Steaming Load Award #1: Chad punching parasites vote themselves a payday at achievers’ expense.

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Chad punching parasites vote themselves a payday at achievers’ expense.

In 1993, an exceptionally perceptive writer, Charles Sykes, wrote his definitive book on Korrectness, "A Nation of Victims". In it, he demonstrated how ‘sensitivity’ was the gold standard for victimhood, a gold standard which automatically trumped the inalienable individual liberty of oppressors. In the intervening 15 years, Sykes has been proven right, time and time again. His stellar prose still resonates, but there’s a new kid on the block which supercedes victimhood and the cult of sensitivity.

In 2008, after gathering its forces in the dark, unexplored, nether regions of America, a new group seized control of America. ‘Sensitivity’ is still a powerful force which keeps victimhood at the forefront of American society. But, on November 4, 2008, perpetual victims were eclipsed by a critical mass of parasites whose gold standard is ‘need’.

The new parasite power brokers are exemplified by the Flori-DUH woman, who was interviewed, after sitting at the feet of her Marxist Messiah. Utterly, disgustingly, orgasmic, this woman proclaimed that all her financial worries were over. If she needed gas for her car. The Messiah would give it to her. If she didn’t have the funds to pay her mortgage, no problem, the Messiah would pay it for her. If she ran into any shortage of funds, her Messiah would mug an achiever and give this parasite bitch anything, everything, she might want, or - TA DA - need.

In a bygone age, the ‘old’ Messiah fed a multitude with five loaves and two fishes. On November 4th, 2008, the ‘new’ Messiah put his own spin on feeding the multitude’s need. With the sweep of his hand, and those magic Marxist Messiah words - from each according to his ability, to each according to his need - Barry Obama turned hard work and achievement into cardinal sins. He cast a spell which gives tax cuts to Americans who don’t pay taxes. He magically fed the unending need of the parasite multitude by transforming the fruits of your labor from YOUR personal property, into the rightful property of the all powerful Nanny State. The Marxist Messiah transformed hard-working sovereign individuals into slaves of the Nanny State and made the clamoring parasite horde the achievers' new masters. Compared to that, loaves and fishes is kid stuff.

Normally, this is the point where I’d invoke some flushing the turd out of the bowl verbiage, but not this time. This steaming load has overflowed the bowl and created a blockage so massive that even Joe the Plumber would think twice before he tackled it.