Girlieman of the Week: Barry "Prompter Punk" Obama

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: January 16, 2009

Girlieman: Barry "Prompter Punk" Obama
Antics: Hiding from a fawning media

Messiah Barry is painfully aware that his unscripted utterances tell intellectually active rational adults how utterly unprepared, unqualified, he is for that Oval Office job. His fear of getting too real makes him take extreme measures, when faced with a question and answer session.

He has to know that every female ‘alleged’ journalist wants to bed him. He has to know that every male "alleged" journalist wants to bend over and ‘take it like a man’ from their Messiah, Presfo Barry. Despite that, as revealed by the following quote, he goes gutless and girlie during his news conferences.

A Chicago Sun-Times columnist, Carol Marin, let the cat out of the bag when she wrote:

"The press corps, most of us, don't even bother raising our hands any more to ask questions because Obama always has before him a list of correspondents who've been advised they will be called upon that day. "

Gutless to the core, Prompter Punk preselects certain trusted acolytes within the press core. After a ‘you ask me this, and I’ll answer thusly’, planning session, Prompter Punk programs his teleprompter accordingly. Stage managed press conferences? You better believe it, ‘he’s George Soros’ finger puppet’ Sparky.

Obviously, Prompter Punk doesn’t trust himself to speak freely, unscripted, when he’s surrounded by the slavishly devoted Broadcast Blowjob Brigade. What the hell will he do when he faces one of America’s sworn enemies?

We can smell the rancid stench of cowardice coming off you, Prompter Punk, and it’s not our idea of a good time. For being gutless wonder with delusions of godhood, you, Barry "Prompter Punk" Obama, are the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.