Kamp Kucinich - "We're still relevant"

Having a support rating less the the margin of error, Kamp Kucinich & Boy Blunder himself, still feels they are relevant.

From Yahoo News --

Top campaign officials for Ohio Congressman and Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich tonight expressed outrage that rival candidates Hillary Clinton and John Edwards were overheard collaborating on a strategy to eliminate other Democratic candidates from future debates and forums.

According to the Associated Press, Fox News Channel microphones picked up Clinton and Edwards on stage discussing their desire to limit future joint appearances to exclude some rivals lower in the crowded field. "We should try to have a more serious and a smaller group," Edwards said into Clinton's ear following a Presidential Forum in Detroit hosted by the NAACP on Thursday.

Clinton agreed with Edwards, according to print reports and video footage of the exchange. "We've got to cut the number. ... They're not serious," she said. Clinton added that she thought representatives of her campaign and Edwards' had already tried to limit the debates, and "we've gotta get back to it," according to the AP.

"Candidates, no matter how important or influential they perceive themselves to be, do not have and should not have the power to determine who is allowed to speak to the American public and who is not," said Kucinich.

"Imperial candidates are as repugnant to the American people and to our Democracy as an imperial President."

The Kucinich campaign will immediately take steps to address the planned actions of the Clinton and Edwards campaigns.

With his nose shining bright, tired of being called names and determined to still play in "presidential candidate games," Kucinich refuses to take to take this lying down.

Inside sources have claimed Kamp Kucinich is not willing to wait for a foggy primary eve and are reviewing several plans of action. Reports say these plans of action range from, but are not limited to;

• Refuse to babysit Bill when Hillary is busy.

• Force them to watch his wedding videos.

• No longer share his candy & sippie juices.

• No longer share his Yugi-Oh cards.

• Tell everyone Hillary borrows make up & hairspray from Edwards.

• Make them listen to Dennis explain why he feels he is a "Gay Black Gang Banger & Only True Women in the race."

• Run for President again.