win him another prize, he’s poised to get his wish. Congratulations fatass, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Cross-Dressing Mayor Hits Police Dept. with His/Her Purse

East Cleveland Mayor Eric (Erica) Brewer has finally admitted the pics released of him dressed as a woman are him. The Mayorette appears to also be getting teased from his son for being a cross-dressing fruit...

East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer admitted Tuesday that he dressed in women's lingerie in photos that many say derailed his re-election chance last month, a television program reported.

"That is me in those pictures," Brewer told Inside Edition, adding that he put the clothes and wig on at the suggestion of a girlfriend, according to the program that aired on WOIO Channel 19.

Brewer told Inside Edition that he is concerned about the possible embarrassment to his son, Chase.

"He has been relentless in teasing me," the mayor said during the interview. "I'm dad. I'm mom. He hasn't called me Tootsie yet." (PD)

They say there is nothing like a woman scorned -- Well it appears that saying goes for he/she cross dressers too.

Mayor Girlieman believes the East Cleveland Police Dept. was behind the release of the pictures and has asked that they be investigated. Along with this, he is cutting the police force and blaming his opponent in the Mayors race for the cuts....

East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer said Wednesday that he will cut 19 police department employees in an attempt to slice a $981,000 shortfall.

"The mayor is lashing out at anyone and everyone whom he believes helped him lose his job," said Michael Piotrowski, the union's lawyer. "This is a lame-duck mayor who seems (interested in) getting revenge before he goes."

In the statement, Brewer blamed the cuts on mayor-elect Gary Norton, who defeated Brewer in the Democratic primary. Since there is no Republican in the race, Norton becomes the mayor Jan. 1. (PD)

You Go Girl!

Girlieman of the Week Award: Roman Polanski

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: October 02, 2009

Girlieman: Roman Polanski
Antics: He’s a cowardly pervert

I don’t give a rat’s ass how many Tinsel Town twerps sign a petition on behalf of this pervert. I don’t give a damn if the victim of his assault just wants to put an end to this painful incident in her life. I don’t care if it happened more then 3 decades ago. I don’t give a damn how many hit movies he’s perpetrated.

I do give a damn about what he did to a 13 year old girl in 1977.

In 1977, the 44-year-old Polanski invited a girl named Samantha to pose for some photos to be published in a famous magazine. She was your age. Thirteen. After she arrived, he forced Samantha to drink alcohol, then drugged her with powerful medication. She repeatedly asked him to stop. She said “no.” Over and over, she said “no.” Undeterred, he proceeded to violate her sexually. Some of the things he did to her are so grotesque, they are not appropriate to recount in this column. It was all illegal, and all unwelcome. (A Guy Benson Town Hall column addressed to an unidentified 13 year old, presumably a family member.)

This gutless piece of shit drugged, then forced himself on, a frightened 13 year old girl who asked him to stop, time and time again. Afterwards, he told the still frightened girl not to tell her mother, a plea his victim ignored. Later, when he was headed for a richly deserved stint in a Mexifornia graybar, he ran true to form - gutless to the core - and ran away. He’s been acting gutless and girlie ever since, until the Swiss authorities bagged and tagged him, at the request of Mexifornia justice system officials.

This craven coward is still acting like a panicked, panty-wearing, punk. He still hasn’t got the stones to face up to, and pay the price for, what he has done. I’m tired of this spineless scumbag's excuses. I’m tired of him hiding behind his Tinsel Town friends. I’m tired of him, period.

I don’t care how many awards his films have won, the only award that matters to me is the one he’s just won: the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award -- Messiah Barry

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: September 25, 2009

Girlieman: Messiah Barry
Antics: Belly crawling cowardice

I know what you’re thinking and I tend to agree. Making Messiah Barry Girlieman of the Week reeks of picking low-hanging fruit. Why him? Because the latest stop on his ‘America sucks, but it’s not my fault’ tour pissed me off, in a BIG way. I considered making him a Steaming Load, but this pathetically pandering POTUS pissant would probably consider it a compliment. Instead, I’m stooping to calling an alleged man who was born without balls, and has a spine made out of silly putty, a ‘Girlieman’.

With his popularity, slowly, inexorably, waning, as ‘familiarity breeds contempt’ snaps Americans out of their Obama zombie fog, Messiah Barry took his show on the road. Full of himself and ‘it’, he fed his insatiable ego with a pit stop at the Black Helicopter Club. As usual, this pathetic prompter-addicted pissant pandered to the international rabble, by feeding their America hating fervor.

Desperate for any scrap of approval, this gutless wonder took his America sucks rhetoric to new lows. He apologized for the success of American capitalism and vowed to execute it with a Globally Warmed, ‘Cap and Trade’ noose. He apologized to the tyrants, despots and scumbags in the audience for America’s history of promoting liberty in all the dark places where tyranny thrives. He vowed that America would, henceforth, stand down and never again go it alone, when a wrong needed to be righted. He apologized for standing shoulder to shoulder with our friend, Israel, and made it clear that Uncle Sam will look the other way when Iran nukes Israel into oblivion. He apologized for America’s military might and promised to leave the USA defenseless by scuttling our nuclear arsenal. He apologized for America’s world leader role, vowing to put the USA at the rear of the line in the roster of nations.

When he wasn’t apologizing for America’s strength, leadership and greatness, Messiah Barry was stroking his own ego, by bragging about his success at destroying us from within. In short, he groveled for personal acclamation and accolades, by beating a hasty retreat from the once great nation he’s supposed to lead.

Messiah Barry is a gutless guttersnipe who will bend over to take it from anyone, as long as the ‘stallion’ terminates the butt service with a pat on Barry’s scrawny butt. You’re a narcissistic piece of shit, Barry. You’re a scumbag who will sacrifice anyone, anything, to feed your egregiously inflated ego. You’re all that, and more, including the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

East Cleveland Mayor does NOT deny he is a Cross-Dresser!

It turns out the Mayor of East Cleveland, Eric Brewer, who's flaming tongue is always ready to spew fire at any of those that go against him - may actually be a 'flamer' himself and might want to think about changing his name to Erica....

East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer is speaking out about pictures on the Internet possibly showing him wearing women's clothing.

The pictures were reportedly taken from Brewer's personal computer.

In a statement released Thursday, Brewer did not say if the pictures are real, but he did apologize to the people of East Cleveland for what he calls his opponent's campaign tactics.

Brewer's opponent, East Cleveland Council President Gary Norton Jr. said he's known about the pictures for several years but he doesn't know who put them out there.

"I hate that this issue came up in this campaign," said Norton. "I did not want to make this a circus. We run a clean, above board campaign. We intended to do that all the way through. We never would have put anything out like this. I don't want to make it an issue. East Cleveland deserves much better than this."

I would say since he did not deny it, didn't claim it was for Halloween, or claim he was just joking (even though 'real' guys don't joke around by dressing up as a girl) - that he is a dress-donning fruitcake must be true.

In other interviews, Mayor Erica also refused to deny the pics were of him. Many also claim that Mayor Erica's cross-dressing has been a long known secret. I guess now that his closet is open for the world to see -- Mayor Erica is not denying it but apologizing for it.

Rumor has it that if Mayor Erica wins the election this Tuesday he will be offering his swishy-hipped strutting self to lead the parade for the Gay Olympics that might be coming to Cleveland.

You go girl!

Girlieman of the Week Award: NY Gov. David Paterson

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: August 28, 2009

Girlieman: Governor David Paterson
Antics: Blames failures on racism

With his approval ratings in the crapper - 30% now, but they have been as low as 18% - New York Governor David Paterson isn’t thrilled spitless about his chances of being elected to the governorship. Getting the job, after Eliot Spitzer’s hooker scandal made room for Davie at the top, was a piece of cake, but keeping the job that he now holds isn’t going to be a slam dunk. Why? His policies, his pathetic performance, haven’t been a voter-inspiring success.

With Attorney General Andrew Cuomo ready, willing, and eager to give himself a promotion up the political food chain, Davie boy isn’t looking forward to the forthcoming election cycle. Feeling vulnerable, and unable to present a convincing argument for his candidacy, David Paterson played a depressingly familiar card from the bottom of the deck, the Race Card:

Gov. Paterson blamed a racist media Friday for trying to push him out of next year's election - launching into an angry rant that left even some black Democrats shaking their heads. "The whole idea is to get me not to run in the primary," Paterson complained on a morning radio show hosted by Daily News columnist Errol Louis.

He suggested that Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, the country's only other African-American governor, also is under fire because of his race. "We're not in the post-racial period," Paterson said. "The reality is the next victim on the list - and you can see it coming - is President Barack Obama, who did nothing more than trying to reform a health care system." (N. Y. Daily News)

Did this ‘racist media punks are out to get me’ bull crap work? Not exactly. Melanin-Enriched state Senator Kevin Parker (D-Brooklyn), thinks that Davie needs to grow a pair:

"He's given the media more than enough to feed on with the incompetence shown in his administration. To quote Michael Jackson, he should start with the man in the mirror."

The only person impeding David Paterson’s political ambitions is David Paterson. His suckage as New York state’s chief executive is his own doing. For blaming the great white bigot...for his steadfast refusal to accept responsibility for his own actions, Governor David Paterson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Congresspuke Alan Grayson

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: August 21, 2009

Girlieman: Congresspuke Alan Grayson

Antics: Makes last week’s gutless wonder look like an
icon of courage.

Last week, I opined that our winner, Congressman Tim Bishop, took gutless and girlie to a whole new level. I was right, then, but Timmy boy just got left in the dust by Flori-DUD Congresspuke, Alan Grayson.

Eager to avoid the infamy that comes from being a ‘Milk Carton Politician’, freshman Demoncrat Congressman, Alan Grayson (Flori-DUD), decided to bite the bullet and face his constituents at a town hall meeting.

Courageous to a fault, Alan showed his true colors with these putrid particulars:

• He issued a press released announcing the meeting a mere 24 hours before the festivities.

• He located the town hall meeting at the notoriously ‘neutral’, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 606 Union Hall.

• The room in question only seats 125 people.

• Alan’s town hall meeting was scheduled immediately AFTER local Demoncrats held a meeting in the same room.

• Eager to encourage a frank, open, discussion, Alan let the union head-breakers man the microphones.

Talk about a stacked deck! A free ranging rational adults can’t get inside to ask those pointed questions, because the room is already packed with Demoncrats and IBEW headbreakers. If a roving sovereign individual did get in, the union thugs in charge of the microphones would keep them from speaking their piece.

This punk’s constituents must be thrilled spitless to have a Alan "Taking Gutless to New Depths" Grayson (mis) representing them in Congress.

Alan Grayson did the impossible, he made a gutless wonder like Tim Bishop look courageous. For those, and other, noxious antics, Congressman Alan Grayson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Congresspunk Tim Bishop

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Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: August 14, 2009

Girlieman: Congresspunk Tim Bishop
Girlie Antics: I won’t spoil it for you.

One of those infamous faux conservatives - a blue dog Demoncrat - Congresspunk Tim Bishop yammered the unwary rational adults in his ‘red’, Empire State, district into voting for him. Apparently, he channeled his inner Abe Lincoln by fooling ‘some of the people all of the time’. That magic spell worked like gang-busters, on chad-punching day, but it’s starting to wear off, leaving Tim in rational adult infested ‘you can’t fool all of the people all of the time’ waters. D’Oh.

Determined to give ‘some of the people all of the time’ another shot, Timmy boy decided to roll those town hall meeting dice. Was he stupid enough to face outraged voters in his district? Not exactly.

Tim Bishop (D, NY-01) is having something called a “health care reform rally” on Thursday, at (of all things) SEIU’s Hicksville NY offices (1199 Duffy Ave, starts at 1 PM). This is otherwise known as “over twenty miles outside the borders of NY-01.” Bishop is of course one of the first Democrats holding down a Red district (NY-01 is a R+0) to discover that his constituents are paying attention to his votes: he rather famously canceled his future in-district meetings. Presumably he assumes that his constituents won’t drive twenty miles to complain.

When you can’t stand the heat, hide behind the Purple Shirts. (Michelle Malkin’s blog)

He’s holding a town meeting for his constituents 20 MILES outside his district? He’s holding it at head-breaker central, the SEIU Purple Gang’s Hicksville (NY) office? Wow! Congratulations Timmy Boy, you just took gutless and girlie to a whole new level. It puts you in the same league as the Commissar of Gutless and Girlie, Messiah Barry.

Timmy boy will be thrilled to learn that his craven cowardice earned him a double dose of award winning joy. In addition to being the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week, Timmy "The Twerp" Bishop just landed a spot on the FSOP’s short list for Girlieman of the Year.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Messiah Barry

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Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: August 07, 2009

Girlieman: Messiah Barry
Girlie Antics: Can’t handle criticism

Messiah Barry is finally, starting to reap what he sowed, and he’s not thrilled spitless about it. Thanks to a slavishly devoted Broadcast Blowjob Brigade, it was smooth sailing for Hopey McChange, during the endless, 2008, election cycle. Armed with his trusty-dusty electronic brain - his teleprompter - Messiah Barry glibly told each audience what it wanted to hear. Nobody - especially Messiah Barry - was the least bit troubled by the fact that, over time, he kept contradicting himself. With the News Nitwits calling him a genius, the Marxist Messiah raised talking out of both sides of his mouth to an art form.

Fat, dumb, and happy in his bubble of socialist serenity, the gibberish-spewing gasbag was the only one who didn’t see the reality check headed straight for him. That’s why, a mere 6-months after his hostile takeover of the Red Shed, Messiah Barry is gobsmacked by those dastardly rational adults who ask painful, pointed, questions like "Why can’t you keep your story straight?".

When faced with incontrovertible proof that, not too long ago, he was steadfastly contradicting his current set of ‘alleged’ views, he went gutless and girlie. A man of principles would stand his ground, and confront his critics face to face. That’s the way a real man, a real leader, a person with the courage of his convictions, would respond. Since he’s none of the aforementioned things, Messiah Barry cowered under his Oval Office desk, while his goon squad mounted a counter attack. He seems to be the only one who doesn’t know that the slings and arrows of unrelenting criticism are part and parcel of the high office that he now holds.

The lines of defense are what you should expect from a craven coward whose political career is built on the equivocating quicksand of voting ‘present’, instead of making a stand. First, Red Shed minions claimed that Messiah Barry’s mutually contradictory views - all of them caught on tape - were ‘taken out of context’. When that didn’t fly, the Messiah’s goons retreated to the second line of defense ‘disagreeing with Messiah Barry is - ta da - RACIST’. Sensing that this line of defense isn’t strong enough to ward off Barry’s critics, the Red Shed goons borrowed a page from the tyrant’s playbook, by asking mind-numbed Obamunists to turn in the identity of Messiah Barry’s critics. Throughout all this, Messiah Barry exposes his cowardice, by hiding while others fight his battles.

For refusing to fight his own battles...for resorting to name-calling when challenged...for turning into a whining pissant when he’s criticized...for trying to intimidate his critics into silence by abusing his Constitutional authority...for unrelenting, caterwauling cowardice, Messiah Barry "POTUS PUNK" Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award -- Mel Simon

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: July 24, 2009

Girlieman: Mel Simon
Antics: Craven Cowardice

Mel Simon is a mall-owning capitalist who wears his Obamunism on his sleeve. A Chris Matthews class acolyte, who has pumped wads of money into the Obamunist coffers, this dude refuses to allow anyone to denigrate his Marxist Messiah.

This Barry worshiping asshat got his panties wadded, after a certain outpost of capitalism in his Concord Mills Mall (Concorde, North Carolina) registered on his radar. Housed in one of those walkway kiosks, "Free Market Warrior" sells posters and bumper stickers that are guaranteed to give a gutless, Obama worshiping, wonder, like Mel Simon, heartburn: "Impeach Obama", "Work harder. Obama needs the money", "Al Qaeda’s favorite days: 9/11/01 and 11/04/08".

In theory, Free Market Warrior owner, Loren Spivack, has the right to free speech, but not at Concord Mills Mall, where the predominant politic wares reflect the Mel Simon’s Libertard brain fart:

"Nobody in that mall is selling anything from a conservative perspective. Plenty of people are selling things with a liberal perspective, with a pro-Obama perspective," he said. "Given that we are in America and not North Korea, we probably should have some stuff on the other side."

Spivack says he is careful not to sell things that personally attack a politician and wants a fair exchange of ideas. "The material that I sell is about politics and ideas," he told Newschannel 36. "It's all legitimate criticism." (WCNC)

I don’t have a problem with Mel Simon black-flagging a business on his property. I don’t have a problem, if he does it to suit his own, Libertard, brainfarts. I don’t have a problem, when he snuffs out a business that says things he doesn’t want to hear. If he gets this crap wrong, the marketplace will teach Mel the errors of his ways.

Mel exposed himself as a Girlieman, when he terminated Loren’s lease because certain posters and bumper stickers pissed him off, by the way he did it. A man, a REAL man, would have the spine to go public with his decision. A man, a REAL man, would tell Loren Spivack, and all those Concord Mills Mall customers the truth: I won’t let him say those things about my Marxist Messiah, in MY mall."

Since he lacks the nads to make it clear - MY MALL, MY RULES, NO EXCEPTIONS - he’s acting like that classically Libertard pimple on humanity’s butt: the gutless guttersnipe. That’s all it takes to make Mel Simon the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

UPDATE: Mel Simon is the asshat who nuked the July 4th Tea Party, at the last minute, on his property in Atlanta, GA. He was a gutless wonder about that crap,
too.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Reps. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.), Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) & John Mica (R-Fla.)

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girliemen of the Week
Date Awarded: July 03, 2009

Girliemen: Reps. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.), Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) and John Mica (R-Fla.)
Antics: Craven Cowardice

Michele Bachmann is our kind of woman. This Elephant Clan Congresswoman from Minnesota has substantiated her PIGgal credentials, time and time again. She proved herself, by stepping up to each challenge, and enduring the ensuing brickbats that ensue when she gets too real.

Recently, she took dead aim at the U.S. Census, by proudly proclaiming her steadfast refusal to answer questions that the Nanny State has no business asking:

“If we look at American history -- between 1942 and 1947 -- the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of President Roosevelt,” Bachmann said.

“That’s how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps. I’m not saying that’s what the administration is planning to do. But I am saying that private, personal information that was given to the
Census Bureau in the 1940s was used against Americans to round them up.” (News Max)

Instead of challenging Messiah Barry and his goose-stepping, ACORN co-horts, on their blatant invasion of every American’s privacy, a trio of gutless, Pachyderm Puke wonders cowered in the offices. From their refuges, they took Michele Bachmann to task for inviting the terrifying (to them) wrath of the Marxist Messiah, Barry Obama.

"Every elected representative in this country should feel a responsibility to encourage full participation in the census," they said in a statement. "To do otherwise is to advocate for a smaller share of federal funding for our constituents. Boycotting the constitutionally-mandated census is illogical, illegal and not in the best interest of our country."

The three Republican representatives – Patrick McHenry of North Carolina, Lynn Westmoreland of Georgia, and John Mica of Florida – wrote that they "share Ms. Bachmann's concerns about ACORN's involvement in the 2010 Census and will continue pressuring the Bureau to follow their own guidelines for partnering organizations and dump ACORN."

"However, we can not emphasize enough how important it is for every individual to fill out their census forms," they write. "… The unfortunate irony is that Ms. Bachmann's boycott only increases the likelihood that ACORN-recruited census takers will be dispatched to her constituents' homes. Anyone who completes and returns their census form will remove any need for a census taker to visit their residence." (CBS)

Just the thought of ACORN...the mere idea of a Messiah Barry frown, has these three festering sores on humanity’s butt crapping in their pants. Technically, they’re men, but in reality, they’re eunuchs. Michele Bachmann has more balls AS A WOMAN, then these three pieces of shit have collectively, as so-called ‘men’.

In a perfect world, somebody would put them out of humanity’s misery, but that would be a criminal waste of hard to find ammo. Instead, we’ll line them up against the wall of the PIG Bunker and mow them down with this rhetorical fusillade, as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week: Perez Hilton

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Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: June 26, 2009

Girlieman: Perez Hilton

Girlie Antics: Dishes it out, but can’t take it.

If you’ve never heard of a music wrangler named - this is not a typo - Will.I.Am, don’t feel like the Lone Ranger. He, is, I recently learned, a member of the group Back-Eyed Peas. It’s that latter fact which put Will.I.Am on the pink panty wearing radar of that GLAAD BAAG rump ranger, Perez Hilton.

Full of himself, and it, after derailing the aspirations of Carrie Prejean, during the Miss USA pageant, this prancing pimple on humanity’s butt, started sniping at the Black-Eyed Peas and their lead singer, Fergie. Eventually, thanks to fickle fate, Perez crossed paths with Fergie’s bandmate, Will.I.Am., at a video awards show in Toronto (Cana-DUH).

During the ensuing exchange of pleasantries, Will.I.Am, told Perez to lay off Fergie. Feeling smug and snarky, Perez called Will.I.Am a "faggot". By the time the dust finally settled, the Black-Eyed Peas manager, Polo Molina, had - by Hilton’s count - punched him in the face, at least three times. Apparently, Polo needs to spend some time in the gym, because, despite taking several shots at Hilton, he barely left a mark on the caterwauling cretin’s face.

Marked or not, panty punk had a hissy fit, thinking, no doubt, that he’s qualified for what the Ace of Spades HQ folks call the ‘Girl Rule’. That would allow panty punk to say anything he wants, without, as Ace puts it "earning a one-way ticket to Shinerville". If that’s what Panty Punk Perez thought, he knows better, now.

Perez Hilton is the poster pussy for ‘dishes it out, but can’t take it’. He thinks he’s a ‘girl’, and thus immune to the normal repercussions that ensue when a man mouths off to the wrong dude, by spewing ‘fighting words’. Panty Punk, you’re a dude, but, if you keep up this crap, some dude is going to rectify that inconvenient biological truth. Since there’s nothing the FSOP can do to hasten that glorious, nadless, day, we do what we can by naming Perez Hilton the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Buckeye State Belly Crawler

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: May 29, 2009

Girlieman: Arthur J. Pierson
Antics: Belly Crawling Korrectness

When the Morehead (Kentucky) based 5th Kentucky Infantry Camp #2122 asked for a spot in the Memorial Day Parade in neighboring Ironton Lawrence County (Ohio), they expected to be welcomed, as ususal. That warm welcome was not forthcoming, because Arthur J. Pierson, the parade’s grand marshal, flatly rejected the request.

Gutless to the core, Arthur refused to tell the 5th Kentucky Infantry Camp #2122 his reason. How the hell did this weasel become grand marshal of a parade that honors America’s fallen warriors?

The Blue Grass State group knows the reason and so will you, after I explain that they are members of the Morehead chapter of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. Apparently, the Morehead contingent’s color guard - two motor cycles, plus the Kentucky Confederate flag, and the Confederate battle flag - isn’t cool for school with a Korrectnik like Arthur.

Pierson said later that it would not be right to fly the Confederate flag when there is only one flag – the United States flag. He also said he was concerned about the group wearing the Confederate uniform and other
memorabilia. (The Morehead News)

Unwelcome in Ohio, the 5th Kentucky got a warm welcome from the organizers of the Morehead Memorial Day parade. That’s where this story might end, but the Free State of PIG isn’t finished with Arthur quite yet.

Arthur is woefully ignorant of Memorial Day’s origins. For example, this gutless guttersnipe might want to pull his head out of his butt long enough to realize that one of Decoration Day’s (the original name for this event) earliest incarnations involved decorating the graves of all the Civil War’s honored dead. This bit of Arthur enlightenment happened on May 5, 1868, when General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, issued his General Order No. 11. General Order No. 11 decreed that on May 30, 1868, flowers be placed on all the graves of the honored, Civil War dead - Union and Confederate - in Arlington National Cemetery.

If the national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic didn’t have any hesitation about honoring Confederate dead in 1868, then who the hell is this Buckeye Butthead to diss these fallen Sons of the South, 141 years later? For putting his own brain-fart front and center, Arthur J. Pierson is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.