Friday, August 14, 2009

Girlieman of the Week Award: Congresspunk Tim Bishop

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: August 14, 2009

Girlieman: Congresspunk Tim Bishop
Girlie Antics: I won’t spoil it for you.

One of those infamous faux conservatives - a blue dog Demoncrat - Congresspunk Tim Bishop yammered the unwary rational adults in his ‘red’, Empire State, district into voting for him. Apparently, he channeled his inner Abe Lincoln by fooling ‘some of the people all of the time’. That magic spell worked like gang-busters, on chad-punching day, but it’s starting to wear off, leaving Tim in rational adult infested ‘you can’t fool all of the people all of the time’ waters. D’Oh.

Determined to give ‘some of the people all of the time’ another shot, Timmy boy decided to roll those town hall meeting dice. Was he stupid enough to face outraged voters in his district? Not exactly.

Tim Bishop (D, NY-01) is having something called a “health care reform rally” on Thursday, at (of all things) SEIU’s Hicksville NY offices (1199 Duffy Ave, starts at 1 PM). This is otherwise known as “over twenty miles outside the borders of NY-01.” Bishop is of course one of the first Democrats holding down a Red district (NY-01 is a R+0) to discover that his constituents are paying attention to his votes: he rather famously canceled his future in-district meetings. Presumably he assumes that his constituents won’t drive twenty miles to complain.

When you can’t stand the heat, hide behind the Purple Shirts. (Michelle Malkin’s blog)
He’s holding a town meeting for his constituents 20 MILES outside his district? He’s holding it at head-breaker central, the SEIU Purple Gang’s Hicksville (NY) office? Wow! Congratulations Timmy Boy, you just took gutless and girlie to a whole new level. It puts you in the same league as the Commissar of Gutless and Girlie, Messiah Barry.

Timmy boy will be thrilled to learn that his craven cowardice earned him a double dose of award winning joy. In addition to being the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week, Timmy "The Twerp" Bishop just landed a spot on the FSOP’s short list for Girlieman of the Year.

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