At least he meant well!
From the PD --
Brunswick Hills Township- Drinking and golfing all day could not stop Jeremy Clary from attending a wedding Saturday.
He decided he was too drunk to drive his truck from a golf course in Valley City. So he compromised. He unhooked a golf cart's global positioning system and drove it about seven miles to the wedding.
It seemed like the perfect plan, but on the return trip, a Brunswick Hills Township police officer stopped the 29-year-old Strongsville resident and cited him with his third drunken-driving offense. More....