Girlieman of the Week: Barack "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo

Two weeks in a row O'Dumbo takes the prize!

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: March 21, 2008

Girlieman: Barack "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo
Antics: Relentless Race Pandering

Your eyes are not deceiving you, Sparky, and this isn’t a re-run of last week’s Girlieman Award. We’ve had repeat winners, in bygone days, and we’ve been known to hold someone over for a second week in the PIGish bull’s-eye. But, as far as we can tell, this is the first time when one individual was named two weeks in a row for (slightly) different reasons.

Yes, O’Dumbo is still being bitch-slapped for whining piteously. However... After the way O’Dumbo just took his caterwauling to record-setting, mind-numbing levels, we are compelled to make him our Girlieman for the second consecutive week.

This week, during his long-winded, self-serving, inescapable whine about racism, he sank to new depths. In the process, O’Dumbo demonstrated his utter and complete unsuitability for the office he seems destined to win.

To win that coveted Oval Office prize, he threw his grandmother under the bus by, tacitly, calling her a racist. According to one columnist, Barack changed the story, making her alleged racism more egregious, during his speech, a fact that flies in the face of the story he told about his grandmother in a book about him. In the tome, he reported that she was ‘afraid of a certain black man who had physically accosted her’. In his speech, Barack vilified granny by making it sound like she got the ‘there’s a black man’ shakes when she simply passed a Melanin-Enriched male on the street. Barack, you rat bastard, that’s no way to thank a woman who worked her fingers to the bone to get you were you are today.

Far from finished, O’Dumbo threw his pastor, Jeremiah Wright, under the bus. He threw whitey under the bus. He even threw his Melanin-Enriched home boys and girls under the bus. By the time he finished with his bloviating, Barack O’Dumbo had sent out the word, far and wide: "Everyone, from sea to shining sea is a racist, except me. Vote early, vote often, vote O’Dumbo."

For boldly, publically, proving how egregiously we underestimated him, last week...for showing the world how utterly and completely spineless he is...for his smugly self-righteous race pandering, this putrid pile of political punk crap, Barack "Uncle Jemima" O’Dumbo, is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week, for the second week in a row.