Sen. Craig's New Excuse is the Best Ever!

Oh Boy! This Senator Larry Craig is really something!

The Rico Suave of the Men's Room is still trying to over turn his disorderly conduct conviction from the toe tapping misunderstanding he had in a Minneapolis Airport.

It seems as old "Wide Stance," who has continually & vehemently denied he is a bathroom pervert & gay. Yep, after telling us he isn't, wasn't, couldn't be, shouldn't be, and absolutely can't be gay, Craig is now having the conviction challenged on other grounds....

There was only one other guy in the bathroom!

Craig had his attorneys in their briefs, (oops sorry!), I mean file an appeals brief stating Craig's conduct was not illegal, as his actions did not rise to the level needed to be charged with disorderly conduct as set forth under the law for the State of Minnesota.

From Fox News --

An appeals brief filed Tuesday contends that Minnesota's disorderly conduct law "requires that the conduct at issue have a tendency to alarm or anger 'others"' — underscoring the plural nature of the term.

"Appellant's alleged conduct in this case affected only a single individual — Sergeant (David) Karsnia," the brief says, naming the arresting officer. "It did not — and could not affect 'others' as the disorderly conduct statute requires, and therefore, does not satisfy that element of the statute." More....

I am sitting here just laughing my a** off! As I am trying to finish this post with a smart aleck jab, there are like tons to choose from! It's like - which way do I want to go?

This guy is supposed to be one of the leaders of our country. You would imagine he would be at least half way smart. But to add fuel to the fire and have attorneys file something like this is absolutely hysterical!

I could see the attorney in court now.....

Your Honor,

Since my client was only trying to be gay with one guy and not trying to have a homofest of gay, oiled up, leather chapped monkey love with the whole Minnesota Vikings football team, you should allow him to withdraw his original plea of guilty on the original charges.

His wide stance in the stall and subsequent toe tapping is a VERY orderly way of soliciting other bone boppers in bathroom stalls. In fact your Honor, it is widely considered to be a universal greeting..... almost like a - "Hey I'm gay, my stall or yours?" type of hello.

Your Honor, please note that we do have an expert witness in the field of "Gay Bathroom Love" that can verify this above information is accurate and true.

Our expert witness, Congressman Barney Frank, can and will testify that my clients actions were consistent with a widely accepted and orderly way to initiate Gay Bathroom Love. Congressman Frank has even went to the trouble of bringing his Obama blow up doll and would be willing to give you a demonstration if it would please the court.

So your honor, as nothing was ever inserted by even ONE person that day in the bathroom, with this I ask you to please allow my client to withdraw his original plea.