Friday, April 4, 2008

Girlieman of the Week: Jay Leno

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: April 04, 2008

Girlieman: Jay Leno
Girlie Antics: Let the GLAAD BAAGs intimidate him.

Some of you - you know who you are - probably think that this award, should go to the bun-ranger, openly gay writer Jeff Whitty, who happened to be in Jay’s audience. I get that, but he was already ‘girlie’, and thus unqualified for this PIGish abuse. Jay Leno, on the other hand, is - or was - certifiably MALE and thus suitable for the forthcoming bitch-slap.

This panty-twisting foolishness reached critical mass during the Tonight Show, while Jay was interviewing a thespian named Ryan Phillippe:

Leno was chatting with Phillippe, 33, about his first role as a gay teen on the soap One Life to Live when he asked, "Can you give me, like - say that camera is your gay lover... Can you give me your 'gayest look?'

"Say that camera is Billy Bob - Billy Bob has just ridden in shirtless from Wyoming," Leno persisted as Phillippe grew more uncomfortable.

"Wow," Phillippe replied. "That is so something I don't want to do." At one point, he jokingly stood up to leave the interview. (Us Magazine)

Politically Incorrect? Yup. Roll in the aisle funny? Not really. A nifty boob tube moment? Yup. A full frontal assault on bun rangers that merits an apology? Not no, but hell no. Unhappily, little Jeffrey and his wadded panties carried the day. After he whined on his blog, little Jeffrey got support from GLAAD which caterwauled:

"We are proud of Ryan for refusing to participate in Leno's thoughtless attempt at humor," GLAAD President Neil G. Giuliano tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "Under the guise of comedy, the talk show host is demonstrating a lack of respect for the gay community and insensitivity to both his co-workers and the audience, to whom he owes an apology."

A MAN, one with all the regulation gear, would shrug it off. A PIGster would chide "Grow a pair and get over it." Our very own Hambo would give these whining asshats a one-finger salute and bellow "BITE ME". Jay beat a hasty retreat and apologized.

Jay is one of our favorites here in the Free State of PIG, but he stepped in it by apologizing. That’s why he’s the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, not a single person has responded to your post - but the entire blogosphere has responded to MyGayestLook.com -- what could be the reason for that? Maybe you're too 2002? Or maybe you just need a big cock thrust into your terrified hetero ass? HELLO? Is anyone besides me reading this blog???

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