Friday, April 17, 2009

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Messiah Barry's Homeland Stupidity Department

My fellow git yer gun right-wing extremists, Hambo once again puts his crayons to work with this masterful piece of pagan prose about the stench emanating from D.C.

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Just in time for the tax day Tea Party protests, Messiah Barry’s Homeland Stupidity Department unveils the administration’s first enemies list.

We tried to laugh this one off, when we posted this item on Tasty Tidbits. We tried, but we’re no longer the least bit amused.

You’ve Been Promoted.

Attention, bitter gun-clinger Sparky. You’re no longer a knuckle-dragging, single-digit I.Q., malcontent. According to a new Department of Homeland Stupidity report "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment", you’re now an armed, dangerous, Rightwing Extremist.

If you’re a political neanderthal who cherishes such quaint notions as individual liberty, a limited properly-constitutional government, and rugged, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, individualism, you’re a Rightwing Extremist.

If you’re planning to attend a Tax Day Tea Party protest, and are NOT spying for the Daily Kossacks, the Hufffingandpuffing Post, ACORN, or some other libertard cabal, you’re a Rightwing Extremist.

If you’re a card-carrying, gun toting, NRA member who believes in the right to keep and bear arms, you’re a Rightwing Extremist.

If you’re foolishly fond of American sovereignty and believe visitors to our nation should come through the front door, you’re a Rightwing Extremist.

If you’re one of those patriotic Americans who interrupted his or her life to defend our liberty as a member of America’s armed forces, you’re a Rightwing Extremist.

If you still aren’t convinced, consider these excerpts from the aforementioned DHS smear job:

Rightwing extremism in the United States can be broadly divided into those groups, movements, and adherents that are primarily hate-oriented (based on hatred of particular religious, racial or ethnic groups), and those that are mainly antigovernment, rejecting federal authority in favor of state or local authority, or rejecting government authority entirely. It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration. (Page 2 of the

(U//LES) Rightwing extremists are harnessing this historical election as a recruitment tool. Many rightwing extremists are antagonistic toward the new presidential administration and its perceived stance on a range of issues, including immigration and citizenship, the expansion of social programs to minorities, and restrictions on firearms ownership and use. Rightwing extremists are increasingly galvanized by these concerns and leverage them as drivers for recruitment. From the 2008 election timeframe to the present, rightwing extremists have capitalized on related racial and political prejudices in expanded propaganda campaigns, thereby reaching out to a wider audience of potential sympathizers. (Page 3 of the report)

(U) Disgruntled Military Veterans

(U//FOUO) DHS/I&A assesses that rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from military training and combat. These skills and knowledge have the potential to boost the capabilities of extremists—including lone wolves or small terrorist cells—to carry out violence. The willingness of a small percentage of military personnel to join extremist groups during the 1990s because they were disgruntled, disillusioned, or
suffering from the psychological effects of war is being replicated today. (Page 7 of the report)

Michelle Malkin, who certified this report as chillingly real, nails it with this quote:

The piece of crap report issued on April 7 is a sweeping indictment of conservatives. And the intent is clear. As the two spokespeople I talked with on the phone today made clear: They both pinpointed the recent “economic downturn” and the “general state of the economy” for stoking “rightwing extremism.” One of the spokespeople said he was told that the report has been in the works for a year. My b.s. detector went off the chart, and yours will, too, if you read through the entire report — which
asserts with no evidence that an unquantified “resurgence in rightwing extremist recruitment and radicalizations activity” is due to home foreclosures, job losses, and…the historical presidential election.

In Obama land, there are no coincidences. It is no coincidence that this report echoes Tea Party-bashing left-wing blogs and demonizes the very Americans who will be protesting in the thousands on Wednesday for the nationwide Tax Day Tea Party.

We tried to laugh it off, but we can’t, because we know how an enemies works. We know how it works, because we’ve seen it happen in tyrannical Marxist regimes like Russia, China, North Korea, Vietnam and Cuba. We know it works, because it’s happening, right now, in Bolivia, Venezuela and Nicaragua.

Obamunist youth brigades are being organized, this very moment. While they are being recruited and trained, Messiah Barry, and his minions, are compiling a list of ‘internal’ enemies. We’re all going to land on it, PIGster Sparky. We'll be in good company, with every other sovereign individual who isn’t willing to surrender their life, liberty and pursuit of happiness to a Dumbo-eared, Marxist Messiah named Barry Obama.

This is one turd we can’t afford to ignore. This utterly unAmerican stinker needs to be flushed, NOW, while there’s still time. Unless you want to end up in one of Messiah Barry’s re-education camps, you must take this steaming load very, VERY seriously.

For this one, flushing isn’t nearly enough. We need to take the next step and nuke the asshole that pooped it out.

Perpetrated by: Hambo


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