Friday, June 27, 2008
Girlieman of the Week - Lloyd Clarke
From Politically Incorrect Gazette --
Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: June 27, 2008
Girlieman: Lloyd Clarke
Antics: Relentless whining
Frankemuth (Michigan) is a town with a rich, well known, proudly proclaimed, religious history. Founded by Lutheran missionaries, it was, from the start, a town dedicated to preserving Lutheran traditions. Over the years, that resolve has held steadfast, making Frankenmuth’s population one of the highest concentrations of Lutherans in the Midwest.
Thanks to a newcomer to town, Lloyd Clarke, Frankenmuth’s Lutheran traditions are under assault. A long term denizen of Michigan, this 66-year-old whiner moved from Bay City to be closer to family members who live in, and around, Frankenmuth. At first, everything was spiffy for Lloyd, until, one ignoble day, he roused himself from his ‘can’t we all get along’ coma then started going to war over all the crosses that are prominently displayed on ‘public’ land.
One day, Lloyd noticed the crosses on bridge in town. Lloyd worried that some heretofore content Jews, Mecca Maniacs, or other non Cross Cultists, might get a boo-boo from them. Given ‘no choice’, this peace puke, former Green Party state senate candidate, caterwauled until the city removed the crosses from that bridge.
Just getting started, this cretin painted his differently-religious bull’s-eye on the cross in a city park and the one on the city seal. That’s why, tired of Lloyd’s crap, rank and file Frankenmuth citizens exercised their right to free speech and excoriated Lloyd for being a complete and utter asshat about Frankenmuth’s supernaturalist roots. After the heat became intolerable, he started to whine about being picked on by his neighbors. When even the tykes started blistering his sorry, whiner, butt, Lloyd bailed out of his quest to make Frankenmuth ‘safe’ for the differently-religious.
Frankenmuth has been doing just fine, without Lloyd, since the mid 1800s. It didn't start spouting crosses just to piss him off. If crosses piss him off, that's his personal problem, not the town's. This pagan scribbler thinks Lloyd needs to get over himself, and it, or get out of Dodge. He's the kind of scumbag who gives the differently-religious a bad name. It's time for him to shut up and sit down.
For giving a hornets’ nest a swift kick, then complaining, when he got stung by outraged true believer wasps...for being a whining piece of crap...for picking an unnecessary fight and lacking the spine to see it through to the end, Lloyd Clarke is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.