Main Global Warming Guru admits there is NO Global Warming!

The mad scientist that has made over $19 million dollars in pushing the Global Warming fraud has come clean and admitted there is NO PROOF Global Warming exists...

The academic at the centre of the ‘Climategate’ affair, whose raw data is crucial to the theory of climate change, has admitted that he has trouble ‘keeping track’ of the information.

Professor Jones told the BBC yesterday there was truth in the observations of colleagues that he lacked organisational skills, that his office was swamped with piles of paper and that his record keeping is ‘not as good as it should be’.

Professor Jones also conceded the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now – suggesting global warming may not be a man-made phenomenon.

And he said that for the past 15 years there has been no ‘statistically significant’ warming. (Daily Mail UK)

Jones and Al Gore should be banished to the North Pole!

Will Al Gore Cry Uncle?

From FSOP

Global Warming Irony

From PIG

Obama Starting New Agency to Study Global Warming

This guy is a real gem!

President Odipweed, refusing to acknowledge the science behind the so-called global warming was "junk science" and that D.C. has been shut down for the last couple days from an ice age like storm that buried them in snow wants to form a new agency dealing with Global Warming....

Commerce Secretary Gary Locke and Jane Lubchenco, head of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, planned to announce Monday that NOAA will set up the new Climate Service to operate in tandem with NOAA's National Weather Service and National Ocean Service.

NOAA recently reported that the decade of 2000-2009 was the warmest on record worldwide; the previous warmest decade was the 1990s. Most atmospheric scientists believe that warming is largely due to human actions, adding gases to the atmosphere by burning fossil fuels such as coal and natural gas.

"More and more people are asking for more and more information about climate and how it's going to affect them," Lubchenco explained. So officials decided to combine climate operations into a single unit. (TPM)

This phony agency will serve as a buttress for the Ruler of the Red Shed on the Hill plans of using the EPA under the guise of the Clean Air & Clean Water Acts for enacting regulations instead of legislation for the stalled country killing Cap & Trade bill.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Chris Matthews & Barbara Boxer

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Another week, another pile of turds.

Turd 1: Chris "The Tingler" Matthews shows his true, traitorous rat bastard, colors.

In the throes of his leg-tingling man crush, that titanic turd, Chris ‘The Tingler’ Matthews, reached a stunning new low, following his love god’s photo op at West Point. Outraged that the corps of cadets weren’t thrilled spitless that Messiah Barry used them as a stage prop for the latest TOTUS bloviating, Chris insulted the cadets by calling West Point ‘the enemy camp’: "Obama went to the enemy camp tonight, didn’t he?".

THE ENEMY CAMP! If West Point is the enemy camp, where is YOUR ‘Friendly Camp'? In a cave with Osama? Taliban HQ? Mahmoud’s 7th century circle of hell? In the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s hospital room? Where indeed?

Do you hate America that much, you broadcast blowjob pile of shit? Are you so obsessed with that Dumbo-eared Marxist, that you’ll insult the men and women who will put their lives on the line to defend a pimple on humanity’s butt as loathsome as you? Die in a fire, asshole. Die in a fire, and do it RIGHT F-ING NOW!

Turd 2: Babs Boxer tries to change the ClimateGate subject.

Mexifornia’s titanic turd, Senator Barbara Boxer, is pissed over the ClimateGate scandal, but, as usual, she has her head up her ass on this important subject. Instead of being outraged that some Ivory Tower Eggheads played her, played all the Globally Warmed retards, for a fool, by inventing, manipulating, and destroying, climate data to whip the world into a Globally Warmed frenzy, she wants to kill the messenger:

Leaked e-mails allegedly undermining climate change science should be treated as a criminal matter, Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) said Wednesday afternoon. Boxer, the top Democrat on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, said that the recently released e-mails, showing scientists allegedly overstating the case for climate change, should be treated as a crime.

"You call it 'Climategate'; I call it 'E-mail-theft-gate,'" she said during a committee meeting. "Whatever it is, the main issue is, Are we facing global warming or are we not? I'm looking at these e-mails, that, even though they were stolen, are now out in the public."

"We may well have a hearing on this, we may not. We may have a briefing for senators, we may not," Boxer said. "Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated.

"This is a crime," Boxer said. (The Hill)

Isn’t it time for someone in Mexifornia to make my day, by flushing Babs Boxer out of the United States Senate and out of America’s misery?

Christmas Trees Banned at Dopenhagen

I guess even climate friendly firs can be dangerous to the global warming political religion....

A sponsor providing fir trees for the conference's Christmas trees learned this the hard way when it was turned away by planners of the international event, the Copenhagen Post reported.

The trees – the most common species used as Christmas trees in Denmark – were intended to be placed as decorations for the entrance of Bella Center, where the conference is taking place.

"We have to remember that this is a U.N. conference and, as the center then becomes U.N. territory, there can be no Christmas trees in the decor, because the U.N. wishes to maintain neutrality," said Denmark Foreign Ministry official Svend Olling.

Fir trees otherwise reach the climate-friendly standards of the conference planners. Firs bind carbon dioxide and prevent its release into the atmosphere. (Copenhagen Post)

Interpretation.... we must have neutrality and cannot allow even the remotest symbolism of Christianity to compete or interfere with our cult-like religion of Global Warmingism. Not even an undecorated Fir tree!

But when it comes to the presenting the facts.... neutrality has no place! We are allowed to lie, cheat and fleece the world when it comes to imposing our devious doctrine on the world.

Health Care and Cap & Trade Bull

From Politically Incorrect Gazette

Global Warming: The Mother of All Frauds

After feeling the heat over the "inconvenient" global warming emails that exposed the world-wide charade for what it is -- pretend -- the scientists at the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit (CRU) will release all their data in full.

The only problem is that it appears they threw the good information out....

The data were gathered from weather stations around the world and then adjusted to take account of variables in the way they were collected. The revised figures were kept, but the originals — stored on paper and magnetic tape — were dumped to save space when the CRU moved to a new building.

In a statement on its website, the CRU said: “We do not hold the original raw data but only the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data.” (Times Online UK)

What does this really say? Let's translate.... they threw away the 'real' info that showed their global warming cash cow is a farce. So they can keep milking the cow -- they kept 'doctored' information justifying their paychecks and existence.

Take Phil Jones, the lead liar and main figure in climategate -- from 2001 to 2006, Jones increased his take of ($19 million) of global warming/climate change type grants to six times more than what he was getting during the '90s.

The Wall Street Journal shed's some light on the monies be spent on the "sky is falling" farce of global warming/climate change...

....the European Commission's most recent appropriation for climate research comes to nearly $3 billion, and that's not counting funds from the EU's member governments. In the U.S., the House intends to spend $1.3 billion on NASA's climate efforts, $400 million on NOAA's, and another $300 million for the National Science Foundation. The states also have a piece of the action, with California—apparently not feeling bankrupt enough—devoting $600 million to their own climate initiative. In Australia, alarmists have their own Department of Climate Change at their funding disposal.

And all this is only a fraction of the $94 billion that HSBC Bank estimates has been spent globally this year on what it calls "green stimulus"—largely ethanol and other alternative energy schemes—of the kind from which Al Gore and his partners at Kleiner Perkins hope to profit handsomely.

Supply, as we know, creates its own demand. So for every additional billion in government-funded grants (or the tens of millions supplied by foundations like the Pew Charitable Trusts), universities, research institutes, advocacy groups and their various spin-offs and dependents have emerged from the woodwork to receive
them.

None of these outfits is per se corrupt, in the sense that the monies they get are spent on something other than their intended purposes. But they depend on an inherently corrupting premise, namely that the hypothesis on which their livelihood depends has in fact been proved. Absent that proof, everything they represent—including the thousands of jobs they provide—vanishes. This is what's known as a vested interest, and vested interests are an enemy of sound science. (WSJ)

Global Warming / Climate Change will go down in history as one of the biggest frauds ever pulled on the world!

Global Warming Goons

Without getting into the argument of 'if' global warming really exists (it doesn't -- the 'inconvenient' emails prove it) and leading up to Obama's visit at the Dopenhagen Climate Talks, an article in The Hill.com appears to suggest the Euro-peeon's won't be happy unless we, The U.S., are living in mudhuts and wearing loin clothes....

"...Swedish Minister for the Environment Andreas Carlgren mixed praise with disappointment. Sweden holds the rotating presidency of the European Union.

He's concerned about Obama's planned 2020 emissions cut of 17 percent, although he noted "value" in plans for ongoing reductions in the decade thereafter. U.S. officials and congressional Democrats pushing cap-and-trade bills are eyeing cuts of 42 percent in 2030 and ultimately 83 percent by 2050.

"I regret that the level of emissions reductions up to 2020 is not higher, as previous estimates indicate that it is possible for the USA to do more. We will analyze what the offer means and the possibilities for the USA to achieve greater emissions reductions, for example by means of further action against deforestation and in developing countries,” Carlgren said. (The Hill)

Just like the TNT vest-wearing extremist Muslim terrorist's that swear the destruction of the United States, the goose-stepping, global warming goon's of the eco-terrorist's will never be satisfied until American's are driving around in Flintstone mobiles.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Global Warming Ass Hats & Jihadikaze-Loving Military Brass Asses

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Loads of the Week Award: This week, at least two titanic turds floated to the surface.

Turd 1: Globally Warmed assholes with a political agenda pervert science by deliberately faking global warming data.

Rational adults had already sniffed out this Global Warming is a Crock stinker, but we could never prove it, until now. Thanks to some hackers, we now have the smoking gun.

According to the UK Telegraph, "Around 1,000 emails and 3,000 documents were stolen from UEA computers by hackers last week and uploaded on to a Russian server before circulating on websites run by climate change sceptics. Some of the correspondence indicates that the manipulation of data was widespread among global warming researchers.

"The hackers also published an anonymous note alongside the emails: "We feel that climate science is too important to be kept under wraps. We hereby release a random selection of correspondence, code, and documents. Hopefully it will give some insight into the science and the people behind it."

Amongst the gems released is one email from the Unit's director Phil Jones in 1999: "I've just completed Mike's Nature [the science journal] trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (ie, from 1981 onwards) and from 1961 for Keith's to hide the decline." Apparently, the agenda is more important than the facts. (ALG’s Daily Grind)

The lying rat bastards at University of East Anglia have perverted science to further their own personal agenda. The damage to real science is incalculable. Ironically, these hacked e-mails only confirm what others already knew and stated on the record:

Climate Change in its computer models projecting "climate change" has repeatedly (and conveniently) been destroyed. And that data was compiled by none other than the UEA's Climatic Research Unit, as was revealed by National Review's Patrick J. Michaels in September.

In the real scientific field, there is a principle called "falsifiability," pioneered in 1963 by Karl Popper. It asserts that "the criterion of the scientific status of a theory is its falsifiability, or refutability, or testability." Therefore, the only way to prove that a theory is not true is to show that it is false. For example, the only way fully reliable way to prove that all swans are not white is produce one that is black.

It is now clear to all that the folks at the Climatic Research Unit took a decidedly different slant on "falsifiability." They decided that the only way to prove that their theory was true was simply to falsify the facts. And in so doing, they exposed themselves—and their adherents—to be nothing more than shameless frauds of the highest order. (Daily Grind)

Is this smoking gun enough to flush the Hot Air Buffoon and his Global Warming whopper out of our misery? Probably not, but it’s an excellent step toward that noble, liberty-enhancing goal.

Turd 2: Navy SEALS who capture a terrorist mastermind are hit with charges for giving the murdering bastard a fat lip.

In 2004, Ahmed Hashim Abed orchestrated the ambush and murder of four Blackwater USA guards. Determined to rub Uncle Sam’s face in it, he had two of the charred bodies hung from a bridge over the Euphrates River. Needless to say, his Jihadikaze bullshit made him a high priority target.

It took a while, but a Navy SEAL team finally bagged the murdering bastard. Did they get lauded as heroes? Nope. They’re up on charges, because a gutless and girlie Uncle Sam is mired in politically correct BULLSHIT.

Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.

The three, all members of the Navy's elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment —called an admiral's mast — and have requested a trial by court-martial.

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.

Matthew McCabe, a Special Operations Petty Officer Second Class (SO-2), is facing three charges: dereliction of performance of duty for willfully failing to safeguard a detainee, making a false official statement, and assault.

Petty Officer Jonathan Keefe, SO-2, is facing charges of dereliction of performance of duty and making a false official statement.

Petty Officer Julio Huertas, SO-1, faces those same charges and an additional charge of impediment of an investigation. (Fox News)

Somebody belted this piece of Jihadikaze shit. Boo F**KING hoo. In a perfect world, that same patriot would give the brass who are pressing these asinine charges, the same treatment.

Global Warming Kool-Aid

From Politically Incorrect Gazette

Puppet's on a String -- A Message to Senator Sherrod Brown

Spotted by an eagle-eyed member of the Medina County Friends and Neighbors group (MCFAN)...

Is RINOvich cozying up with the Climate Kooks?

The Curious Conservative -- Senator George RINOvich -- is getting ready to ram his golden horn up the ass crack of conservatism... again!

H/T Aude Sapere Blog for this great find on "The Great Horned One" in the NYT --

And Voinovich said Democratic sponsors have not reached out to him to negotiate on the legislation. “I think Senator Kerry and Senator Boxer are trying to get the most aggressive bill they can get out of the Senate EPW Committee,” he said. “As a result of that, I don’t think that they are as interested in negotiating as they might ordinarily.”

Voinovich added that he expects Democrats to press for more bipartisan talks early next year once leaders start counting votes and after the conclusion of a major U.N. climate conference in Copenhagen, Denmark.

“If they understand they can’t get cloture on what comes out of committee, I think we’d be more likely to get really serious after we get back after Copenhagen,” he said. “And at that stage of the game, we’ll have much more clarity where everyone’s going.”

Reach out? I am surprised they don't have this dolt on speed dial!

Girlieman of the Week Award: Al Gore

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: October 16, 2009

Girlieman: Al Gore
Girlie Antics: Craven Cowardice

Tired of playing second fiddle to the new kid on the messianic meathead block, yesterday’s ‘savior’, Messiah Al, showed up at one of those stage-managed events where, in theory, never is heard a discouraging word. If you’ve been paying attention, you know, by now, that the Tennessee Tonnage hasn’t got the nads to defend his Globally Warmed whoppers - face to face - with a fact-laden rational adult.

According to this Fat Cave Fathead, the ‘science is settled’ and no longer needs defending. According to rational, climate-wrangling, adults Al’s JUNK SCIENCE is so riddled with holes, that it’s utterly indefensible, a fun fact which explains why the Tennessee Tonnage refuses to discuss it.

Al’s yammering at the Society of Environmental Journalists annual conference at the Madison Concourse Hotel (Wisconsin) was going along nicely, until ‘it’ happened. In a heartbeat, this lip-flapping, legend in his own mind was exposed as the gutless guttersnipe he really is. It happened, when, too full of himself, the Tennessee Tonnage opened the floor to questions:

Gore has been criticized for not publicly debating his position since the release of his 2006 Oscar-winning documentary, "An Inconvenient Truth." In what organizers said was a rarity, Gore took half a dozen questions from journalists, including one from Phelim McAleer, an Irish filmmaker who asked Gore to address nine errors in his film identified by a British court in 2007. Gore responded that the court ruling supported the showing of his film in British schools. When McAleer tried to debate further, his microphone was cut off by the moderators. (Wisconsin State Journal)

If this bloated piece of crap insists on promoting this junk science whopper, the least he could do is man up. If that’s too much for him, he should shut his gaping pie hole slink back to his Fat Cave, where his sonorous bloviating won’t put rational adults to sleep. If he thinks this Globally-Warmed yammering will win him another prize, he’s poised to get his wish. Congratulations fatass, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Gore's Cap & Trade Global Governance

Like a fat kid in a candy store filled with Ho-Ho's & Milky Ways, Al "The Energy Whore" Gore is feasting on the Cap & Trade fantasy that stems from the lefts undying desire to fix something that doesn't exist - Global Warming.

One upping the Pope's call for a global economy, Mr. The Sky is Falling Gore is promoting Cap & Trade as a way for global governance.

From WND --

Former Vice President Al Gore, whose "An Inconvenient Truth" video epistle on the claims of global warming has not weathered recent scientific research, now has promised at a conference in the United Kingdom that the impending virtual energy tax under the U.S. "cap-and-trade" legislation will bring about "global governance."

Gore, who this year famously left his Nashville mansion's driveway brightly illuminated during the "Earth Hour" event that promoted energy savings, was speaking at the Smith School World Forum on Enterprise and the Environment.

He cited the "cap-and-trade" legislation in the U.S. Congress that by President Obama's own estimate would cause utility bills to skyrocket for American consumers.
Those taxes are good, Gore said. More...

These taxes are good? The man must be delirious from heat stroke!

Here is the YouTube video of Mr. Heat Miser expending more hot air.

Premier Obamao: Killing us Softly with his Socialist Song

We are one step closer to heating our homes with sticks and like in the Flintsones - having a little monkey running on a conveyor belt for our electricity. The House, without even reading it, just passed an over-reaching, Ohio killing bill. The Crap & Charade bill that barely passed in the House will turn our country on its' heels and will figuratively speaking hold you upside down while they shake out the lint and what change is left in our pockets.

Hailing the House, President Obama put pressure on senators Saturday to follow its lead and pass legislation to limit greenhouse gas emissions, helping usher the U.S. into a new age of energy efficiency.

"Now my call to every senator, as well as to every American, is this: We cannot be afraid of the future. And we must not be prisoners of the past," the president said in his weekly radio and Internet address. "Don't believe the misinformation out there that suggests there is somehow a contradiction between investing in clean energy and economic growth. It's just not true." (USA Today)

If one did not know the above statements were made by Premier Obamao, you could easily assume they came from his book club buddy Skipper Hugo from Venezuela or his fair weathered friend & apology seeking buddy - Iranian mad man Imachickenhead. But no, they came from the save the day sycophant who is quickly destroying our country.

They say actions speak louder than words; Don't believe we are flying head first down the slippery slope of becoming a "share the wealth" socialist society? One of the propaganda driven talking points used by Premier Obamao for the the Crap & Charade Bill was that it would "protect consumers from rising energy costs by giving rebates and credits to low-income households."

So we will be taxed more for our energy costs and forced to pay higher utility bills, this money will be used to fund fixing something yet proven to exist (Global Warming), and be used to pay for "others" unable to afford the cost increases. I'm all for decreasing our dependency on foreign sources of energy - but killing our economy and further depleting our work force is not the answer.

For me, it sounds as if we are getting screwed twice and not even getting a kiss on the back door bend over! Damn, we're not even getting a pat on the head or a " Ummph! Ahh! Thanks, I'm done, that was great. Now go get me a beer."

Girlieman of the Week Award: Al Gore

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: May 01, 2009

Girlieman: Al Gore
Antics: Can’t take the ‘global warming is crap’ heat

If you look up ‘he can dish it out, but he can’t take it’, you’ll find a mug shot of the Tennessee Tonnage (Al Gore) munching on an deep fried elephant leg. He’s always eager to trot out his insane, reality-challenged, Globally Warmed bull shit, but, if anyone challenges him to a face to face debate of the issue, he starts caterwauling for Mommy Tipper.

Last week, this gutless wonder had a nervous breakdown, when those pesky pachyderm punks decided to put him to the test, by bringing in their own climate expert, the UK’s Lord Christopher Monckton, to testify, on the same panel at a House Energy & Commerce Committee hearing on Global Warming. Terrified, the Tennessee Tonnage whined to Henry "The Turd’s Turd" Waxman to rescue him from that televised humiliation, and he got his wish.

The Climate Depot Blog posted this report:

UK's Lord Christopher Monckton, a former science advisor to Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, claimed House Democrats have refused to allow him to appear alongside former Vice President Al Gore at a high profile global warming hearing on Friday April 24, 2009 at 10am in Washington. Monckton told Climate Depot that the Democrats rescinded his scheduled joint appearance at the House Energy and Commerce hearing on Friday. Monckton said he was informed that he would not be allowed to testify alongside Gore when his plane landed from England Thursday afternoon.

Lord Monckton didn’t suffer this insult from a pimple on humanity’s butt like Henry Waxman in silence:

“The House Democrats don't want Gore humiliated, so they slammed the door of the Capitol in my face,” Monckton told Climate Depot in an exclusive interview. “They are cowards.”

“The Democrats have a lot to learn about the right of free speech under the US Constitution. Congress Henry Waxman's (D-CA) refusal to expose Al Gore's sci-fi comedy-horror testimony to proper, independent scrutiny by the House minority reeks of naked fear,” Monckton said from the airport Thursday evening.

“Waxman knows there has been no 'global warming' for at least a decade. Waxman knows there has been seven and a half years' global cooling. Waxman knows that, in the words of the UK High Court judge who condemned Gore's mawkish movie as materially, seriously, serially inaccurate, 'the Armageddon scenario that he depicts is not based on any scientific view,'” Monckton explained.

It’s time for the Tennessee Tonnage to stop hiding from objective "global cooling" reality...it’s time for this Fat Cave Fathead to answer, publically, the challenges to the gaping, well-documented, holes in his Globally Warmed bull shit...it’s time for him to grow a pair and defend his brainfart like a man. Until this blithering idiot shows some hint of manhood, he’s nothing more than a bloated political gas bag who is trying to recapture those magic moments when he was the only Libertard Messiah on the block. Since none of that is likely to happen, the Free State of PIG will give him our
equivalent of a booby prize by making Al Gore the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Studies Show Global Warming No Longer Exists

Now what the hell is Al Gore going to do? It appears Global Warming has again been disproven.

From WND --

Two more studies – one by the Leibniz Institute of Marine Science and the Max Planck Institute of Meteorology in Germany and another by the University of Wisconsin – predict a slowing, or even a reversal of warming, for at least the next 10 to 20 years.

The Arctic sea ice has grown more on a percentage basis this winter than it has since 1979. The number of polar bears has risen 25 percent in the past decade. There are 15,000 of them in the Arctic now, where 10 years ago there were 12,000.

"The most recent global warming that began in 1977 is over, and the Earth has entered a new phase of global cooling," says Don Easterbrook, professor of geology at Western Washington University in Bellingham, confidently. He maintains a switch in Pacific Ocean currents "assures about three decades of global cooling. New solar data showing unusual absence of sun spots and changes in the sun’s magnetic field suggest ... the present episode of global cooling may be more severe than the cooling of 1945 to 1977."

Climatologist Joe D’Aleo of the International Climate and Environmental Change Assessment Project, says new data "show that in five of the last seven decades since World War II, including this one, global temperatures have cooled while carbon dioxide has continued to rise."

"The data suggest cooling not warming in Earth's future," he says.

Though not widely publicized, it has been established that the excessive hot air being belched by Dodd, Barack OBlowhard, Geithner and the other lying windbags in D.C. is contributing to the rising temperatures of the American public!

11 Ways for "Greener" Sex

Have you always thought "green" sex was a box of lime Jell-O & a hottie in the bathtub? Me too! Well, we're both wrong!

Now the tree-hugging global warming idiots are trying to take the fun out of good old headboard banging sex, and have come up with 11 ways for environmentally sound "green" sex!

1. Organic Lubricants
2. Bamboo Sheets
3. Eco-Lingerie
4. Environmentally Friendly Condoms
5. Sustainable Wooden Paddles
6. Phthalate-Free Vibrators
7. Certified Fair Trade Chocolate
8. Local Flowers
9. Sex Kits
10. Organic Wine
11. DivaCup (This is absolutely disgusting)

This makes me wonder if a guy caught having sex with his picnic table would be considered "green" sex?

Anyway, click here to read about the above asinine "screw a knot in a tree" reasons behind these brilliant bone-bending ideas.

Stop Global Warming

Here is more scientific proof of Global Warming...

From Politically Incorrect Gazette