Have you always thought "green" sex was a box of lime Jell-O & a hottie in the bathtub? Me too! Well, we're both wrong!
Now the tree-hugging global warming idiots are trying to take the fun out of good old headboard banging sex, and have come up with 11 ways for environmentally sound "green" sex!
- Organic Lubricants
- Bamboo Sheets
- Environmentally Friendly Condoms
- Sustainable Wooden Paddles
- Phthalate-Free Vibrators
- Certified Fair Trade Chocolate
- Local Flowers
- Sex Kits
- Organic Wine
- DivaCup (This is absolutely disgusting)
This makes me wonder if a guy caught having sex with his picnic table would be considered "green" sex?
Anyway, click here to read about the above asinine "screw a knot in a tree" reasons behind these brilliant bone-bending ideas.