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Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: February 29, 2008
Girlieman: Messiah Al Gore
Antics: Unwilling, unable, to face the 'baby it’s cold outside' music.
Despite a spate of recent reports that put his Global Warming Gospel into question, Messiah Al Gore has been curiously silent. Somehow, he has managed to tune out reports such as this one from the Daily Tech blog:Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile -- the list goes on and on.
No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets(Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously.
Meteorologist Anthony Watts compiled the results of all the sources. The total amount of cooling ranges from 0.65C up to 0.75C -- a value large enough to erase nearly all the global warming recorded over the past 100 years. All in one year time. For all sources, it's the single fastest temperature change ever recorded, either up or
down.
Admittedly, one harsh winter does not an ice age make. I get that, but after the way Messiah Al deliberately lied about the ‘established Global Warming science’, you’d think that he’d have the stones to man up and face these reports, personally, publically.
He made this ‘the sky is falling' bed with his award-winning whopperthon. Now, when some hard science - those pesky facts - tell a somewhat different story, Messiah Al is cowering in the Fat Cave.
Since he’s lost his voice...since he’s hiding from the truth...since he’s refusing to act like a man about these new inconvenient truths...Messiah Al Gore is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.
Wow. The inconvient facts seem to silence, at last, Mr. Gore. Will he give back the Academy Awards and the Nobel prize?
ReplyDeleteFirst Al "The Sky is Falling" Gore has to remove them from storage.
ReplyDeleteI believe Energy Whore Gore has been keeping them in his large ass for safe keeping.