More Korrectnik 'Tards

How's this for political korrectness.... a korrectnik mom is upset her child is not allowed to do the same cheers as the other cheerleaders for Garfield-Palouse High School in WA. The Mom feels her child is being singled out and discriminated against......

Benjamin Grundy is a student at Garfield-Palouse High School (local population: 1,100) who says the school is discriminating against his wishes to do what all the other cheerleaders are doing. Namely, dance, wave pom-poms, wear a proper uniform and not just stand like there like a statue moving his arms.

That's what Grundy and his mom say he's been reduced to since the cheerleading coach instructed him he couldn't gyrate his hips like the girls do and the athletic director allegedly suggested he be the team mascot. Since writing letters to ACLU and a local congresswoman, Garfield has offered Grundy a uniform and pom-poms. But that's not enough, says his mom.

As you can see in the video, Grundy's mother is what you might refer to as a Grizzly Bear. A primal necessity considering (and this can't be emphasized enough) Grundy is a mentally challenged, biracial gay kid growing up in a small town who wants to be a cheerleader. So excuse her when she says she wants to take her poor son's plight to Congress. (Seattle Weekly)

Unwilling to accept that cheerleaders are supposed to have four pom-poms (two they shake and two that shake) and that if God wanted men to be cheerleaders and do splits, he wouldn't have given guys a "kick stand," the mom and her 'mo-like son the mom is taking her case to Congress and is enlisting the help of Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers.

This my friends shows just exactly how f***ing retarded the korrectnik lefties really are!

Take the Victimhood/Oppression Rating Test

From PIG --

Be the first one on your block to get your official PIG-certified Oppression Rating. Don't just sit there, Sparky. It's so easy a child could do it, but he, she, heshe or it probably isn't that gullible. Can't wait to get started? That's the spirit, Sparky! Grab a crayon and some construction paper, answer PIG's Oppression Rating Test and you'll soon have exclusive bragging rights to your very own oppression rating. Think of all the fun you'll have after you're armed with this incontrovertible proof of your victimhood. Thanks to your oppressor rating, you can dazzle your homies, torture the neighborhood oppressor and make everyone's life as miserable as yours.

Crayons ready? Let's get started with an easy one:

Q1: Are you female?

Y=Give yourself 75 points.
N=Give yourself 50 points.

Q2: Are you Asian?

Y=Score doesn't change; skip to Q10.
N=No points on this one, Sparky...better luck on the next question.

Q3: Are you an Amerikan-Born Hispanic?

Y=Add 5 points; skip to Q10.
N=Hang in there Sparky.

Q4: Are you a foreign born and Melanin-Enriched (Korrectniks prefer African-American)?

Y=Add 10 points; Skip to Q10.
N=Don't give up on yourself, Sparky.

Q5: Are you a Green Carded or Naturalized Hispanic?

Y=add 15 points; Skip to Q10.
N=No points on this one, Sparky, but you're heading for the Oppression Rating stratosphere.

Q6: Are you in this country illegally?

Y=We're shocked, shocked I tell you. Add 20 points; Skip to Q10.
N=It's make it or break it time Sparky.

Q7: Are you Amerikan born and Melanin-Enriched?

Y=Jackpot! Add 25 points; Skip to Q10.
N=Bummer! You were this close to the oppression index winner's circle.

Q8: Are you a caucasian female?

Y=Subtract 45 points; skip to Q10.
N=You're skating on thin ice, Sparky.

Q9: Are you a caucasian male whose name ends in 'ski'?

Y=Subtract 50 points.
N=If you're an unhypenated, straight, white male your ass is outta here, oppressor breath. Tear up your scorecard and leave quietly. Don't make us come over there.

Q10: Are you a conservative?

Y=Divide score by 2 and let that be a lesson to you.
N= Score unchanged, Comrade Sparky.

Q11: Are you a GLAAD BAAG (PIG-speak for the differently-heterosexual)?

Y=Add 10 points.
N=What's your problem, Sparky? Isn't it about time you took a walk on the wild side?

Q12: Are you a known "race traitor", "sellout" and/or any other type of "self-hating" ethnic dweeb?

Y= The PIG Oppression Rating central committee hereby declares you an oppressor. Tear up your score card and leave the room quietly.

N= Still with us, Sparky? Find a rational adult to help you total your score, then get ready to thrill everyone on your block with your Oppression Rating.

Scoring:

Below 25 - Pathetic. How do you stand yourself, Sparky?

25 to 49 - No cigar, Sparky, but you're in the victimhood hunt.

50-74 - Now you're talking, Sparky!

75 and Up - You're so damned oppressed it makes us puddle up. Go forth and make those oppressors miserable.

Take me to the Pecking Order Page so I can gloat.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Fort Hood Political Correctness

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Too late to save the Fort Hood casualties, the usual suspects finally discover the dangers of unrestrained political correctness.

"We must rid ourselves of the foolish notion that we're being roadminded when we ignore vitriolic loathing of our culture and our lifestyle. Refusing to take action against evil for fear of being guilty of stereotyping has resulted in flag-draped coffins for thirteen of America's finest. What occurred at Fort Hood is even more stunning because it exposes a weak-willed mentality that has become woven into the fabric of the mightiest military force in the history of the world." (Bob Weir, "Fatal Correctness", in American Thinker)

The Free State of PIG has been hammering home the message since 2004. Hambo and Porcus started fighting against it in the closing decade of the 20th century. Charles Sykes wrote his definitive tome on it, "A Nation of Victims", in 1992. Others warned about it, from the moment of its Ivory Tower inception in the 1960s. Despite all this table-pounding thunder from rational adults, the usual D.C. Beltway Buttheads are acting gobsmacked, over the deadly danger posed by unrestrained political correctness.

The Fort Hood terrorist didn’t turn Jihadikaze over night. He was a loose cannon, long before that, but the Korrectniks refused to do anything to defuse this ticking, Mecca Maniac time bomb:

"There were definitely clear indications that Hasan's loyalties were not with America," Lt. Col. Val Finnell, Hasan's classmate at the Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences in Bethesda, Md., told FoxNews.com in an exclusive interview. He and Hasan were students in the school's public health master's degree program from 2007-2008.

"There were all sorts of ... comments made throughout the year that made me question his loyalty to the United States, but nothing was done," said Finnell, who recalled one class during which Hasan gave a presentation justifying homicide bombings.

"The issue here is that there's a political correctness climate in the military. They don't want to say anything because it would be considered questioning somebody's religious belief, or they're afraid of an equal opportunity lawsuit. (Fox News)

How many Americans need to be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness, before the cringing, clueless, cretins who are paid to defend us from these homegrown Jihadikaze rat bastards pull their heads out of their butts? How many Fort Hood class Mecca Maniac murder sprees must we endure, before Uncle Sam’s Korrectniks get the message: Islamikazes are notoriously thin-skinned, rage-a-holics who present a deadly threat to our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.

Uncle Sam’s minions - Homeland Stupidity, FBI, Defense Department brass, the CIA - seem hell-bent to ignore this deadly wake-up call. How many need to die before they flush their knee-jerk Korrectness down the crapper? They better do it soon, because we the people won’t tolerate these homegrown Jihadikaze threats much longer.

Janet Totalitano's Terrorist Quiz

From FSOP

A Forensic Examination of Obama's Nuts; ACORN Offices Raided by Louisiana Attorney General

Oh boy -- this is going to be fun!

From Big Government --

In a fast-breaking development comes word that agents of the Attorney’s General office in Louisiana have raided ACORN’s offices in New Orleans.

ACORN’s New Orleans was, for decades, the headquarters of the national community organizing association. News of the raid comes from Marcel Reid and her colleagues at ACORN 8, an association of former ACORN leaders and board members.

Many of the individuals involved with ACORN 8 were fired from ACORN for demanding a forensic audit following an embezzlement scandal involving Dale Rathke, brother of ACORN co-founder Wade Rathke. (More Details Here)

It is usually not a good thing if your nuts cannot get along!

As this goes deeper, I cannot even begin to imagine the millions, if not billions, of federal dollars this organ-ization has fleeced from the American public.

Health Care Protesters Arrested at Pelosi's Office

I bet after reading the title for this post your initial thoughts were Tea Party or 9.12 members were the ones arrested at House Babbler Ninny Pelosi's office - huh?

Nope... it was some of her own left-wing progressive korrectnik's that had to be removed from her office. I'm wondering if this will get them listed on DHS Minister Janet Totalitano's extremist watch list....

From CBS 5 --

About a dozen people were arrested Tuesday afternoon after refusing to leave House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office on Seventh Street in San Francisco, the protesters and a Pelosi spokesman said.

The group had gathered to demand that Pelosi make a bigger push in Congress for single-payer health care, said Michael Lyon, a member of the Gray Panthers who participated.

Lyon said a few protesters were allowed to speak briefly with a Pelosi staffer Tuesday afternoon. At some point they were asked to leave and refused.

About 12 members of the group were arrested around 2:30 p.m. by the Federal Protective Service, which provides security at the building, Hammill said.

Girliemen of the Week Award: The Suits at Microsoft

From PIG --

Girliemen of the Week Award

Date Awarded: October 30, 2009

Girliemen: The Suits at Microsoft
Antics: Cringing Korrectness

Eager to make computer users forgive and forget the infamous Windows Vista debacle, the suits at Microsoft decided to team up with the producers of a popular boob tube cartoon series, ‘The Family Guy’. In exchange for Microsoft’s sponsorship, the show’s producers would write a special episode of their show which would promote the newest version of Billy Gates’ operating system, Windows 7.

We don’t know what Microsoft envisioned, when it $igned on for ‘a variety show episode called Family Guy Presents: Seth And Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show, featuring animated and live sketches’. We do know that they were shocked, shocked, I tell you, over what they got:

Microsoft executives were shocked to discover that quips lined up for the show were not PC. Jokes planned for the special edition covered incest, the Holocaust and deaf people. The company will no longer back the programme in a deal said to have been worth millions. (Daily Mail)

Obviously, nobody in Microsoft’s executive suites bothered to watch episodes of ‘Family Guy’, before they ponied up million$ for a special episode. If they had done their homework, they’d know how politically incorrect the show’s writers - Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein - really are. If they had done their homework, they’d know about past ‘Family Guy’ controversies: prior episodes featured jokes about abortion, Mother Teresa, pedophilia, and much, much, more. Instead, they blundered into an show biz icon of inKorrectness, then, in a gutless and girlie panic, set their hair on fire. LOSERS!

Microsoft’s suits need to grow a pair, a badly needed ‘sprouting’ which is long overdue. Since, they can’t, or won’t, get over it, the FSOP is forced to make these cringing, computer code wrangling, cretins, the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girliemen of the Week.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Brit Korrectniks Paint A Bull’s-Eye on Free Speech

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load: Brit Korrectniks Paint A Bull’s-Eye on Free Speech

Despite inhabiting Earth for 67 years, Christian Pauline Howe, was still unprepared for the antics she witnessed at a local GLAAD BAAG Pride prance-a-thon. Horrified by the experience, our heroine sat down and wrote a impassioned letter to the Elected Tormentors on the Norwich City Council. It was, as things turned out, a reality check which made a strong impression on the Norwich nitwits:

She fired off a letter to the council describing the march as a 'public display of indecency' that was 'offensive to God'.

She wrote: 'It is shameful that this small but vociferous lobby should be allowed such a display unwarranted by the minimal number of homosexuals.'

The letter went on to describe homosexuals as 'sodomites', said homosexuality had 'contributed to the downfall of every empire' and added that 'gay sex was a major cause of sexually transmitted infections'. (Daily Mail)

Did the local council pay attention? You better believe it, Sparky:

[Our heroine] received a response from the council's deputy chief executive, Bridget Buttinger, who said it was the local authority's "duty... to eliminate discrimination of all kinds. The content of your letter has been assessed as potentially being hate related because of the views you expressed towards people of a certain sexual orientation. Your details and details of the contents of your letter have been recorded as such and passed to the police."

The two police officers later turned up at her home in Poringland, near Norwich, and informed her the contents of her letter had caused offence.

That’s right, PIGsters, for exercising her free speech birthright to express her moral objections to GLAAD BAAG fun and games, Christian was put on a ‘hate crimes’ watch list and given a tongue lashing by a pair of Korrectnik badge packers. Ironically, while the Norwich (in)justice system defends their heavy-handed antics, Christian Howe is getting some support from a GLAAD BAAG equality group, Stonewall, who deemed the Norwich response ‘Disproportionate’.

In this case, the principle is much more important than the particulars. Christian Howe’s only crime is daring to express her heartfelt opinion. She didn’t make any threats, she just gave the local council a piece of her mind. That might not be popular in Korrectnik infested J.O.E., but, whether the Korrectniks like it or not, it is - as Christian would insist - her God-given birthright.

As a sovereign individual, I am not compelled to agree with Christian’s opinion. I am, however, required to support her inherent right to express her heartfelt opinions, without unwarranted, Nanny State, interference.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: Child Care Nazis turn a good neighbor into public enemy number one

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load: Child Care Nazis turn a good neighbor into public enemy number one

If you want to get up close and personal with the dark underbelly of the Nanny State, I suggest that you have a chat with a Michigan resident named Lisa Snyder. As far as I can tell, she’s a kind-hearted woman whose only ‘sin’ against the Nanny State is being a good neighbor. Despite that, the usual suspects seem determined to make her public enemy number one.

As far as the brain-dead asshats who infest the state’s child protection bureaucracy are concerned, there’s no excuse for Lisa’s ‘unforgivable’ antics.

Each day before the school bus comes to pick up the neighborhood's children, Lisa Snyder did a favor for three of her fellow moms, welcoming their children into her home for about an hour before they left for school.

Regulators who oversee child care, however, don't see it as charity. Days after the start of the new school year, Snyder received a letter from the Michigan Department of Human Services warning her that if she continued, she'd be violating a law aimed at the operators of unlicensed day care centers.

"I was freaked out. I was blown away," she said. "I got on the phone immediately, called my husband, then I called all the girls" — that is, the mothers whose kids she watches — "every one of them."

Snyder's predicament has led to a debate in Michigan about whether a law that says no one may care for unrelated children in their home for more than four weeks each calendar year unless they are licensed day-care providers needs to be changed. It also has irked parents who say they depend on such friendly offers to help them balance work and family. (Ace of Spades blog)

When the Nanny State nitwits turn a good neighbor like Lisa Snyder into a ‘criminal’, it’s time to march on the state capitol and give these power-obsessed, bureaucratic, pissants a one-way ticket out of town. Enough is enough!

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Obama's Self-Appointed Goose-Stepping Goons

I find it funny that the BD/SM loving Democrats continue defying all logic by hosting Town Hall meetings. It's almost like they think they will come up with something clever to say and "poof" we will all go away. I'm thinking maybe they' re hoping they can get a You Tube worthy moment by finding one where maybe their supporters of socialized health care out number the opponents.

In one of the latest Town Hall tussles in Reston, VA, an aptly named ass-crack of an police officer, Officer Wesley Cheeks Jr, takes it upon himself to become one of Obama's self-appointed, goose-stepping goon's by declaring martial law on the freedom of expression.

Taking issue with a poster depicting his leader as the "Joker," Officer Ass-Crack imposed the new Obama version of "Selective Free Speech."

From WND --

A video of the town hall held earlier this week by Rep. Jim Moran, D-Va., shows an unnamed protester standing on school grounds carrying a sign that read "Organizing for National Socialist Health Care – The Final Solution" and depicted Barack Obama in the Joker's makeup.

Officer Wesley Cheeks Jr. then told the protester that even though others were holding signs, his sign was unacceptable because of the depiction of Obama.

"But you got this with a picture," Cheeks said, explaining why the protester was being singled out from the others. "That's the difference. This has got a picture on it. That don't have a picture on it.

"Sir, leave the picture down," the officer said. "If you put the picture back up, you'll be charged with trespassing."

The protester continued the argument, wondering how his presence among hundreds of others at the town hall meeting could be deemed trespassing.

The officer answered, "If I told you once to take it down and you put it back up, I can charge you with whatever I want to charge you with."

Unable to turn the Town Haller in at the Ruler of Red Shed's "Neighbor Fink Link" -- created especially for silencing these type of so-called "anti-socialized health care hooligans" trying to exercises their God-given & Constitutionally protected rights -- the colonically challenged ass hat of a handcuffer just threatens to just make up a law and charge the guy.

How American!

Well if that sign got Officer Cheeks all tightened up, after buffing up his shiny black knee high boots, I'm sure this sign would have him herding you off into a cattle car.

Click here and you can see video of the incident and a brief run down on many of the Town Hall tussles.

Steaming Load of the Week Award: MSNBC works overtime to transform a sovereign individual who happens to be BLACK, into the great white bigot militia

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: MSNBC works overtime to transform a sovereign individual who happens to be BLACK, into the great white bigot militia member.

His name is Chris and his 15 minutes of fame started, when he showed up to at ‘spontaneous’ rally promoting Messiah Barry’s DeathCare. Chris wasn’t there to kneel at Hopey McChange’s feet. He was there to punctuate his opposition to the Red Shed’s Marxist assault on our liberty, by wearing an AR-15 slung over his shoulder and a holstered handgun strapped to his hip. When questioned, on camera, by local reporters, Chris, who was clean-cut, and nicely dressed, defended our inalienable individual liberty eloquently, expertly, without resorting to name-calling. He is, to say the least, very impressive and a one of the rugged American individuals, whom we venerate, here in the FSOP.

In addition to being a eloquent spokesman for our liberty, Chris is also the Broadcast Blowjob Brigade’s worst nightmare. He’s a rational adult, a sovereign individual, who also happens to be BLACK. To a rational adult, Chris’ race falls squarely in the "so what?" column, but, at MSM outlets, in general, and at MSNBC, in particular, it’s intolerable. What to do?

If you’re what passes for a ‘journalist’ at MSNBC, you ‘tweak’ this nightmare, by spending HOURS editing all traces of the ultimate inconvenient truth - a sovereign, Obama sucks, individual who happens to be black - from your so called ‘news’ report. How? You crop the image of Chris down to a tight shot of the AR-15 worn by a man wearing a white dress shirt and dark slacks. When you’re done, all traces of Chris’ race, all traces of an eloquent - liberty loving - individual who happens to be black, have been expunged.

Just getting started, MSNBC then spewed deliberately inflammatory bullshit about armed and dangerous great white bigots painting a bull’s-eye - in the most literal sense - on America’s first Melanin-Enriched president:

MSNBC's Contessa Brewer: "A man at a pro-health care reform rally just outside wore a semiautomatic assault rifle on his shoulder and a pistol on his hip. The Associated Press [reported] about a dozen people in all at that event were visible carrying firearms.

The reason we're talking about this—a lot of talk here Dylan—because people feel like yes, there are Second Amendment rights, for sure, but also there are questions about whether this has racial overtones. You have a man of color in the Presidency and white people showing up with guns strapped to their waists."

If the full impact of this blatant bullshit eludes you, here’s how Neal Boortz summed it up:

OK .. let's ferret out the "facts" contained in Contessa's news story.

* We had a rally for ObamaCare
* A man at that rally was carrying a semiautomatic assault rifle
* The man carrying the rifle was white.

If you want to see this MSNBC stinker, AND a compelling YouTube video, which will let Chris dazzle you with his eloquent - passionate, without bellowing - defense of our liberty, you can find it on Neal Boortz blog: Here

By now, every rational adult knows that MSNBC is (alleged) journalism’s asshole, so we shouldn’t be shocked, that it poops out a Steaming Load as humongous as this one. The only thing ‘new’ here is that Chris "The Tingler" Matthews, Keith Assholemann, that Ed Schultz piece of shit, and Rachel Maddow, aren’t the biggest turds in the bowl.

MSNBC’s crapper is full to overflowing. It’s time to call in the rational adult version of Roto Rooter and FLUSH this steaming pile of turds out of our misery.

Tree Huggers vs. Illegal Immigrants

Oh Boy... this is gonna be great!

The Numbers USA website points out a growing conflict within the korrectnik cadre of "wipe your ass twice with the same square" tree huggers over the impact on the environment by illegal immigrants.

A recent essay posted on an environmental website at Yale University, YaleGlobal, discusses the touchy subject of immigration's impact on environmentalism. The positions that political liberals take on both issues can often contradict each other.

"Moving toward population stabilization would contribute significantly to America’s ability to solve its domestic problems as well as many of those abroad, especially energy and resource consumption, climate change and environmental sustainability..."

Contrary to popular thought, the dominant force fueling America’s demographic growth is not natural increase, but immigration. This is because immigrants not only add their own numbers to the nation’s overall population, but also contribute a disproportionate number of births whose effects are compounded over time. Yale Global Online.

Even the website Treehugger.com in their coverage of the essay points out the sensitivity of the immigration topic for environmentalists.

Obviously this is a touchy subject. Many immigrants are not driven by the desire to make big families that tax the environment....

If they're smart, the illegals will "head out" faster than a cheek splitting spicy burrito eaten at 3:00am after a night of hard drinking!

Destroying almost as many jobs, if not more than the border jumpers, the tree huggers are a force to be reckoned with. In their last battle these fir-loving fanatics launched a full frontal assault by invading the campus of UC Beserkeley.

Led by Zachary RunningWolf and taking refuge in a stand of trees, these deciduous dipweeds halted construction at an athletic center for over a year.

After biting several arborist's trying to peacefully remove them from the trees the tree huggers unleashed an aerial attack with urine and excrement filled balloons on campus officials. UC Beserkeley was forced to call in "tree ninjas" for their eventual removal.

The illegal border jumpers better herd up their goats, round up their roosters, call cousin Paco the Peach Picker in from the fields, yell from the top of the highest taco stand for the rest of their jobstealing cousins to throw the blanket over the burro and head south for the border!

With Pancho Villa long gone - these border jumping bandito's don't stand a chance in a fight against the shaggy bark humping Huns.

Gore's Cap & Trade Global Governance

Like a fat kid in a candy store filled with Ho-Ho's & Milky Ways, Al "The Energy Whore" Gore is feasting on the Cap & Trade fantasy that stems from the lefts undying desire to fix something that doesn't exist - Global Warming.

One upping the Pope's call for a global economy, Mr. The Sky is Falling Gore is promoting Cap & Trade as a way for global governance.

From WND --

Former Vice President Al Gore, whose "An Inconvenient Truth" video epistle on the claims of global warming has not weathered recent scientific research, now has promised at a conference in the United Kingdom that the impending virtual energy tax under the U.S. "cap-and-trade" legislation will bring about "global governance."

Gore, who this year famously left his Nashville mansion's driveway brightly illuminated during the "Earth Hour" event that promoted energy savings, was speaking at the Smith School World Forum on Enterprise and the Environment.

He cited the "cap-and-trade" legislation in the U.S. Congress that by President Obama's own estimate would cause utility bills to skyrocket for American consumers.
Those taxes are good, Gore said. More...

These taxes are good? The man must be delirious from heat stroke!

Here is the YouTube video of Mr. Heat Miser expending more hot air.

Oberlin School District Wipes the Ass of Lady Liberty with Pledge of Allegiance

If Lady Liberty had a "set" - this dandy doozy by the jack-booted, goose-stepping brown shirted educrats running the Oberlin OH School District just gave her a sack splitting kick in the 'nads.

After being confronted by the Lorain 9.12 Meet-Up Group on their attempts of outlawing students from citing the Pledge of Allegiance during school...

"In Lorain county we have undertaken an initiative to get the pledge of allegiance back into the Oberlin public school system. We have attended school board meetings and sent mass mailings and done precinct walking. Unfortunately the best we have managed is a pathetic comprise offer of someone saying the pledge, excluding "under God", over the intercom once a month."

... the camp guards (school board) running the Youth Indoctrination Program for the Oberlin School District issued this edict regarding the reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance....

"Citing the pledge of allegiance is not a part of each structured school day. However, at least once and no more than five times each month, as determined by the building principal, the pledge of allegiance shall be read over the public address system in each school building. The pledge of allegiance is an acknowledgment of the freedoms enjoyed by Americans, which includes the rights of dissent and freedom of expression. Teachers are responsible for ensuring that in each classroom no student is to be compelled to join in reciting the pledge, nor shall any student be compelled to refrain from reciting the pledge. Any incidence of hazing, discrimination, bullying, or other form of disparagement of a student choice regarding recitation of the pledge will be considered a major disciplinary infraction and will be referred to the principal for consequences.

The pledge of allegiance and the accompanying preamble will be read together on all occasions of recitation of the pledge: "All students are equally welcome to remain silent or to join in reciting the pledge of allegiance; I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

In addition, the Superintendent shall issue Administrative Guidelines to assure that the Pledge of Allegiance and its historical context will be taught at an appropriate level of sophistication as part of the curriculum in each grade level.

Thank you for your support!

The above edict is just wrong on so many levels. And I always thought the historical context of the Pledge of Allegiance was taught in history class. I guess the "remove all aspects of "God & Country" from our schools changed that. As we now see - the Oberlin School District will refer students to the Superintendent for "re-education" should they fail to adhere by the indoctrination program. Boy, dont I feel like a "stupid American."

Isn't it ironic that as the jack boots intensify their efforts to remove "God & Country" from our schools and the minds of our children they are more than wiling to accept government money bearing those soon to be illegal words - "In God We Trust."

With this, I urge everyone to contact the Oberlin School District and let's help them out. I believe we should all contact these goose-stepping educrats and force them to stand on their beliefs - by asking them to reject any future form of government funding. If they did - wouldn't that be a double standard? Wouldn't that make them hypocrites? After all they are recieving it from the government of the country they no longer wish to embrace and it bears that terrible - "In God We Trust" phrase.

The armed band wearing brown shirts of the Oberlin School District can be contacted at the following email addresses...

bweiss@oberlin.k12.oh.us, pjones@oberlin.k12.oh.us, malegant@oberlin.k12.oh.us, sjones@oberlin.k12.oh.us, iyarber@oberlin.k12.oh.us

Just in case these korrectnik educrats are busy charging up their cattle prods for hall duty and can't get to their emails- let's come together like good Americans and help them out by contacting our elected State of Ohio officials, Ohio Board of Education & Ohio School Board Association and urge them to remove Oberlin School District from the government payroll.

Click Here for a list Ohio State Representitives.

Click Here for a list of Ohio Senators.

Click Here to find your elected officials.

Click Here for a list of State Board of Education Members

Ohio Dept. of Education
Deborah Delisle (State Superintendent)
25 South Front Street
Columbus, Ohio 43215-4183
877-644-6338

Ohio School Board Association
8050 N High St Ste 100
Columbus, OH 43235
Phone: 614/540-4000
Fax: 614/540-4100

Hate Crime Bill turns Clergy into Criminals and Teaching Christianity Illegal

The radical gay agenda (RGA) is launching a full frontal, Scud Missile-like attack on our religious freedoms and our right to free speech. But in this attack, the missiles are aimed at the backs of clergymen.

Yep, another group of people that want to be treated equal, are again requesting special status classification. While there was no equality in the Miss America Pageant and Miss Tex-hot-ass was the target of venomous hate and blatant bias by a queer blogger causing her to lose the crown - the hip swiveling sissy's want to make it illegal for anyone to speak or preach God's word and/or make our right to free speech the right to selectively chosen, politically correct free speech....

Members of the U.S. House Judiciary Committee today rejected an opportunity to protect Christian pastors who preach the biblical condemnation of homosexuality and approved on a 15-12 vote a "hate crimes" bill that supporters admit could be used to bring charges against religious leaders.

The bill, H.R. 1913, now will be considered by the full House of Representatives. The committee rejected a number of amendments offered by several members seeking to protect religious liberty, to protect the unborn, to protect against violence by illegal aliens, and to clarify the bill's meanings of "gender identity" and "sexual orientation." (WND)

Elevated to a "Super Special Class" status, the passage of this bill will allow the rights of these gender benders to trump our constitutional rights. The passage of this bill would make you a criminal if you were being offended by their sissified, perverted behavior, whether it be publicly or in private and now the church itself.

A known threat to hamsters, gerbils and small rodents across the world, the RGA has infiltrated the public schools and forcefully indoctrinate children into thinking Gay is OK. Students resisting this teaching are routinely suspended and parents are often left helpless with no recourse. This bill would now prevent the teachings of the Bible in religious schools.

Our inherent rights, and many parental rights, continually take a backseat (no pun intended) for their so-called special rights. I guess part of being a bone bopper means your special rights gives you permission to offend anybody without a care in the world. This attack on our religious freedom, right to free speech, parental rights and attempts at redefining our Constitution must be stopped.

For many the church is the only place where our religious values are not under attack. It is crucial for everyone to contact your congressman and voice your anger and outrage over this bill. By the standards in this bill - Jesus would be considered a racist, bigoted, hate-monger.

Any congressional clown voting in support of this bull, oops, bill, also supports taking away your God-given rights. Contact them and tell them, if they support this bill - their privileged to serve our country -- will be taken away on their next election day!

Click here to find your Congressman. Below are a list of Ohio's...

Austria, Steve Ohio 7th
Boccieri, John A. Ohio 16th
Boehner, John A. Ohio 8th
Driehaus, Steve Ohio 1st
Fudge, Marcia L. Ohio 11th
Jordan, Jim Ohio 4th
Kaptur, Marcy Ohio 9th
Kucinich, Dennis J. Ohio 10th
LaTourette, Steven C. Ohio, 14th
Latta, Robert E., Ohio 5th
Kilroy, Mary Jo, Ohio 15th
Ryan, Tim Ohio 17th
Schmidt, Jean Ohio 2nd
Space, Zachary T. Ohio 18th
Sutton, Betty Ohio 13th
Tiberi, Pat Ohio 12th
Turner, Michael Ohio 3rd
Wilson, Charles A. Ohio 6th

Steaming Load of the Week Award #1 -- Uncle Sam paints a bull’s-eye on Sheriff Joe

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load Award #1: Uncle Sam paints a bull’s-eye on Sheriff Joe.

If a man’s worth is measured by the enemies he’s picked up along the way, PIG Hero Joe Arpaio is worth a king’s ransom. Undeterred by the whining from a who’s who of caterwauling, border jumper coddling, Colonista rat bastards, Maricopa County Sheriff, Joe Apraio started working his way up the political puke food chain.

One of his early, most vociferous, foes is Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon, but that piece of Elected Tormentor crap was just the beginning. In the fullness of time, Sheriff Joe incurred the wrath of Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano (now Secretary of Homeland Stupidity under Messiah Barry). She did her best to trim Sheriff Joe’s sails, but our hero just shrugged it off and kept on defending American sovereignty from these border jumping scumbag invaders.

As impressive as that is, Sheriff Joe was still mired in Arizona politics. That’s ancient history, now, because Uncle Sam himself has entered the fight, on the side of America’s border jumping scumbag enemies. A recent Arizona Republic story aired out those rancid facts:

The U.S. Justice Department has launched a civil-rights investigation of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office after months of mounting complaints that deputies are discriminating in their enforcement of federal immigration laws.

Officials from the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division notified Sheriff Joe Arpaio on Tuesday that they had begun the investigation, which will focus on whether deputies are engaging in "patterns or practices of discriminatory police practices and unconstitutional searches and seizures."

An expert said it is the department's first civil-rights probe related to immigration enforcement.

In a two-page letter dated Tuesday, Loretta King, acting assistant attorney general, said that if the investigation uncovers violations, her office will work with Arpaio to find remedies.

Is Sheriff Joe quaking in his boots? Hardly:

"I am not going to be intimidated by the politics and by the Justice Department," Arpaio said. "I want the people of Arizona to know this: I will continue to enforce all the immigration laws."

Familiar with this kind of politically-motivated ‘gotcha’, Sheriff Joe won’t surrender control of his department to Obamunist Colonistas without a fight. He vows to go to court, before he will allow the (In)Justice Department to castrate his department, the way they have in other jurisdictions.

The Free State of PIG is PISSED over this frontal assault on one of the foremost defenders of America sovereignty. If Phil Gordon, Janet Napolitano, and Attorney General Eric Holder want to live with diseased, chronically needy parasites...if they want to live in cities/states/nations which are tyrannized by heavily armed, out of control, drug gangs, that can be easily arranged. We don’t need to IMPORT that bullshit to make them happy. All they need to do is surrender their American citizenship and MOVE TO F***ING MEXICO, where they can get nonstop tyranny and unrelenting poverty.

These turds need to be flushed, NOW.

11 Ways for "Greener" Sex

Have you always thought "green" sex was a box of lime Jell-O & a hottie in the bathtub? Me too! Well, we're both wrong!

Now the tree-hugging global warming idiots are trying to take the fun out of good old headboard banging sex, and have come up with 11 ways for environmentally sound "green" sex!

1. Organic Lubricants
2. Bamboo Sheets
3. Eco-Lingerie
4. Environmentally Friendly Condoms
5. Sustainable Wooden Paddles
6. Phthalate-Free Vibrators
7. Certified Fair Trade Chocolate
8. Local Flowers
9. Sex Kits
10. Organic Wine
11. DivaCup (This is absolutely disgusting)

This makes me wonder if a guy caught having sex with his picnic table would be considered "green" sex?

Anyway, click here to read about the above asinine "screw a knot in a tree" reasons behind these brilliant bone-bending ideas.

Waffles & Grits in the White House

During this past election a couple of guys were given a hard time about making money off of Obama "waffling" during his campaign by selling Obama Waffles.

Korrectnik AP writer, Joan Lowy, conjured up imaginary race issues in her feeble mind and blasted these poor guys who were just trying to make a buck as racist.

Speaking to culinary students visiting the White House kitchen, Michelle Obama let it slip that President O-Waffler really likes waffles...

"There are some mean waffles and grits that are made in the morning that have become a regular staple for some of us," Obama said. But she didn't reveal exactly for who that breakfast pairing has become a morning favorite. Though she was quick to add that she's not the one who eats waffles every day. (Fox News)

Now we all know the waffling during his campaign has turned into lies during PBO's short time in office. But I am curious if Lowy will write an apology to the guys she called racist and if AG Holder will call her a coward if she doesn't?

Bull-SCHIP attack on Smokers!

One way or another, the smokers in this country are always under attack. All across America if there is a stadium to be built, a convention center to be had, or any other project for a community - since nobody likes smoker's anyway - the easiest way to get money is raise cigarette taxes.

With the help of 40 Republican Senators and bleating, "This is good. This is good," President Barack O-Free Pass, set on shrouding our country with his socialist shawl, took the first step towards paying for Govt. funded healthcare...

The bill calls for spending an additional $32.8 billion on the State Children's Health Insurance Program, known as SCHIP, which now enrolls an estimated 7 million children. Lawmakers generated that revenue by raising the federal tobacco tax.

Federal money for the program was set to expire March 31, barring action by Congress. To cover the increase in spending, the bill would boost the federal excise tax on a pack of cigarettes by 62 cents, to $1.01 a pack. (PD)

Much to the dismay of Ohio Governor, Rev. Ted, the SCHIP bill was vetoed twice by former President Bush. Bush supported increasing healthcare for children but at the time congress refused to curb their desire on including adults, middle income families and refused to close loop holes allowing coverage for illegal immigrants.

Bush wanted to cover MORE poor children than the original version. The democrats balked when Bush called their bluff and said he would support their program ONLY IF - "all poor children eligible for the program be found and enrolled before any in slightly higher-income families could be covered."

"....states must get at least 95 percent of children in families with incomes below 200 percent of the poverty level enrolled in the program before eligibility could be expanded. No state meets that benchmark."

So now, not only will smokers be forced to pay for stadiums, convetions centers, etc... we will also be the main funding source for Socialized Healthcare. But this is where I get a smokin' in the boys room, "hot-boxing" like head rush on their thinking.

It is estimated that the increased tax from the SCHIP bill will reduce youth smoking by about 7 percent and overall cigarette consumption by 4 percent. Combined with the jack-booted, goose-stepping bans many cities and states have placed on where or when you can smoke - one must question the wisdom of the Cigarette Nazi's.

It get's better - now the "snuff 'em out" Sparky's in D.C. and the butt-smoking Barack have inserted $75 Million into the bloated Stimulus bill for smoking cessation programs!

The head rush is kicking in now! We're going to spend $32 Million for socialized healthcare funded on cigarette taxes then spend $75 Million to help people stop smoking!

Priceless!

Steaming Load of the Week Award -- School district takes a dump on America’s veterans

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load of the Week

Steaming Load #1: School district takes a dump on America’s veterans.

Worried that the Veterans Day holiday was a complete mystery to their captive student audience, the school board in District 300 (Carpentersville, Illinois) made a command decision to resolve the issue. How? You’re going to be thrilled.

Instead of using this ‘confusion’ as a teachable moment, the school board gave our fighting men and women, past, present and future, the finger by eliminating Veterans Day as an official school holiday. Instead of spending some quality time, teaching the students about the sacrifices our veterans made for our liberty, the school board took a dump on every warrior who put on a uniform, picked up weapon, and went in arm’s way to defend this nation conceived in liberty.

Local veterans groups think this is spiffy, because Veterans Day is an observance, not a holiday. No argument, but this still sticks in our craw, because this change puts the wrong message in those young minds full of mush. It tells them that Veterans Day is no different than any other ‘observance’. It puts the service, the sacrifice, of our warriors on the same level as ‘gay pride day’, ‘black history month’ or ‘armless Albanian albino appreciation day’. It makes the students think that vets are just another group of yahoos clamoring for some ‘undeserved’ attention. Here, in the Free State of PIG, that turd won’t float.

In the Free State of PIG, we think Veterans Day deserves more than ‘business as usual’. Our veterans are special and we need to do more to salute them in our nation’s cess-schools, then squeeze a few relevant sentences into the lesson plan.

This turd stinks and needs to be flushed. Give the kids their holiday from class, then put them in a bus and drive them to the nearest veterans cemetery, where they can get up close and personal with the ultimate sacrifice our vets paid for our liberty...

Perpetrated by: Hambo