Girlieman of the Week Award: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girliemen of the Week

Date Awarded: November 27, 2009

Girliemen: Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivores’
Antics: Self-Induced Virtual Castration

What exactly is a Sushi Slammer ‘Herbivore’? What indeed? An NPR rant shares these PIG-worthy particulars:

In Tokyo on the weekends, the trendy area of Harajuku is a melting pot of urban tribes: Lolita goths bat their fake eyelashes, while the punks glower. Away from the strutting are the retiring wallflowers, a quiet army of sweet young men with floppy hair and skinny jeans. These young men are becoming known as Japan's "herbivores" — from the Japanese phrase for "grass-eating boys" — guys who are heterosexual but who say they aren't really interested in matters of the flesh.

They are drawn to a quieter, less competitive life, focusing on family and friends — and eschewing the macho ways of the traditional Japanese male. They include men such as Yukihiro Yoshida, a 20-something economics student, who is a self-confessed herbivore. "I don't take initiative with women, I don't talk to them," he says, blushing. "I'd welcome it if a girl talked to me, but I never take the first step myself."

Multiple recent surveys suggest that about 60 percent of young Japanese men — in their 20s and early 30s — identify themselves as herbivores. Their Sex and the City is a television show called Otomen, or Girly Guys. (NPR)

Herbivores are, of their own volition, mired in a ‘girls are icky’ stage of adolescence. Unwilling to get horizontal and squishy, their psychological self-castration allows their nads to wither on the, uh, vine. In and of itself, that doesn’t qualify them for this award, but, their steadfast devotion to a boob tube show named ‘Girlie Guys’, seals the deal, for Yukihiro Yoshida and his grass munching cohorts. Congratulations Eunuchs, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

I think these on the fence herdivore homo's are gay and just don't know it yet! Then instead of being known as "grass-eating boys" they will be known as "ass-eating boys" or "stick munchers."

FORE!

In his short time in office, it has been confirmed that President O-"almost a hole in one"-bama has held, swung, stroked his shaft and played with his balls more than Bush did in a two year period.

From Politico --

President Barack Obama has only been in office for just over nine months, but he's already hit the links as much as President Bush did in over two years.

CBS' Mark Knoller — an unofficial documentarian and statistician of all things White House-related — wrote on his Twitter feed that, "Today - Obama ties Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office:

24. Took Bush 2 yrs & 10 months."

This news comes on the heels of today's news that Obama played golf with a woman — chief domestic policy adviser Melody Barnes — for the first time since taking office.

Learning PBO was forced to play with white balls, Rev. Je$$e Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton will hold a rally decrying the blatant racism.

Singing in the Shower Creates Water Shortages

Anyone want to bet one of the Czar's tries doing this in areas where we are facing water shortages in this country? The Over & Under is 1 yr.

This time Skipper Hugo of Venezuela has put his thinking cap on about how they can conserve energy and save water...

From The Telegraph UK --

Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan president, has called on his countrymen to stop singing in the shower to help save water and electricity.

The left-wing leader said they should attempt to wash in less than three minutes and breaking into song distract them.

"Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink," he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.

Getting into his stride, he went on to label baths and jacuzzis anti-communist.

"If you are going to lie back, in the bath, with the soap and you turn on the what's it called, the Jacuzzi... imagine that, what kind of communism is that? We're not in times of Jacuzzi," he said, to laughter from his ministers. More...

Skipper Hugo is going to create a ministry about the power & water shortages they are experiencing in Venezuela because it is making socialism look bad. Topping it off for solving this crisis he may have airplanes fly into the clouds in attempts to make it rain.

That's about as good as his Socialist Book of the Month Club buddy, then Senator Barack Obama's comments on the campaign trial about how we can save energy here in the U.S....

"There are things you can do individually, though, to save energy. Making sure your tires are properly inflated — simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they’re talking about getting off drilling — if everybody was just inflating their tires? And getting regular tune-ups? You’d actually save just as much!"

Yeah -- and people still voted him!

43% of Idiots would Vote for Obama again

After sticking their finger in an electric socket -- most people would not do it again. But then you have the morons lacking grey matter that will not only do it again, but the idiots would do it standing in a tub of water -- much like the brain-dead voters that have not yet experienced buyers remorse over Chairman O...

From Fox News --

In what may be the ultimate job rating, 43 percent of voters say that they would vote to re-elect President Obama if the 2012 election were held today, down from 52 percent six months ago, from April 22-23, 2009.

Obama's job approval rating comes in at 49 percent this week. That's down just one percentage point from late September, but it marks a new low approval for the president -- and the first time the Fox News poll has measured his approval below 50 percent.

Moreover, the number of Americans saying they would vote to re-elect President Obama has dropped. If the election were held today the poll finds more voters say they would back someone else in the 2012 election than would back the president.

Vote for Donald Duck!

Stop the OH GOP from Disrespecting 9/11

Only the tools running the Ohio Republican Party could be so tasteless!

From CTPP --

Tea Party Patriot Action Alert

As we near the date of 9/11, the day of one of the most vicious attacks on American soil, many of us will be going to an event honoring the fallen, their families and the heroes of that day. As everyone did 8 years ago, and for some time afterwards, partisan politics were put aside and we came together as Americans. Our leaders acted in the best interest of America and “for which we stand.”

Unfortunately, as this fateful and sacred day in our country’s history nears, instead of being respectful by honoring, commemorating and remembering the victims and their family and instead of putting partisan politics away for a day, the Ohio Republican Party insists on donning their Elephant lapel pins and going to work.

In the most disgraceful way, the State Central Committee for the Ohio Republican Party will be meeting at 10:00AM on Fri. 9/11 at the Hilton Polaris (8700 Lyra Dr. / Near the Polaris Mall) to give out state party endorsements for the May 2010 primary.

After speaking with quite a few other Cleveland Tea Party Patriots (CTPP) who were also upset about this meeting, I contacted Chairman DeWine’s office to express our concerns. I identified myself as one of the CTPP coordinators, and that I was calling with some concerns about an upcoming endorsement meeting.

It was stated that we find it offensive, and most importantly disrespectful, that the OH GOP feels the need to hold partisan political meetings on 9/11 for the reason of giving out party endorsements. Surely, with the primary race over 6 months away -- there could be no rational or justifiable reason for giving out endorsements on this sacred day. (Or so I thought!)

Furthermore, it was stated that we feel party endorsements should not be given out in primary races and that the candidates should be elected on the merits of their accomplishments and/or their proposed platforms. I then requested, that if the endorsements must be given for primary races, that at least in good taste, the endorsement meeting should rescheduled for another day.

Since the OH GOP Chairman, Kevin DeWine, or his Executive Director, Jason Mauk, refuses to return calls, we are left to go by what was stated by DeWines office staff on his behalf....

In response to my above remarks it was confirmed the meeting is being held on 9/11/09, that the endorsement meeting will go on regardless of the date and something will be done to remember the victims. It was further stated by the Chairman’s office that, “the GOP Chairman in ALL 88 county’s and ALL of the members on the OH GOP State Central Committee felt the need to ‘direct’ voters in the primary on who to vote for and that is why the endorsements will be given.”

As we can clearly see, while the OH GOP claims they hear our Tea Party Patriot message that -- we are free-thinking conservative voters, we don’t need their 'direction' & are tired of being told who to vote for -- their actions do not show it.

If you feel it is disrespectful and offensive to meet and give out party endorsements on 9/11 and you do not to need to be told who to vote for - we are urging you to contact the OH GOP Chairman Kevin DeWine, all 88 County GOP Chairman and all GOP State Central Committee members and ask that the endorsement meeting be canceled on this sacred day and no endorsements be given out for any primary races.

If the OH GOP Chairman DeWine refuses our requests we will request that any candidate, in honoring the victims and the heroes that stood up for our freedom on that sacred day, refuse the endorsement on the grounds that 9/11 should be national day of remembrance free of partisan politics.

Take Action:

---then forward this---

1.) Call OH GOP Chairman Kevin DeWine (614)228-2481

2.) Call your Republican Party County Chairman (from the list below). Leave brief message with your opinion on the endorsement meetings.

3.) E-mail members of the Republican State Central Committee. E-mail them as a group by copying / pasting their e-addresses:

1val@sbcglobal.net; acoughlin@neo.rr.com; Aesabath@aol.com; Bennett@ohiogop.org; betkitchen@aol.com; bjbinkley@msn.com; bryancwilliams@verizon.net; Burkeamb@hotmail.com; casey524@aol.com; cetodd1@aol.com; chairman@starkgop.org; christa.criddle@fuse.net; christim@fuse.net; cscal81@zoominternet.net; Curt3638_2000@yahoo.com; cwing@lakewoodrepublicans.org; dalefellows@sbcglobal.net; davebaileybadco@yahoo.com; dean@en.com; DGunning@ralaw.com; dhtalmage@voyager.net; djbjsherman@gmail.com; dmehaffie@woh.rr.com; doug@franklincountygop.org; dwjohnson@summitville.com; edonsim@aol.com; jadavidson@ameritech.net; JBecker@Fuse.net; jeantwinoaks@voyager.net; jowac@aim.com; kay1@zoomnet.net; kjohnston@insight.rr.com; lauragroux@hotmail.com; ledicesae@roppe.com; llf@bright.net; mark@compcoind.com; Montgomery@aol.com; nancegop@adelphia.net; NCLaria@gmail.com; nuts2u2@earthlink.net; Ohioandy@aol.com; owenhall@owenhall.com; payne@ohiogop.org; pflanaga@aol.com; ph@putnamtruckload.net; philbow@roadrunner.com; phog@northcoastwindandpower.com; phyllismosley1234@yahoo.com; randylaw4ohio@aol.com; rexdamschroder@yahoo.com; rhouck@willard-oh.com; seau@adelphia.net; Spaethchair@aol.com; srjones5@sbcglobal.net; Stewartd@mcohio.org; swain5030@yahoo.com; tmorgan@gradyhospital.com; mauk@ohiogop.org; gormley@ohiogop.org; chairman@ohiogop.org

Republican Party County Chairmen -

Find your county Chair & call him/her:

Allen Keith Cheney 419-228-7040 419-331-5655
Ashland Bob DeSanto 419-289-1710 419-289-1454
Ashtabula Richard Hornstein 440-992-4008 440-576-6925
Athens Pete Couladis 740-589-9914
Belmont Kent Moore 740-676-0206
Brown Paul Hall 800-525-4255
Butler Joseph Schwarz 513-893-5292
Carroll David Jones 330-735-2200
Champaign Ron Coder 937-653-6073 937-653-1477
Clark Dan Harkins 937-324-8482 937-307-0607
Clermont Tim Rudd 513-876-3466 513-732-1611
Clinton Roger Bennett 937-382-3778 937-382-3444
Columbiana David Johnson 330-223-1511
Coshocton David Burns 740-622-8960 740-622-2011
Crawford Don Long 419-562-8739
Cuyahoga Robert Frost 216-621-5415
Darke Gerg Fraley 937-548-0313
Defiance Jeffrey Strausbaugh 419-782-2625 419-784-3700
Delaware Teri Morgan 614-888-6085
Erie Jude Hammond 419-433-3031 419-627-6650
Fairfield Steve David 740-689-1746
Fayette Robin Beekman 740-426-6273
Fulton Sandra Barber 419-335-4428 419-337-9282
Gallia Lawrence Tawney 740-446-1856
Geauga 440-834-0680
Greene Marilyn Reid 937-431-5000
Guernsey Donald Brown 740-439-3443 740-432-5638
Hamilton Alex Triantafilou 513-381-5454
Hancock Rick White 419-422-3824
Hardin James Crates 419-675-7272 419-673-1129
Harrison Dennis Watson 740-968-0112
Henry David Grahn 419-592-5520 419-592-3503
Highland Kay Ayers 937-393-6512
Hocking Rod Hedges 740-385-6044 740-385-5392
Holmes Robin Hovis 330-674-3763 330-674-5000
Huron David Kniffen 419-668-4622 419-668-7576
Jackson Alan Stockmeister 740-286-2122
Jefferson Rick Desmar 740-283-3981
Knox Ken Lane 740-397-2462 800-307-8038
Lake Dale Fellows 440-352-0704
Lawrence Ray Dutey 740-532-1760 740-533-4308
Licking Richard Salvage 740-973-5440
Logan Robert Erwin 937-593-7120 937-593-9065
Lorain Robert Rousseau 440-235-6298
Madison Pete Kitchen 614-879-7044 614-879-6400
Mahoning Mike Smith 330-482-0200
Marion Karyle Mumper 740-389-4329 740-244-4344
Medina Ralph Berry 330-723-0415
Meigs Charles Barrett 740-742-2578 740-992-2911
Mercer Owen Hall 419-586-4078 419-586-7728
Miami John O'Brien 937-339-1112 937-332-6912
Monroe Roger Clause 740-567-3168
Montgomery Patrick Flanagan 937-434-0734 937-223-5200
Morgan Dean Cain 740-559-2248
Morrow Dan Osborne 419-947-3435
Muskingum Pat Hennessey 740-454-2841 740-454-1221
Ottawa Terry Lowe 419-898-0628 419-898-6874
Paulding Tony Langham 419-399-4933
Perry Dave Freriks 740-342-4130 740-605-0647
Pickaway Jeffrey Call 740-869-3884
Portage Norm Sandvoss 330-297-5718
Pike Doug Miller 740-493-2459 740-493-3199
Preble Hal Yoder 937-456-8148
Putnam Gary Grant 419-596-3327 419-596-3848
Richland Mike Smith 419-524-1808
Ross Ron Fields 740-775-2323
Sandusky Lee Shaffer 419-665-2316 419-332-1527
Scioto Dr. Terry Johnson Tjohnson@somc.org
Seneca Charles Knight 419-435-4000
Shelby Ralph Bauer 937-295-3714 937-497-7222
Stark 330-456-6333
Summit Alex Arshinkoff 216-650-5055 330-434-9151
Trumbull Craig Bonar 330-638-3251 330-392-2511
Tuscarawas Doug Wills 330-343-6131
Union Jim Westfall 937-642-0869
Van Wert Martin Burchfield 419-238-5198 419-238-6553
Vinton Patricia Napier 740-385-5898
Warren Les Spaeth previous 513-398-4761
Warren Tom Grossmann 513-357-9384 513-754-8660
Washington Marilyn Ashcraft 740-373-6830 740-732-2331
Wayne Jim Carmichael 330-264-4744 330-466-1474
Williams Bob Winzeler 419-485-3543 419-485-3147
Wood John Miller 419-354-5927
Wyandot Sherman Stansberry 419-294-3237

Go Get 'em Patriots!

A Bedford School District Boner

The Bedford School District, having just passed a levy that was narrowly defeated the first time on the ballot, just showed the residents of Bedford improving our schools with new talent is not as important as rewarding failure.

After finally being relieved from the financial anchor of retiring Superintendent Marty Motsco, the district is claiming, after a national search, her flunky assistant was the best we could find.

From the PD

After a national search, the Bedford school board ended up hiring from within, choosing Sherman Micsak to replace the retiring Martha "Marty" Motsco.

Micsak, 52, has been assistant superintendent since 2001.

He began his career as a teacher and coach in the Lorain schools and then was an assistant principal in North Ridgeville. He has been with Bedford since 1992, serving as secondary supervisor and director of secondary education before becoming assistant superintendent. He starts his three-year contract with an annual salary of $131,500.

Micsak selection can be equated with choosing streak stained underwear over a pair of spanking new shiny skivvies. Personally, I would not give Sherm Micsak the cracked shells of 131,000 peanuts on the stadium floor after a Browns game. This guy is not fit to be head snot-wiper of a preschool class let alone an urban school district.

Not through marked improvement, but through creative math and watered down standards of the state report card, Bedford Schools were just barely elevated out of the basement of the continuous improvement category. That Micsak's starting salary would be higher than the outgoing Motsco is unfathomable from a district barely passing their last levy. That Micsak, after a nationwide search, was deemed the best candidate available is as believable as me becoming an Olympic Decathlon winner.

More upsetting is that the district paid money for this search, which now appears was nothing more than a cosmetic dog & pony show for their predetermined selection. I am told the national search was conducted only after being raised by involved parents. Which by the way, Micsak has repeatedly shown he is not receptive too. As immediate past president of the BHS PTSA, I am saying this from first hand knowledge.

We have a school board election coming up this November, with the struggling financial picture we face in our school district and our city, voters must force the candidates and incumbents running for re-election to show they are ready to make substantial change & fiscally responsible path in moving our district forward. This can be done by demanding a district-wide "performance audit" conducted by the State Auditor. Untold millions have been saved by ditricts across the state through the use of "school performance audits."

Sherm Micsak, should not be confused with his equally pompous, Friday night football buddy and Bedford School Board member Andrew Mizsak. Mizsak, the food throwing, parent threatening, over-bloated, "I love me" man-child who gave the district a national black eye is hopefully serving his last term as Bedford School Board member.

That would be unless voters in the Bedford School District are more stupid than they look.

Court decides Franken Wins

As our country continues the plunge into socialism, the following pretty much sums up what politics has come to today... an out of work & bad comedian has become a Senator.

From Yahoo --

Franken's presence in the Senate would give the Democrats control of 60 seats, enough to overcome any Republican filibuster if they stay united.

A spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said the earliest Franken would be seated is next week, because the Senate is out of session for the July 4 holiday.

"I look forward to working with Senator-Elect Franken to build a new foundation for growth and prosperity by lowering health care costs and investing in the kind of clean energy jobs and industries that will help America lead in the 21st century," President Barack Obama said.

Franken will immediately join the rank ranks of elected idiots like Ninny Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dennis Kookcinich. He'll be like their "Joe" - the fourth stooge.

Hey Dude, Where's my Plane?

If Premier Obamao and his administration truly remembered the 9/11 attack - why would he think this would not cause panic?

From Newsweek Blog --

Thousands of workers in Lower Manhattan today went into total panic when a Boeing 747 presidential aircraft— officially known by the call sign Air Force One, when President Obama is actually on board—flew low over New York harbor this morning. The massive blue and white plane, escorted by a pair of fighter jets, was apparently circling Lower Manhattan so that Air Force photogs could get pictures of Air Force One with the Statue of Liberty. The Staten Island Advance has posted several photos here, while the Wall Street Journal has some eerie video posted here, showing how the plane took almost the same flight path as those hijacked jetliners that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11. More...

The White House & Barack's response to this flying shit storm - "We're sorry." You sure as hell are!

I can't believe I finally agree with something Premier Obamao said!

Civil Disobedience University

Once again the products being crapped out of our institutions of higher learning show their citizenship skills. Lucky for these kids, burning couches, throwing things at police and refusing to obey police orders is only a crime and not grounds for being labeled a candidate for right-wing radical extremism...

Video posted on the Internet shows students hurling furniture and street signs into the flames Saturday night as a SWAT team in riot gear converged on the crowd. Kent police said the party grew violent after one reveler was arrested and students began pelting officers with bottles, bricks and rocks.

It was the first violent clash between Kent State students and police in years. In 1970, four Kent State students were killed by Ohio National Guard troops during a campus protest of the bombing of Cambodia. (Columbus Dispatch)

After refusing a lawful order by police, the students were left with no alternative other than begin catching more couches and other household items on fire in the street as they launched bottles, bricks and rocks at the police trying to restore order.

Like the bead laden peace-niks of yore from Kent State (less 4), these students also feel they were wronged by the police (The Man)...

The students led the police down East College Avenue starting fires, said Ben Wolford, an editor at the campus newspaper who witnessed the riot.

"When police first started making their little charge down College Avenue, they yelled, 'Get in your houses or we'll arrest you,' " Wolford said. "When one student stayed on his lawn, two officers sprinted at him and just kind of grabbed him forcefully and arrested him."

Junior Jamie Farrell told the student newspaper: "The cops were being nice, and two minutes later, we were shot by rubber bullets for no reason."

I'm not surprised that this institution of idiots is unable to differentiate between being a victim and an aggressor.

The book bound blowhards at Kent still feel the National Guardsmen were at fault in the '70 uprising at Kent where throngs of unruly students protesting the Vietnam War conducted acts of civil disobedience, refused to obey lawful orders and caused the guardsmen to fear for their life, appropriately were shot & killed.

But what else would you expect from Civil Disobedience University (formerly Kent State University) where you can send your child to learn from a Professor with links to terrorism and then they can hang out in the his, hers, his/hers gender-neutral bathrooms for other cool ass-ramming activities.

Reservist gets Honorable Discharge for Disgracing our Military & our Country

This disgusting Army reservist sounds like a modern day version of the American Traitor - John Kerry....

An Army reservist who refused to deploy to Iraq says he's been given a general discharge under honorable conditions. Matthis Chiroux says that means he retains most of his benefits. Some veterans are upset by his defiance, but some are just as upset by something Chiroux did on Fox 2 News in the Morning. Chiroux wore his Army fatigues when he appeared on Fox 2 Tuesday morning, but his American flag patch on his right arm, was upside down.

"That's very upsetting. That says a lot," says Desert Storm Veteran Jeff Vilcek. To Vilcek and other veterans at VFW Post 3500 in Richmond Heights, the flag is America, and someone wearing it upside down is an un-American insult.

"What about all the other ones that died?" asks Frank Laury. "The guy's all wrong. He's wrong."

After his daylong hearing was over, Chiroux appeared at a Veterans for Peace meeting, without his uniform on, and defended his flag display. "That upside down flag, it is patriotic," he says. "It is a patriotic expression of distress and this nation is in distress and I'm not ashamed to say so." (KTVI)

While he has every right as a citizen to voice his opinion, as a soldier he is a disgrace to our country and every person that has proudly served our country! Honorable Discharge my ass - he should be sent to prison or sent on patrol in Iraq with an empty water pistol!

That he would even think of defending his display & wearing of an upside down American flag while in uniform should earn him a blanket party from all our veterans.

The Handshake

From PIG

AG Holder: "Gitmo Terrorist welcome to stay in U.S."

Regardless if one liked Bush as our President - it cannot be denied that he kept our country safe from any terrorist attacks after 9/11; Regardless if one agreed or disagreed about the Iraq War or our War on Terror - it cannot be disputed that American lives were lost in the name of freedom & combating terror.

Many Americans are torn over whether Gitmo was legal, or even served a purpose in our overall War on Terror and many felt the money we have spent on the Iraq War should have been spent here on more socialized entitlement programs - while some feel the money and ultimate sacrifice of our soldiers was a down payment on ridding the world of muslim extremists.

I believe the one thing that can be agreed on is the enemy combatants being held at Gitmo are NOT American. If they weren't "Death to the US terrorists" when they were detained - they sure as hell do not like Americans or the USA now. That being said, one would have to question the wisdom of anyone thinking that the enemy combatants still in detention can be freed and integrated into our society - unless, of course, you are Attorney General "I'm a Dick" Holder.

Yes, you got it "I don't want to be blown up by a TNT vest wearing jihadikaze while I buy my lotto numbers" Sparky's, Handi-wipe Holder feels there is nothing wrong by allowing some of the jihadikazes at being held at Gitmo of becoming your new backyard BBQ neighbor...

Some of the Guantanamo Bay prisoners could be released into the United States while others could be put on trial in the American court system, Attorney General Eric Holder said on Wednesday.

Holder told reporters at the Justice Department that the administration’s review, made on a case-by-case basis, would determine whether the prisoners need to be put on trial or whether they can be released.

“For those who are in that second category, who can be released, there are a variety of options that we have. Among them is the possibility that we could release them into this country,” he said.

While I'm sure this just thrills the terrorist coddling beast, Rosie O'Donnell, and may reunite Obama with some of his relatives, I am floored that Obama & his idiots do not see the danger in this! I mean can't someone put it on his teleprompter that muslim terrorists don't like Americans?

Not only is it bad enough that Holder wants to free some of these goat-screwing Jihadikazes into the American public so they can refill the ranks of sleeper cells - but they are going to extend the privilege of some being tried in our court system.

You can bet these enemy combatants will be praying for a judge like Cuyahoga County Judge Eileen A. Gallagher!

Help Wanted - Several Positions Available for a Healthy Penis

Are you willing to work with a penis in San Francisco?

This is not a joke! Mayor Gavin of San Francisco is starting up the city's "Healthy Penis" campaign due to a recent rise in syphilis cases. San Francisco, who will be facing a budget deficit this year, will spend $122,575 for a STD awareness program.

Included in that cost is area newspaper, TV & radio advertising, combined with the above ad on municipal buses and hiring of along with hiring a part-time Web designer, creative director and product manager. Healthy Penis will have a Facebook & My Space page too!

I'm trying my best to stay serious but here is where it gets hard... besides 'filling' the above positions - they will have city health workers walk around in 6' tall penis costumes!

The new city mascot will be featured at parades, street fairs and other public events. How would you like to be a parent with children at that parade?

City officials are just thrilled about the plan stating that the idea is well recieved in the area gay & bisexual community and that there is never a 'shortage' of volunteers to play with a 6' tall, walking, talking penis.

Just some more good old American values being promoted by Mayor Gavin. You can be sure the large penis will be used on Gavin with his next erection, I mean election.

Ohio Senate Screwing Up Stimulus Funds Already

The idiots in Columbus never cease to amaze me! Instead of getting people BACK to work the mindless misfits in Columbus would rather waste the stimulus funds on foolish fluff...

Abandoned industrial sites will be cleaned up, parks and trails will be developed and high-tech industries will be supported with $360 million in state stimulus dollars under a plan passed unanimously Wednesday by the Ohio Senate.

The plan, which depends on $360 million held back from the $1.57 billion jobs stimulus bill passed by the previous General Assembly, was sponsored by State Sen. Jim Hughes, a Columbus Republican.

"These are funding priorities and revenue sources on which Democrats and Republicans agreed would provide the best opportunities for economic growth in Ohio," said Hughes in a release.

The plan puts $60 million toward redeveloping abandoned industrial sites, $60 million toward new parks and trails, $90 million toward supporting high-tech medical industries, $50 million toward the logistics and distribution industry as well as $100 million for an internship program linking Ohio's brightest students with Ohio employers. More...

$100 Million to link students with employers, that due to the economy and Ohio's ridiculous tax burden, are firing people left & right? Brilliant!?!

This shows an (R) behind someone's name can stand for Retard, the same as a (D) stands for dumb ass.

Girlieman of the Week Award: Jeff Eldridge wants to Ban Barbie

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: March 06, 2009

Girlieman: Jeff Eldridge
Girlie Antics: Jealous of Barbie

A West Virginia Legicrat, Delegate Jeff Eldridge, has unresolved issues with Mattle’s legendary doll, Barbie. He is so obsessed with Barbie that he can’t pay attention to more pressing matters in Bobby Byrd’s slice of heaven. Treating Barbie like public enemy number one, Jeff wants this menace to society banned in The Mountain State.

With nothing better to do, Jeff pooped out H. B. 2918 which states, in part:

§47-25-1. Unlawful sale of Barbie dolls.

It shall be unlawful in the state to sell "Barbie" dolls and other similar dolls that promote or influence girls to place an undue importance on physical beauty to the detriment of their intellectual and emotional development.

NOTE: The purpose of this bill is to ban the sale of Barbie dolls and other similar dolls.

We’re not sure why, or how, Barbie got Jeff’s panties in a wad, but we’re willing to hazard a guess, or two.

• The girls in his neighborhood wouldn’t let him play with their Barbie dolls, then, and still won’t to this very day.

• ‘They’ won’t let him bring his Barbie Dolls to the floor of the state’s legislative chamber.

• He’s jealous, because, no matter how pretty he looks in his new frock, the ubiquitous Barbie doll is still prettier and gets all the attention.

• Hot women terrify him, and this is the best way he can think up to make them all dress ‘icky and ugly’.

• He can't kick his Barbie habit and thinks a complete ban will get 'er done for him.

If Jeff is ashamed that he still plays with dolls, that’s his personal problem. We’d like to shock him back to sanity, but, unless PIGster Skyeye volunteers to administer some badly needed shock treatments, that’s not likely to happen. Instead, we’ll do what we can and give a grown man who is obsessed with Barbie Dolls what he really needs. Congratulations, panty punk, you’re the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

11 Ways for "Greener" Sex

Have you always thought "green" sex was a box of lime Jell-O & a hottie in the bathtub? Me too! Well, we're both wrong!

Now the tree-hugging global warming idiots are trying to take the fun out of good old headboard banging sex, and have come up with 11 ways for environmentally sound "green" sex!

1. Organic Lubricants
2. Bamboo Sheets
3. Eco-Lingerie
4. Environmentally Friendly Condoms
5. Sustainable Wooden Paddles
6. Phthalate-Free Vibrators
7. Certified Fair Trade Chocolate
8. Local Flowers
9. Sex Kits
10. Organic Wine
11. DivaCup (This is absolutely disgusting)

This makes me wonder if a guy caught having sex with his picnic table would be considered "green" sex?

Anyway, click here to read about the above asinine "screw a knot in a tree" reasons behind these brilliant bone-bending ideas.

Local Law Firm - Jones Day - Goose Steps on 1st Amendment

Earlier this year I posted on how the law firm of Jones Day was suing realty-based website, Block Shoppers, for linking to their website without permission. At issue was, Jones Day felt that by re-listing real estate purchase made by their attorneys and linking to their site, Block Shoppers was portraying an affiliation with the firm.

Even though most legal experts felt this was equal of a Grand Canyon leap of rational legal thinking, and the real estate listing were a matter of public record, Jones Day initially offered Block Shoppers a deal... in exchange for not being sued, give us a check for $10,000, remove the links and we will forgive you. Refusing to be extorted and standing up to Jones Day's attack on our 1st Amendment rights, Block Shoppers initially told the licentious, litigating leeches to go pound salt.

After months of trying to appease Jones Day's, Block Shoppers was no longer able to keep up with the deep-pockets of Jones Day....

Under the settlement, Blockshopper can continue to link to Jones Day's site, but it must use the firm's Web address as the link.

Blockshopper says it spent more than $100,000 defending itself against the lawsuit.

"They had no shot at winning, but they were going to bleed us dry," said co-founder Brian Timpone, who described the settlement Wednesday. (PD)

It should be noted that the settlement the goose-steppers at Jones Day finally accepted was offered 4 months earlier, when Block Shoppers had only spent $10,000 in legal fees.

Boy, how I would love to be their next target.

Pelosi Stimulates a Harvest Mouse

Why does it not surprise me Rep. Ninny Pelosi, a person who supported a pornographic Gay Last Supper event, would think spending $30 million for saving a mouse would be considered instrumental in a stimulus plan.

From ALG --

There’s an old saying that, “If you give a mouse a cookie, it'll ask for a glass of milk.” Well, it appears that the salt marsh harvest mouse may receive more than just a cookie. Thanks to house Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), up to $30 million has been allocated in the so-called economic “stimulus” bill, for wetlands restoration—surprise, surprise—Ms. Pelosi’s home district in order to accommodate the creature comforts of the harvest mouse.

While the stated purpose of the $789 billion spending bill—$1.1 trillion after interest—is to promote job growth and thereby stimulate the economy, the bill has turned into special-interest funding heaven, with billions of non-existent taxpayer dollars going to fund legislators’ pet projects. And yet the politicians have no qualms about promoting it as the best-laid plans of mice and men.

As the bill, almost universally opposed by Republicans—as well as 69 percent of Americans who lack confidence that Congress knows what it is doing when it comes to addressing the country’s current economic problems—entered the final stages of negotiation between House and Senate, Democratic leaders engaged in a game of cat and mouse with the American people, claiming that the bill has no earmarks.

And yet, spending $30 million on wetlands in the district of the Speaker of the House can hardly be called anything but an earmark—especially given the fact that Ms. Pelosi has pushed for funding of the mouse's wetlands in past sessions. More...

The only person I would think that might agree saving a mouse could stimulate anything would be maybe... Richard Gere?!?

City of Cleveland Proposes Time Limit on Idling Automobiles

It appears that nanny state nitwit disease is growing in Cleveland and it looks like some surrounding communities may have also been infected.

Just recently, Cleveland Councilman Zach “Give me another drink so I can drive home” Reed, citing the dangers, proposed a ban on text messaging while driving in Cleveland.

Since Cleveland has no other obvious pressing issues, in goose-steps Cleveland Councilman Matt Zone – he’s gonna one up Reed in the nanny state nitwitted-ness department by throwing in a “Green” twist and propose a ban on the time a car can idle...

Cleveland City Councilman Matt Zone says engine exhaust is choking the environment, threatening the flow of future federal dollars to the region and thwarting economic development efforts.

Instead of sitting idly by, he plans to soon propose a law banning idling vehicles in Cleveland. And he's not just talking about big belching trucks: "All fleets, all vehicles, Joe Citizen, everybody."

Zone says he knows it won't solve pollution problems, but it's a start. "It's not a silver bullet, it's a silver buckshot," he said. And with council members in nearly two dozen other local cities -- including Avon, Shaker Heights and Bedford -- ready to propose identical legislation, it could make a bigger bang.

The law permits idling for five minutes per hour, double in the extreme cold or heat, and has a number of exemptions for traffic jams, emergencies and other reasons. (PD Tipoff)

In an obvious state of denial, Zone sounds as if he has been getting “zoned” huffing exhaust fumes from the tail pipes of idling cars! Car exhaust is thwarting development here?!? Jesus H. Christ the city can't even change a light bulb - but car exhaust is holding this region back.

I think many would agree that there are several clowncil members in Cleveland, be it from their ass or mouth, who emit gasses that would rival the alleged damage of tailpipe exhaust to the ozone layer - I wonder if limits will be placed on their asinine emissions?

As for the City of Bedford officials thinking about doing something like this... well, I will wait and hear their side at our next council meeting.

Bull-SCHIP attack on Smokers!

One way or another, the smokers in this country are always under attack. All across America if there is a stadium to be built, a convention center to be had, or any other project for a community - since nobody likes smoker's anyway - the easiest way to get money is raise cigarette taxes.

With the help of 40 Republican Senators and bleating, "This is good. This is good," President Barack O-Free Pass, set on shrouding our country with his socialist shawl, took the first step towards paying for Govt. funded healthcare...

The bill calls for spending an additional $32.8 billion on the State Children's Health Insurance Program, known as SCHIP, which now enrolls an estimated 7 million children. Lawmakers generated that revenue by raising the federal tobacco tax.

Federal money for the program was set to expire March 31, barring action by Congress. To cover the increase in spending, the bill would boost the federal excise tax on a pack of cigarettes by 62 cents, to $1.01 a pack. (PD)

Much to the dismay of Ohio Governor, Rev. Ted, the SCHIP bill was vetoed twice by former President Bush. Bush supported increasing healthcare for children but at the time congress refused to curb their desire on including adults, middle income families and refused to close loop holes allowing coverage for illegal immigrants.

Bush wanted to cover MORE poor children than the original version. The democrats balked when Bush called their bluff and said he would support their program ONLY IF - "all poor children eligible for the program be found and enrolled before any in slightly higher-income families could be covered."

"....states must get at least 95 percent of children in families with incomes below 200 percent of the poverty level enrolled in the program before eligibility could be expanded. No state meets that benchmark."

So now, not only will smokers be forced to pay for stadiums, convetions centers, etc... we will also be the main funding source for Socialized Healthcare. But this is where I get a smokin' in the boys room, "hot-boxing" like head rush on their thinking.

It is estimated that the increased tax from the SCHIP bill will reduce youth smoking by about 7 percent and overall cigarette consumption by 4 percent. Combined with the jack-booted, goose-stepping bans many cities and states have placed on where or when you can smoke - one must question the wisdom of the Cigarette Nazi's.

It get's better - now the "snuff 'em out" Sparky's in D.C. and the butt-smoking Barack have inserted $75 Million into the bloated Stimulus bill for smoking cessation programs!

The head rush is kicking in now! We're going to spend $32 Million for socialized healthcare funded on cigarette taxes then spend $75 Million to help people stop smoking!

Priceless!