A Forensic Examination of Obama's Nuts; ACORN Offices Raided by Louisiana Attorney General

Oh boy -- this is going to be fun!

From Big Government --

In a fast-breaking development comes word that agents of the Attorney’s General office in Louisiana have raided ACORN’s offices in New Orleans.

ACORN’s New Orleans was, for decades, the headquarters of the national community organizing association. News of the raid comes from Marcel Reid and her colleagues at ACORN 8, an association of former ACORN leaders and board members.

Many of the individuals involved with ACORN 8 were fired from ACORN for demanding a forensic audit following an embezzlement scandal involving Dale Rathke, brother of ACORN co-founder Wade Rathke. (More Details Here)

It is usually not a good thing if your nuts cannot get along!

As this goes deeper, I cannot even begin to imagine the millions, if not billions, of federal dollars this organ-ization has fleeced from the American public.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: The stinking turds which were hidden inside Messiah Barry’s $787 billion Porkulus Bill

From PIG --

Steaming Load Award: The stinking turds which were hidden inside Messiah Barry’s $787 billion Porkulus Bill.

If you wondered what kind of asinine bullshit is buried inside the Porkulus Bill, wonder no more. Here, courtesy of the Washington Examiner, are some ways the Congressional Clown Posse is pissing away your money:

The $787 billion stimulus bill was passed in February and was promised as a job saver and economy booster. Here is where some of the money went:

• $300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit droppings at the Hanford nuclear reservation in Washington state.

• $30 million for a spring training baseball complex for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies.

• $11 million for Microsoft to build a bridge connecting its two headquarter campuses in Redmond, Wash., which are separated by a highway.

• $430,000 to repair a bridge in Iowa County, Wis., that carries 10 or fewer cars per day.

• $800,000 for the John Murtha Airport in Johnstown, Pa., serving about 20 passengers per day, to build a backup runway.

• $219,000 for Syracuse University to study the sex lives of freshmen women.

• $2.3 million for the U.S. Forest Service to rear large numbers of arthropods, including the Asian longhorned beetle, the nun moth and the woolly adelgid.

• $3.4 million for a 13-foot tunnel for turtles and other wildlife attempting to cross U.S. 27 in Lake Jackson, Fla.

• $1.15 million to install a guardrail for a persistently dry lake bed in Guymon, Okla.

• $9.38 million to renovate a century-old train depot in Lancaster County, Pa., that has not been used for three decades.

• $2.5 million in stimulus checks sent to the deceased.

• $6 million for a snow-making facility in Duluth, Minn.

• $173,834 to weatherize eight pickup trucks in Madison County, Ill.

• $20,000 for a fish sperm freezer at the Gavins Point National Fish Hatchery in South Dakota.

• $380,000 to spay and neuter pets in Wichita, Kan.

• $300 apiece for thousands of signs at road construction sites across the country announcing that the projects are funded by stimulus money.

• $1.5 million for a fence to block would-be jumpers from leaping off the All-American Bridge in Akron, Ohio.

• $1 million to study the health effects of environmentally friendly public housing on 300 people in Chicago.

• $356,000 for Indiana University to study childhood comprehension of foreign accents compared with native speech.

• $983,952 for street beautification in Ann Arbor, Mich., including decorative lighting, trees, benches and bike paths.

• $148,438 for Washington State University to analyze the use of marijuana in conjunction with medications like morphine.

• $462,000 to purchase 22 concrete toilets for use in the Mark Twain National Forest in Missouri.

• $3.1 million to transform a canal barge into a floating museum that will travel the Erie Canal in New York state.

• $1.3 million on government arts jobs in Maine, including $30,000 for basket makers, $20,000 for storytelling and $12,500 for a music festival.

• $71,000 for a hybrid car to be used by student drivers in Colchester, Vt., as well as a plug-in hybrid for town workers decked out with a sign touting the vehicle's energy efficiency.

• $1 million for Portland, Ore., to replace 100 aging bike lockers and build a garage that would house 250 bicycles.

A snow making facility for DULUTH? The last time I looked, Mother Nature was hitting the city with her best, winter weather on steroids, shots. A GPS helicopter to search for radioactive rabbit crap? Concrete crappers? Why the hell are we paying for that bullcrap?

As bad as this list is, I’m forced to admit that it’s only the tip of the iceberg. That’s why we must put these spend-a-holic Elected Tormentors out of our misery, by any/all means at our disposal. Flush every last one of them? You better believe it, it can’t happen soon enough, Sparky.

Man Jailed for Sex with a Horse

Many men (not me of course) have been out in a bar, got piss-ass drunk and find last call is nearing. You see that butt-ugly girl at the corner of the bar and she is looking a lot better now that it is last call and your buddies have left.

Knowing that there will be no witnesses to tease you about your conquest, you make your move on the horse-faced heifer and take her home for a night of "Just call me the King" head board banging sex.

Below, this "stick it in anything Sparky," wasn't drunk, it wasn't near closing time and it wasn't a one night stand....

A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse's owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer.

Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen's assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.

Kenley said she became suspicious because her horse was acting strange and getting infections, and she noticed things were moved around the barn and dirt was piled up near the horse's stall. (Breitbart)

With a name perfect for this story, Rod-ell apologized and said he didn't mean to do it. What the...! Didn't mean to do it? Even though I never cheated when I was married, I could maybe see if a Pam (hubba-hubba) Anderson look alike strips nude and says "take me Big Daddy King", one things leads to another and you regret it afterwards.

But catching a glimpse of a horses ass in between tail swats at flies and getting that, "Oh, I justut gotta tap that" feeling is beyond belief. Especially since this was not Rod the Horse Rammer's first time with poor Sugar.

I believe Rod-ell's repeating Horsecapades tops the OH man taped having sex with his picnic table.

Boehner on the NY-23 Race

In this interview regarding the Elephant Clan's screwing up the NY-23 race, Minority House Leader, Rep. John Boehner, shows he understands what is going with the voters in our country today and what this new political climate means for the GOP.

But.... with his invoking of Reagan's 11th Commandment - " A Republican should never speak bad about another Republican," makes me wonder if he really get's "it."

A Presidential Achievement List

From FSOP

Health Care Protesters Arrested at Pelosi's Office

I bet after reading the title for this post your initial thoughts were Tea Party or 9.12 members were the ones arrested at House Babbler Ninny Pelosi's office - huh?

Nope... it was some of her own left-wing progressive korrectnik's that had to be removed from her office. I'm wondering if this will get them listed on DHS Minister Janet Totalitano's extremist watch list....

From CBS 5 --

About a dozen people were arrested Tuesday afternoon after refusing to leave House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office on Seventh Street in San Francisco, the protesters and a Pelosi spokesman said.

The group had gathered to demand that Pelosi make a bigger push in Congress for single-payer health care, said Michael Lyon, a member of the Gray Panthers who participated.

Lyon said a few protesters were allowed to speak briefly with a Pelosi staffer Tuesday afternoon. At some point they were asked to leave and refused.

About 12 members of the group were arrested around 2:30 p.m. by the Federal Protective Service, which provides security at the building, Hammill said.

Ohio ranked #4 in "Business Climate"

After reading this I checked the calendar to make sure it was not April 1st...

Site Selection magazine has ranked Ohio No. 4 on its list of the “top ten business climates” in 2009, an improvement of three spots from last year, the magazine said Monday, Nov. 2.

Also in March, the state received from the magazine its third consecutive “Governor’s Cup award,” its fourth in six years of the magazine’s competition.

“The ranking does not say the economy is wonderful,” said Mark Arend, editor-in-chief for Site Selection magazine. Instead, the ranking gauges the costs of business expansions, the level of bureaucratic “red tape” and taxation, he said. (Springfield News)

Even more jaw-dropping is our "Smart as a Goose" Governor's remarks...

Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland said the ranking didn’t surprise him.

“In spite of this economy, we have really focused on trying to make Ohio an attractive place for investment,” Strickland said. “Quite frankly, that’s why I fought as hard as I could with this budget to keep from raising taxes.”

It is not often that I am speechless!

Governor Girlieman flips off Mexifornia State Lawmakers with hidden "Bird"

You got to love this one!

From Wired.com via one of my favorite websites - FSOP...

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is ticked off.

He’s tired of signing bills that don’t address the pet causes he deems important. So when another unworthy bill crossed his desk recently for signing — addressing funding issues for the Port of San Francisco — the guv vetoed it and sent lawmakers a little note saying why. Only the note said a little more than lawmakers were expecting.

Buried in the text was a hidden message directed at State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano, author of the bill, according to the San Francisco Bay Guardian.

Ammiano had strongly criticized the governor in early October and reportedly told Schwarzenegger at the time to “kiss my gay ass.”

Schwarzenegger’s veto letter, issued a couple of days later, reads:

Taking the Health Care Fight back to D.C.

From the Cleveland & Medina Tea Party Patriots

November 1, 2009

Couldn’t go to the 9/12 March?

Then join us in DC on November 5th

It’s the rally cry that is being heard across the nation.

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann has challenged patriots to storm Washington on Thursday, November 5th, and to stand with her on the steps of the Capitol. (See video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8_XcSHHxDk .) The mission is to stop the House from passing the government-run healthcare bill, H.R. 3962. The Tea Party Patriots, 9.12ers and other freedom-loving groups are heeding her call.

We are excited to announce that the Portage County Tea Party group is organizing buses to DC on Thursday, Nov. 5th. While the details for the buses are still being worked out, we know the cost will be $50 per person round-trip.

Currently, there are no buses leaving from the Cleveland or Medina area. If we are able to fill a bus (50 people) from each location, Tom (the Portage County Tea Party organizer) will arrange a bus to leave from the Cleveland and/or Medina area. When leaving your reservation, make sure to let Tom know you are from the Cleveland or Medina Tea Party Patriots and/or the Cleveland & Medina area.

Leaving: Thursday morning around 4:00 a.m.

Returning: Thursday night around 11:00 p.m.

Location of departure/return: Coordinators for Portage County Tea Party have several ideas for locations in the Streetsboro and Ravenna areas, but it will take until Monday to get permission to use those staging areas. We will let you know as soon as the Portage Tea Party group has confirmed a location.

Reservations: People can reserve a seat on the bus, starting right now, by calling Tom at 330-474-3878. Please leave your name, telephone number and how many seats you need on the answering machine. Someone from the Portage Tea Party group will call you back with details. You can also sign up by sending an e-mail to Info@PortageCountyTEAParty.com.

Payment: Just bring a check to the bus to pay for your seat(s).

Not wanting to go via bus: For those who do not wish to ride one of the buses, we suggest that you carpool. Because the buses are going right to the Capitol building and because parking will be at a premium, we recommend that those carpooling go to Fairfax, Virginia and ride the train into the city.

We have set up a new section of the Cleveland Tea Party website Forum for those wishing to coordinate carpooling: http://www.clevelandteaparty.com/apps/forums/show/2236952-carpool-to-d-c-11-5-2009.

According to our healthcare expert in DC, the House will most likely vote on the bill this Friday (November 6th). We must act NOW. We will never have a better chance to stand up and defeat this bill. Join us in DC, and let’s show Congress that We the People are here to take our country back.

Thank you,

Roger, Glynn & Ralph
Cleveland Tea Party Patriots

Jeff & Amy
Medina Tea Party Patriots

Rev. Al Sharpton's Ex-Wife & Daughter Jailed over Traffic Stop

After flying into a rage and verbally attacking a pair of policemen because of a traffic stop for wreckless driving and road rage, Rev. Al Sharpton's ex-wife, Kathy Jordan, and his daughter, Dominique Sharpton were hauled into jail, ticketed and released

The road rage incident began around 7:30 p.m. on West 110th Street and Eighth Avenue as Dominique became frustrated as she drove behind the crawling police vehicle, the sources said. Sharpton honked her horn and tailgated the vehicle from the NYPD’s Housing Bureau before finally losing her cool.

She furiously swerved across the double yellow line and sped through a red light to get past the cop car.

The officers pulled her over, and both she and her mother became belligerent and argumentative, the sources said.

They were both slapped in handcuffs and thrown in the cruiser.

Obviously these officers did not see the "We are related to the race-baiting Rev. Sharpton" bumper sticker on the back their car.

Will they pay the fines and accept that they were wrong? Please.... not a chance!

You really didn't think anyone related to Rev. Al would accept responsibility for their actions. Did you?

You must be blind and cannot see the obvious injustice and racism in this traffic stop. The women were in a hurry and were stopped, which is an injustice by violating their civil rights and the tires on the car were black, which just screams of racism and racial profiling by the officers.

An attorney for Al Sharpton said called the arrests and desk appearance tickets "highly questionable and unusual," and said the civil-rights leader would look into the case.

"How what was apparently a minor traffic dispute ended up with two arrests with desk appearance tickets is highly questionable and unusual. We will pursue all answers in this matter," said the attorney, Michael A. Hardy.

"Reverend Sharpton has been made aware of the details of the matter and will aggressively support his daughter and her mother, despite their announced change of marital status in 2003. He has instructed his attorneys to seek answers and justice in this matter." (NY Post)

President Obama is expected to have a press conference about these policeman "acting stupidly" and use this as another "teachable moment" for a beer blast on the Red Shed lawn.