Girlieman of the Week -- Bradley LaShawn Fowler

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: July 11, 2008

Girlieman: Bradley LaShawn Fowler
Girlie Antics: Took whining to a new level.

He’s alienated from, disowned by, his family, but it’s not his fault. He’s been in the slammer, but that’s probably not his fault, either. He has been subjected to verbal abuse, discrimination, episodes of hate and physical violence, but that’s not his fault, either. For years, decades, through no fault of his own, he has been besieged by physical discomfort, and "periods of demoralization, chaos and bewilderment". Bradley is a basket case, but it’s not his fault.

You’ll be thrilled to learn that Bradley has finally, after decades of ‘why are they picking on me’ misery, identified his tormentors. Admittedly, whining is Bradley’s best move, but he, temporarily, rented a testicle and, suitably infused with testosterone, has taken his tormentors to court. Who are his tormentors? Thomas Nelson Publishing and another publisher named Zondervan. Who are they? They are major Cross Cult publishers and their sin against Bradley is publishing Tome versions that refer to homosexuality as a sin. That’s right, PIGsters. Bradley is a GLAAD BAAG, who found Old Ka-Boom - it happened while Bradley was in the slammer - then got majorly bummed about what Old Ka-Boom has to say about bun rangers.

Unable to sue Old Ka-Boom, and painfully aware that the committees who translate Tome scripture don’t have a pot to piss in, Bradley went after the only set of deep pockets available, the firms that publish the Tome. It’s called killing the messenger. It’s also called blaming somebody else because you don’t have the stones to look in the mirror and accept full, and complete, responsibility for your own actions. It’s not the Tome, Bradley. It’s not Corinthians 6:9 (no matter how you translate it), Bradley. It’s not the publishers who served up the message. It’s you, and you alone, Bradley. It’s also you, and you alone, who made Bradley "The Whining GLAAD BAAG" Fowler the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.

Bonus fact: Bradley is an Obamaton who publishes a blog - a steaming pile of self-pitying bull crap - on Messiah Barry’s campaign website.