Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: March 14, 2008
Girlieman: Barack O’Dumbo
Girlie Antics: Unrelenting whining.
Somebody needs to bitch-slap some sense into Barack O’Dumbo. Somebody needs to sit him down and explain that the job he’s trying to get is "Commander-In-Chief", not "Whiner-In-Chief". That last damn thing we need in the Oval Office is a cringing cretin with his finger on the nuclear button, who starts blubbering every damn time somebody frowns at him.Here are a few of his outbursts:
A boom box babbler uses O’Dumbo’s middle name - Hussein - and Barack starts blubbering.
Somebody digs up an image of O’Dumbo in that amazing Uncle Jemima rig and he starts blubbering.
Someone holds his feet to the fire over Calypso Louie’s endorsement and O’Dumbo starts blubbering.
Someone points out his connection to some differently-ethical Windy City ‘players’ and O’Dumbo starts blubbering.
Congressman Steve King states the obvious, by pointing out that Osama and his Jihadikaze homeboys would celebrate if a peace puke like O’Dumbo wins the Oval Office Derby, and O’Dumbo starts blubbering.
Geraldine Ferraro states the obvious, by pointing out that much of O’Dumbo’s success is due to his racial pedigree and he starts blubbering.
Let’s get real. O’Dumbo’s middle name is "Hussein". O’Dumbo did look asinine in that Uncle Jemima rig. Calyspo Louie, a racist, did endorse him. Some of O’Dumbo’s Windy City chums are deep-pocketed scumbags. The Jihadikazes know that Barack hasn’t got the spine to wage a war on terror, or anything else. Finally, O’Dumbo might be a spellbinder when it comes to his empty prose, but his front-runner status is due to the fact that he’s Melanin-Enriched. This last fact means the Korrectnik News Nitwits are afraid to challenge him on his policies. It also means that guilt-ridden lefty oppressors will vote for him, and so will the teeming, steeped in victimhood, Melanin-Enriched masses.
For his relentless caterwauling...for lacking the nads to man up and realize that politics is a blood sport...for getting on my last raw nerve, Barack Hussein "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.
poor geraldine is getting jane campbelled. what a shame! heh heh
ReplyDeletebe lookin like my baby mama drama obama be gettin da wraff of a white woman scorned (hellary). carville is a genius. they planned this whole thing out by leaking out the possibility of obama being a muslim (the photo and the internet letter). this forced obama to profess his loyalty to christianity by citing his 20 year membership in the church from hell and admit his close association to his spiritual influence (the sinister "minister"). send ferraro out there to stoke the racial flames a little, let obama respond about how "unfortunate" those sorts of remarks are and WHAM - the trap was set and out came the tapes. freakin carville, begala and lanny davis are some nasty mofos. gotta give em credit for this one. it was perfectly executed.
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