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If you’re planning to spend some quality time in the lobby areas of Wilson Library or Davis Library on the campus of University or North Carolina - Chapel Hill, you might detect an egregious lack of festiveness. Where, you ask, are those lovely Christmas Trees and ornaments which have always been there to welcome visitors during the Christmas Season? Where indeed.
Caving in to the relentless caterwauling from UNC Grinches on the library staff, Sarah Michalak, associate provost for the university libraries, left them in cold storage, this year....
Their Supernaturalism Trumps Your Nativity Play
Citing the Mecca Maniac festival of Eid, the scumbags running a Brit Primary School, Greenwood Junior School, thrilled the socks of the mums and dads of their young charges. They dropped their Grinch Bomb in a letter to the parents of their young charges:
"It is with much regret that we have to cancel this year’s Christmas performances....
Flori-DUHThis year, eager to score a mention on the Free State of PIG, Wilson Bradshaw, president of a Flori-DUH Ivory Tower, Florida Gulf Coast University (FGCU), exchanged the trappings of his office for a Grinch outfit. With Christmas season in full swing, he banished Christmas from FGCU’s campus....
Daytona Beach, Flori-DUH:In Daytona Beach, the Grinches work for the city’s code enforcement killjoys. The person on the receiving end of their Goose-Stepping antics is a local capitalist, Sheila LaBosco. Her crime? For several years, she brightened up the Christmas season by deploying a Santa outside her store where he would hand out free candy canes.
This year, the code enforcement goons got decked out in the best Grinch attire, then Goose-Stepped to Sheila’s store where they gave Santa the heave-ho, ho, ho....
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