Girlieman of the Week - Ahmed Rehab

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Girlieman of the Week
Date Awarded: May 09, 2008

Girlieman: Ahmed Rehab
Girlie Antics: Islamikaze whining

An Islamikaze named Ahmed Rehab - he’s the top Jihadikaze at the Windy City infestation of CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) - is outraged by what just happened. He’s mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. If you missed the news, here are the essentials: a cadre of Illinois justice system officials, the Illinois Law Enforcement Alarm System (ILEAS), just resolved a very dangerous hostage situation.

Apparently, some hostage-taking Jihadikazes barricaded themselves in a Hillsboro (Illinois) mosque and refused to cooperate. Eventually, the ILEAS forces stormed the building, prompting the intransigent Jihadikazes to release some nerve gas. After subduing the Jihadikazes, the ILEAS men released a hostage who was wired with explosives. What’s that? You haven’t heard this story and can’t find it anywhere in cyberspace? Cool your jets, shocked and dismayed Sparky, it’s only a training exercise. Training exercise or not, Ahmed his hopping mad:

"The use of a fake 'mosque' in this type of drill sends the wrong message to law enforcement officials who may now view mainstream institutions, such as Islamic houses of worship, as potential security threats." (Ahmed’s caterwauling as reported by CNS)

The wrong message about Islam? Yeah, right. Wake up and smell the religion of peace coffee, Ahmed. No doubt, in your world, it was a wild-eyed Quaker who murdered filmmaker Theo van Gogh. In your alternative reality, it was rage-a-holic Methodists who hounded Ayaan Hirsi Ali with death threats when she dared to speak the truth about Islam during her stay in the United States. In the Twilight Zone where you live, it was rampaging Baptists who captured and beheaded Daniel Pearl. In your fevered brain, it’s enraged Unitarians who want to murder those Danish cartoonists. It can’t be one of your American Islamikaze asshats; who murdered his daughters in Mexas to preserve the family’s honor. Perish the thought!

If a simple police exercise is all it takes to ruin Ahmed’s whole day, he’s too damn pathetic for words. For lacking the nads to face up to the dark side of his supernaturalism...for going gutless and girlie instead of owning up to, and trying to resolve, the dangers posed by Jihadikazes who are hiding within America’s peace-venerating Islamikazes...for being a caterwauling cretin who wants to blame anyone, everyone, for Mecca Mania’s inherent, liberty-nuking nature, Ahmed Rehab is the Politically Incorrect Gazette’s Girlieman of the Week.