Monday, June 23, 2008

More from Messiah Barry


Hambo, from Politically Incorrect Gazette, hammers a home run with yesterdays Hambo's Hammer column....

From PIG --

Thus Sayeth Messiah Barry
This week, Messiah Barry wrote some new chapters for his Marxist Gospel.

Barrynomics

The first new chapter is one should delight his ‘daddy’, Karl Marx, since it is a frontal assault on capitalism. He ‘revealed’ this new wisdom, after some Elephant Clan hacks - including Juan "Do you want salsa with that citizenship, Chico" McCain - started listening to we the people. Wanting no part of this ‘develop our own energy supplies, damn it’ demand from we the people, Messiah Barry scuttled the time tested, reality based, law of supply and demand. The revealed wisdom of Messiah Barry is that increasing the supply of oil - of all energy - will have no effect whatsoever on the price. I’ve heard of the ‘new math’ but this ‘Barrynomics’ is a new kid on the block that dares to defy objective reality.

Going for the Green

Despite giving lip service to publically financed Oval Office campaigns, Messiah Barry has, once again, stuck his finger in the air and tested those fickle political winds. First Messiah Barry looked at the pile of money available from the Nanny State funding pool. It was tempting, until Messiah Barry was distracted by the Jupiter size mountain of dead presidents available on the other side of the street, the side occupied by George Soros and his merry band of Marxists. That’s when Messiah Barry hoped he could keep fooling the Obamatons when he changed his mind about public financing for his bid to turn the White House into the Kremlin.

Race Card

Finally, Messiah Barry got in touch with his inner ‘brother’ when he launched a preemptive strike against the pachyderm punks in general and whitey in particular. Here are some hot off the parchment excerpts from this new Messiah Barry scripture:

"It is going to be very difficult for Republicans to run on their stewardship of the economy or their outstanding foreign policy. We know what kind of campaign they're going to run. They're going to try to make you afraid.

"They're going to try to make you afraid of me. He's young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he's black?"

"We know the strategy because they've already shown their cards. Ultimately I think the American people recognize that old stuff hasn't moved us forward. That old stuff just divides us."

Thus sayeth Messiah Barry, if you question his experience, you’re a racist. If you challenge his platform as Marxist, you’re a racist. The only thing you’re allowed to say, no matter what this steaming pile of shit says, is "AMEN".

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