Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: July 07, 2007
Girlieman: Wade Kapszukiewicz
Antics: Shocked by naked hooters
To its perpetrators, the charity golf fund raiser for the Lucas County (Ohio) Donkey Clan cabal was a bit more action packed than the organizers expected and that has certain political punk panties in a wad. The organizers weren’t the least bit concerned when Ryan Kemp, the general manager for a local booty parlor, ponied up the funds to sponsor four people at the golf gig. The organizers didn’t seem to raise an eyebrow when Ryan sent some of his waitresses to staff the gig. What could possibly go wrong.
Actually, in our humble opinion, nothing went wrong, including that memorable moment when one of Ryan’s wenches flashed her sweater puppies at some golfers then lowered her shorts to give them that e-ticket class thrill. When that tidbit hit the local grapevine, everyone suddenly had ‘issues’ with strippers helping out at this charity golf gig. As fun as that is, it gets better, thanks to a Donkey Clan clown, Lucas County Treasurer Wade Kapszukiewicz, who claims he witnessed this blood stirring show and tell: "What I saw was inappropriate. What I saw did not represent the values of the Democratic Party." Oh really?
Apparently, Wade isn’t aware of Teddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy’s drunken antics with waitresses. At one memorable drinking binge, The Swimmer and another U.S. Senator made a ‘waitress sandwich’. Apparently, Wade never heard of Bubba Clinton’s Oval Office antics with the presidential cigar humidor, Monica Lewinski. Apparently, Wade isn’t up to speed on L.A. Mayor Tony Villar’s year long affair with a Telemundo boob tube hottie. Wake up and smell the testosterone, Wade. Strippers and their naked charms are so utterly Donkey Clan it can’t be quantified. Pull your head out of your butt, Wade and grow a pair.
Congratulations Wade, going gooey and girlie over some naked nymph naughty bits earned you our Girlieman of the Week.
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