Saturday, December 27, 2008

2008 Girlieman of the Year - President Bush


Politically Incorrect Gazette's
Date Awarded: December 26, 2008

Winner: Vicente W. Bush
Winning Moves: Unable to correct a mistake.

One of Vicente W. Bush’s personality traits is a stubborn streak that’s a big as Mexas. We saw that play out, time, and time again, throughout his tenure in the Oval Office. Let’s face it "Oops, my bad" just isn’t in his vocabulary.

We’re inclined to give Vicente props for his dogged determination, when h
e’s pursuing the Jihadikaze scumbags, who want to destroy us. That’s one instance where his stubborn streak worked for us.

Unhappily, his pigheaded refusal to second guess his decisions isn’t our idea of a good time, when it comes to America’s immigration policy. That brings us to this award.

Despite the blatant injustice of the sentences imposed on them, Ramos and Compean continue to be America’s most egregiously maligned political prisoners. Condemning them to rot for at least a decade in a federal prison for shooting a drug smuggling, border jumping, pile of shit in the ass is BULL SHIT. Bush's refusal to admit that the punishment is much too harsh for the ‘alleged’ crime is an intolerable injustice. It’s not the act of a brave defender of justice. It’s gutless to the core.

We’re disgusted by the fact that Vicente Bush steadfastly refuses to set Ramos and Compean free with a presidential pardon, in the waning days of his administration. For this act of craven cowardice, Vicente W. Bush earned this richly deserved bitch-slap as the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Year.

Runner-up: Messiah Barry Obama
Girlieman of the Year credentials: Hiding behind the race card, he ducked all the essential, tough, questions and caterwauled all the way to the Oval Office.

Second Runner-up: Comrade Hillary
Girlieman of the Year credentials: She lost those Jupiter-size nads, when she turned gutless and girlie, by accepting Messiah Barry’s Miss Congeniality door prize as Secretary of State in his administration.

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