President O-Zebra Changes his Stripes for Muslims

With Super Hero like capabilities President O-Zebra can change from black to white, and back to black in the blink of an eye. Beside taking over the auto industry with the swoop of a bankruptcy judges pen, O-Zebra is to able to redefine the existence of our country along with changing from Christian to Muslim in the flip of a Quran page. President O-Zebra's morphing can rival that of only anti-American Krusader - John Kerry or a chameleon.

He can "get 'down' in the ghetto" and as uppity with the snobs in San Fagcisco or the east coast. Pretty much, at the mere flip of a teleprompter screen, O-Zebra is able to morph into any character that best suits his task for the day.

All through his campaign - in white crowds he embraced his white heritage, in black crowds - he was just anotha' brotha. Some Americans were fearful of his Muslim heritage - no problem... he states his father was an agnostic Muslim. Nothing to fear about his Christianity - we all know about his God D--- USA loving Rev. Wright.

Pop over to part of the world where suicide vests are all the rage and he becomes Super Muslim! Even though everyone of our founding documents and the Constitution's of every state in our union make reference to God, a higher power, providence, our Creator and the oath taken by our elected officials is sworn on a Bible, O-Zebra tries dismantling our Red, White & Blue stripes by declaring we are NOT a Christian nation.

Obama, June 28, 2006 (as delivered): Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian nation – at least, not just. We are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, a Buddhist nation, and a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.

Now that he has moved on up and fooled everyone, our Chameleon in Chief has no problem embracing his TNT vest wearing heritage. Wanting to make nice like he did with his socialist buddy Hugo Chavez, O-Zebra wants to impress the Islamikazes who have sworn "Death to America" that he's straight, he's tight, he ain't perpetrating no fraud - his name is Barack HUUUsien Obama - he's down with them!

Forgetting to mention to his Muslim brothers that his father was an agnostic Muslim (a big no-no) and referring to his new "let' em have nukes" buddies in Iran, as the "Islamic Republic of Iran," a name many Iranians reject, President Hocknob continues his Apology Tour...

Obama spoke at a seat of Islamic learning, his 55-minute address suffused with respect for touchstones of the religion. He said the time had come to "speak the truth" and "seek a new beginning."

"America and Islam are not exclusive," he said, "and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings." (Yahoo News)

If the USA waterboards terrorists it is torture... but beheading's, lashings, killing homosexuals, degrading women, killing innocent non-believers by Islamikazes is sharing a common principle of justice, progress, tolerance and dignity with our country? Hmm! Instead of being in U.S. History class that day - I must have been smokin' & tokin' in the boys room...

"Much has been made of the fact that an African-American with the name Barack Hussein Obama could be elected president," he said. "But my personal story is not so unique." He went on to say the dream of America exists for all who go there — including nearly 7 million Muslims.

Obama said it was part of his responsibilities as president "to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear."

"As a boy, I spent several years in Indonesia and heard the call of the azaan at the break of dawn and the fall of dusk," he said. "As a young man, I worked in Chicago communities where many found dignity and peace in their Muslim faith."

Yet he remarked, as he did in a speech to another important Muslim audience, in Turkey, that "America is not — and never will be — at war with Islam."

I guess that means even if they are at war with us. I always thought the person leading the USA was supposed to be against negative stereotypes of OUR country - not apologize for them. Damn, guess I was stoned in U.S. History class that day too.

Good thing for Chief Chameleon is that the teleprompter must have been working... wouldn't want to slip with the truth and say, "born in Indonesia."