Steaming Load Award -- Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders

From Politically Incorrect Gazette --

Steaming Load #1: Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders make more demands.

From sea to shining sea, they’re clogging the streets that you paid for with your hard-earned money. They’ll be protected by the police whose proper function is protecting you, legal American resident Sparky. They’ll be feted, cheered on, and otherwise coddled by the Elected Tormentors you were stupid enough to vote into office, I want my damn chad back Sparky.

Determined to evoke the maximum outrage on this MARXIST blight on the calendar, May Day, the border jumping scumbags are teaming up with a who’s who of the chronically oppressed, peace pukes and GLAAD BAAGs. They’re trying to piss you off and they’re doing a damn good job.

If your blood isn’t boiling yet, consider these utterly infuriating demands from these disease-ridden, emergency room clogging, school crowding, crime spreading, border jumping, scumbag rat bastards and their Marxist Meadhead partners in outrage:

On May Day 2008, National Immigrant Solidarity Network is calling for a multi-ethnic, decentralized, multi-topic and multi-tactic national day of mobilization to support immigrant workers rights.

1. No to anti-immigrant legislation, and the criminalization of the immigrant communities.
2. No to militarization of the border.
3. No to the immigrant detention and deportation.
4. No to the guest worker program.
5. No to employer sanction and "no match" letters.
6. Yes to a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants.
7. Yes to speedy family reunification.
8. Yes to civil rights and humane immigration law.
9. Yes to labor rights and living wages for all workers.
10. Yes to the education and LGBT immigrant legislation.

If you still aren’t ready to kick some butt, here are more demands. These are from the Windy City butt bullets:

EQUAL RESPECT / EQUAL PAY FOR EVERY WORKER
Legalization for All NOW !
Second Chance for All NOW !
Defend the Right to Organize
Fight for a Living Wage
Legalization for Elvira Arellano and Flor Crisostomo

PEACE BY JUSTICE, SECURITY BY RESPECT
End the War in Iraq, bring the Troops Home
Respect for the Self-Determination of Nations
Clean Up for Vieques
Replace Globalization with Nobilization

KEEP FAMILIES TOGETHER
Stop the Separation of Families
Stop the Hate, Stop the Violence,Stop the Guns, Stop the Drugs
Health Care for Every FamilyEqual, Quality, Respectful Education
A Moratorium on Mortgage Foreclosures
Naturalize Foreign-Born Spouses of LGBT Couples
Refugee Rights for LGBT People Fleeing Persecution

You invade our country...you turn large swaths of our nation from sea to shining sea into third word cesspools...you bring ethnic cleansing to the streets of our largest cities and you’ve got the temerity to make demands. BULL SHIT!

I have a demand and it’s non-negotiable. Pack up your crap and get the hell out of this country, RIGHT DAMN NOW. You’re on the ragged edge of royally pissing off the legal denizens of the most heavily armed nation on this planet. Trust me, you border jumping scumbag turds, you really don’t want to go there...

Perpetrated by: Hambo