Steaming Load Award: Carleton University pukes stop charity fund raising, because disease isn’t ‘inclusive’ enough

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: University pukes stop charity fund raising, because disease isn’t ‘inclusive’ enough.

For nearly 50 years, students attending 65 Ivory Towers throughout Canada participated in the Shinearama fundraiser. For the past 25 years, Carleton University has done its part to raise money for the Shinearama's recipient, the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. This year, the commissars ruling over the Carleton University Student Association, decided to dump the annual charity like a bad habit. Why? Because, the disease isn’t "inclusive" enough to satisfy these knee-jerk campus Korrectniks.

How politically incorrect is cystic fibrosis? Very, because its victims are, predominantly whitey, and - GASP - male! I’m shocked, shocked, I tell you and so were the steaming turds running the student association:

‘...Every year near the beginning of fall classes, during university orientation for new arrivals, students fan out across the city and seek donations from passersby. According to the motion, "all orientees and volunteers should feel like their fundraising efforts will serve their (sic) diverse communities."...’ (Vancouver Sun)

If cystic fibrosis isn’t suitably inclusive, what about other diseases that are equally guilty when it comes to being improperly diverse? Should whitey be asked to raise money for a sickle cell charity, when the disease is largely restricted to the melanin-enriched? Should men be asked to raise money for an ovarian cancer charity, which is - DUH - restricted to women? What about having adults raise money to fight diseases which only nail tykes? Where do we draw the line? How far do these Carleton Korrectniks want to take this improperly-inclusive disease ethnic cleansing?

This giant pile of Carleton shit takes Korrectness to a whole new level. When you start dissing a disease for not being inclusive, you’ve got your head shoved WAY, WAY, WAY up your own butt. In fact, it appears to be a new world’s record.

Ironically, the commissars on this student association council, need to attend some remedial ethnicity classes, because the ‘Caucasians’ impacted by cystic fibrosis aren’t all lily white, or male. Cathleen Morrison, chief executive of the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, nailed the student association commissars with this objective reality bitch slap:

The rationale for dropping cystic fibrosis as the beneficiary is not correct, she said. CF is diagnosed just as often among girls as boys, although the health of girls deteriorates more rapidly, she said. It is commonly considered an illness that affects Caucasians, but that includes people from the Middle East, South America, North Africa and the Indian subcontinent. " 'Caucasian' as we understand it isn't just white people," said Morrison. "It includes people with a whole rainbow of skins." (Vancouver Sun)

I don’t give a flaming damn if a disease only impacts Ivory Tower Korrectniks who got shit poisoning after shoving their heads up their asses. I don’t care if a disease only impacts neo-Marxist shitbags who hate liberty. If I am properly motivated to ‘help my fellow man’ my primary concern is that the folks running the charity aren’t lining their own pockets with my largesse. Obviously, that kind of attitude won’t fly at Carleton, where a disease must be vetted and proved beneficial to the properly-hyphenated, and ONLY the properly-hyphenated.

If you’re looking for the world’s asshole, you’ll find it at Carlton University in Canada, where the giant turds on the student association are clogging the bowl. There’s only one cure for this insanity: FLUSH!

Perpetrated by: Hambo