Monday, March 2, 2009

11 Ways for "Greener" Sex


Have you always thought "green" sex was a box of lime Jell-O & a hottie in the bathtub? Me too! Well, we're both wrong!

Now the tree-hugging global warming idiots are trying to take the fun out of good old headboard banging sex, and have come up with 11 ways for environmentally sound "green" sex!
  1. Organic Lubricants
  2. Bamboo Sheets
  3. Eco-Lingerie
  4. Environmentally Friendly Condoms
  5. Sustainable Wooden Paddles
  6. Phthalate-Free Vibrators
  7. Certified Fair Trade Chocolate
  8. Local Flowers
  9. Sex Kits
  10. Organic Wine
  11. DivaCup (This is absolutely disgusting)

This makes me wonder if a guy caught having sex with his picnic table would be considered "green" sex?

Anyway, click here to read about the above asinine "screw a knot in a tree" reasons behind these brilliant bone-bending ideas.

1 comment:

  1. Ok- toxic shock syndrome is "absolutely disgusting"- divacups aren't originally for global warming wackos, they are for women who don't want to put a tampon that could freaking kill them.

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