Calling in "Gay" to Work

I have had some good excuses for not going in to work before. The best I have ever heard was when a co-worker called in sick because the dog ate his teeth (dentures) - but this one takes the cake... calling in "gay" to work.

From the PD --

Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to "call in gay" Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it's wise to encourage skipping work given the United States' economic distress.

Organizers of "Day Without a Gay" -- scheduled to coincide with International Human Rights Day and modeled after similar work stoppages by Latino immigrants -- also are encouraging people to perform volunteer work and refrain from spending money. More...

The panty-waists want to punish us by not showing up for work and not spending money for the day as a form of protest. Big Deal! Event coordinators came up with this brilliant idea of starving the work place and economy after watching the film, "A Day Without a Mexican."

I got an idea.... the Mexicans and the queers should have their repsective protests on the same day. Then the Mexicans can each take a queer back to Mexico with them! This would kill two birds with one stone!