Barney Frank Models New "Don't Ask - Don't Tell" Military Uniform

Political Movie of the Year!

Are you a Bagger or Baggee?

If your nice, you may get a handi-wipe!

Easter has been Cancelled!

Here comes Peter Cottontail hoppin' down the bunny trial.... ooops!

Unconfirmed rumors have it that an electric powered car, in all its' silent stealth, smashed into our little buddy delivering all that fattening candy for the kids. Crunching on a carrot stick, Michelle Obama denied any knowledge of this tragic event.

Where will we dump our Nuclear Waste?

From PIG

Barry's Song: How Do You LIke Me Now?

A "Must Have" Gift for Every American

From FSOP

Global Warming Irony

From PIG

Obama's New DO

From FSOP

Master Lard: Reid Doesn't leave D.C. without it!

Muslim Women

From FSOP

Man Jailed for Sex with a Horse

Many men (not me of course) have been out in a bar, got piss-ass drunk and find last call is nearing. You see that butt-ugly girl at the corner of the bar and she is looking a lot better now that it is last call and your buddies have left.

Knowing that there will be no witnesses to tease you about your conquest, you make your move on the horse-faced heifer and take her home for a night of "Just call me the King" head board banging sex.

Below, this "stick it in anything Sparky," wasn't drunk, it wasn't near closing time and it wasn't a one night stand....

A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse's owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer.

Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen's assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.

Kenley said she became suspicious because her horse was acting strange and getting infections, and she noticed things were moved around the barn and dirt was piled up near the horse's stall. (Breitbart)

With a name perfect for this story, Rod-ell apologized and said he didn't mean to do it. What the...! Didn't mean to do it? Even though I never cheated when I was married, I could maybe see if a Pam (hubba-hubba) Anderson look alike strips nude and says "take me Big Daddy King", one things leads to another and you regret it afterwards.

But catching a glimpse of a horses ass in between tail swats at flies and getting that, "Oh, I justut gotta tap that" feeling is beyond belief. Especially since this was not Rod the Horse Rammer's first time with poor Sugar.

I believe Rod-ell's repeating Horsecapades tops the OH man taped having sex with his picnic table.

A Presidential Achievement List

From FSOP

Ohio ranked #4 in "Business Climate"

After reading this I checked the calendar to make sure it was not April 1st...

Site Selection magazine has ranked Ohio No. 4 on its list of the “top ten business climates” in 2009, an improvement of three spots from last year, the magazine said Monday, Nov. 2.

Also in March, the state received from the magazine its third consecutive “Governor’s Cup award,” its fourth in six years of the magazine’s competition.

“The ranking does not say the economy is wonderful,” said Mark Arend, editor-in-chief for Site Selection magazine. Instead, the ranking gauges the costs of business expansions, the level of bureaucratic “red tape” and taxation, he said. (Springfield News)

Even more jaw-dropping is our "Smart as a Goose" Governor's remarks...

Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland said the ranking didn’t surprise him.

“In spite of this economy, we have really focused on trying to make Ohio an attractive place for investment,” Strickland said. “Quite frankly, that’s why I fought as hard as I could with this budget to keep from raising taxes.”

It is not often that I am speechless!

Governor Girlieman flips off Mexifornia State Lawmakers with hidden "Bird"

You got to love this one!

From Wired.com via one of my favorite websites - FSOP...

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is ticked off.

He’s tired of signing bills that don’t address the pet causes he deems important. So when another unworthy bill crossed his desk recently for signing — addressing funding issues for the Port of San Francisco — the guv vetoed it and sent lawmakers a little note saying why. Only the note said a little more than lawmakers were expecting.

Buried in the text was a hidden message directed at State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano, author of the bill, according to the San Francisco Bay Guardian.

Ammiano had strongly criticized the governor in early October and reportedly told Schwarzenegger at the time to “kiss my gay ass.”

Schwarzenegger’s veto letter, issued a couple of days later, reads:

Happy Halloween!

From PIG

A FOX Hunting we will go!

From The Rockford Tea Party

Doggone It!

From FSOP

Puppet's on a String -- A Message to Senator Sherrod Brown

Spotted by an eagle-eyed member of the Medina County Friends and Neighbors group (MCFAN)...

You may be Taliban if....

What do you get when you combine something funny from the Patriot Post and a picture found on Politically Incorrect Gazette? Something that will have the jihadikaze loving progressives truly thrilled spitless!

You may be Taliban if:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.