What A Joyous Day - A Special Birthday Wish!

Neener, neener,

Break out the beer

It’s PIG’s birthday

And we’re still here.

Yep, Politically Incorrect Gazette is celebrating their birthday! Figured I'd give the post a sissy name to attract as many liberals as I could.

Barring a room full of swollen sweater puppies and the Cowboy Cheerleaders wearing Frederick's of Hollywood swinging on a pole - what better present could I give my buddies, who 4yrs ago declared War on Political Correctness, Hambo, Porcus, Spike & the rest of their crew for their birthday than the exploding heads of liberals when they see this post!

With 4 years under their belts the guys over at PIG were "thrilled spitless" when they looked back at their accomplishments for the year. Porcus & Hambo were "shocked..., shocked I tell you," at how their pen of dedicated Pigster's from the PIG Army continued growing and helped spread the inkorrectnik word through all corners of the free world & blogosphere (the electronic arm pit of life).

Though a joyous day for Hambo, Porcus and the crew, this may not be a good day for Korrectnik's. Noting the accomplishments during year 4 of Hambos' PC punishing prose and Porcus' dastardly doodles of the dimwitted dipshit's of the world they are happy, yet unsatisfied. This my friend is not good for ~ San Fran Nan, Dingy Harry Reid, Barack O’Dumbo, Comrade Hillary, Je$$e, Rev. Al, Bubba, News Nitwits, Ethnocrats, Legicrats, Elected Tormentors, Colonistas, Educrats, Tinsel Town Twerps and all the other liberal lemmings ~ but it will be fun for us!

You ask "why" Sparky? Well, I will let the birthday boy's tell you --

What, you ask, do we have to say for ourselves on this glorious day in the PIGdom? We have these fightin’ words from the entire PIG staff:

Neener, Neener, Neener. It's four years later, you Korrectnik bastards, and we're still here. We're just as annoying and in your face as we were on day one. We're not going anywhere, so take your speech codes, special rights, and caterwauling, then stick them where the sun don't shine. Buckle up, Multicultural Sparky, because we're ready, willing and goddamn eager to unleash another year of PIGish abuse on you and everybody else in the victimhood.

We've been taking it easy on you, so far. This year, we plan to kick it up a notch. If you think our PIG Doctrine and Incorrectness 101 are a pain in your butt, get ready to be thrilled spitless.

We began our 4th year in cyberspace with high expectations, but we quickly realized that we’d set the bar much too low. When it comes to dishing it out...when it comes to political inkorrectness on steroids, we reset that ‘outrageous’ bar very high for our 5th year.

In many ways, year 5 will be familiar since it will be the usual mixture of table-pounding outrage, smirky glee over the depths of human stupidity, and our utterly PIGish - tongue firmly in cheek - commentary on what passes for culture on this blue green world.

Year 5 will see us serving up new PIGish delights on geography (in the works), state mottos (ready for prime time), sports (yes, we’re still threatening to deploy this one) and assorted other goodies that are still skulking around inside our PIGish imaginations. More!!!

Happy Birthday to PIG

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The KING