Steaming Load Award: Ted Turner

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Ted Turner spouts mindless, Globally Warmed-over drivel.

He perpetrated the Clinton News Network, an alleged news blight that is now utterly O’Dumbo bonkers. He married Hanoi Jane. He’s dumped millions into the Black Helicopter Club and, routinely, shills for them. He’s done everything in his power to convince us that he’s an utter and complete asshat. Congratulations Ted, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

This week, Ted earned this coveted form of PIGish abuse for his antics in the crapper of Public Television, the Charlie Rose turd-fest. Spouting insane shit about Global Warming, Ted the Turd boldly went where even Messiah Al doesn’t go in his reality-challenged whopperthon:

‘..."Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state like Somalia or the Sudan," said Turner, calling future living conditions intolerable.

The media mogul was interviewed in his role as founder of the United Nations Foundation, to which he has donated hundreds of millions of dollars in pursuit of solutions to global "problems." He said drastic action – immediately – is required to address global warming.

"Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hotter in 10, not 10 but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals," Turner said. He said civilization will have collapsed and "the droughts will be so bad there'll be no more corn grown. Not doing it is suicide."...’ (WND)

Just getting started, Ted the Turd spewed more butt bullets. He hates people:

"We've got to stabilize the population," he said.

Rose asked what is wrong with the population.

"We're too many people. That's why we have global warming. We have global warming, because too many people are using too much stuff. If there were less people, they'd be using less stuff," he said. (WND)

He hates people but makes an exception for Commie bastards:

"Right now the U.S. is spending $500 billion a year on the military, which is more than all 190 countries in the world put together. The two countries that the military-industrial complex and some of the politicians would like to demonize and make enemies are Russia and China. China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States. And Russia wants to be our friends, too," he said.

Turner said he is sure of that, because "I spent time with the Chinese and Russians."

He said even if China and Russia are increasing their military budgets, they are not "credible expenditures." (WND)

He has a soft spot for Jihadikazes, too:

And even with the U.S. "$500 billion military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks, they don't have a headquarters, they don't have a Pentagon. We don't even know if they have any generals.

"Pointing out the insurgents have used a lot of roadside bombs, Rose asked Turner where he thought they were obtained. But Turner took off in another direction.

"I think that they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing: We'd be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded," he said.(WND)

He said a lot more, but this is more than enough. Ted the Turd has been circling the bowl for much too damn long. I think it’s time to flush him and put him out of everyone’s misery.

Perpetrated by: Hambo