Sunday, July 8, 2007

Robo-toilets proposed to stop 'gay' cruising



Sorry about all the homo posts today, but this one deals directly with a way to combat the incidents of the previous post, where a cross dressing fireman was 'cruising' in the parks.

Cities across America have long been battling the habit of homo's gather and/or cruising in parks looking to satisfy their,"you show me yours, I'll show you mine" escapades.

Believe it or not, I had a queer try to pick me up one morning when I went fishing at the Rocky River Metro Parks.

Walking into the bathrooms to take a whizz before putting on my waders, I had a homo ask if I needed any help. Suffice to say, when the queer was told in a not so kind tone, "I would love to use my 9' fly rod on him," he was skipping off on his ferry old way.

Fort Lauderdale Mayor, Jim Naugle, in a way to combat the homo's taking over their parks, has proposed installing "Anti-Homo Toilets" to combat gay bathroom love.

From World Net Daily --

Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle says his city has a problem with "homosexual activity" in public restrooms and he has a plan to stop it – robotic toilets that allow occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door automatically opens.

"We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act," Naugle told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

The $250,000 self-cleaning robo-johns have been installed in San Francisco, Seattle, Atlanta and New York.

Dean Trantalis, an openly homosexual former member of the City Commission who served with Naugle for three years, welcomes the restrooms..... "I'm not an expert on public toilet sex," said Trantalis, "but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds."

The only down side to this is.... the construction guy, pants at his ankles reading the sports section during his "morning meeting".

Taking a little longer than usual, the ladies from the Garden Club are out on a stroll & the door pops open..... Poor Mrs. Johnson will never be the same!


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