Iran will teach U.S. a Lesson

Get your note pads ready kiddies - Iran is going to teach us a lesson!

See by playing nice and "making up" a new nuke report saying - "Iran is being good and has no nukes," just empowers and

emboldens these arab ass hats

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From

Iran Focus --

Iran's Armed Forces Chief of Staff Major General Hassan Firouzabadi has said that his country's armed forces are ready to teach the United States a lesson if it crosses the line, Iran's state-run Press TV channel reported on Saturday.

"America's enmity towards Iran stems from the fact that they know Iran's revolutionary ideology is against their quest for domination," Firouzabadi was quoted as saying in the northeastern Iranian city of Mashhad.

"We say that our nuclear energy is for peaceful purposes and we have proven it," Firouzabadi said. "Those who allege that Iran is a threat have to prove their claims."

"The Islamic Republic of Iran has always endangered the illegitimate accumulation of wealth by superpowers," he added.

It would be sort of nice to have Iran come over and teach our country a lesson. I want to be in the class with all the anti-war, muslim loving, democrats that get their panties in a bunch everytime we take a hard line on Iran.

As they are completely oblivious to the suicidal effect of allowing Iran to be a dominant & major influence in the mid-east, I will just stick with the social part of these lessons.

First they will line up all the females (teachers & students) in the courtyard. They will be divided among groups.... females having affairs with male teachers in the break room in one section, feminazi's in another, divorced female teachers in another, females wearing skirts, low cut blouses, high heels, hip huggers, etc... in another.

The adulterous females & feminazi's will get stoned to death first, the divorced women get 50 lashes and the sexy dressed teachers & students get 25 lashes and are sent home to wash dishes and sweep the floor for the rest of their life. Burqua's will be issued to the rest of the females teachers and then - they are sent home to wash dishes and sweep the floor for the rest of their life.

Now we get to the male teachers & students. First question they are asked is...

Smoke dope, skip rope, or like boys better than girls?

Anyone answering yes is immediately hung! There will be gay guys swinging from trees like pinatas at an illegal immigrant birthday party!

Books and any other learning material is burned and replaced with the Koran. Gym class will no longer be the same; "special teachers" have a new form of physical activity for the boys.

You can be sure, the teacher union's will the wedgies in their cracks pulled all the way up for this full frontal assault on their liberalization of this country. I could hear them now, "How dare these Iranians come in and force the Koran on our students and ruin our hard work of trying to indoctrinate the radical gay agenda into our children." These liberal logheads will take to the street in protest of these new rules. No doubt their demands will be taken into consideration as Iran is known to love protesting teachers.

Of course when this happens all of the liberal support groups - ACLU, GLAAD, Code Pink, NEA, etc.... will be fit to be tied. Seeing that each group is having thier right's trampled and they are being offended, these groups will saddle up to join in protest.

Watching some Iranian justice dispensed on these groups will be the highlight of the lesson for me!