Steaming Load Award: Educrat Turds do the Tennessee two-step, on a government-schooled inmate

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Educrat Turds do the Tennessee two-step, on a government-schooled inmate.

Normally, I wouldn’t elevate a Zero Tolerance Zombie epic to a Steaming Load, but this one really pisses me off.

The cess-school system in the Steaming Load bull’s-eye is a blight on America called Andersonville Elementary (Tennessee). This week, they invoked their Zero Tolerance Zombie policy and nailed 8 inmates with a year-long suspension for a variety of infractions: ‘a written threat to shoot a school principal, a written "hit list," a belt buckle with a pair of brass knuckles, a loaded gun clip, a student carrying a drug, and an alleged assault on a classmate’. I hear those wheels turning, math monkey and you’re right that’s only 7.

Number 8 is the one that has my blood boiling. The infraction sounds serious: bringing a gun to school hidden in a student’s backpack. Was this a narrowly averted school shooting? Not exactly. The gun was a TOY GUN, and the student in question is a still wet behind the ears KINDERGARTNER.

How the hell do they equate a kindergartner’s toy gun with death threats, brass knuckles, and an assault on a classmate? What the shit is wrong with these asshats? I am beyond livid, I’m thisclose to loading up Old Betsy and booking a flight to the Volunteer State.

A rational adult on the local boom box dial, Terry Frank, nails it with this prose:

"Until every parent either homeschools, demands vouchers, or places their children in private schools, you're going to continue to see this kind of utter foolishness and insanity," she wrote. "As this young kindergartner was being expelled, my own little third grader was carrying his wooden rifle replica to his class project as part of his re-enactment of Daniel Boone," she continued. "Had he appeared at one of our bureaucratic institutions, he would have needed to convert Daniel Boone's gun to ploughshares."

The turds floating in this cess-school bowl need to be flushed, IMMEDIATELY, starting with a butt bullet named V. L. Stonecipher, who steadfastly defends this insanity.

Perpetrated by: Hambo