FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
In response to the reporting from PolitickerOH's Justin Miller indicating that a PPP poll shows that Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner outperforms Ohio's senior senator, George Voinovich, the general chairman of Friends for Ham Sandwich, Matt Hurley, issued the following statement:Is it really a surprise that even the most partisan Secretary of State in Ohio history can outpoll Senator Voinovich? No. We at the Ham Sandwich for Senate 2010 campaign have known for a long time now that by 2010, Ham Sandwich would only be half as stale as George Voinovich is right now. This poll only confirms what our internal poll suggested earlier this year: George Voinovich is not a tasty candidate. He is, in fact, spoiled meat.
How sad is this!
Could you imagine our state being represented by Brown and Brunner in the Senate.
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Hold on Ben - I am going to shoot myself!
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