Friday, May 23, 2008

Buy a Car - Get a Free Gun!

Would you like air conditioning, power windows, power seats, a 9MM or .45 caliber?

As an incentive to increase sales a car dealership in Missouri is giving away guns or gas with the purchase of a new or used car. Thats right - these fine Americans are doing their part in fighting high gas prices and violence.

With the help of a local gun store, Alton Arms, customers at Max Motors are given a $250 gift certificate for a gun or gas with every vehicle purchased.

From WND --

"We are aware of the gasoline and crime problem in America," states an ad on the website of Max Motors. It goes on to note it "wants to be part of the solution and not part of the problem."

"What we're doing is giving everyone who buys a new or used vehicle a free handgun," said Mark Muller, the dealership's owner.

"Six people came by – a bunch of long hairs who think the '60s are still going on, and who obviously don't have jobs," Muller said. "We all went out there with our cowboy hats on and told them we'd stomp 'em, and they left."

When asked if Sen. Barack Obama's recent comments about people clinging to guns and religion inspired the promotion, Muller said yes.

"My next promotion is to give away a free King James Bible to any Muslim that converts to Christianity," he said. More...

Hollow Points or unleaded?

3 comments:

  1. "a bunch of long hairs who think the '60s are still going on" ?

    People really talk like that?

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  2. Yep - they sure do Joseph!

    I can't stand hippie long hairs either. The short haired ones are known as progessive democrats.

    One of the only thing the 60's was good for was some easy target practice for the National Guard at Kent State.

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  3. Joseph - one more thing...

    The "People" that talk like that are the the "Clingers."

    You know the ones O'Dumbo talked about in San Fagcisco.

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