Girlieman of the Week - Messiah Barry O’Bama

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: December 12, 2008

Girlieman: Messiah Barry O’Bama
Antics: Running for political cover

When Illinois Governor Rob "Lets Make A Deal" Blagojevich landed in the federal investigation hotseat, Elected Tormentors throughout the state started running for cover. The feds barely had time to conclude their news conference, when the flight from Blagojevich turned into a stampede.

Leading this headlong flight to "never heard of the bastard and I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup" was that legend in his own mind, Messiah Barry O’Bama. Despite being mentioned on the tapes of Monty Hall Blagojevich as being ungrateful, uncooperative and assorted other things, Messiah Barry mounted a ‘deny, deny, deny’ defense. Eager to cover his own ass, and only his own ass, Barry circled the wagons, very tightly.

Messiah Barry’s spine turned to jello and his nads shriveled up, when faced with this political scandal so close to home. Gutless to the core, he spouted, hard to believe, "I never met him or discussed the open senate seat with him" bull crap.

Messiah Barry’s defense hit a speed bump, when some members of the media asked inconvenient questions about David Axelrod, who is on the record as saying ‘we have met with, talked to’ the governor about Messiah Barry’s replacement. Lacking the stones to tell the truth, Messiah Barry kicked his loyal minion to the curb, forcing him to recant his prior statements.

When faced with his first major political crisis, Messiah Barry went girlie and furtive. When he should have come out swinging, saying "yes I talked to Monty Blagojevich, and I am disgusted by his pay for play politics", he turned into a gutless wonder. This is not the kind of courage we expect from a man who is going to occupy that Oval Office hot seat on January 20.

For showing our enemies that ‘duck and cover’ is Messiah Barry’s response to a crisis...for lacking the balls to be a man during a crisis...for failing his first test of courage so spectacularly, Messiah Barry O’Bama is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.