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In his short time in office, it has been confirmed that President O-"almost a hole in one"-bama has held, swung, stroked his shaft and played with his balls more than Bush did in a two year period.

From Politico --

President Barack Obama has only been in office for just over nine months, but he's already hit the links as much as President Bush did in over two years.

CBS' Mark Knoller — an unofficial documentarian and statistician of all things White House-related — wrote on his Twitter feed that, "Today - Obama ties Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office:

24. Took Bush 2 yrs & 10 months."

This news comes on the heels of today's news that Obama played golf with a woman — chief domestic policy adviser Melody Barnes — for the first time since taking office.

Learning PBO was forced to play with white balls, Rev. Je$$e Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton will hold a rally decrying the blatant racism.