From WND --
A giant, bronze monument to the enema has been erected as a tribute to the cleansing procedure.
An 800-pound syringe bulb held by three cherubs has been unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa in Zheleznovodsk, Russia.
"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," spa director Alexander Kharchenko told the Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."
The spa is located in the Caucasus Mountains region, where mineral springs enemas are routinely sought after to provide digestive relief.
The 5-foot monument reportedly cost $42,000 and took center stage in the spa square last week.
A spa sign proclaimed, "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas," referencing a Soviet comedy called "The Twelve Chairs."
The enema bulb sculptor, Svetlana Avakina, said she was inspired by Italian Renaissance painter Alessandro Botticelli's angels when she created the bronze tuber, and she designed it with "irony and humor."
"This device is eternal, it will never change," she said. "We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors."
Is that Jason Werner I see bending over in front of the memorial?
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Jason - there are hot girls in the picture. If Jason was in the picture the women would be wearing burqa's.
ReplyDeleteBut you can be sure KRS is going to make the "Bronze Enema" an award given out to special people with anal tendencies.
Officers of the RPCC are screaming to win an award like this!
Gays are going to flock enmasse to this statue and worship it.....anally!
ReplyDelete