Channel 19 News --
Rumor has it the Chief has been in contact with Senator Larry Craig (inventor of the Wide-Stance defense) and is being urged to try the, "I was only in the park on my knees, with my mouth open like a baby bird waiting to be fed, in front of strange guy with his nightstick out because I was mad at my wife" defense.
Olmsted Township Police Chief Charles McNeeley was set to be arraigned today in Parma Municipal Court. McNeeley didn't show up, his attorney faxed a plea of not guilty instead.
McNeeley is charged with public indecency.
McNeely is accused of fondling himself and about to have sex with another man in the MetroParks in the Brooklyn area.