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Released Gitmo Detainees linked to Detroit Jet Attack

DHS Minister Janet Totalitano, after eating her words that the security precautions in place for air travel worked, stated there was no reason to believe the attempted blowing up of a jet in Detroit by a man named Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, bought a one way ticket with cash, was on a terrorist watch list and who's father informed authorities that he was becoming radicalized -- was a terrorist plot.

Some of the Jihadikaze's released from Gitmo would beg to differ.....

Two of the four leaders allegedly behind the al Qaeda plot to blow up a Northwest Airlines passenger jet over Detroit were released by the U.S. from the Guantanamo prison in November, 2007, according to American officials and Department of Defense documents. Al Qaeda claimed responsibility for the Northwest bombing in a Monday statement that vowed more attacks on Americans.

American officials agreed to send the two terrorists from Guantanamo to Saudi Arabia where they entered into an “art therapy rehabilitation program” and were set free, according to U.S. and Saudi officials.

Guantanamo prisoner #333, Muhamad Attik al-Harbi, and prisoner #372, Said Ali Shari, were sent to Saudi Arabia on Nov. 9, 2007, according to the Defense Department log of detainees who were released from American custody. Al-Harbi has since changed his name to Muhamad al-Awfi. (National Terror Alert)

(NOTE: Totalitano only believes flag-waving Tea Party, 9.12 members and serviceman returning home from duty are extremists.)

The Red Shed on the Hill Celebrates a Commie & Transvestite Loving Christmas

Besides decorative ornaments, many people place special Christmas bulbs on their tree that reflect their heritage, a loving memory of an important person in their life and/or important events. In a way you can say a persons Christmas Tree decorations reflect them as a person and what they find important in life.

It appears the Ruler of the Red Shed on the Hill has done the same...

From Big Government --

Why let a holiday season come between the White House and making some political statements? The White House pegged controversial designer Simon Doonan to oversee the Christmas decorations for the White House. Mr. Doonan, who is creative director of Barney’s New York has often caused a stir with his design choices.

Like his naughty yuletide window display of Margaret Thatcher as a dowdy dominatrix and Dan Quayle as a ventriloquist’s dummy. For this year’s White House, he didn’t disappoint.

These photos of ornaments on the White House Christmas tree in the Blue Room were taken just days ago. Of course, Mao has his place in the White House.

And, of course, it wouldn’t be Christmas without an ornament of legendary transvestite Hedda Lettuce.

He/She even signed it:

And, so soon after collecting the Nobel Peace Prize, why wouldn’t the White House have an ornament super-imposing President Obama onto Mt. Rushmore:

All around, a very Barry Christmas!

Girlieman of the Week Award: Sen. Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: December 18, 2009

Girlieman: Lieberman’s Gatekeeper Gorilla
Girlie Antics: Being a complete and utter dick.

On Tuesday, December 15, 2009, members of the Tea Party Patriots gathered in Washington DC to exercise their First Amendment Rights. They did so, by visiting the offices of numerous United States Senators who might play a key role in the defeat of Messiah Barry’s DeathCare debacle.

While exercising their right to peaceably assemble in one such office, the one belonging to one of the key DeathCare Bill players, Senator Joe Lieberman, Mark Meckler (a National Tea Party Patriot Coordinator), Sally Oljar (another National Coordinator) and Michael Greer (a Mexifornia Patriot) attempted to petition their government, directly, by exercising their free speech with the Senator.

Although the trio were, at all times respectful, the same can’t be said for Senator Lieberman’s gatekeeper gorilla, whom we will call Kong. Mark Meckler explains the confrontation in a posting on the Tea Party Patriots Internet site:

The day turned far more interesting when we heard that Senator Joe Lieberman was on the fence. Three of us decided to head up to the seventh floor to see if the Senator would spare a few minutes and speak with us about his position on the pending bill. Accompanied by fellow Tea Party Patriot National Coordinator Sally Oljar, and California Patriot Michael Greer, I entered Lieberman’s office and we asked to speak with him. We were advised that he wasn’t there, but as we had done in all the previous offices we had visited, we indicated that we’d be happy to wait for him.

Unfortunately, Sen. Lieberman’s staff reacted quite differently than all the other staff we had encountered. The gentleman who appeared to be in charge told us that we had to leave the Senator’s office. He kept repeating that the Senator would not be meeting with us, and that he wanted us to leave. As we sat peacefully in the small waiting room, I simply responded to him by telling him that we were happy to wait. When he again insisted we leave, we engaged in a civil discussion where we advised him that as citizens, we felt we had a right to be there, in a building which we pay for. Finally, he threatened to call the Capitol Police and have us arrested for “loitering.;” We advised him to do whatever he needed to do, but that we weren’t leaving.

Eventually, six armed Capitol Police arrived. One officer entered the waiting room and advised us that the staffer was asking us to leave, and that if we didn’t leave, we’d be arrested. I asked the officer if it was a police request that we leave, and told him that we were law abiding citizens and would leave if he asked us to. He seemed hesitant to do so, and ultimately left the room to speak with the staffer without asking us to leave. After several minutes of pow-wow between the officers and the staffer, we decided to leave before the situation escalated further. It was clear, with six officers on hand, they did intend to arrest us.

Although it’s a big deal to Mark Meckler, I’m going to set aside his position in the Tea Party Patriot organization. Why? It’s a side issue. What matters to me is the fact that this gatekeeper gorilla got insufferably snarky with three citizens who wanted nothing more, nothing less, than their constitutional right to speak to their employee, Senator Joe Lieberman. They wanted to talk, respectfully, with a man whose vote on the DeathCare bill could have a disastrous impact on every American citizen, including the three in Joe Lieberman’s office.

When confronted by three sovereign American individuals, who just wanted to talk to their employee, this gatekeeper gorilla piece of shit went gutless and girlie, then ran caterwauling to the Capitol Hill cops. I suspect that the only reason he called the proper authorities is the fun fact that it would take too long to summon a gang of SEIU thugs to break some Tea Party Patriot heads.

Congratulations, Kong, in addition to being a pimple on humanity’s butt, not to mention a craven coward when confronted by we the people, you’re also the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Sen. Baucus: "Senators do NOT need to Understand the Health Care Bill"

I am reposting the below from Thurber's Thoughts.

In an exchange between Senator Tom Coburn and Senator Max Baucus, Baucus admits that Senators don't need to understand or read bills before voting on them!

From Thurber's Thoughts -- (Bold Added)

Most people who get their news from the Internet didn't miss the news of Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) objecting to the unanimous consent to forgo the reading of health care bill amendment SA#2837 (co-sponsored by our Sen. Sherrod Brown). As a result of his objection, the clerk started to read the 767-page document - a process that was estimated to take about 38 hours.

The issue made news when, violating Senate rules, the amendment was withdrawn during the reading process.

However, you might have missed what happened just prior to Coburn's objection.

Sen. Coburn asked unanimous consent for an amendment certifying that all senators had read and understood the bill prior to voting on it:

"Mr. President, I have another unanimous consent request. Following consent request would be associated with a Coburn amendment that would certify that every member of the Senate has read the bill and understands it before they vote on the bill. And the reason I ask the unanimous consent that that amendment be agreed to and accepted is that's exactly what the American people expect us to be doing. And so we don't have a bill right now. We don't know what's going to be in the bill. The chairman has a good idea of what's going to be in the bill, but he doesn't know for sure. Only two sets of people, Senator Reid and his staff and CBO know what's going to be in the bill. I suspect somebody at the White House might. But we ought to -- we ought to take and embrace this idea of transparency and responsibility that the American people can expect every one of us to have read this bill plus the amended bill and certify that we have an understanding for what we're doing to health care in America with this bill. And I'd ask unanimous consent that that be accepted."

Senator Max Baucus (D-MT) objected and here is the exchange:

"Reserving the right to object, I certainly agree with the basic underlying import that we should know what we're voting on here. I must say to my good friend that presumes a certain level of perception on my part and understanding in delving into the minds of the senator, that not only do they read, but take the time to understand. What does understand mean? Understand the first, second levels of questions? I think it is impossible to certify that any senator fully understood."

Senator Coburn: (12:00 PM) Responded.

"I would clarify my request, that the individual certify themselves. I'm not asking some group of senators to certify some other senator. I'm saying Tom Coburn tell his constituency, I've read this puppy, I've spent the time on it, I've read the manager's amendment, and I, in fact, certify to the people of Oklahoma, I know how terrible it's going to be for their health care."

Senator Baucus: (12:01 PM) Responded.

"The senator is always free to make any representation he wants. If he wants to certify he has read it, he has understood it, that's the senator's privilege."

So, the Senators, prior to voting do not have to certify to the American people that they have read - and understood - what they're voting on.

Personally, I think every bill in the House and Senate needs to have this certification on it. Maybe then, we'd have less ridiculousness coming out of Washington.

It is a privilege for a Senator to make any representation that he wants? I guess that means lying is acceptable!

I bet if this bill had specific pork barrel earmarks for them or dealt with their pay -- these Senate Stooges would know the location of every comma and/or period contained in the bill. When it comes to our future the Democrat Senators just say "Screw it & Sign it".

Senator Sherrod Brown won't face OH voters but will be on Face the Nation

The spineless Senator from OH, Senator Sherrod "Single Payer" Brown, will be on CBS's Face the Nation this morning speaking about the Senate Health care bill.

If you wish to retain your breakfast, we highly suggest you keep from eating it before watching what is sure to be a barf-inducing interview with this spineless Senator.

From The Daily Briefing --

Sen. Sherrod Brown fought for a government run health plan he counted as a critical part of health care reform, but the Ohio Democrat is scheduled to go on CBS' Face the Nation Sunday morning talk show to praise a final product that doesn't include a public option.

Brown said in a statement this afternoon that he views the bill, even without a public option, as one that will help millions of Americans gain health insurance and protect people who have insurance now from losing coverage.

But Brown maintains that, "This bill is an important step toward strengthening Ohio’s middle class families. When it comes to health insurance, this bill would help those with insurance, those without, and those who fear they won’t have coverage tomorrow. It would immediately reduce insurance premiums for small businesses and over time would reduce the $1000 hidden tax that every family with insurance now pays to make up for uncompensated care provided to those without insurance."

Senator Brown has continually stated that he will only support a single-payer system -- the Senate version has no provisions for a single payer system. That Brown is going to go on TV and tout a bill that does not include the one thing he said he stands for most shows he does not have the conviction or spine to stand for what he believes.

But Brown claiming he is doing what is best for Ohio's middle class families is witness of his pompous, arrogant and condescending attitude towards voters in OH. This also shows that not only that Brown does not listen to the passioned pleas of OH voters, but he is unwilling to stand up against his party and do what most of the voters in OH have asked him to do -- that is vote NO on the Senate version of the Health Care Bill.

I find it amusing that Senator Sherrod Brown would claim he is doing what is best for middle class families in OH when just this past Tuesday the Senator & his D.C. office staff refused to meet with a Tea Party Patriot contingent from OH -- even though they had an appointment. In fact it appeared his caring attitude must have been on lunch break this past Tuesday when he was approached in the hallway by a middle-class voter from Ohio.

Joining over 10,000 -15,000 other people in D.C. speaking out against the proposed country killing health care reforms, a voter from OH approached Senator Brown and urged him to vote against the Senate Health Care Bill. As he was being joined by his wife, Connie Shitz of the Plain Dealer, Senator Brown told this OH voter, "I've already made up my mind," then turned his back to her and walked away. Imagine that, Brown is willing to Face the Nation from behind a teleprompter and a camera but he is unwilling to speak with a voter from his state.

Anybody want to bet over 10,000 people staging Government Waiting Rooms and her Senator husband turning his back on a constituent won't make the dithering progressive prose in one of Connie's columns?

Thank You President Obama

From PIG

Daily KOS Kook's Crying the "Blues"

In describing the Democrats as a bunch of spineless, dithering fools, the korrectnik kooks over at the Daily KOS have their onesies in a bunch over their realization that their wished Christmas gift of a government take over of our health care system may be ablaze like a gay yule tide log in the fireplace.

But in the progressive version of this story they are making Senator Leiberman out to be the Grinch that stole their Government-run health care Christmas....

Before we begin what I suspect will be a furious attempt to rebrand the reported "compromise" (read: capitulation) on health care as the most meaningful piece of progressive legislation since ever, I think Senate Democrats deserve recognition for doing something that most thought would have been impossible--crafting health care legislation that will, ultimately, please no one.

The Democratic base is going to voice strong objections, because instead of taking bold steps in the face of a health care crisis, you allowed a guy that spent 2008 campaigning for a Republican presidential nominee to have unilateral veto power over the legislation (the optics of that aspect of this story could not possibly be worse).

Good luck getting that base to the polls in 2010. Their motivation to keep or expand a Democratic majority looks like it was rendered meaningless.

Don't be mistaken the KOS kooks do not want to expand the Democrat majority -- they want to expand the Democrat Party with more progressive pukes. The same ones that have hijacked the Democrat party and turned it into the socialism pushing sect that it is today.

Showing just how out of touch the progressive pukes are with most of the Americans in this country today, the following statement completely ignores polls showing nearly 60% of the people in this country (Independents too) are against the Senate Health Care bill....

The "independent voter", meanwhile, has seen the spectacle of the past several months. They have seen Senate Democrats, "led" by their Majority Leader, adopt six different bargaining positions a day, where reports of negotiation (and/or capitulation) were met with an immediate forceful denial from some spokesperson, only to be confirmed within hours.

They have concluded that Democrats cannot govern worth a damn. They may well be right. (Daily KOS)

I wonder if sucking on a "Tea Bag" is helpful for crying babies?

The Messiah Offends A Monarch

In Indonesia worshippers of Barack Obama paid tribute to him on the eve of his accepting the Nobel Peace Prize by unveiling a nearly life-sized bronze statue of him a a young boy...

"We imagined Barry, and we thought the story would be inspirational to all Indonesian children that when you dream big, they can come true," said Ron Mullers, chairman of the nonprofit group Friends of Obama.

It is in a park near one of the Indonesian schools Obama attended as a child. "I'm proud because he used to study in Indonesia, and now he's the 44th president of America," said Hendrawan, a sixth-grader who wants to be a lawyer. (CNN)

It sounds like little Hendrawan thinks he can become President of the United States too. Huh? I wonder why he would believe that?

Muller obviously is oblivious to the fact that Obama was elected because he "inspired" people with fruitless visions of "hope & change." Now seeing our country's debt growing larger Al Gore's global sized ass, more people out of work than before he was elected and no "hope" on the horizon, poll numbers in the U.S. show many of the once inspired idiots that voted for him are having buyers remorse.

But while the Indonesians are polishing Baracks bronzed Nobel Prize winning balls in a public park, the Norwegians aren't thrilled spitless over his affront to their leader....

The White House has cancelled many of the events peace prize laureates traditionally submit to, including a dinner with the Norwegian Nobel committee, a press conference, a television interview, appearances at a children's event promoting peace and a music concert, as well as a visit to an exhibition in his honour at the Nobel peace centre.

According to a poll published by the daily tabloid VG, 44% of Norwegians believe it was rude of Obama to cancel his scheduled lunch with King Harald, with only 34% saying they believe it was acceptable.

"Of all the things he is cancelling, I think the worst is cancelling the lunch with the king," said Siv Jensen, the leader of the largest party in opposition, the populist Progress party. "This is a central part of our government system. He should respect the monarchy," she told VG. (The Guardian UK)

Someone needs to tell Siv Jensen that Messiahs think they rank higher than Monarchs!

De-funding of Obama's "Nuts" ruled Unconstitutional

Last month we posted that Obama's nuts at ACORN were suing the government over their loss of privileges from feeding at the federal trough. The suit brought forward by ACORN alleged they were unfairly being singled out, they were denied their rights to due process and asked for the House passed resolution that temporarily discontinued their funding be lifted and that funding be immediately reinstated.

The House resolution suspending their feeding frenzy at the federal trough of tax payers dollars was due to come up for a vote again on Dec. 18th. But they will not have to wait that long because a robed rube from the United States District Court in Brooklyn essentially ruled that the House resolution, since it was issued against a single group, was equal to a "Bill of Attainder" (a legislative determination of guilt without trial) and issued a preliminary injunction against it....

U.S. District Judge Nina Gershon issued a preliminary injunction against the government, saying it is in the public's interest for the organization to continue receiving federal funding. Gershon found that ACORN had was "singled out by Congress for punishment" without "any judicial, or even administrative, process adjudicating guilt."

ACORN, or the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, describes itself as an advocate for low-income and minority homebuyers and residents in communities served by its offices around the country. (Washington Post)

Advocate for low-income and minority homebuyers? So helping a pimp & his prostitute set up a brothel with underage females illegally in this country is now considered advocating for low-income & minority homebuyers.

And it's anyone's guess of how fraudulently registering hundreds of thousands of dead people and cartoon characters as voters is advocating for low-income and minority homebuyers. In Cuyahoga County alone there were over 13,000 dead voters registered and thousands more casting their vote from the grave.

Since ACORN has deep ties with the political prostitutes and act as advocates of corporate welfare for the big money men in NY, it is no mystery why the case was heard there. But to ignore the fact that there is currently a congressional inquiry into ACORN and to claim it is in the "best interest of the public" to continue funding these sham artists is a nothing short of a intellectually vacuous conclusion and an affront to the American public in general.

Just recently, after 8 years of cooking the books, Dale Rathke, brother of Wade Rathke the founder of ACORN, has been accused by ACORN insiders of embezzling over $5 million dollars from the organization over the past 8 years which prompted a raid and investigation by the Louisiana Attorney Generals office.

Since 1994 ACORN has received approximately $53 million in federal aid for their so-called community group. They have also received money from the Justice Dept. through the back door from their affiliates.

Equally disturbing, and possibly even more, is the ties of ACORN founders to the SEIU....

Wade Rathke also founded SEIU Local 100 in New Orleans (more broadly Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Arkansas) and is still the "Chief Organizer" of the local, which is headquartered at the ACORN office.

Meanwhile, in 2000, Dale Rathke, was the Treasurer for Local 880 in Chicago, while at the same time being CFO of the national ACORN organization. According to the Illinois State Senate in 2001, Local 880's email address was seiu880ch@acorn.org. (The Next Right)

This would be the same SEIU that donated $4 million to ACORN since 2004. The same SEIU that is not above beating one of their own members if they get out of line. And the same SEIU thugs, along with ACORN members, who viciously beat a Tea Party supporter at a Town Hall meeting and are serving as the goose-stepping enforcers of the agenda being dictated by the Ruler of the Red Shed on the Hill -- Barack Obama.

This connection should make one wonder if ACORN is actually a parent group or just the behind-the-scenes management of the SEIU with Chairman Obamao being the puppet master pulling the invisible strings. Or maybe it is the other way around -- but there is no denying there is a clear link!

Do you feel Judge Gershon, appointed by President Clinton 1996, acted in your best interest and the best interest of our country by issuing this injunction?

I always thought the Constitution protected our God given rights and not as a permit for Obama's "NUTS" to fleece the American public! Give her a call or send her a letter and let her know how you feel about her ruling....

Judge Nina Gershon / Chambers PH# (718)613-2650

United States District Court

225 Cadman Plaza

East Brooklyn, New York 11201

I bet she'll be just "nuts" over hearing from you!

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Steaming Load of the Week Award: Chris Matthews & Barbara Boxer

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Another week, another pile of turds.

Turd 1: Chris "The Tingler" Matthews shows his true, traitorous rat bastard, colors.

In the throes of his leg-tingling man crush, that titanic turd, Chris ‘The Tingler’ Matthews, reached a stunning new low, following his love god’s photo op at West Point. Outraged that the corps of cadets weren’t thrilled spitless that Messiah Barry used them as a stage prop for the latest TOTUS bloviating, Chris insulted the cadets by calling West Point ‘the enemy camp’: "Obama went to the enemy camp tonight, didn’t he?".

THE ENEMY CAMP! If West Point is the enemy camp, where is YOUR ‘Friendly Camp'? In a cave with Osama? Taliban HQ? Mahmoud’s 7th century circle of hell? In the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s hospital room? Where indeed?

Do you hate America that much, you broadcast blowjob pile of shit? Are you so obsessed with that Dumbo-eared Marxist, that you’ll insult the men and women who will put their lives on the line to defend a pimple on humanity’s butt as loathsome as you? Die in a fire, asshole. Die in a fire, and do it RIGHT F-ING NOW!

Turd 2: Babs Boxer tries to change the ClimateGate subject.

Mexifornia’s titanic turd, Senator Barbara Boxer, is pissed over the ClimateGate scandal, but, as usual, she has her head up her ass on this important subject. Instead of being outraged that some Ivory Tower Eggheads played her, played all the Globally Warmed retards, for a fool, by inventing, manipulating, and destroying, climate data to whip the world into a Globally Warmed frenzy, she wants to kill the messenger:

Leaked e-mails allegedly undermining climate change science should be treated as a criminal matter, Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) said Wednesday afternoon. Boxer, the top Democrat on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, said that the recently released e-mails, showing scientists allegedly overstating the case for climate change, should be treated as a crime.

"You call it 'Climategate'; I call it 'E-mail-theft-gate,'" she said during a committee meeting. "Whatever it is, the main issue is, Are we facing global warming or are we not? I'm looking at these e-mails, that, even though they were stolen, are now out in the public."

"We may well have a hearing on this, we may not. We may have a briefing for senators, we may not," Boxer said. "Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated.

"This is a crime," Boxer said. (The Hill)

Isn’t it time for someone in Mexifornia to make my day, by flushing Babs Boxer out of the United States Senate and out of America’s misery?

Christmas Trees Banned at Dopenhagen

I guess even climate friendly firs can be dangerous to the global warming political religion....

A sponsor providing fir trees for the conference's Christmas trees learned this the hard way when it was turned away by planners of the international event, the Copenhagen Post reported.

The trees – the most common species used as Christmas trees in Denmark – were intended to be placed as decorations for the entrance of Bella Center, where the conference is taking place.

"We have to remember that this is a U.N. conference and, as the center then becomes U.N. territory, there can be no Christmas trees in the decor, because the U.N. wishes to maintain neutrality," said Denmark Foreign Ministry official Svend Olling.

Fir trees otherwise reach the climate-friendly standards of the conference planners. Firs bind carbon dioxide and prevent its release into the atmosphere. (Copenhagen Post)

Interpretation.... we must have neutrality and cannot allow even the remotest symbolism of Christianity to compete or interfere with our cult-like religion of Global Warmingism. Not even an undecorated Fir tree!

But when it comes to the presenting the facts.... neutrality has no place! We are allowed to lie, cheat and fleece the world when it comes to imposing our devious doctrine on the world.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Mike Huckabee

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week

Date Awarded: December 04, 2009

Girlieman: Mike Huckabee
Girlie Antics: "The buck doesn’t stop here."

The nicest thing I can say about this Huckabee loser is this: Mikey’s Harry Truman impression needs work. Apparently, for Mike Huckabee, 'the buck stops anywhere, but here'. In fact, instead of accepting his part of the blame for commuting the sentence of that rat bastard who mowed down 4 police officers in Lakewood, Washington, Mikey went gutless and girlie, by blaming everyone else:

Mike Huckabee, who as Arkansas governor commuted the sentence of the man suspected of killing four Lakewood Police officers, said Monday night his "heart is broken" but insisted that prosecutors and judges were derelict in keeping Maurice Clemmons from returning to prison. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

I’ve had my fill of gutless and girlie assholes with delusions of grandeur. I've had my fill of craven, finger-pointing, cowards who sleaze their way into the Oval Office. I''ve had my fill, to put it bluntly, of Mike Huckabee. With his abject failure to accept any responsibility for his own actions, Mikey has proven himself UNFIT for the presidency.

If Mikey REALLY had the right ‘leadership’ stuff, he would have owned up to his critical role in Maurice Clemmons’ release from custody. Instead, his first instinct was to do a Bart Simpson, by bleating "I didn’t do it." For passing the buck, instead of accepting it...for shifting the blame, instead of shouldering it...for trying to vote "present", when it comes to Mauricce Clemmons’ release from prison, Mike ‘Holier Than Thou’ Huckabee is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Health Care and Cap & Trade Bull

From Politically Incorrect Gazette

Global Warming: The Mother of All Frauds

After feeling the heat over the "inconvenient" global warming emails that exposed the world-wide charade for what it is -- pretend -- the scientists at the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit (CRU) will release all their data in full.

The only problem is that it appears they threw the good information out....

The data were gathered from weather stations around the world and then adjusted to take account of variables in the way they were collected. The revised figures were kept, but the originals — stored on paper and magnetic tape — were dumped to save space when the CRU moved to a new building.

In a statement on its website, the CRU said: “We do not hold the original raw data but only the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data.” (Times Online UK)

What does this really say? Let's translate.... they threw away the 'real' info that showed their global warming cash cow is a farce. So they can keep milking the cow -- they kept 'doctored' information justifying their paychecks and existence.

Take Phil Jones, the lead liar and main figure in climategate -- from 2001 to 2006, Jones increased his take of ($19 million) of global warming/climate change type grants to six times more than what he was getting during the '90s.

The Wall Street Journal shed's some light on the monies be spent on the "sky is falling" farce of global warming/climate change...

....the European Commission's most recent appropriation for climate research comes to nearly $3 billion, and that's not counting funds from the EU's member governments. In the U.S., the House intends to spend $1.3 billion on NASA's climate efforts, $400 million on NOAA's, and another $300 million for the National Science Foundation. The states also have a piece of the action, with California—apparently not feeling bankrupt enough—devoting $600 million to their own climate initiative. In Australia, alarmists have their own Department of Climate Change at their funding disposal.

And all this is only a fraction of the $94 billion that HSBC Bank estimates has been spent globally this year on what it calls "green stimulus"—largely ethanol and other alternative energy schemes—of the kind from which Al Gore and his partners at Kleiner Perkins hope to profit handsomely.

Supply, as we know, creates its own demand. So for every additional billion in government-funded grants (or the tens of millions supplied by foundations like the Pew Charitable Trusts), universities, research institutes, advocacy groups and their various spin-offs and dependents have emerged from the woodwork to receive
them.

None of these outfits is per se corrupt, in the sense that the monies they get are spent on something other than their intended purposes. But they depend on an inherently corrupting premise, namely that the hypothesis on which their livelihood depends has in fact been proved. Absent that proof, everything they represent—including the thousands of jobs they provide—vanishes. This is what's known as a vested interest, and vested interests are an enemy of sound science. (WSJ)

Global Warming / Climate Change will go down in history as one of the biggest frauds ever pulled on the world!

A New Name for Obama's Nuts?

Assessing the damage after being exposed as frauds Obama's nuts at ACORN are weighing the options of a possible name change.

Politico.com writes about a memo that will be released Tuesday at the Republican Congressional hearings investigating ACORN over massive voter registration fraud of an organized crime sized magnitude, efforts in knowingly trying to set up an illegal brothel staffed by underage and illegal immigrant females, and encouraging tax evasion.

The noted memo was found discarded along with thousands of other ACORN documents outside the San Diego ACORN offices by a dumpster diving Republican who lost a State House race in CA.

The outlined content of the memo shows the funding sources for ACORN are drying up quickly and they are being welcomed like the Swine Flu....

ACORN, the troubled community service organization, recently considered changing its name in a bid to rehabilitate its image, according to an internal memo obtained by POLITICO.

The document, which will be released Tuesday as part of a Republican congressional forum on ACORN, illustrates the internal deliberation the group has undergone after a year of embarrassing scandals.

“Our members are having a vigorous discussion about how to move forward most effectively to help working families win living wage jobs, stop foreclosures, and strengthen neighborhoods,” ACORN spokesman Scott Levenson said in a response to inquiries from POLITICO.

In an emailed statement, Levenson brushed off Tuesday’s Republican hearing.

“We believe their time would be better spent solving, as ACORN is doing, the foreclosure crisis,” Levenson said.

The memo addresses, in bullet-point format, the pros and cons of a new brand, saying that it has “spent 39 years building the reputation and track record of ACORN.” ACORN officials write that the bad image would “blow over” in the next year or two. And they believe that even with a name change, “right-wing attackers will say we are ACORN in disguise – so do we really gain much by going with a new name?”

The group does acknowledge that working with elected officials “is much harder now” and “while some foundations are still will to fund us, more are not.”

The one-page document also discusses the optics of a name change, saying it “should be very obvious that we are not going to choose a new name because funders or politicians want us to.” The memo also acknowledges that it has encountered organizations and individuals who want to work with group but “can only do so if [ACORN changes] its name.”

“(W)e should probably think through this problem carefully and figure out what it all means for our ability to survive and thrive without losing a lot of ground over the next year or two,” the memo reads. (Politico)

How about Obama's 'nads!

Change

From FSOP

Health Care Lobbyists Swarm the Red Shed

The spin doctors were trying to spin the 'spin' and in a huff when they were caught trying to hide information about who all were visiting the Red Shed and trying to kiss the ring of the Godfather of Government-run Health Care -- Don Obama....

From Politico --

The Associated Press has moved a story saying that health care lobbyists and other interests have made 575 visits to the White House between January and August. The report is based on records released by the White House on Wednesday.

The timing of the release smells of a classic Washington tactic -- dumping bad news on the getaway day before a long weekend. Clearly, the White House, which prides itself as being the most transparent administration in the history of the world, hopes this nugget gets lost over the four-day Thanksgiving weekend.

AP's Sharon Theimer:

Top aides to President Barack Obama have met early and often with lobbyists, Democratic political strategists and other interests with a stake in the administration's national health care overhaul, White House visitor records obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press show.

The AP in early August asked the White House to produce records identifying communications that top Obama aides — including chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, senior advisers David Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett and Pete Rouse, and 18 others — had with outside interests on health care. The AP in late September narrowed its request to White House visitor records for those officials on health care.

The White House on Wednesday provided AP with 575 visitor records covering the period from Jan. 20, when Obama was inaugurated, through August. The records give the name of each visitor to the White House complex to see people on AP's list, the date of the visit, who they were supposed to see, how many people attended the gathering, and in a sampling of cases, the purpose of the visit. The records do not identify the visitors' employers, say on whose behalf they were there or give any specifics on what was discussed.

The records show a broad cross-section of the people most heavily involved in the health care debate, weighted heavily with those who want to overhaul the system. Among them were Dr. Eliot Fisher, a Dartmouth health researcher who has estimated that nearly one-third of health care dollars are wasted on unneeded services, and Dr. David Himmelstein of Harvard Medical School, who is among the top advocates of a single-payer health care system.

The list also includes George Halvorson, chairman and CEO of Kaiser Health Plans; Scott Serota, president and CEO of the Blue Cross and Blue Shield Association; Kenneth Kies, a Washington lobbyist who represents Blue Cross/Blue Shield, among other clients; Billy Tauzin, head of PhRMA, the drug industry lobby; and Richard Umbdenstock, chief of the American Hospital Association.

Several lobbyists for powerful health care interests, including insurers, drug companies and large employers, also visited the White House complex, the records show:

*Update: The White House pushed back hard against this item. White House spokesman Reid Cherlin argued that the headline was inaccurate because the 575 visits were not all special interests, but included Hill staff, academics and others. And Cherlin and spokesman Ben LaBolt both said that the data release was moved up from Friday to today to accommodate the press, not to dump it before a long holiday weekend.

Global Warming Goons

Without getting into the argument of 'if' global warming really exists (it doesn't -- the 'inconvenient' emails prove it) and leading up to Obama's visit at the Dopenhagen Climate Talks, an article in The Hill.com appears to suggest the Euro-peeon's won't be happy unless we, The U.S., are living in mudhuts and wearing loin clothes....

"...Swedish Minister for the Environment Andreas Carlgren mixed praise with disappointment. Sweden holds the rotating presidency of the European Union.

He's concerned about Obama's planned 2020 emissions cut of 17 percent, although he noted "value" in plans for ongoing reductions in the decade thereafter. U.S. officials and congressional Democrats pushing cap-and-trade bills are eyeing cuts of 42 percent in 2030 and ultimately 83 percent by 2050.

"I regret that the level of emissions reductions up to 2020 is not higher, as previous estimates indicate that it is possible for the USA to do more. We will analyze what the offer means and the possibilities for the USA to achieve greater emissions reductions, for example by means of further action against deforestation and in developing countries,” Carlgren said. (The Hill)

Just like the TNT vest-wearing extremist Muslim terrorist's that swear the destruction of the United States, the goose-stepping, global warming goon's of the eco-terrorist's will never be satisfied until American's are driving around in Flintstone mobiles.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: November 27, 2009

Girliemen: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’
Antics: Self-Induced Virtual Castration

What exactly is a Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivore’? What indeed? An NPR rant shares these PIG-worthy particulars:

In Tokyo on the weekends, the trendy area of Harajuku is a melting pot of urban tribes: Lolita goths bat their fake eyelashes, while the punks glower. Away from the strutting are the retiring wallflowers, a quiet army of sweet young men with floppy hair and skinny jeans. These young men are becoming known as Japan's "herbivores" — from the Japanese phrase for "grass-eating boys" — guys who are heterosexual but who say they aren't really interested in matters of the flesh.

They are drawn to a quieter, less competitive life, focusing on family and friends — and eschewing the macho ways of the traditional Japanese male. They include men such as Yukihiro Yoshida, a 20-something economics student, who is a self-confessed herbivore. "I don't take initiative with women, I don't talk to them," he says, blushing. "I'd welcome it if a girl talked to me, but I never take the first step myself."

Multiple recent surveys suggest that about 60 percent of young Japanese men — in their 20s and early 30s — identify themselves as herbivores. Their Sex and the City is a television show called Otomen, or Girly Guys. (NPR)

Herbivores are, of their own volition, mired in a ‘girls are icky’ stage of adolescence. Unwilling to get horizontal and squishy, their psychological self-castration allows their nads to wither on the, uh, vine. In and of itself, that doesn’t qualify them for this award, but, their steadfast devotion to a boob tube show named ‘Girlie Guys’, seals the deal, for Yukihiro Yoshida and his grass munching cohorts. Congratulations Eunuchs, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

I think these on the fence herdivore homo's are gay and just don't know it yet! Then instead of being known as "grass-eating boys" they will be known as "ass-eating boys" or "stick munchers."

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Global Warming Ass Hats & Jihadikaze-Loving Military Brass Asses

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Loads of the Week Award: This week, at least two titanic turds floated to the surface.

Turd 1: Globally Warmed assholes with a political agenda pervert science by deliberately faking global warming data.

Rational adults had already sniffed out this Global Warming is a Crock stinker, but we could never prove it, until now. Thanks to some hackers, we now have the smoking gun.

According to the UK Telegraph, "Around 1,000 emails and 3,000 documents were stolen from UEA computers by hackers last week and uploaded on to a Russian server before circulating on websites run by climate change sceptics. Some of the correspondence indicates that the manipulation of data was widespread among global warming researchers.

"The hackers also published an anonymous note alongside the emails: "We feel that climate science is too important to be kept under wraps. We hereby release a random selection of correspondence, code, and documents. Hopefully it will give some insight into the science and the people behind it."

Amongst the gems released is one email from the Unit's director Phil Jones in 1999: "I've just completed Mike's Nature [the science journal] trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (ie, from 1981 onwards) and from 1961 for Keith's to hide the decline." Apparently, the agenda is more important than the facts. (ALG’s Daily Grind)

The lying rat bastards at University of East Anglia have perverted science to further their own personal agenda. The damage to real science is incalculable. Ironically, these hacked e-mails only confirm what others already knew and stated on the record:

Climate Change in its computer models projecting "climate change" has repeatedly (and conveniently) been destroyed. And that data was compiled by none other than the UEA's Climatic Research Unit, as was revealed by National Review's Patrick J. Michaels in September.

In the real scientific field, there is a principle called "falsifiability," pioneered in 1963 by Karl Popper. It asserts that "the criterion of the scientific status of a theory is its falsifiability, or refutability, or testability." Therefore, the only way to prove that a theory is not true is to show that it is false. For example, the only way fully reliable way to prove that all swans are not white is produce one that is black.

It is now clear to all that the folks at the Climatic Research Unit took a decidedly different slant on "falsifiability." They decided that the only way to prove that their theory was true was simply to falsify the facts. And in so doing, they exposed themselves—and their adherents—to be nothing more than shameless frauds of the highest order. (Daily Grind)

Is this smoking gun enough to flush the Hot Air Buffoon and his Global Warming whopper out of our misery? Probably not, but it’s an excellent step toward that noble, liberty-enhancing goal.

Turd 2: Navy SEALS who capture a terrorist mastermind are hit with charges for giving the murdering bastard a fat lip.

In 2004, Ahmed Hashim Abed orchestrated the ambush and murder of four Blackwater USA guards. Determined to rub Uncle Sam’s face in it, he had two of the charred bodies hung from a bridge over the Euphrates River. Needless to say, his Jihadikaze bullshit made him a high priority target.

It took a while, but a Navy SEAL team finally bagged the murdering bastard. Did they get lauded as heroes? Nope. They’re up on charges, because a gutless and girlie Uncle Sam is mired in politically correct BULLSHIT.

Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.

The three, all members of the Navy's elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial punishment —called an admiral's mast — and have requested a trial by court-martial.

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

Now, instead of being lauded for bringing to justice a high-value target, three of the SEAL commandos, all enlisted, face assault charges and have retained lawyers.

Matthew McCabe, a Special Operations Petty Officer Second Class (SO-2), is facing three charges: dereliction of performance of duty for willfully failing to safeguard a detainee, making a false official statement, and assault.

Petty Officer Jonathan Keefe, SO-2, is facing charges of dereliction of performance of duty and making a false official statement.

Petty Officer Julio Huertas, SO-1, faces those same charges and an additional charge of impediment of an investigation. (Fox News)

Somebody belted this piece of Jihadikaze shit. Boo F**KING hoo. In a perfect world, that same patriot would give the brass who are pressing these asinine charges, the same treatment.

Who has more rights -- An American Soldier or a Terrorist?

It is amazing what the progressive korrectnik pukes are trying to do to our country and more importantly what they may have done with our military. When I say military I do not mean the soldiers, who after serving in Iraq & Afghanistan have eaten enough sand to crap a beach winning sand castle -- no, I mean what the panty waist, politically-korrect, zero tolerance-nitwits have done to the shiny buttoned Brass Asses at the top!

With the terrorist attacks on Fort Hood and having knowledge that some fire-brand Islamikaze Clerics have called for attacks on Fort Bragg -- the following is extremely upsetting!

A small team of Navy SEALs, who after recently capturing the most wanted jihadikaze in Iraq and the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004, are facing criminal charges after refusing a non-judicial punishment and have demanded a court martial trial for allegations they roughed up Ahmed Hashim Abed during his capture --

• Matthew McCabe, a Special Operations Petty Officer Second Class (SO-2), is facing three charges: dereliction of performance of duty for willfully failing to safeguard a detainee, making a false official statement, and assault.

• Petty Officer Jonathan Keefe, SO-2, is facing charges of dereliction of performance of duty and making a false official statement.

• Petty Officer Julio Huertas, SO-1, faces those same charges and an additional charge of impediment of an investigation.

Upsetting and disgusting as it is that these brave soldiers are getting anything but medals for their efforts there may actually be a silver lining in this whole thing....

Neal Puckett, an attorney representing McCabe, told Fox News the SEALs are being charged for allegedly giving the detainee a “punch in the gut.”

“I don’t know how they’re going to bring this detainee to the United States and give us our constitutional right to confrontation in the courtroom,” Puckett said. “But again, we have terrorists getting their constitutional rights in New York City, but I suspect that they’re going to deny these SEALs their right to confrontation in a military courtroom in Virginia.”

Now we will see who President Obama & his butt wiping Attorney General, Eric "Toilet Paper" Holder, think has more rights -- the terrorist's or an American soldier. If we see the terrorist's have more rights than our soldiers -- then go ahead and figure out how many God-given & Constitutionally protected rights you think you may have left!

So in what could be a great - "You can hide but we will find you!" - message for the terrorists, a great morale booster for our troops, a way of showing support for the soldiers & their families for all the hard work they do & sacrifices they make and a way of showing a commitment to our military and the security of our nation for the American public -- President Barack "Why can't I vote 'Present' on Afghanistan?" Obama & the Top Brass Asses in our military, who have forgetten that war is not a leftist-infected sissified game of youth flag football, bow to the politically correct pressures of the korrectnik's on the left like they are a Japanese Premier.

Our President can fix this and turn it into a 'learning opportunity' by stammering one little phrase in which his teleprompter won't even need to be set up.... "charging these soldiers with a crime show's the military Brass is just acting stupid!"

Another Unprecedented Presidential First

Wow, what a year of presidential firsts!

In what can 'really' be considered an unprecedented presidential first, President Barack "Mo' Money" Obama set the unprecedented unprecedent of dwarfing the spending amounts of all other first year presidents. !

Keeping a campaign promise of doing better than George Bush, and knowing that bar was set so low a midget would trip over it, President O-break-the-bank not only out did Bush in spending dring his first year -- he outspent him 2-1!

From Fox News --

In fiscal 2009 the federal government spent $3.52 trillion -- $2.8 trillion in 2000 dollars, which sets a benchmark for comparison. That fiscal year covered the last three-and-a-half months of George W. Bush's term and the first eight-and-a-half months of Obama's.

That price tag came with a $1.4 trillion deficit, nearly $1 trillion more than last year. The overall budget was about a half-trillion more than Bush's for 2008, his final full fiscal year in office.

That's a big increase. But compared with other presidents' first years in office, Obama is running circles around them. More....
Another unprecedented presidential first for the anals of history!

The Joys of Muslim Women & Radical Islam in the U.S.

The following was in my email and is from the book -- "Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law" written by Nonie Darwish. Darwish was born in Egypt as a Muslim and has since converted to Christianity....

Joys of Muslim Women
By Nonie Darwish

In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child, consummating the marriage by 9.

The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.

Even though a woman is abused she can not obtain a divorce.

To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.

Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and he does not have to say why he has beaten her.

The husband is permitted to have (4 wives) and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.

The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.

In the West World ( America ) Muslim men are starting to demand Shariah Law so the wife can not obtain a divorce, and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our American sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Shariah law.

By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Shariah Law.

Even though the thought of Rosie O'Donnell & Nancy Pelosi in a burqua are welcoming, thinking that no type of Shariah Law would ever be used in the U.S. and that this is just another attack on a culture -- is foolishly ignorant and very dangerous. There are already some banks, investment firms in the U.S. that are considered Shariah Compliant (Click here for the complete list).

And even more proof for the "Say it ain't so" Sparky's who think that some forms of Shariah Law would never and could never infiltrate our way of life is that the U.S. Treasury Dept. is currently interested in ways of establishing Shariah-Compliant Finance (SCF) in U.S. banks and other institutions that trade securities.

But back to the rest of the email that sheds a little light on Nonie's background and that peace loving Muslim religion...

Ripping the West in Two

Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Shariah law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.

She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.

Darwish was born in Cairo and spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .

When he died, he was considered a "shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.

But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.

In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping sharia law -- what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.

For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.

Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.

While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics -- one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.

While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.

It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.

While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA... Dearborn Mich. is one... and there are others...

While America is getting rid of Christianity from all public sites and erasing God from the lives of children, the Muslims are planning a great jihad on America.

I wonder what a Burqua made by Donna Karan would look like?

Happy Thanksgiving

I wanted to get a Happy Thanksgiving post up so... Happy Thanksgiving!

Through the day while I was sending smoke signals from the grill as the bird cooked I thought about all the things in life that I am thankful for -- especially my Little King.

I am done eating and feel as if I ate the 20lb senate version of the health care bill

I'm also thankful for Hambo & PIG and will defer to them on some other stuff we can all be thankful for....

• • • PIG Gives The Bird To The Pinheads, Peabrains, And Other Pests Who Make Our PIGish Job So Easy And So Damn Much Fun.• • •

With a holiday dedicated to giving thanks upon us, PIG is more determined than ever to honor this holiday in our own, utterly PIGish, way.

For the past few years, we 'helped' certain pinheads, peabrains and pygmy-winkied pests who continue to amaze, amuse and/or annoy us be thankful in a meaningful way. This year, we're taking another shot at some of the same fools, felons, fatheads and intellectual flatliners, who make our PIGish job so damn easy.

PIG is thankful that Senator Mary Landrieu removed all doubt from our minds. We always suspected ‘it’, but she sealed the ‘I’m a political WHORE’ deal, when she named her price, then sold herself to Whorehouse Harry Reid for $300,000,000.

PIG is thankful that ACORN has finally ‘come out’ regarding its support for American pimps who need help importing jailbait Latin American hookers.

PIG is thankful for Ayn Rand who saw where were heading 50 years ago, in her eerily prophetic novel ‘Atlas Shrugged’. It’s not her fault that we the people ignored her warning until it was too late to stop the Marxist insanity.

PIG is thankful for the Mayans whose December 21, 2009 doomsday prophecy spares us from four more years of that America hating, Dumbo-eared Red Shed Marxist.

PIG is trying to be thankful over Messiah Barry’s support for Ruskie aristocracy, after he put all those Czars on the payroll.

PIG is thankful for Brit Language Nazis who showed us the errors of our ways. Until they came along, we had no idea how culturally insensitive, and destructive, vile terms like "good afternoon" and "good evening" really are.

PIG is thankful for all the intellectual flat-liners whose memorable synaptic shutdowns give us what we need most, in this Obamunist Error: a good laugh.

PIG is thankful for the computer hackers who published those smoking gun e-mails which exposed the blatant bullshit being spread by the global warming activists at the University of East Anglia Climate Research Unit.

PIG is thankful for that Hot Air Buffoon, Al Gore, who recently hit us with the stunning news that Earth’s interior temperature is "millions of degrees", and thus similar to the core of the Sun. That means we’re not living on a rocky planet, but are, in reality, living on a second Sun. Thanks for setting us straight, Fatass.

PIG is profoundly thankful for the Turkey Fryer manufacturers who sell these weapons of mass poultry destruction to pyromaniac pinheads, sending the price of our ACME Fire Extinguishers stock into the stratosphere.

PIG is thankful that the DeathCare bill which is stinking up Capitol Hill has San Fran "Botox Bitch" Nan's best interests at heart. If that tax on elective cosmetic surgery and procedures doesn't make Stoneface kick her botox habit, the FSOP will be FORCED to wire her Commie ass up to our 50,000 volt power supply. BZZZZZZT. Problem solved.

PIG is thankful that the suits at NBC put all their steaming Obamunist turds - Keith Assholeman, Rachel Madcow, Chris ‘The Tingler’ Matthews, Ed Schitz, Joe Scumboro, et al - in one cable blight crapper: MSNBC. Thanks to the miracles of modern entertainment technology, we can easily, electronically, flush all of them out of our misery.

PIG is trying to be thankful for West Virginia chad punchers, who, willingly, eagerly, demonstrate their unwavering conviction that blithering idiocy need not be an impediment to gainful employment, by inflicting Blithering Bobby Byrd on the United States Senate.

PIG is differently thankful that Hopey McChange has turned parasitism into a virtue and achievement into a vice.

PIG is differently thankful that Hopey McChange insults our steadfast international friends and kisses the asses of our sworn enemies.

PIG is thankful for the inspiring example of Glenn Beck, who has shown us that being clinically bonkers need not be a fatal, career ending, flaw. Holy Howard Beale, Batman!

PIG is no shit thankful for Casa D’Ice owner Bill Balsamico’s ongoing exercise in politically incorrect free speech. The messages he posts on his sign demonstrate, conclusively, that Bill Balsamico has a deeper understanding of what’s right, and what’s wrong, in America than all the Capitol Hill Clowns, combined.

PIG would be profoundly thankful for any rational adult who gives Barry a swift kick in the ass, the next time THE ONE kowtows for a hereditary ruler.

PIG is differently thankful for the bitter Obamunist fruit harvested after decades of cultivation by Ivory Tower dwelling Cultural Marxists.

PIG is taking thankful into consideration that the Demoncrat lunatics whom the American chad punchers have, in their vast ‘wisdom', put in charge of the D. C. Beltway asylum OWN full responsibility for flushing America's strength, prosperity and inalienable liberty down a crapper called Socialism. We'd have our thankful locked and loaded, if we could convince ourselves that the 'Nanny State lite' Elephant Clan was that much better.

PIG is differently-thankful for Barack "O'Dumbo" Obama whose oversized ears seem inexplicably dysfunctional when it comes to detecting sounds - especially approval-ratings tanking blowback from we the people over his Nanny State on steroids antics. Despite their deficiencies when it comes to hearing, O'Dumbo's ears provide enough cooling shade - on each side - for a family of four, plus a score of Czars.

PIG would be profoundly thankful if the Elephant Clan put some joy back in our lives by staging a mud wrestling match between Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin, with Michelle Malkin in a string bikini acting as the referee.

PIG is no bullshit thankful that we the people are shaking off our Obamunist funk and peaceably assembling at town meetings, tea parties, and marches on our nation's capitol in defense of our beseiged inalienable individual liberty. It's the least we the people can do to thank the men and women who put their lives on the line in defense of our liberty.