Girlieman of the Week Award: Messiah Barry

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: August 07, 2009

Girlieman: Messiah Barry
Girlie Antics: Can’t handle criticism

Messiah Barry is finally, starting to reap what he sowed, and he’s not thrilled spitless about it. Thanks to a slavishly devoted Broadcast Blowjob Brigade, it was smooth sailing for Hopey McChange, during the endless, 2008, election cycle. Armed with his trusty-dusty electronic brain - his teleprompter - Messiah Barry glibly told each audience what it wanted to hear. Nobody - especially Messiah Barry - was the least bit troubled by the fact that, over time, he kept contradicting himself. With the News Nitwits calling him a genius, the Marxist Messiah raised talking out of both sides of his mouth to an art form.

Fat, dumb, and happy in his bubble of socialist serenity, the gibberish-spewing gasbag was the only one who didn’t see the reality check headed straight for him. That’s why, a mere 6-months after his hostile takeover of the Red Shed, Messiah Barry is gobsmacked by those dastardly rational adults who ask painful, pointed, questions like "Why can’t you keep your story straight?".

When faced with incontrovertible proof that, not too long ago, he was steadfastly contradicting his current set of ‘alleged’ views, he went gutless and girlie. A man of principles would stand his ground, and confront his critics face to face. That’s the way a real man, a real leader, a person with the courage of his convictions, would respond. Since he’s none of the aforementioned things, Messiah Barry cowered under his Oval Office desk, while his goon squad mounted a counter attack. He seems to be the only one who doesn’t know that the slings and arrows of unrelenting criticism are part and parcel of the high office that he now holds.

The lines of defense are what you should expect from a craven coward whose political career is built on the equivocating quicksand of voting ‘present’, instead of making a stand. First, Red Shed minions claimed that Messiah Barry’s mutually contradictory views - all of them caught on tape - were ‘taken out of context’. When that didn’t fly, the Messiah’s goons retreated to the second line of defense ‘disagreeing with Messiah Barry is - ta da - RACIST’. Sensing that this line of defense isn’t strong enough to ward off Barry’s critics, the Red Shed goons borrowed a page from the tyrant’s playbook, by asking mind-numbed Obamunists to turn in the identity of Messiah Barry’s critics. Throughout all this, Messiah Barry exposes his cowardice, by hiding while others fight his battles.

For refusing to fight his own battles...for resorting to name-calling when challenged...for turning into a whining pissant when he’s criticized...for trying to intimidate his critics into silence by abusing his Constitutional authority...for unrelenting, caterwauling cowardice, Messiah Barry "POTUS PUNK" Obama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.