Saturday, September 26, 2009

Girlieman of the Week Award -- Messiah Barry

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: September 25, 2009

Girlieman: Messiah Barry
Antics: Belly crawling cowardice

I know what you’re thinking and I tend to agree. Making Messiah Barry Girlieman of the Week reeks of picking low-hanging fruit. Why him? Because the latest stop on his ‘America sucks, but it’s not my fault’ tour pissed me off, in a BIG way. I considered making him a Steaming Load, but this pathetically pandering POTUS pissant would probably consider it a compliment. Instead, I’m stooping to calling an alleged man who was born without balls, and has a spine made out of silly putty, a ‘Girlieman’.

With his popularity, slowly, inexorably, waning, as ‘familiarity breeds contempt’ snaps Americans out of their Obama zombie fog, Messiah Barry took his show on the road. Full of himself and ‘it’, he fed his insatiable ego with a pit stop at the Black Helicopter Club. As usual, this pathetic prompter-addicted pissant pandered to the international rabble, by feeding their America hating fervor.

Desperate for any scrap of approval, this gutless wonder took his America sucks rhetoric to new lows. He apologized for the success of American capitalism and vowed to execute it with a Globally Warmed, ‘Cap and Trade’ noose. He apologized to the tyrants, despots and scumbags in the audience for America’s history of promoting liberty in all the dark places where tyranny thrives. He vowed that America would, henceforth, stand down and never again go it alone, when a wrong needed to be righted. He apologized for standing shoulder to shoulder with our friend, Israel, and made it clear that Uncle Sam will look the other way when Iran nukes Israel into oblivion. He apologized for America’s military might and promised to leave the USA defenseless by scuttling our nuclear arsenal. He apologized for America’s world leader role, vowing to put the USA at the rear of the line in the roster of nations.

When he wasn’t apologizing for America’s strength, leadership and greatness, Messiah Barry was stroking his own ego, by bragging about his success at destroying us from within. In short, he groveled for personal acclamation and accolades, by beating a hasty retreat from the once great nation he’s supposed to lead.

Messiah Barry is a gutless guttersnipe who will bend over to take it from anyone, as long as the ‘stallion’ terminates the butt service with a pat on Barry’s scrawny butt. You’re a narcissistic piece of shit, Barry. You’re a scumbag who will sacrifice anyone, anything, to feed your egregiously inflated ego. You’re all that, and more, including the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

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