Sunday, July 27, 2008

John Edwards hides in bathroom after late-night tryst with mistress

It looks like former Senator John "$400 Haircut" Edwards may have finally been exposed as just another back room boffing politician with a love child. If what the rag National Enquirer says is true, and it looks more and more like it is, Edwards can kiss any hopes or chances of being O'Dumbo's VP good bye!

The National Enquirer reports they have pictures and video of Edwards meeting with his secret squeeze at the Beverly Hilton Hotel for a late night game of hide the salami. After skinning his sword and fixing his "doo" - Edwards was chased into the mens room by reporters when he tried leaving. Edwards barricaded himself in the bathroom until a security guard came to rescue him...

From Fox News --

A Beverly Hills hotel security guard told FOX News he intervened this week between a man he identified as former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid reporters who chased down the former presidential hopeful after what they're calling a rendezvous with his mistress and love child.

The Beverly Hilton Hotel guard said he encountered a shaken and ashen-faced Edwards — whom he did not immediately recognize — in a hotel men's room early Tuesday morning in a literal tug-of-war with reporters on the other side of the door.

"What are they saying about me?" the guard said Edwards asked.

"His face just went totally white," the guard said, when Edwards was told the reporters were shouting out questions about Edwards and Rielle Hunter, a woman the National Enquirer says is the mother of his child. More....

With the clean as Beaver Cleaver image Edwards tries portraying you would think most people must be suprised - well not really! After learning of Edwards barricading himself in the bathroom a former staffer is quoted as saying - "I'm definitely upset by it. I wish I was more surprised, though."

For running into the bathroom like a bit**, Edwards is surely a possible candidate for PIG's Girlieman of the week.

7 comments:

  1. I'll have you know that I've never lowered myself to a $400 haircut.

    My haircuts are $1,200. I should know, I'm a Breck Girl and I'm worth it.

    John Edwards

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  2. I wonder if this story will ever get picked up by the MSM

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  3. i figured him for a fag. i'm back - apology accepted.

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  4. GG - I stand corrected!

    I doubt the media will give this much more than a once over if anything at all.

    Anon - i still think Edwards is a queer. They just did not catch him with his boyfriend yet.

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  5. If that picture is the chick he was with, I say potential tranny. He could still be very gay.

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  6. Anon, now that you mentioned it...

    the person in the picture does look a little like Senator Larry Craig in a wig and Edward's was found hiding in the bathroom. You may be on to somehting here!

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  7. i wonder if he forked up 400 bucks to get her bush trimmed? she is sort of a nappy headed ho.

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