It sounds as if Dennis Kucinich might be moving his campaign HQ to Texas. Already making friends with Willie, it appears DK may have taken some of his staffers on a little cruise through them spacious Texas skies....
From Fox News --
Several dozen people — including a pilot, county constable and business owners — insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts." More.....
No Mr. Allen, it is not the end of time. It is probably only Kookcinich and his wacky staffers.
Mr. Allen please tell your neighbors don't be alarmed. In all 50 states and almost all civilized countries, most humans describe the aluminum hat wearing Kookcinich and his merry band of celestial elves as - "positively, absolutely nothing from here."
Though your description is spot on.... again it is not the end of time. DK only has the ability to shut down a city, not end the world. The end of time will most likely come before DK is elected president and since global warming is predicted to keep hell from freezing over - we should be safe.
And that "thing" following behind him.... that was just the blow hard Cleveland Councilman Joe Simpleman chasing after him with a fruit basket!
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